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[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

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ok. and why would it be bad to be horny? why would it be bad to look at a photo of boobs for a long time? why would it be bad to look at a woman and be attracted to her? why would it be bad to be turned on by seeing a woman? why would it be bad to think of a woman lustfully? and why would any of this make someone a bad lesbian? quickly.

i’m tired of the jokes that hinge on the assumption that it is bad to look at or think of a woman lustfully, that it would make you a bad lesbian, a bad feminist. that it is somehow bad to be attracted to a woman. its not. it’s not! look hornily goddammit! it’s a photograph, you don’t need to “look respectfully” look as long and as horny as you want! she or they can’t see you! please free yourself we don’t have time for this.

in fact, as a lesbian, i encourage dykes to look (at me) disrespectfully!!

I’m an omnivore but a hot take of mine (albeit not a hill I will die on) is that it was counterproductive to turn vegetarian/vegan into strict identities and shame anyone vegetarian-adjacent who eats meat once in a while as weak-willed or a hypocrite. I think someone who has a pork dumpling every now and then still exhibits discipline and has more in common with a vegetarian than someone who eats steak and bacon every day and turning reducing meat into an all-or-nothing thing just discourages people

All delighted people... get those fucking cocks out... its friday...

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hey pretty girl. it's Sexy fucking Friday..... have an espresso martini. the fuckshow is over. show the world your belly button ring and dance

i like when you meet a couple that's a fun bisexual and her nerdy boyfriend and then you check in a few years later and now they're a fun bisexual and her nerdy wife. hit with the transgenderism beam yet largely unaffected in the romance department. really living the dream.