The next person who wakes me up gets put in my fucked up and evil wizard maze

I'll ask people to leave you alone if you put me in the maze when you wake up.

Oh sure, the entrance is over there on the right. Just try not make eye contact with anyone else you may find in there. It tends to agitate them.

If anyone's wondering where I was me n @linharzzzzz went to some island far east and entered a shitty rebellion lol

Caspar has been lost in the conflict. I do not know whether he is dead or alive. And Ashe fell in love with some fox man

wasnt he already a zombie or something

Yeah he kinda fell apart in the fighting. The limbs all ran off in opposite directions like frightened rats. I'm pretty sure I saw some kids using the head as a ball later as well?

If anyone's wondering where I was me n @linharzzzzz went to some island far east and entered a shitty rebellion lol

Caspar has been lost in the conflict. I do not know whether he is dead or alive. And Ashe fell in love with some fox man

@linharzzzzz what were those little bottles of sweet drinks you left out on the table because I drank all of them in one go

Ashe those were samples. Potentially toxic samples. Samples from Lorenz.

So that's why it tasted like hair conditioner and harassment...

@linharzzzzz what were those little bottles of sweet drinks you left out on the table because I drank all of them in one go

Ashe those were samples. Potentially toxic samples. Samples from Lorenz.

Do I want to know how you got those samples from Mr. Foot Fetish???

Just because he was useless in life doesn't mean his corpse had to be useless thankfully!

@linharzzzzz what were those little bottles of sweet drinks you left out on the table because I drank all of them in one go

Ashe those were samples. Potentially toxic samples. Samples from Lorenz.

the aegirs are made to be worshipped we are literally descendants of cichol i’m sorry i dont make the rules

@linharzzzzz need your opinion on this since this makes you both cousins technically

Don't worship the man who keeps calling himself my crest daddy

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

i nominate Felix

no 🧡🧡🧡

Finally we’re free

I'm claiming the treasury

I’m claiming his horses

Can I have the body

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

i nominate Felix

no 🧡🧡🧡

STOP trying to fuck me i am a rat, if you put me in your hole you’ll get diseases. like measles and the sort. please reconsider

Can we please have a third option where you stop reminding me of porn I saw where a rat straight up crawled into someone's puss

We should cut Dimitri's hair back to how it used to be so we can make fun of it again. I think it would improve the mental health of everyone who isn't a lost cause

you want to get close enough to his face with sharp objects?

Lin we’re not responsible if he bites your hand off

Don't worry I already bought the horse tranquilizers. Three should be fine, right?