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Oh wow, my mom has Facebook but she only has like 8 friends so luckily she can’t do much damage. I’m not bad. Same old shit, different day. Y’know? How is life in New York?

You should consider yourself very lucky.

Wait dating each other? Or dating other people? I suppose that’s not the point to this whole thing. But hi Blaine! We needed a lot of your sunshine over here so this is very exciting!

Marley, hi! It’s so exciting to see you here! Yes, each other. My dad left my mom a few years ago, and it was... kind of messy, so it was a bit of a shock to hear they’re back together, to be honest. But enough about me and my family -- how are you? 

Oh, wow, well that explains a couple of things. Suddenly extremely glad that my dad doesn’t like social media.

I feel like your dad would have a lot of interesting things to say on twitter, though. I’d follow him in a heartbeat. Just make sure you teach him what is and isn’t private if he ever does, to avoid this kind of situations. 

You found out via facebook? Who does that. Were you pissed they didn’t tell you? I would be fuming.  

Oh, I definitely was. But, in her defence, this wasn’t the way she wanted to tell me. Facebook’s private and public options are apparently just too complicated for anyone over fifty. 

That’s SO super romantic! You could totally be the best man or flower guy at their again-wedding. That would be so ADORABLE and let her know I’ll totally help her plan if she needs help. I love weddings!

I’m doing really good, though! And we need to get together soon for dinner or something. Santana will complain about it, but she loves you guys, really.

I don’t think a wedding is going to happen in the near future, to be honest. But I’ll make sure to let her know, should they ever get to that point again. Aren’t flower girls/guys usually kids, though? 

Facebook is so dated. Twitter is where it’s at… but welcome to Tumblr. I’ve been good, how are you? What have you been up to?

I knew someone was going to say that! And although I agree, I did really love its group feature. But thanks, Quinn. So am I, just really busy with Grease. I’ve got my last show in about two weeks from now, though, and although I’ll be really sad that it’s over, I feel like I’m definitely ready to take a little break to reflect and figure out what I want to do next. What about you? I think I saw something about you being back in Lima?