merlin

people who are reblogging that post about imagining a world with no ads to go "um but actually what about Some Ads! I think we should have a little advertising as a treat! surely there must be at least a couple of ads!" what is wrong with you

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

weed before boner epic stoner

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy