The CIRCUS

saw a novice drawing some marginalia earlier when i visited the scriptorium. what was he drawing? the abbot and the prior in some strange position, habit-less. he told me it is called “old man yaoi”, whatever that means.

I blog for girls who never had anyone to partner up with in class

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

birds cant serve cunt

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you