22.

Y'all love to eat hummus & falafel with pita and smoke hookah. But quick to call Muslims and Arabs terrorists. 🙃

Y'all love Mexican food, look forward to Taco Tuesday and can’t live without patron margaritas. But quick to vote for Trump so that these “beaners” can go back to their country 🙃🤔

I’ve accepted the fact that I’m never going to find love so it’s cool I guess.

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

I need twelve glasses of wine

girls are wearing chokers, brown lipstick is on trend, pokemon has taken over the world, it’s like we’ve gone back to the 90s except i’m old enough to appreciate it

Friends, tell me of ships you hate.

The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

why did australia get pokemon go first they already have real life creatures ready to attack them around every turn