Yikes

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

i hope this email doesnt find you

god help you if this email finds you

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I

Pardon me while I beat a dead horse but it’s just SO funny how Tolkien was trying to think of a way to continue the fun little universe he invented, and right off the bat he was like “bilbo is way too much of a rude bitch to handle the dark storyline I have in mind”… but he wanted his hero to be related to bilbo still so he considered making it bilbo’s son…. but then he was like “well that means I have to explain bilbo getting a wife and for reasons I somehow just can’t put my finger on that makes absolutely NO sense at all…” so instead he just invented a tragically orphaned cousin-nephew and then accidentally made him gay too…. 

i hope this email never finds you

i hope the disappearance of this email on its way to you remains a tragic mystery that is never solved

no officer i’m afraid i never sent nor saw any email matching that description

Actual faith vs performative religion.