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Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

drtanner

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

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fallout-lou-begas

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

excuse me

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passionpeachy-deactivated202312

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

not-lupus

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

loumandivorce

devestating news for you

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northirish

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

northirish

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

northirish

Bottom scientists as well

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senatortedcruz

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

senatortedcruz

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

aire1111

50 foreskin dollars

jollybelieverwonderland

serenity-bitty

colormefurious

runcibility

ellingson.tv on instagram

littleguysdaily

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶Made a Pepper's ghost peep! Most divisive!🎵

theslowesthnery

🥹🥹🥹

theamazingspiderman

Electro’s power can not be contained.

foone

I love how tumblr users are still dragging around the corpse of this 12-year-old advertising campaign as a reminder to other companies not to try to advertise here.

Try to make money with tumblr and we will dance on the ruins of your attempt for a decade

butterfly-sapphic

I cant believe the account isnt deactivated

virtualgirladvance

the gestalt psychic force of the hellsite keeps them alive in perpetual torture and shame

slimewizaaard

The first soyjak

The Urjak

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susiephone

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

crimsonservbot

Help a Genderfluid Transfem move in with her trans girlfriend

Hi, you might know me as the voice of Magnus the Red in TTS Marckus in Hunter: the Parenting or as "The woman who voiced that one fucking Exterminatus Meme, the one with the Inquisitor smashing his head on the button wait wdym that was you-" In roughly two weeks, I will be going on a little roadtrip with my girlfriend @paragonsheep to Utah (and before you gasp, I'm moving out of Texas) and we could, quite frankly, use some help. If you would like to get something out of it, I do voice commissions for $7 per 100 words and $5 for anything under that. You can contact me here, on bluesky (same url), or on ko-fi at https://ko-fi.com/redservbot Thank you very much for any help you can provide

peachdelta

Wanted to draw this extremely cute 1930s postcard I stumbled across earlier

monsterbutch

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

formlessdemi

God forbid Chippy do anything

randomdeinonychus

You absolutely must unmute this video.

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

hug-your-face

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

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pukicho

Im hopelessly in love with someone I’m not physically attracted to

I don’t give a fuck

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