Writing you a million miles away

like ideologically I disagree with capitalism but I do love shopping. I'm a shopper. I take my little coins and I get treats in return.

reblog this and tell me in the tags the first song you listened to in 2023

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

bugs bunny taught me that murder is okay if you’ve been inconvenienced in any way