we draw goons here, sir

after several years of raw anonymity i think i make an intro post

I post in a few fandoms (current is eltingville club). Mostly I like to post about my ocs!

OC Stories (in order of how much i care about them right now)

#the gap year: the one where superman is a jobless college dropout in 1998, and he returns to his hometown in New Jersey to start a punk rock band. Comic incoming! #SHOCKER: the one where an eighteen year old shoots his ring finger off and weathers a media circus. #Valley in the Sun: the one where a crossdressing lesbian washes up on a post-apocalyptic British colonial outpost.

☀️OC Neocities directory!☀️

You can ask me about commissions and art trades! I'm kind of busy with grad school right now though.

I really love drawing my ocs! if you ask me questions about them, I will probably draw them answering.

Note: this blog is run by an adult, sometimes i draw and think about adult things. With regards to subject matter, if having the shot and chaser of watching the evening news in 1999 then watching American Pie sounds like a bad time, this is probably not the blog for you. Follow at your own discretion.

*Not pet names but nicknames from their actual names - Ollie for Oliver, Dee-dee for Dee, Addie / Caruso for Adriance et cetera.

who is this iconic anon who remembers who oliver hinton is? based....

Well since you mentioned him, let's talk about some old charas!

Oliver is called Ollie by his brother and despises it because it makes him sound like a giant baby with a lollipop instead of yknow a grown ass man. He gets called Hinton by his boss and colleagues at the Zoo. (old piece of oliver below)

William Farran is another interesting guy. He goes by Bill to everyone in town which helps his friendly persona. Bill Farran sounds like the kind of guy you go to the pub to share a few drinks with! Our friend Bill! His brothers (Roddy and Darry) and wife call him Will though. (pictured below, our friend Bill Farran!)

holy shit sal is so problematic. Probably her perception of herself that she is someone constantly and undeservedly humiliated. She fixates on her own powerlessness, which is why she likes writing and storymaking so much. Because of this, and because of her strong sense of justice and entitlement and virtue and redemption (false as they are), i can see her voting for Ronald Reagan. Big boo boo. Not a bush voter though.

WATCH OUT, HE SPITS! 🧪💦

More Jonah (my ttrpg guy) this time showcasing his cool and useful superpower which makes him very attractive to women on campus. Maybe they'd experiment on him if he asked nicely...