An idiotic script for an idiotic speech about an idiotic conspiracy my friend dare me to do that I'm too idiotic-ly sentimental to delete.
America is a hoax.
Outline:
What happened? Context (I am invalid,recently it has come to my attention… )
-I need to raise awareness
-China conspiracy
-proof (www.fakenews.com)
-Motivations behind China's conspiracy
Actions the audience should take
-why you should help (Please. As a fellow victim. As a fellow human being. This is a cry for help. A cry in a bid to be legally valid. And a cry for those who have suffered, who have been blind-sided, along with me.)
Let me tell you my story. Let me serande you with my words. Let me lead you gently towards a new world.
Recently, it has come to my attention that I am no longer valid. No longer valid-- Thta was a handful to digest. This realisation crashed into me, like the waves lapping at a beach, until the moon rose with the tides, and I sank into the Truth.
You see, America is fake. And you may scoff at this luciderous claim, deny it endlessly, but the Truth will remain as it is. Umoving, and, well-- true. I make this speech today, to implore you to stop living in the world of pernious lies, fed to you by a callous government. Open your eyes, and notice the world in its new skin. A world without America. Let me elaborate.
The continent of North America is, in fact, a vast ocean of glimmering water. Look at satillite images, look even at a world map! All of those images are heavily edited and streamlined to fit a false version of our planet. Special effects are layered generously to portray a mass of land above South America which, fortunately remain real. How could I tell? I zoomed in. And I noticed a blur. A blur! This meant that all these images-- they were "touched up". Scientists employed by the government are getting bolder and bolder by the second! They thought themselves clever, and carelessly left trace of trickery. A well-thought out plan, executed with a flaw. I knew right then and there, I need to get to the bottom of this.
The process was tedious, the journey to knowledge was ardous and time consuming. I had to learn learn how to hack, so as to get organic information, straight from the horse's mouth. After a month was securing covered up files from government websites, I discovered the root.
A ploy to dominate the world. A plan divised by a well-known superpower. China. Their motivation was simple. Monopolize support, and gain soft power. The way in which they would achieve it-- that was more complicated. It dates a thousand years back, in time of emperors and queen's, when China extended a partnership. It had offered a deal of a million gold coins to clumbus and his crew to sail to China, and claim it that land as a new discovery.
This is why, the real America is situated in a remote island that China owns. Each of its states are are big as a school classroom. Ever wonder why they use the imperial system of measurement? It is because all their units of measurement are actually broken down into miniscule parts.
You can read the detailed explanation on www.fakenews.com, a website created by my partner, Chloe, who has the same vision as me. To spread the truth and educate.
We cannot let these falsehood roam freely. This will only give China power. We need to snatch back our control. To rise up, and shown China the morally right. Americans, we cannot be a puppet in a complex, messed up plan for world domination.
Please. As a fellow human being. As a victim. This is a cry for help. A cry in a bid to be legally valid. And a cry for those who have suffered, who have been blind-sided, along with me.
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