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lolfactory

superfizz

thank you

mids13

The moment you take whiskey better than most guys

#jack daniels #whiskey #woman #i like my liqour #bring it on

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duntothewood

How can

This guy

And this guy

Be the same person? it is not possible!!

markiplier

Advanced plastic surgery every few minutes.

piink-rose

when you draw something really fast and crappy and a lot of people really like it

when you draw something really detailed and you put so much hard work and practically your soul into it and no one likes it

sleepingwithher

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

Sometimes you have to do drugs to get through the day

#homework #wps #lines #doing drugs #wix #heavy almonds usage #twix #all nighter #the struggle

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*Watching Captain America 2, when our disguised (older woman) agent beats the shit out of everyone*

Max: "Dayum, menopause stops for nothing"

#wow #my friends #unexpected #marvel #Captain America 2 #Lmaoo #made my night

I just want a guy who will make me mac n' cheese... And not the cheap microwave shit but the box kind.

#relationship goals #craft #cheese #macarroni #I'll make you food #something sweet and simple #mac n' cheese #hungry

dennys

whoever discarded this perfectly good broccoli has started something impossible to reverse…this is the first sign..

of the end

Me: I have ugly feet. Oh well, I run a lot so I don't care..

Mom: I'm sure there's someone that'll suck on your toe.

Me: what! Mom too much!

#eww #too much #50 shades of grey #no #mom #inappropriate #too far there mother

keep-pushingforward-blog

…without a thought in your head because that’s what you have to do. And you do the push-ups and you jog and you do all the things beyond exhaustion because you have to. Then one day you’ll discover you’re in the zone and you don’t feel your legs anymore, you don’t feel your arms anymore. You exist as a motion. That’s the zone. Then you can do anything.

The Perfect Husband by Lisa Gardner (via keep-pushingforward)

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titanbender

same

mids13

The exact metaphor for life... You think you're safe and BAM! A watermelon to the face

#lok #life #legend of korra #watermelon #The melon king is angry

n0kiv

College be like

Housing: $2,980 Meal plan: $1,457 Books: $1,429 Enrollment: $983 Air: $3,274 Grass: $4,284 Sidewalk: $5,284 The sun: $3,381

rexuality

#too accurate #first year experience charge #wtf

mouserawr

twogeenius

"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"

skinbonesandink

Oh..

freemindfreebody

I freakin love my dogs.

pornocreep-deactivated20180519

Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.

snidely-whiplash

Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all

mids13

This is probably the funniest, most adorable, and heart breaking I've ever read.

I have a serious addiction

Popping bubble wrap is my crack

#addiction #bubble wrap #now all my things will break #packing problems #don't touch my stuff #no judgement #add your addictions

Will I ever feel ready?

#college #life #everything #decisions #i don't know what I'm doing #how do you know

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