"Suck a dick dumbshits."

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

$50 in a silver money clip thrown by a child who immediately fled in the opposite direction

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

when the garage collapses this vid entirely dissappears

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

the wags on the way down

WHAT A GOOD DOG

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

When he says he’s 5 minutes down the road

I wish I could go back 6 years when none of this would have made sense to me

Lol I used to work at target and know for a fact that that’s literally one aisle sandwiched between several containing several an array of bland white dolls why would you fake a struggle like this?? It’s so flawed 😩😂

^^^^^^^

White girls are so pathetic

And…there’s absolutely no reason she couldn’t’ve bought one of those for her cousin, anyway? (I mean, no reason beyond “that cousin is probably being raised just like her and would do terrible things to the doll”)

i found this post on facebook this morning and went to My Generation to tally their dolls by skin color just to see how absolutely out of proportion the OP was blowing things. they have 106 dolls total on target’s website. 87 of these dolls are white. 46 of those white dolls are blonde. counting all their total dolls of color, you get 19 (and that’s being generous and tallying any exceptionally tan ones). only one of these dolls resembles someone east asian. so yeah, this lady only found 8 dolls (two of which are from seperate brands) and she’s still steamed when the brand she was looking at has 87 white dolls for her racist ass to choose from.

This post went in 200 different directions

I’ve got whiplash. Also fucking BuzzFeed was the one who called it out? What reality is this?

Hey new Overwatch character and you know what that means: a whole new wave of incomprehensible bullshit stupid pants on head discourse that will make you question why you’re even on this website anyway

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.

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Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

Oh my god

I’m dead now

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet