climbing the walls in lizard fashion

Eddie being like. I’ll cultivate the loud annoying freak persona so people are too busy hating me for that to hate me for the more understandable reason. The Rot In My Soul That Everyone Can See

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

I can never leave here

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything