Your love is deadly

Audi S4 B7

Aquarius ♒:

They are very communicative in nature. They love a good argument and have great power of argument. They will pick up on controversial topics to create discussion. It becomes very annoying because they will not stop arguing until you say they are right. They like to drink, but they do not like to lose control of themselves, so they drink to “wet their beak”.

Pisces ♓:

Dramatic and suffering, he is one of the greatest “lovers” of all signs alcohol. He likes to drink and he usually drinks without fear. If you are not happy, drink until you fall and be taken by friends to your bed. The next day you will not remember how it got there.

Aries: stole an entire bottle of champagne from my friends, ran, and drank the whole thing by myself under a tree

Taurus: asked my friends parents if I could make weed brownies as a joke and they said yes

Gemini: talked to a friend about the universe for an entire hour in some random person’s yard at 2 am

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me: