Class 1A as dumb things my friends have said
Aoyama: Makeup’s supposed to cover up all your flaws. Time to swallow my concealer and see if my depression goes away
Ashido: My bad grades don’t matter. School is just for the weak who aren’t pretty enough to get a sugar daddy
Tsuyu: Is Kermit a furry? Could he be my fursuit? Seriously guys I’ve been thinking about this all night
Iida: Being student president just means I have to speed walk everywhere and buy all the teacher’s coffee
Uraraka: I low key want a man to try and fight me. I’m ready to beat someone to death with my purse!!
Ojirou: Look I watched all the Kung Fu Panama movies so I really don’t think you wanna be messing with me I’m basically Bruce Lee
Kaminari: What do you mean we have homework today? Okay so be right back I’m just gonna go stick a fork into that outlet over there
Kirishima: The gay agenda? Excuse me do I look organized enough to carry around an agenda with me? More like the gay occasional phone notification
Kouda: Why do we keep reading depressing English stories where the pet dies at the end I’m actually going to start crying
Satou: This is the third time this week my mom has caught me trying to eat a whole tub of cream cheese frosting by itself I think she’s a little concerned
Shouji: In this world it’s either hug or be hugged and I’m very emotionally unstable so I’m pretty much down for both
Jirou: My Chemical Romance could come back for three seconds just to punch me in the face then break up again and I’d still be happy
Sero: If it’s too severe for duct tape to fix it it’s god’s way of saying it doesn’t need to be fixed
Tokoyami: Do you ever see a raven outside your house and immediately get concerned? Like I’ve read too many books I know what this symbolic shit means
Todoroki: I like to think I’m some dark and mysterious character with a tragic backstory but I over share my issues so often it doesn’t really matter anymore
Hagakure: I could never be invisible because I eat too many crunchy foods and laugh like a dying badger
Bakugou: I’m literally vividly picturing the deaths of everyone in the class right now. It’s so violent I’m almost concerned for myself
Midoriya: So update on the whole anxiety issue- a guy sneezed near me in the hallway so loud I got scared and started crying
Shinsou: God you know finals weeks sucks when you’re so sleep deprived a coma sounds like the world’s best nap
Yaoyorozu: I don’t know why people always complain when I answer questions in class like that’s one more question none of you ungrateful shits have to answer
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