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Book of hours.

This is female preference expressed in politics, condensed to its bare essentials. The left-wing woman decries the unfairness of the parent's will, screaming in protest that the political establishment is denying them access to objectively deleterious political favors like abortion, franchise, and sexual liberty. The moment the marzipan is finally purchased and consumed, the right-wing woman emerges with righteous indignation, screaming in protest that the political establishment allowed the disasters that followed as a natural consequence of those political favors. How can there be any complicity on their part? You failed as a parent the moment you decided to give your child what they asked for. Whether you refused to allow them access to the marzipan or finally acquiesced and gave it to them, you are the only one at fault. The only winning move is to remove your child from the candy shop entirely and deny them access to any confections at all.