Mer's Loud Gallery of [Misery & Despair]

Grab a quickie while I still learn how to use this thing

I THINK LOVE IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE by Michael Gray Bulla

I am left alone in the castle with those awful women. To be more specific, I love my girlfriend Mina, and Mina is a woman, thus I do not hate women, but these three vampire ladies absolutely suck. Anyway I’m gonna try and climb down the walls of the castle and down the ravine into the valley below. If I fall and die, then at least I’ll die still a human with my soul intact. Goodbye Mina! And everyone else but mostly Mina!

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

(feat. mage hand poor guy)

[From the game's datamined dialogues, described as "voice barks for Astarion as the player interacts with the screen"]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

I don't say any of this to excuse it. I think everyone needs to be more aware of this because if you think abuse has to be intentional you will never realize you are capable of abusive behavior. You will never realize you are being shitty to the people you love, because YOU know what you mean, YOU know you don't mean any harm. But you're doing harm. You need to pay attention to the impact you have on other people, and you need to do it all the time, Especially when you feel least capable of doing so. Sorry! You live in a society. Get your head out of your ass.

Commission from Ulyana

Mary Oliver, Wild Geese

It is not because "Bram Stoker never met an American", Stoker travelled to the USA with Irving's theater at least eight times, where he became friends or acquaintances with Walt Whitman, Mark Twain, Teddy Roosevelt, William Frederick Cody, William McKinley...

In the plot context where Jonathan is experiencing all of this, it's a kind of hell that he is never going to forget; the whole dreadful game that Dracula is playing with Jonathan as he manipulates the social conditions that let him both make Jonathan spiral more than he is already, and to send his loved ones into a fruitless chase across the country when Jonathan doesn't go back since Dracula intents to kill him... An excellent scene of silent but knowing terror.

But like. What did Bram Stoker do that he and I are familiar with this exact flavor of client interaction? I'll need to get my hands on a biography after I'm done with this book.

He knew the dynamic well.