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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

i like when i put a little emoticon at the end of my parentheticals (like this ^_^) because it turns it into a messageworm

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

🦠 #my crobe

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious