We're shadows of stars.

WHAT THE FUCK HELLO???

Oceangate wishes it had this kind of engineering

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

Fun fact: that's the same goal!

If you're wondering why there's so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn't actually led to people working less like it was supposed to...

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

all polls need an option like "i just wanna click" because I've already seen a few polls referencing fandoms ive never heard of and i dont want to skew the data but i want to click the buttons so bad i wanna click i wanna click

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now