YELLOWJACKETS SEASON ONE SENTECE STARTERS
โย So what do you think really happened out there? โ
โย All I know is that what happened was a tragedy. โ
โย Is this really how you thought your life was gonna turn out? โ
โย I donโt give a shit what you meant, you smug little bitch. You donโt know a fucking thing about my life. โ
โย Want a quickie in the bathroom? โ
โย Iโm pretty sure itโs exactly as bad as it looks. โ
โย I liked the saints. They were all so tragic. โ
โย Youโre the only one whoโs always been there for me. โ
โย Youโre the best friend Iโve ever had. You know that, right? โ
โย We agreed. Say no more than we have to, stay out of the public eye. โ
โย Weโre gonna need to change the bandages soon. And then hourly after that. โ
โย Are you trying to be adorable with me? Does that usually work for you? โ
โย You are so mad. And yet so wrong. โ
โย You crazy fucking bitch. โ
โย If you maybe want to maybe get a drink another 20 years from now, youโll know how to reach me. โ
โย Theyโll be here to rescue us by morning. โ
โย If poison ivyโs what kills me out here, then I deserve to die. โ
โย We think we know what weโre doing, but really we have no clue. โ
โย Wolves can kill anything if the packโs big enough. โ
โย If you want me busting kneecaps, itโs gonna cost extra. โ
โย You know, you can learn so much about a person by going through their personal refuse. โ
โย You two are the worst for each other, and I donโt want to pull you out of that toxic shit again. โ
โย Itโs so easy for you to judge others with your perfect life, right? โ
โย We might be stuck in the middle of nowhere, but, hey, at least thereโs porn. โ
โย Youโre beautiful when youโre honest. โ
โย Well, mainly, Iโve just been trying to channel you, so Iโve been being dark and deadpan. โ
โย Oh, please donโt be mad. Itโs a really long drive home, and uncomfortable silences make me uncomfortable. โ
โย The worst is behind us, okay? Weโre gonna be fine. โ
โย Are you kidding me right now? โA bad feelingโ? I donโt believe in that shit, and youโre not going to either. โ
โย I donโt know what youโre so scared of. Youโve already got blood on your hands. โ
โย I think bad things happened here. โ
โย I think we should get together and strategize. You know, pop a few pins on the old corkboard. โ
โย Look, you can follow me or not, just donโt slow me down. โ
โย Is this some kind of sex thing? โ
โย I can already smell the ghosts of hangovers past. โ
โย Has anyone ever told you your obsession with biographical minutia is the opposite of a turn-on? โ
โย I know when you look at me, you donโt see someone you should be afraid of, but, youโre wrong. โ
โย Okay. Yes, ma'am/sir. Iโll perfectly calibrate my tone as I tell you to go fuck yourself. โ
โย You had to know I was, like, totally in love with you, right? โ
โย It doesnโt matter how shitty of parents they are. It still fucks you up when theyโre gone. โ
โย I donโt understand why Iโm the only one in this family who thinks that actions should have consequences. โ
โย Well, youโve never been good at being anything other than yourself. Honestly, itโs your superpower. โ
โย You canโt keep not pitching in. People are noticing. โ
โย I donโt belong here, and I donโt know how much longer I can keep doing this. โ
โย Wait, is this a pep talk? Wow, that is so not your style. โ
โย Cheering people up is your thing. โ
โย You make people feel like things are gonna be okay just by showing up andโฆbeing your dumb, hot, awesome self. At least you always did that for me. โ
โย I feel like I just look like I fell off a Fifty Shades of Grey bus tour. โ
โย I just had a brainstorm. We should have a seance. โ
โย Youโre so not fine. Do you think I canโt see that? โ
โย You poisoned me. Why? โ
โย Why canโt you accept the possibility that there are things in this world we donโt understand? โ
โย Please. Promise me you wonโt do anything stupid. โ
โย Iโd sell my firstborn for a cheesesteak right now. โ
โย I am beyond upset. I donโt even know who the hell you are right now. โ
โย Itโs not your fault. What happened. โ
โย I canโt imagine how exhausting it mustโve been, always comparing yourself to someone so beautiful and smart. โ
โย You know, for someone who went through some shit of their own, it never ceases to amaze me how shut off you are to help. โ
โย I have no regrets. None. And I want you to know that. โ
โย I think Iโm seeing things. In the Bible, people had visions, right? Like prophets and stuff? โ
โย I donโt want to die! โ
โย The โ50 s called, they want your dumbass attitude back. โ
โย Goodnight. Sleep tight. Donโt let the fact that youโre a terrible person keep you up tonight. โ
โย Youโre not gonna talk me out of this. โ
โย And who knows? With you as our fearless fucking leader, we might actually make it. โ
โย I know that this makes me, like, this totally selfish asshole, but I donโt want you to go, okay? โ
โย Youโre obviously hiding something from me, and itโs making me feel crazy. โ
โย What did I do? When did you stop wanting me to be your best friend? โ
โย Iโm just saying, you know, if this was a horror movie, sheโd be the villain, right? โ
โย Not the first time Iโve been held hostage. โ
โย You see, that is what we call leverage in my line of work. Let me go, and Iโll tell you everything I know. โ
โย You only have leverage if I am not willing to make you talk, which, in this case, means that you have no leverage at all. โ
โย You guys are just as fucked-up as I am. Youโre just better at lying to yourselves. Youโre not healthy. Youโre not stable. Youโre living on the brink, just like me. โ
โย Every single cell in your body wants to blow things up and see what happens. Thatโs who you are. โ
โย You know what? I really thought that we had something. Okay? And I thought this wasโฆ โ
โย I hate to break it to you, but we were just fucking. And your whole high school crush on me was really cute, but now itโs just pathetic. โ
โย If this is an anniversary present, you are three months and my entire personality off. โ
โย Relationships are bullshit anyway. Trust me. Whatever you did, sheโll get over it. โ
โย Iโm pretty much the best friend you have right now. And thatโs not much of a competition, is it? โ
โย If Iโm being honest, not a single one of those things feltโฆreal. โ
โย Iโm the reason she went. And Iโm the reason she got hurt. โ
โย Itโs like if someone made me feel โitโ โฆ it wasnโt gonna be good for anybody, you know? โ
โย There is no โsafeโ anymore. โ
โย I wish Iโd never fucking met you. โ
โย You donโt understand. Iโm afraid Iโm going to hurt youโฆ Please. I am begging you. Please. Please, just go. โ
โย Hey. Look, nothing has happened yet. We can still fix this. Just need you to put down the knife. And we can talk this through. โ
โย Weโll drink rotten berries and celebrate our impending death. โ
โย You were never supposed to get involved in this. It justโฆ It got out of control. โ
โย What do you mean, you killed someone? Like you murdered someone? โ
โย I canโt believe you thought I was going to book club this whole time. โ
โย When did we become these people who lie and cheat and do awful things and just stay together becauseโฆ'cause why? โ
โย Weโve always been these people. Secrets have always been a part of us. โ
โย You couldโve talked to me about that, you know. For a long time, I thought maybe you might, butโฆ โ
โย Friendship doesnโt matter. Love doesnโt matter. Theyโre just things that we use to pretend we arenโt gonna end up like dead cabin guy; like rotted-out husks in some bullshit attic. โ
โย Donโt you understand? You donโt matter anymore. โ
โย Thatโs enough of your weird fucking bullshit. Havenโt you done enough? โ
โย 12% of all killers are caught buying cleaning supplies. Also, regular bleach leaves behind hemoglobin for the luminol tests. โ
โย I think what you mean to say is, โHi, [name]. Itโs so great to see you after all this time. Thanks for swinging by and helping us cover up a murder.โ โ
โย You know, gardening, PTA, dismembering my loverโs corpse. โ
โย I saw something. Afterโฆit happened. I donโt think I was dead. But I wasnโt really alive, either. I think I was, likeโฆIn-between. โ
โย I know what I saw. I donโt know what it meant. But I know I saw something. Something was out there with us. โ
โย We just howl at the moon now and have fucking orgies? โ
โย Youโre so obsessed with yourself, Iโm surprised youโre aware other people even exist. โ
โย Iโm not jealous of you. I feel sorry for you. Because youโre weak. And I think that deep down, you know it. โ
โย Iโd say it was soul-crushing, if I remembered what it felt like to have one. โ
โย So glad youโre joining us. Weโve been waiting for you. โ