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*Bernie Sanders Voice* The 1% has been hoarding all the pussy for far too long. The Walton family has more pussy than the entire bottom half of the country. Millions of working class families go to bed without pussy every single night.

*Trump Voice* I have tons of pussy. People always say “Donald how do you have so much pussy? You have more than all of us” It’s true. They come up to me. These are handsome and rich men. Beautiful men and they come up to me and say “We dont know how you do it mr president” It’s true.

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Can a cis guy like, PLEASE do this?

no more stress thanks, i’m full

Deep conversations with someone who understands you is everything.

The Chinese New Year Is the Year of the Rat, and It begins With A Plague

holy shit

JESUS

omg

wh

it’s back

wat

I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

Jesus Christ ????

i’m done goodbye

How can you honestly claim to be a feminist if you say derogatory things about female sex workers and trans women???

Four people unfollowed me after I posted this lmao, if you don’t think that trans women and sex workers deserve respect and acceptance please follow suit