government assigned as mom friend

Okay. Fine. Yeah. MAYBE sometimes i sleep with my sword under my pillow. maybe sometimes i bring a sword to the bathroom. maybe thats concerning behavior but that doesn’t mean that i have ptsd

put a sock over the sword so if someone tries to grab it you can pull it away and they'll have a sock and you'll still have a sword! 💛

@linharzzzzz what were those little bottles of sweet drinks you left out on the table because I drank all of them in one go

Ashe those were samples. Potentially toxic samples. Samples from Lorenz.

So that's why it tasted like hair conditioner and harassment...

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

i nominate Felix

no 🧡🧡🧡

Finally we’re free

I'm claiming the treasury

I’m claiming his horses

Can I have the body

good fucking riddance

Ashe was trying to give me a compliment and said I lowered his IQ.

To be fair the first thing he said was I "lowered his brain age."

I understood what he was saying but it was very funny and very sweet.

Ashe was trying to give me a compliment and said I lowered his IQ.

To be fair the first thing he said was I "lowered his brain age."

this post is making its rounds in catholic tumblr… idk what y’all are up to but glad you’re enjoying it. have fun reblogging idk pictures of joan of arc and rosaries

since school is starting up again: pirate your textbooks!! my fave for this is library genesis. the most functional extension as of right now is libgen.is but literally whatever works. search by title, or better yet by ISBN to make sure you have the right edition, download...& profit. english majors make sure you’re searching in the right section (fiction will, obviously, have novels & poetry, but the default is sci-tech). i have a more in-depth post here too if you want to share your free texts with your classmates. go ham

Blessed art the ones that can draw hands!

.....was that an art pun?...

....Yes!