tom apparently has a gf and everyone is sad it isnt themselves or zendaya but can the real ones press f in the chat for jake gyllenhaal

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tom apparently has a gf and everyone is sad it isnt themselves or zendaya but can the real ones press f in the chat for jake gyllenhaal

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One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice
Sometimes we will die and sometimes we will fly away Either way you’re by my side until my dying days And if I’m not there and I’m far away

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when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:
i wish i could draw because all i want is a mini comic of carapace doing a snap to finger guns and chat noir popping out and saying, “a snapping turtle”
Can I do it *U*
I did it.
I LOVE IT.
Miraculous ladybug is actually about two idiots friendzoning each other because they’re in love with each other
Gnawing on the Bishops.
Claw away at the system
Repeating simple phrases,
Someone holy insisted.
Want the mark he’s made on my skin
To mean something to me again.
Hope you haven’t left without me,
Hope you haven’t left without me,
Please.
Doubt//Jumpsuit
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“Repeating simple phrases”
Tyler (Clancy) keeps repeating not only, “Jumpsuit, Jumpsuit cover me”, but also “East is up”.

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We love the weird, lonely, sensitive, bisexual icon Jay Bilzerian
b99 tropes (3/?): Broken Pedestal
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your toes sink deep into the sands. it is quiet here. it is soft.you are safe, in the embrace of the waves.
bro
bro thats
thats quicksand
me, neck deep in sand: what no the floor is just hugging me

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Plagg: Since when do you have any interest in this show ?
Adrien: *smiling* The show’s being shot at Marinette’s
Plagg:
Jake Peralta is Bisexual: Canon Evidence
“Dammit Diane, what are you doing after this?” // ”Dammit, what are you doing after this Gerald?”
Then saying “I’m gonna die alone” by the end of the episode when I don’t recall anything regarding Sophia or Amy in that ep.
Pimento: “White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing blue eyes…I don’t know I guess you could consider him classically handsome? Is that weird to say?” Jake: “No. I mean - is it? No - I don’t think so.”
“Not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit” - to Holt after Holt was threatening/competitive /// “God you’re being so mean. Do it more.” - To Amy, after she was being rude/competitive (side note Jake also has a mean kink lmao)
Thinking the annoying ass close partners were “awful, for sure…all tall and beautiful”.
Honestly he’s out here appreciating men’s looks constantly and he does it way more than Terry or Charles do.
Literally any time he looks at guys.
Talks about the perp being hot and when Amy said “I’d like to bring him to justice” responded with “We all would”
Being wayyyy too into his “Rosa coming out as bi” speech that he had just on the ready.
Does puns, finger guns, and wears leather jackets on a regular basis.
This Iconic Look™:
tl;dr Jake Peralta is bisexual and doesn’t actively know it yet and if he’s straight so am I and that’s unrealistic lmao so b99 chop chop make it happen k thanks love you guys byeeeee
#B99 is just a bunch of Chaotic Bisexuals being wrangled by a Lawful Gay