you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank

I believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (media creators)

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.