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LOVE being overdressed. Obsessed with it, actually. “Who you all dressed up for?” You, bitch, are we going to Cane’s or not? “Do you have an event today?” Yes, it’s called going to the grocery store.

This is maddening and very funny but also I appreciate Hirsch using his position as one of the few people who won’t get blacklisted from the industry for sharing this horseshit with the public… to share this horseshit with the public

Ah, please don’t fret so much, Master Dialga… even your siblings, Palkia and Girlbossia, are no threat to our continued survival

* GIRATINA

EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDI

hey. Wanna download me?

Saves you snugly to a little .zip file

Oh cool an affront to God

They're fucking orange flavored 😭😭😭

Where Is The Unofficial Plant Logo, there should be one

imagine you order mac and cheese at a restaurant and receive a bowl of this

Everybody lied to me when I got engaged. Being married is fuckin great.

There is a whole other person in my house and they love me

Anyone making assumptions about the wording I chose in this art tip gets blocked because I’m very old and very tired.

deepthroating the bong because I got confused

deepthroating the bong because i am completely lucid