welcome to moonpie island y'all

Alcina is the spoiled older sister. She sucks up to Mother, gets fancy things (i.e, her Castle, everlasting life, her daughters), etc. But, as soon as you tell her "no", she throws a passive-aggressive temper tantrum. Even the puppet show described her as "Big Sis Dimi".

Karl is the rebellious, younger brother. All of his siblings are stupid, the Village is stupid, Mother is always wrong and he hates her! He honestly really radiates "it's not a phase, mom!" Vibes. He even plans on running away, teaming up with his best bro Ethan, and then coming back to fuck up Miranda.

Salvatore is the sad, attention-seeking middle son. He's starving for Mother's praise, but often gets ignored. He has self-esteem issues and tries to do his best but Mother just doesn't seem to care and neither do his siblings. (I honestly feel bad for the poor fish boy. Someone hug him, please?)

Donna is the little sister who constantly plays with her toys. She gets affection from Mother, sure. But it's only because she's so young and almost has this beaten dog quality to her. She plays with her dolls because all of her siblings are older and she's too anxious to try, so they're the only friends she has.

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SO IM SCRAPPING THE ACAU IN FAVOR OF A NEW IDEA! Here, we got the Persona 4 Adult Social Link AU, or ASLAU for short! It stars Ryotaro Dojima and friends as they solve the muder mysteries of Inaba!

The cast includes a mysterious transfer student Inazami, Ryotaro’s good pal Adachi, the heroic and selfless Namatame, the popular Sayoko, the meek Eri, Ryotaro’s sister Yuna Dojima, auntie Nanako, Detective Naoto, and of course… The funny mascot character, Foxy!

wolf in sheep’s clothing x 2