離れずにそばにいて

Okay but Sebastian portrays himself as this font of knowledge and sophistication but he hasn’t even figured out how to lie down without looking awkwardly uncomfortable

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

het people calling themselves gay in any context

me: wakes up exhausted

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: :)

english: oh no

french: :)

english: oh geez

english: :)

french: don’t

german: :)

english: oh dear

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

Imagine person 1 being super forgetful so they scribble down all the places their appointments are and person 2 tries to decipher them and figure out where they’re at and they meet and they see their writing on their hand from across the waiting room/ coffee shop/ etc. and they scramble to find a pen and write ‘found you’ on the back of their hand and person 1 sees it and they lock eyes and

Y’all: lose your shit and call them LGBT icons

Dream Daddy devs: written and made by a mainly LGBT team for an LGBT audience, gives you the chance to play as a trans character and romance a trans character and many healthy mlm relationships 

Boku no Hero Academia x Ballroom e Youkoso