Micah, please!

It begins... #falliscoming (at Target Chester)

This is my new car air freshener. It's June. I'm a disruptor. (at Museum District, Richmond, Virginia)

I haven't had pancakes in over 3 months. I'm back, baby! #treatyoself (at Moore Street Cafe)

I haven't had pancakes in over 3 months. I'm back, baby! #treatyoself (at Moore Street Cafe)

I'm your father, loukoumades. (at Richmond Greek Festival)

New magnet! "I have a photographic butt memory." (at Midvale School for the Gifted)

Remember: when Gozer asks if you are a god, say yes! (at Chester, Virginia)

Remember when society completely crumbled and we had to slowly rebuild from scratch? Buried in a closet of the airbnb I recently stayed at was a snow globe commemorating that cataclysmic event. (at Occoquan, Virginia)

I just started a GoFundMe to help me realize my life's dream.

Eggs. Scrambled, not poached. (at Moore Street Cafe)

The cover art for the Scorpions' album Blackout, in feline form.

And Seagull Jesus replied, "When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you. Bread crust!!!" (at Frisco, North Carolina)

State, local, and federal laws are pretty strict about mandating what can and cannot be read while at the beach and in airports. And I'm a model citizen, so... (at Frisco, North Carolina)

Well played, groundhog. (at Midvale School for the Gifted)

Wubba lubba dub dub! (at McDonald's)

The sidewalk told me to stop and take a picture in the middle of my run yesterday. (at Monument Avenue)