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lhlstd:
“ Don’t people usually wear OTHER people’s body parts if they’re wearing any body parts at all ? Wearing my own PINKY doesn’t really scream ‘ don’t FUCK with me. ’ people would probably think I had an accident with a POTATO PEELER. But hey, if it gets me an extra chocolate croissant ? I’m IN. ”
“what kind of potato peelers are you using at home? or maybe i should be asking how aggressively you’re peeling these potatoes?”
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kavlees:
‘ not only you’re so off the right track you might as well be racing backwards, but i also take OFFENSE on dandelions’ behalf, mister. dandelions represent overcoming hardships, while daisies’ meaning range from innocence to beauty. kinda weird that i can remember plant symbolisms but forget to turn the stove off. almost set my place on fire once—– do not recommend. what i do recommend, however, depends on the relationship. like, is it, undying love, is it pure love —– secret love —- unrequited love—- plain ol’ true love—- there are things to consider, y’know? this is ART, kid, not a game. ’
“well... what if someone don’t know what KIND of love this is? what if it’s not even love? what does someone do then?”
lhlstd:
“ But the amputation is FAKE right ? Just to get the other doctor’s off our trail ? While I smoke a joint and you eat M&M’s and if anyone accuses us of anything – it’s medical. I might need a translator for the other stuff but I’m gonna be eating pain au chocolats everyday man. ”
“i don’t know, lou. after i take your pinky off you could totally wear it on a string like some sort of cool necklace. i’m sure a missing finger will earn you plus de pain au chocolat.”
kavlees:
@juumpr !
‘ contrary to popular belief, red roses aren’t the only flowers that represent love. y’know, in case you got your eye on anyone. ’
“nobody to impress, but i don’t think dandelions would really tickle someone’s fancy. what would you want instead? daisies?”
lhlstd:
“ Codename: Paper Cut. I like it. I’ve always wanted to test my acting chops, I can’t cry on command yet but I’ve got years to practice. You’ll have to tell ‘em it was a really BAD paper cut and you had to like, amputate my finger. So we can hang out for longer. ”
“yes, and i believe an amputation would result in a couple FOLLOW UP appointments. you’re gonna be stuck in paris for a while, lou. i swear i can be a pretty good translator.”
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lhlstd:
“ Exactly that ! What if like, you bookin’ a day off means someone losing their leg or something ? I can’t have that PRESSURE on me. What if the only way to see you is me hurting myself in order to have an appointment with Dr. Roux ?! ”
“don’t do anything too drastic. if i get told one day an american boy is complaining and CRYING about a paper cut on his finger, i’ll know it’s you and then we can sneak away while i go ‘TREAT’ you.”
lhlstd:
“ Nuh-uh, I know how it is. It’s gonna take me more than a couple of years to make it big. The ones who get famous too QUICKLY end up overdosed in a bathtub of their own vomit. Not me, I’m gonna do it RIGHT. You’ll always be cooler than me, plus you’re gonna be taking France by storm. Probably be too BUSY to hang with me. ”
“busy doing what? saving people’s lives? i’m sure a day off will be just the thing i need in a couple years.”
lhlstd:
“ Oh, well empty doesn’t sound so GOOD. Why’s it so EMPTY if it’s so big? You’re right though, Europe’s the place to be. I think that’s where I’ll head after I take America. ”
“we’ll make lunch plans then. if you’re still free in a couple years, when you’re BIG and FAMOUS, and if i’m still cool enough to hang out with you.”
sxtton:
❛ nothin’ but what is asked of ya. and i’d never ask ya ‘ta do somethin’ i wouldn’t myself do, kid. – – – what d’ya say ? wanna make a buck this summer ? put yourself through school ? ❜
“my parents will put me through school no matter how much of a pain i am, but yeah, i’ll do it.”
lhlstd:
“ That’s like askin’ why any animal is special, it just is ! I’m just not buying that Canada is a SHITHOLE, I mean you birthed Leonard Cohen. Plus nowhere can be as bad as Sheffield. ”
“canada is big and EMPTY. france is full of people, i mean, it’s europe! it’s big, it’s moving. i’m just not going to let america itself hold me back.”
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sxtton:
❛ i’m gon’ go ahead & assume ya know what keeps this town afloat. ‘cause it sure as hell ain’t the tourism, is it ? could be a part of that, kiddo. hours are flexible, the pay is great – shit’s nearly legal at this fuckin’ point. no one’s gonna bother bustin’ you for a job well done. ❜
“well, what would i have to do? what if i don’t want to?”
sxtton:
❛ do ya have any clue what it is that i do, jump ? ❜
“we just met. i have no clue, but i have a feeling you’re going to tell me.”
lhlstd:
“ Aw c’mon, Canada ain’t BAD man ! I mean, I’ve never been. But they got … Uh … Y’know … Land ? Maple syrup ? ”
“can i not find maple syrup anywhere else? i mean, it’s not like canada INVENTED beavers, i could find them at a zoo or something! i don’t get why they’re so special.”
sxtton:
❛ do ya want one ? ❜
“what kind of job? if i’m picking vegetables or cleaning animal stalls, i’ll be fine without it, but anything else i’ll probably be interested.”
sxtton:
❛ shit. sheffield ain’t for everybody, kid – but it sure as fuck can be a lot better than anywhere else. ya just gotta make it work. do what ya want ! like… i dunno, ya got a job for the summer ? ❜
“uh, yeah, no job or ANYTHING really. why?”
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lhlstd:
“ Go big or go HOME, buddy. Vive la France ! What about Canada ? Y’know, going back to your ROOTS ? ”
“if i’m going big, why would i head up to CANADA?”
lhlstd:
“ West L.A first, and when I’m ready to mellow out I’ll move to New York. What about you ? Where you heading once you’ve graduated ? ”
“somewhere stable. conneticut? FRANCE? one of the two probably.”