needy

Would you still love me if I had a persanalaity desorder

A Tiki bar but instead of appropriating Oceanic cultures and religions, it’s all Garbled Catholic Iconography.

Me *points to cherub*: can you make that but hollow so I can fill it with Mai Tais?

The walls are covered in Lorem Ipsum but if anyone asks, all the staff say it’s a sacred, mystical text.

Bar snacks are all shaped like communion wafers, but, like, salted

You stick your tongue out and a waiter in short shorts and a Roman collar gently places one onion ring on your tongue.

Mini crucifixes instead of drink umbrellas

fun fact: there’s literally a bar with this exact theme in vancouver called hail mary’s! it’s catholic themed and there’s a confession booth and the bathroom is styled like hell

and a happy fat cock friday to those that celebrate