sorry to all microraptor enthusiasts

i find the bloodymary ship quite funny. famously neither ryland grace nor simon ironlung want to be "shipped"

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

ID: Picture of a transparent bumper sticker on someone's back windshield that reads, "I like my music the way I like my women: LOUD, HEAVY, AND EVIL". The word evil is red while the rest of the text is white. End ID

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

freak and dex bit that's just a carbon copy of joe rogan goes to the beach that makes you old

LOOK AT HOW FREAKING OLD I AM!!