I'm not allowed to sell bath water rn cuz plague

how am i supposed to become fodlan’s biggest pop star if anna keeps letting any old adrestia’s got talent dropout pay for verification

I dunno the people who are imitating edelgard have been pretty funny

Recruiting Hilda onto the Blue Lions made me realize that I kinda wish she had more supports with the other Lions. Like imagine if she had a support chain with Dimitri?

my love language is apparently unconditionally loving vile creatures such as felix sylvain and ingrid

keep ingrid's name out of your mouth :)

Your Highess I just ordered your breast milk on Boober Eats!

just used a 10% discount coupon from this guy to order hildas premium breast milk on boober eats!

ho you got scammed I sell bath water not titty milk

Hey bitch @hohohilda i want the kitty boots back

wtf theyre not your size ho

Like they are yours?? We all know you lie about your shoe size because any dick or pussy you get would be gone if they knew 💅

says the grown man who wears toddler size shoes

i wish i was surprised

does it surprise you to know i had to chip in for the cake?

Did you need money that badly???

no i slept with her dad too.

I dunno i used my strap on him

i wish i was surprised

does it surprise you to know i had to chip in for the cake?

Did you need money that badly???

no i slept with her dad too.

i wish i was surprised

does it surprise you to know i had to chip in for the cake?

Hey bitch @hohohilda i want the kitty boots back

wtf theyre not your size ho

kissing my wife annette and feeding her soup. thank you for tolerating my unhinged gay behavior. you are the light at the end of the tunnel

more like unhinged bihavior

paid of my mortgage. in animal crossing lol! hilda am i funny

A+ dad humor