@ petercapaldi :)

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

I put the L in LGBTQ because I AM a LOSER

Might fuck around and start believing I am worthy of all the things i desire.

please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

soulmates are stupid i love you on purpose

I want a little coffee drink and $450,000

calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.

Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.

oh you’re a fan of my blog? name five of my worst opinions