swimming is love.

and all I see is some muscles-for-brains spouting rude nonsense at me and treating me poorly because of my Team! how about you take a long walk off a tall cliff into that water you love so much and let me do me.

you actual like i don’t do shit like that literally all the time. 

like for fun. 

do you know how to actually interact with people who aren’t Aqua? replying with a ‘joke’ when i’ve never met you personally and we have no history that would give me the background knowledge to know you were joking was not the best way to start this off! 

bluh bluh bluh. 

you come into MY house. you disrespect MY region.

mibrotic replied to your post:TUMBLR STOP. I THOUGHT THE TUTORIALS WERE OVER…

naughty magmas get pop up tutorials to atone for their sins.

what sins?? i mean yes we have done some terrible things- so has Aqua, not that i expect you to acknowledge them- but we’re doing our best to help instead of hinder now. >:/

i’ve already acknowledged it you little horsea’s ass. 

i don’t have to explain myself to you. archie has been working to give us a new, better reputation for years and i’ve apologized for my short comings and so has he. 

i live. 

i return to wreck havoc on this weak ass site. 

u can always masss post delete later

i could but i wanna pick and choose and that’s tedious. 

retcons goes as followed: 

no more baby matt’s been in sinnoh for a few months engagement also didn’t happen (but it will again when I get a new archie) 

He’ll still have the same Steven, though. New Shelly.

A new Archie is also in order so if you’re interested hmu. 

He’ll remember all the kids he met in the pokestuck timeline and shit tho. full retcon report to come soon once i figure that shit out. 

then i figured out.