mutual 1: fuck this stupid job im killing myself

mutual 2: Isn't it so crazy how we're all getting older and our bodies are breaking down and we all know we have to start living healthier and better but we're just stuck in a terrible cycle and the patterns are repeating and repeating and repeating

mutuasl 3-5: I need kpop boy hole NOW

mutuals 6-7: I need weird old man hole NOW

mutual 8: Send roman roy to the reeducation camp

mutual 9: [painstakingly detailed director's commentary on the fanfic they just posted]

mutual 10: I can't stand [mutual 4]'s ass

mutual 11: who else 4loko drunk at work on a wednesday at 11am!!!!!

Light Yagami (Death Note) versus Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Light is a pale Japanese man with brown hair, shown with an exaggerated grimace; and Snape is a white man with long hair that looks greasy. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Propaganda:

Light Yagami: "Man is too up his own ass for anyone else to be." / "everyone wants to be his bitch but hes gay and obsessed with the second worst guy ever (light himself is the first worst guy) women are THROWING themselves at him but he just doesnt care if he saw a vagina he would kill himself immediately and he hasnt seen a single dick in his life either not even his own"

why might op have said that she wanted to choose a word with "more 'reasonable' mispronounciations"? what could the quotes around "reasonable" indicate? why did she say mispronunciations instead of pronounciations?

op writes that the post "backfired" and now "half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this." what might the word "backfired" mean in this context?