口山口 这是什么？

What is the heterosexual explanation for this???

None they’re gay

‘til paul do us blart

so i was talking to my grandmother about old-school video games and she was all “y'know there was one game i used to play, and it had like a maze, and it was underground, and there was a guy in first person and he had a weapon” so knowing her penchant for puzzle games, i started guessing like myst, or legend of grimrock so we start hunting through these 90’s-era games featuring dungeon crawls. turns out. it was not a puzzle game. it was nothing close to a puzzle game. apparently, in the mid-90s, my grandmother would sit down and play fucking Wolfenstein 3D and listen to AC/DC for like hours on end.

Au contraire, the puzzle was “how to kill Nazis” and the answer was “use gun”

This reads like an ancient Greek Austin Powers movie

wait whats that second tab

can yall actually shut the fuck up 

whoa what’s that first tab

you don’t wanna know. the second tab is goat milf audio porn though

The same guy who wrote Fireflies. This is the same guy

After being a fan for decade I can confirm that this is just what his social media is. Dude made a song for a rabbit he saw outside. Dude posted about a set of metal measuring cups that sound good when he clanks them together. You don’t want to know what he tweeted when he was on ambien

i’m surprised this post still works

accidentally observed an object in the sunlight and became an art major

ok whys mickey got cake like that

Thickey Mouse

you’re all to be hanged for your crimes