Bog mummy take the wheel

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

you only hate the demon lord because her dark forces burned tour village and murdered your parents. i hate the demon lord because she wont text me back. we are not the same

I can be all three :3

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.