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David Frost (Riley Hopkins And Their Amazing Friends: Interstitial Investigations):

He's a tulpa of Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks. He works at a diner (but he wants to be a cool noir detective). He hangs out with an old timey radio serial protagonist, a former kid detective, and a toon. One of his only other friends is Columbo. He's wanted for the suspected murder of an iconic Nintendo character. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he.

He finds out there's someone who looks like him who has security clearance and decides to put on a suit and pretend to be this man he knows nothing about in order to get information about the case (not about the man). I think he quits his job in the first episode? Great guy, please vote for David Frost today.

David.. your swag... you can make it work forever....

David [...] can [...] cook [...and] passed a $50 tip from a customer to his exploited coworker, Spongebob Squarepants

Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):

The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):

idc about Pete but the Bone God can get it

People calling for Verge in the reblogs, I need you to understand something.

The Bone God is also a four armed nonbinary hottie.

And is technically a killer but not by choice.

We pitted two bad enbies against each other except one is a big god beast who is toting around a small biologist.

Holds up BG

look at it, its got trauma

Hello may I offer some Bone God in these trying times? (Pete's there too in the first image! Look at him getting cuddles!)

Verge (Midnight Burger):

How is this even a question? Verge is….Verge. Have you HEARD their voice? Have you listened to their monolouge at the glen of wishes? How they speak to Diedre? Jesus. They are so fucking hot.

#VERGE IS NONBINARY AND A ROGUE #AND HOT AS FUCK #LITERALLY PULLED LEIF IN LIKE. A DAY #BAGGED DEIDRE IN TWO #HAVE YOU HEARD THEM????? FUCK

VERGE MY BELOVED

Verge literally owns my soul

#they're a four armed nonbinary killing machine. last time they did killing machine things they had a breakdown. which makes it hotter

You know what to do, my lovelies: follow and vote on this wild competition and speak the truth of your heart and your loins. Vote Verge now, and vote Verge often. With your help, I can seduce the entire galaxy and bring an age of peace and hedonism to the land.

Objection this is ALL bone god propaganda and VERY little Verge Propaganda. Coward behavior. If there was a Verge Clip, they’d be sailing away with the win.

Pete & Bone God together:

#pete 🤝 tbg #look at him. that's the happiest pete's been in ages #don't let him down

vote for the old man biologist and the anxious god!

Pete & Bone God & Verge together:

Y’all they’re currently tied, we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

I'll draw all three of them together if they tie, we can't put two four armed nonbinary bad bitches + Pete Moss against each other! The sexiness is off the charts! They must move on together

LOVE WINS!!!

NONBINARY BAD BITCHES (and Pete) MOVE ON TOGETHER!!!

as the player for The Bone God on Hope's Hearth, I hope our nonbinary four armed bad bitches (and Pete) take this whole bracket for all its worth

Well, well. What a powerful team-up. Let us two multidisciplinary creator enby furries who do actual plays and guest host on Animorphs podcasts (and also Pete) rain smoldering 🫦 devastation upon the competition.

Art of David Frost by Waalkr.

Art of Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God courtesy of @lotsadeer.

Art of Verge by awnrii.

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Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):

Listen, power is attractive, and nothing is more powerful than Dr. Ava Maddox with a blank sheet of paper and a box of pencils

a win for ava is a win for women in stem everywhere

#don't forget she is friends with Tyco Brahe and has a cat named Karl

Lena Kelley (The Magnus Protocol):

i’m sorry she’s a milf the only reason she’s a good boss is because all of her employees have mommy issues

Lena Kelley will always be sexier because she Hit the fucking BRICKS when things started to suck

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Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):

Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times

Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics

Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work

Anyway here's Pete in his very first appearance getting way too into the idea of tree transmogrification

The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):

The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.

Verge (Midnight Burger):

COME ON IT'S VERGE

Verge is *supposed* to be sexy and their actor pulls it off in spades. They are a survivor of a planetwide destruction and are hunted by everyone at all times. I feel a little bad for advocating for them as being the sexiest, as they use their charm and sex appeal as a survival tactic, but that doesn't make them any less hot. Plus they're really cute and still effortlessly sexy when they feel safe enough to let their guard down.

Art of Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God courtesy of @lotsadeer.

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Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):

His voice. Sexy as FUCK. He's a weird little freak. He's a cocky prick. There's this thing that Jon can do where he compels someone to answer a question, and Elias says that it's nice and tingly and. well. his response is what is described as a "pleasured exhale." He's compelled to answer something that he doesn't necessarily want to and that's like. sexual for him I guess? His voice actor has said, "I'm just very intimate with Beholding." In character. I know bringing up this one specific quote again is redundant but it CANNOT be understated how much that one time Daisy called Elias a "weird little freak" she was hitting the nail on the head. He's fucked up and evil. He's freaky. I love it.

Dr. Ava Maddox (Midnight Burger):

VOTE FOR DR. AVA MADDOX!!!! She’s even schrodinger’s bisexual!!!

She has, as of season 4, figured out All of the Universe(s) (yes all of it she knows how it works she is the biggest brain ever), and is well on her way to figuring out All of the Existence.

Found The Diner, so a time-travelling dimension-spanning vessel that is notoriously impossible to find, through the power of Math and her GIGANTIC BRAIN. SHE IS SO SMART. SHE'S A SMART MEAN LADY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Mean in the funniest, coolest, sexiest way possible. She will cut you to pieces and leave you to metaphorically bleed out on the sidewalk if you try her.

"The more you disconnect me from my physical body, the more powerful I become." Is an actual thing she said. And she is right.

Art of Elias Bouchard courtesy of @unfairlyfallen.

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Verge (Midnight Burger):

COME ON IT'S VERGE

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):

She's a 40-something space captain who was desperate to be part of something and to matter, so she went to space. She puts on a serious, no-nonsense persona to feel capable, but she's actually a huge dork who loves poetry, musicals, and ice cream. She's a first-generation Polish immigrant, and her arc is very much tied up in that and in how she feels like she has to be the best at everything in order to have any worth. She's a failgirl who got rejected from the NASA space program five times. She spent two weeks hunting a plant monster in the vents of her ship. She Russian-Rouletted a guy into turning off the bomb he was trying to blow up the ship with. She killed the main villain of the series with the same harpoon she used to kill the plant monster. She loves her crew and would protect them with her life. She learns to embrace her own identity outside of externally-given roles. She's frighteningly competitive in board games. What's not to love?

There's nothing hotter than a beat up woman who shoots a harpoon. And Minkowski is that woman.

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Verge (Midnight Buger):

COME ON IT'S VERGE

Dr. Yinz (Episode One):

On an alternate earth

Somewhere in the triad

Hoods pocket

The Diner

Some other construct

No midnight burger oc option :(