SPRING STORM

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person

seeing how familiar monkeys’ mannerisms are makes me desperately wish I’d been around when there were other species of humans

When you clean something, you just make space for the dust that’ll come tomorrow

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

“we were born alone & we die alone” you delivered yourself during birth? built all the roofs that have ever given you shelter? sown the wheat in your bread?? weaved the clothes on your back??? wrote all the books youve ever read and the music youve ever listened to????? who made the literal bed youre going to die in - you, all alone?