nervous wreck

i don’t know what mission could mean going this undercover but i’m craving a college au.

jeff and BEN wanted to be roommates so bad but the two of them cannot behave in close quarters. they get shoved into separate dorms immediately (but they’re right across from each other so did it actually work? no.)

jeff ends up with masky who is immediately pissed, making jeff livid because he’s “the one that’s supposed to be mad he’s with a loser rule follower like masky”. long story short, the whole floor can hear them arguing daily but at least masky does his job of keeping jeff in check.

toby is roommates with EJ. bed squeaking happens a lot WHO SAID THAT. anyway. EJ is the only one on the mission that can tolerate toby for long periods of time. toby also doesn’t mind EJ as constant company or bunking together, they make great conversation.

BEN and helen together is an interesting pair. the justification is “art kid” and “gaming kid” equals similar interests somewhere. the obvious cover up for them is coding and art major. they get out the most considering they have a better time blending in. BEN however, is a terrible influence on helen. so there’s that consequence that carries back to the mansion.

who do you guys think would have their finger blown off by fireworks ?

masky driving a truck is canon, but he couldn’t be the only one with a means of transportation. other creeps started stealing abandoned trucks, but slender decides who drives.

tim/masky keeps his truck kinda clean. lots of crushed cans on the floor and the cup holders are full of cigarette butts. he swears an ashtray was jammed into one of them at some point, but after one risky swerve trying to get back to the mansion it got lost it somewhere.

jeff and BEN share one since they rarely go out without the other. the truck is TRASHED. fast food bags, empty energy drink cans (most have the tiniest bit of liquid in them, so they leak everywhere on the rare occasion the truck gets cleaned), dirt and grass everywhere, the windows have handprints and grime all over. the most disgusting truck, other creeps complain so hard when they have to be in it.

ticci toby only has a truck because he was kicked out of tim’s too many times. he was getting left behind for sure over half the missions they’ve been on. keeps his truck relatively clean. the outside is worse than the inside. truck bed full of sticks and rocks, the windshield has so many splotches of dirt and gross on it, the paint is scratched in so many places.

i feel like a lot of people are gonna clown on jeff or laughing jack but honestly i think it’s nina.

girl is hunched over all the time painting her nails, leaning over her makeshift vanity, rummaging through her clothes and accessories, cleaning her knife with a rag in the sink with her spine in a perfect half circle. she has perfect shrimp posture.

nina also probably had no idea or just didn’t care until someone made a joke about it. so now, she constantly straightens up and corrects herself whenever she remembers but that’s not enough to fix the damage she’s done. the shrimp posture memes will never stop now that everyone is aware of it and that she’s trying to fix it.

toby sitting in his room every year on his sisters birthday. it’s the one day no one bothers him.

masky and hoodie on the day jay and alex changed everything for them. they don’t talk much on that anniversary date but they share a cigarette.

jeff having to face his brother after what he did.

jane on the day her parents died.

tim/masky and EJ trying to fix a couple box fans and window AC units that were stuffed into a corner of the basement, or found in a back shed. because they’re the only responsible ones with tools.

jane and the girls in swim suits hanging out in a bathroom, the tub is filled with cold water and they’re relaxing. well really they’re taking turns having two of the four girls in the water, and the other two laying on the cold tile floor. but they’re gossiping so they’re making it work.

a few of the guys decided is hotter inside the mansion than it is outside, so they’re lounging in the shade, others are kicking a semi deflated soccer ball around. ticci toby is throwing knives at a tree for practice and liu decides to make it a competition with him.

so they have a guys night where they get absolutely shit faced in the living room and play all of the five nights at freddy’s games.

there’s beer cans everywhere, they’re all taking turns playing, and coaching (yelling) at each other for what to do in the game.

tim/masky: where the fuck did the chicken go?

BEN: in the second game she’s bad as fuck.

helen: you saying that is genuinely concerning.

BEN: jeff is she bad as fuck or what?