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Heyo!! I love your writing and I would like to request a SFW Alphabet for Conrad Leto, because he's such an underrated character tbh and there's barely anything about him out there. Thank you!! đŤś
Hey anonâŚI hope youâre still alive out there somewhere đ
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Conrad isnât the âcling to your arm and whisper sweet nothingsâ type. Heâs not about to shower you with pet names or compose a ballad about your eyes. His brand of affection is low-key, grounded, and delivered with the precision of a man whoâd rather do than declare. Heâs the kind who lets his actions speakâloudly, but in a way only you catch. Basically, heâs the strong, silent, action-kind-of-guyâ˘
Youâll catch it in the little things: how he steps in front of you without a word when thereâs even a whiff of trouble, how he quietly fixes your cloak if itâs sliding off, or how he slows his paceânot because heâs tired, but because he refuses to leave you trailing behind like some sad afterthought. His affection lives in the way he listens, the rare gentleness in his voice when he says your name, or that split-second glance you catch him sneaking when he thinks youâre not watching.
Physical affection? Rare, but potent. When he touches you, itâs got weight. A steadying hand when you stumble, a light press on your back as if saying âIâve got you,â or that sudden, firm grip on your wrist when somethingâs off and his protective instincts kick in. Over time, heâll start allowing little breaches in his fortress: fingertips brushing yours, his arm casually anchored around your waist, or a quiet moment where his forehead leans against yoursâlike an unspoken vow.
So, verbal love confessions? Donât hold your breath. Acts of service? Absolutelyâlaced right into those physical gestures I mentioned, like him fixing your cloak with all the ceremony of a knight. Quality time? Not his main love language. Gifts? Forget itâyou ARE the prize, sweetheart!!!! Physical affection? Yes⌠subtle, rare, but very real.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Conrad as a best friend? Think less letâs braid each otherâs hair and gossip and more ruthless life coach who occasionally tolerates your presence.
Heâs the guy who will push youâhard. He admires drive, brainpower, and guts, and if youâve got those, heâll be the wind at your back (or the gale force wind smacking you in the face until you level upâŚ)
But donât get too cozy too fast. Earning his friendship is like applying for a position at a very exclusive company: the interviews are endless, the requirements are insane, and HR (him) is watching your every move. Youâll need to prove youâre dependable, sharp, and not some spineless leaf in the breeze.
Disappoint him? Oh, he wonât yell. He wonât curse. Heâll just⌠look at you. And that look? It will haunt your sleep. Itâs the I expected better from you lookâand coming from a man with ambition practically carved into his DNA? Thatâs a scar, my friend.
Chances are your friendship starts off with a handshake and a raised eyebrowâmutual respect, a shared goal, or maybe just your relentless refusal to go away. Over time, his circle (tiny, ironclad, and probably full of very serious people) cracks just enough to let you in. Donât expect him to announce to the world, âThis oneâs my bestie!â No, his version is more like: silently standing beside you when everyone else bolts.
Heâll challenge you, constantly. Not to start fights but because he refuses to watch you rot in mediocrity. Expect debates and unsolicited improvement plans disguised as casual conversation. And hereâs the kicker: in those rare, unguarded moments, heâll hand you pieces of his mind no one else gets to seeâhis doubts, his worries, his visions. No grand speech, no soft music in the background. Just him, stripped of the show, because you earned it. :)
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Conrad and casual cuddling go together like oil and holy waterâthey can coexist, but itâs not his default setting. He thrives on composure, on space, on keeping every thread in his world neatly aligned. So no, heâs not the type to sprawl across you like a cat the moment you sit down. But⌠catch him in a rare moment where his armor slips? Heâs unexpectedly steadyingâlike a weighted blanket with opinions.
If youâre the one to initiate, he wonât resist. Big spoon? Heâs got that down to a scienceâsecure, warm, just enough to make you feel like the world could collapse outside and it wouldnât touch you. Just donât expect him to advertise it. Heâs not shyâjust⌠private. The kind of private that makes even a hint of PDA feel like a breach in national security.
When he does cuddle, itâs all about stillness. One arm draped over your shoulders, his body aligned so youâre subtly boxed inânot smothered, but protected. Movement? Minimal. Talking? Optional. Itâs less about âaww, how sweetâ and more about a quiet, deliberate act of presence. If his arm tightens around you, itâs not absentminded; itâs his way of saying, without a word, stay here.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Sorry to shatter the fantasy hereâŚđ
Conrad isnât exactly cut from the âwhite picket fence and Sunday barbecueâ cloth. His headâs too full of grand plans and bigger pictures to sit around daydreaming about cozy domestic bliss. Settling down isnât on his to-do listâitâs more like an optional side quest heâll only consider if the main storyline allows it, yâknow?
HoweverâŚ
find your way into that fiercely selective inner circle of hisâsomeone who doesnât just tolerate his drive but matches itâand he might, might, entertain the thought. But make no mistake: itâll be on his timeline, by his rules, and only after heâs decided it wonât derail his bigger vision. Heâs not waking up one day going, âYou know what? Curtains and casserole sound nice.â No. Youâd practically need to be an exceptional plot twist in his life.
Cooking? Passableâdecent enough that you wonât starve. Cleaning? Heâs not scrubbing grout at midnight, but heâs naturally orderly, the kind who canât think straight in chaos. His space is tidy by default: minimalistic, structured, practical. Not cold, exactly⌠just not what youâd call âhomey.â If you start sneaking in a few warm touches here and there, he wonât objectâheâll probably just pretend he doesnât notice while very much noticing.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
First offâhow do you even manage to lose a man like that? Seriously. đ
But if it came down to ending things, Conrad wouldnât fumble it. No messy back-and-forth, no dramatic outburstâheâs not built for that. Every move he makes is measured, so if he reaches the point of ending a relationship, itâs because heâs already analyzed it from every angle and decided thereâs no path forwardâwhether thatâs a clash in values, broken trust, or forces beyond your control.
He wonât drag it out. Youâll get the truth straight, unvarnished. Maybe a little sharp, but never cruel for sportâhe doesnât play with peopleâs hearts like that. Once he lays it out, he expects you to hear it, accept it, and not turn it into a debate. And when he walks away? Thatâs it. No breadcrumbs. No âmaybe someday.â
And donât mistake that firmness for indifference, though. If he cared, heâll carry the weight of it quietly, like a locked box he never opens again. But waver? Change his mind? Not a chance. When Conrad closes a door, it stays closed.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Commitment for Conrad isnât some casual checkbox you tick off between errands. If heâs chosen you, itâs because heâs weighed it out, measured the risks, and decided youâre not only someone he desiresâbut someone who matches his drive and convictions.
He doesnât âsort ofâ commit. Once heâs in, heâs in. Tunnel vision, locked focusâthereâs no wandering eye or half-hearted effort.
Marriage, though? Thatâs a different game. To him, itâs more of a formal stamp than a cornerstone of love. If it matters to you, heâll hear you out, heâll even walk that aisle with youâbut it wonât be a sprint. Conrad doesnât rush binding decisions just for the aesthetics of it. For him, the weight is in the daily actions: standing beside you, choosing you, again and againânot just the papers or the ceremony.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Physically, Conrad is precise. His strength is there, no question, but he handles it like a weapon kept sheathed: always aware, always deliberate. When he lays a hand on you, itâs measuredânever clumsy, never careless, always with purpose. His gentleness is found in what he chooses not to do, in the harm he holds back.
Emotionally? Heâs not here to swaddle you in sweet talk or paint over reality with pastel lies. He wonât feed you empty promises. What he will give is something far rarer: unwavering loyalty. He wonât humiliate you, wonât break your trust, wonât disappear when things get heavy.
When the world starts caving in, donât expect a lullabyâexpect him, standing there like a wall at your side. No grand gestures, just presence. And with Conrad, that says more than softness ever could.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Conrad is anything and everything BUT a hug-seeker. Heâs not wandering around with open arms or pulling people into comfort embraces. Personal space is important to him, and he carries himself with too much authority to be casually clingyânothing against you, of course, thatâs just how heâs built.
That said, if he does hug you, itâs never random. Thereâs always a reasonâŚ
His hugs are solid and intentionalâmeaning no floppy arms, no absentminded pats. When he pulls you in, it feels decisive, like heâs making a point rather than indulging in affection. These arenât âjust becauseâ hugs. Theyâre either protective (youâre shaken, hurt, or overwhelmed) or one of those rare, quiet moments where he lets himself be emotionally honest without saying a word.
If youâre upset, his first instinct isnât to wrap you up and coo. Heâs going to assess the situation, identify the problem, and eliminate it. Stressor? Gone. Threat? Removed. Thenâand only thenâif you still need comfort, he might hold you. And when he does, itâs the kind of hug that feels like a silent promise: youâre safe, heâs here, and nothingâs touching you on his watch.
And if he ever initiates a hug on his own? Oh, something serious happened. That doesnât just occur spontaneously. Itâll be brief, grounded, and quietly heavy with meaningâbut youâll remember it because Conrad doesnât give those out lightly đ
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Conrad doesnât toss around âI love youâ like itâs candy at Halloween. In fact, youâre probably not going to hear it at all unless you catch him in some extreme, end-of-the-world type scenario. He sees those words as⌠well, words. And in his mind, theyâre not much without the right actions backing them up. So, if youâre expecting sweet, quick confessions, you might want to adjust your expectations.
But his love is there, all the same. Itâs in the quiet loyalty, the steadfast presence, and the shield he forms around you. He wonât vocalize it, but heâll ensure youâre safe, supported, and by his sideâalways.
And if he does say it? You can bet itâll be in a moment of absolute certainty, like when he thinks he might lose you, or when thereâs no other way to prove the depth of his commitment. So yeah, heâs probably gonna save those three words for when everythingâs on the line.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when theyâre jealous?)
Conradâs jealousy? Definitely not the drama-filled, sulking type. Heâs not going to sit there and throw tantrums because someone looked at you funny. Heâs got bigger things on his plate than worrying about stuff like that. If he trusts you, he trusts you. Thatâs it. End of story.
That said, if weâre talking rare moments where something just doesnât sit right? Itâs not so much jealousy as it is territorial pride. Conrad isnât one to let things slideâespecially not when it comes to respect. If someone crosses a line with you? Theyâre in for a masterclass in boundaries, delivered with his signature calm and controlled authority! One look from him is usually enough to make people rethink their life choices...
If that doesnât work, though, a few razor-sharp words will make it crystal clear theyâve overstepped. đ
Basically he trusts you completely, but the world around you? Not so much. If he thinks someoneâs got ulterior motives, donât worryâheâll handle it. Quietly, decisively, and without breaking a sweat or being dramatic about it. His jealousy is more like an urgent this needs to be fixed right now response. Itâs not about insecurity, itâs about maintaining the balance and ensuring your relationship stays respected. Youâre his, after all.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Conrad does not kiss often, and he definitely doesnât kiss casually. No playful pecks, no teasing smooches in passing. When he kisses you, itâs intentionalâcontrolled, steady, like heâs communicating something he refuses to say out loud.
His kisses are slow and grounding rather than soft or fleeting. Thereâs weight behind them. He doesnât waste time on anything meaningless. If he leans in, its either to reassure you, to assert himself, or to seal an unspoken understanding between the two of you.
He favors the top of your head mostâforehead included, but honestly, heâs aiming for your head in general. Itâs quiet, protective, and unmistakably his way of saying youâre safe. Lip kisses are rare and usually tied to moments where his guard slipsâbrief instances where he lets himself feel a little too much before pulling himself back together.
As for receiving kisses? He doesnât overthink it. A kiss is a kissâface, hands, arms, neck, it all registers the same to him. That said, if you catch him off guardâkiss him while heâs deep in thoughtâyou might see a brief crack in the armor. Just a flicker. And then itâs gone, composure restored like nothing happenedâŚ.!
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Conrad isnât naturally drawn to children, nor does he go out of his way to charm them. That said, he respects resolve and conviction at any age! A child who stands up for what they believe in? That gets his attention. A child who shows promise or intelligence? That earns acknowledgmentâthough donât expect baby talk or head pats.
As mentioned before, heâs not exactly dreaming of a cozy family life. His ambitions tend to run far larger than that. However, for the sake of curiosityâif he DID have children of his ownâŚ
heâd be a firm but just father!
Discipline, structure, high expectationsâŚyou know. He wouldnât indulge laziness or excuse weakness, but everything heâd demand would be in service of shaping someone capable, independent, and strong enough to stand on their own. Heâs the type of father whoâs child would think heâs strict when theyâre young, but as they grow theyâd gradually come to realize that heâs really just preparing them for the world. Itâd be his way of showing love, by ensuring his child learns to be able to stand on their own two feet and is able to tackle on any problem without fear.
And if a random child looked at him with wide-eyed admiration? He wouldnât suddenly turn softâbut something would shift. His posture might ease, his tone steady rather than sharp. He might offer guidance, protection, or quiet encouragement in small, understated ways. Nothing obvious. Just enough to show that he noticed.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Early riser? Painfully early riser.
Conradâs mornings run on discipline and momentum. He wakes up early, no groaning, no negotiating with the alarmâbecause at this point his body clock is basically engraved in stone. Heâs not âgetting used to it.â This is normal for him. By the time most people are blinking awake, heâs already upright, focused, and mentally three tasks ahead!!!
If you like sleeping in, he wonât stop youâbut heâs not slowing down for it either. Heâs dressed, prepared, and already mentally outlining the day. If you ask him to wake you up because alarms fail you, heâll do itâreliably, calmly, and without judgment. But donât get too comfortable. Heâll expect your brain to eventually adapt and start waking up on its own. Discipline is contagious, apparently.
That said if you do make a habit of rising early with him, heâll respect that. A lot. Shared mornings with Conrad are quiet, steady, and oddly peacefulâno chatter, no rush, just the low rhythm of two people getting ready in sync.
Oh, and if youâre a coffee person? Heâll absolutely make you some if you ask. I imagine heâs a coffee person himself.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Conrad treats nighttime the same way he treats morning: with structure. He doesnât stay up zoning out or killing time. Sleep is a resource, and he uses it efficiently. This man could be mid-conflict and still wrap things up faster just to make it to bed on schedule. Early sleeper, early riserâno exceptions.
Though, as the day settles, he may loosen just a bit. Sitting beside him at night, you might catch him in a reflective moodâtalking about strategy, long-term plans, philosophy, or where the world is heading. These conversations are rare, but meaningful, and sometimes heâll sacrifice an extra half hour of sleep just for that quiet exchange with you â¤ď¸
If youâre already asleep when he comes to bed, heâs careful and deliberate, making sure not to wake you. Your comfort always comes first!!!
One rule he absolutely NEVER breaks: he does not sleep without knowing youâre safe. If youâre sharing a bed, heâll check on youâevery time. If youâre away, he wonât hover or chase you down; he trusts your capability. But when youâre beside him? Itâs instinctive. Making sure youâre secure and settled is simply non-negotiable.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Conrad is closed-off by default. If youâre waiting for an early emotional dump or sudden vulnerability, youâre going to be waiting a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.
His trust doesnât arrive quicklyâit matures slowly, deliberately, and only under the right conditions.
In short, he opens up in layers. Nothing rushed, nothing accidental. Before he shares anything personal, he watchesâhow you respond, how you think, whether you can handle the weight of what he carries. Even when he does speak, every word is chosen with care.
With patience, youâll learn pieces of him: fragments of his past, his convictions, the doubts he never voices aloud. But none of it comes freely. Knowing Conrad fully is something you earn step by stepâand once he lets you in, it means heâs decided you belong there.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Conrad possesses an impressive amount of patienceâbut donât confuse that with endless tolerance. His composure comes from discipline, not softness. Small annoyances donât faze him; inefficiency, noise, and minor mistakes barely register. His restraint is calculated, not lazy.
That said, patience is a resource, and he spends it wisely. If someone repeatedly blocks his goals or undermines what heâs working toward, he wonât explodeâheâll resolve. His anger isnât dramatic or impulsive. Itâs quiet, controlled, and unmistakably final.
If you frustrate him, there wonât be shouting or drawn-out arguments. Heâll give ya a look insteadâsharp, assessing, and deeply uncomfortable. Conrad doesnât do petty disputes, but if his trust is tested too many times or his authority openly challenged, his patience will end. And when it does? Yeah. Thatâs the kind of moment that permanently alters the relationshipâŚso, yâknow, maybe DONâT do any of that!! đ
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Conrad has an excellent memory, however he doesnât clutter it with useless information. If you casually mention something minor, like liking baby carrots, he might not file it away forever. Heâll remember it when it matters, or when it comes up again.
What does stick is anything that affects you directlyâyour safety, habits, limits, goals. Those details stay with him, crystal clear. Not out of sentimentality, but because precision matters to him, and you matter enough to be precise about.
He doesnât memorize facts to be charming. He remembers because knowledge is useful, and youâre not someone he treats carelessly. And if you ever think he forgot something important? Odds are he didnât. He was just waiting for the moment it became relevant (lol).
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Thereâs always a turning point with Conrad. A moment where something locks into place and his view of you shifts permanently. His favorite memory wouldnât be flashy or traditionally romantic. It would be the moment he realized that you were solid.
Not in a smug âworthy of meâ wayâbut in a quieter, more meaningful sense. The moment you proved you werenât fragile under pressure. That you could stand your ground. That you had conviction, intelligence, or resolve strong enough to meet his without folding.
It was probably a moment where you challenged him and didnât back down. Where you held your beliefs firmly, even knowing who you were standing against. Thatâs the memory he keeps, not because it was sweet but because it changed everything.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Conrad IS protective, donât get it wrongâjust not in that loud, hovering donât-move-without-me type of way. His protection is quiet, deliberate, and almost surgical. If danger shows up, he doesnât announce it, he simply removes it. Most of the time, you wonât even realize there was a problem until itâs already been dealt with!
That said, heâs not underestimating you. He trusts your ability to take care of yourself. If you have no fighting experience, he wonât judgeâheâll teach you, calmly and efficiently, so youâre better prepared next time. And if you do know what to do in combat? He wonât interfere. He knows when to step in and when to let you handle it.
As for himself? Conrad doesnât expect protection. In his mind, thatâs his role, not yours. However, on the incredibly rare occasion where you stand beside him during a vulnerable moment, or offer support without trying to take control? Oh he absolutely notices. He respects it deeply. To him, loyalty and steadiness matter far more than shielding blows. Thatâs what makes him feel secure.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Oh my gosh heâs ABSOLUTELY the type to give gifts, even if he pretends theyâre âpractical decisionsâ and not feelings-related at all!! đŠâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸
Anniversaries? He remembers. Always. In fact, thereâs a solid chance you forget before he does. He treats those dates as important, full stop. No excuses. No rescheduling. Heâll clear his schedule as much as possible and make sure the day is calm, intentional, and uninterruptedâusually something private, refined, and far away from noise or crowds. Heâs a private lover, yâknow? Doesnât need the entirety of the Clover Kingdom knowing itâs him and his loverâs anniversaryâŚ
Gifts to him are less about sentiment and more about impact. His version of effort shows up in stability, safety, and long-term care. If he does give you something tangible, it wonât be flashy or pointless. Think rare books, precisely made tools, or items that quietly say I trust you. No grand speeches attachedâjust meaning â¤ď¸
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
I think you and I both know.
Like, do we even have to talk about this. I can think of numerous things, which Iâll obviously state, but thereâs one that stands out the most.
First: emotional distance. Conrad doesnât emote easily and his logic-first mindset can make him come off as cold, distant, or just plain unreadableâespecially to people who need verbal reassurance.
Second: he makes decisions alone. He trusts his judgment more than anyone elseâs, and while that makes him effective, it also means he doesnât always explain himselfâor ask for inputâbefore acting.
Third: efficiency to a terrifying degree. He has zero patience for unnecessary discussion, and his bluntness can feel harsh, even when heâs not trying to be cruel.
These traits make him a powerful leader, sureâbut in close relationships? They can be⌠a lot.
And then thereâs the big one. Not really a habitâmore like a long-term plan involving the catastrophic destruction of the Clover Kingdom, trapping souls in the Sword of the First Wizard King, and resurrecting those he believes worthy of his ideal world.
Yeah.
That one might come up in conversation eventually.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Conrad isnât vain in the mirror-checking, self-admiring way. Heâs not fussing over details for the sake of ego. Still, he does take care of himselfâbecause presentation matters, ya know!!
His appearance reflects discipline, not insecurity. Perfect posture, clean attire, everything intentional. He carries himself like someone who expects to be taken seriously, and usually is.
He doesnât seek compliments or validation, but he understands that how you present yourself affects how youâre perceived. Looking composed isnât about pride for him; itâs about control.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
WellâŚ
Conrad does not build his identity around another person. Heâs grounded, self-reliant, and driven by his ideals. If you were gone, he wouldnât fall apart or lose direction.
HOWEVER.
That doesnât mean you wouldnât matter. If you were truly important to him, your absence would be feltâquietly, constantly. A missing presence he never acknowledges out loud, but never stops noticing either.
So yes. He would feel it. Deeply. You might assume his ambition leaves no room for that kind of attachmentâbut youâd be dead wrong.
(I mean just look at how he remembers his late wife in the movie. Stoic face, unwavering resolveâand yet, she never left his thoughts. If you mattered to him like that, youâd stay with him always, even at the very edge of his dreams for a âperfectâ world)
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Conrad is an accidental human lie detector. You cannot joke freely around this man. Not because he lacks humor but because he takes statements literally⌠đ
Make a sarcastic comment about liking a certain ice cream flavor? He will pause, turn to you, and calmly respond, âYou donât like that flavor.â
No accusation. No humor. Just factsâŚ
Youâll learn very quickly to clarify when youâre joking.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldnât like, either in general or in a partner?)
Weak-mindedness. Now thatâs the big one. Conrad can understand physical limitationsâstrength can be trained. But a lack of conviction? No spine? No direction? He has zero tolerance for that.
He also dislikes excessive neediness and surface-level thinking. He values purpose, intelligence, and inner resolve. Anything shallow or indecisive loses his respect almost immediately.
In short, he respects strength of mind above all else. Without it, you wonât hold his attention for long.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Conrad is an extremely light sleeper. Years of constant vigilance have wired his body to react instantly to the smallest disturbance.
A sound, a shift, a presenceâheâs awake. Alert. Ready.
True rest rarely comes easy for him. His mind never fully shuts off, always running scenarios, plans, contingencies.
Basically? This man can never truly rest.
He's just got world domination things on his mind 24/7
You know who I am đ I'm curious how you think would Damnatio confess his feelings! And then also, how he would propose as well. Just headcanons about how the day goes for both! If you feel like it, thank you đ
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED NOTES: BLACK CLOVER ANIME COMEBACK WHEN?! đ ALSO, I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO WRITE FOR HIM SO FORGIVE ME MY BELOVED ANON. I HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOING WELL đŤśđЎ
Damnatio is not the type to fall head over heels in love overnight. No, love for him is an infuriatingly slow, calculated processâsomething that creeps up on him like an unsolvable equation that refuses to balance no matter how many times he reassesses the variables.
He is a man of order, of reason, of discipline. Everything in his life must be weighed, categorized, and judged accordingly. Love, however, does not submit to rules, and this realization alone is enough to make his entire worldview feel slightlyâŚoff-kilter.
It starts subtlyâso subtly that he doesnât even notice it at first. Youâre in his thoughts more often than he deems necessary. At first, itâs an afterthought, an anomaly in his otherwise disciplined mind.
Your voice echoes in his head longer than expected, your presence is something he unconsciously finds himself seeking out, and worst of allâyour absence unsettles him (yes, as crazy as it sounds, youâre unsettling the stern ustice man). Which is ridiculous. Illogical. Preposterous. Illegal, even. He is a man who thrives on certainty, yet when youâre not around, there is an unfamiliar, uncomfortable void where certainty should be.
This man spends every waking moment thinking about justice, weighing morality like a scale permanently welded to his hands. So when his internal monologue shifts from justice, justice, justice, justice to justice, justice, justice, y/n, justiceâwait, his entire brain short-circuits. His thoughts screech to a halt like a court gavel slamming down mid-trial. What.
His first instinct is to dismiss it outright. Clearly, this is nothing more than a fleeting distraction, an unfortunate lapse in focus. After all, emotions are subjective, unreliable, and irrelevant in the face of absolute justice. Obviously.
And yetâŚthe feeling does not wane. If anything, it worsens. Intensifies. Begins to take root in the cracks of his carefully structured world, growing like an ivy vine around the pillars of his self-discipline.
It infuriates him how much he cares. It disrupts his routine, throws off his carefully structured schedule, and frankly, it's becoming a problem. He finds himself subtly (or so he thinks) adjusting his itinerary just to ensure he crosses paths with you.
A meeting that could have been held elsewhere? Moved closer to where youâll be. Conversations that should be brief and to the point? Stretched out just a little longer. He even catches himself softening his tone, which is absolutely unacceptable.
Heâs spent years cultivating an air of stern impartialityâhe is the very embodiment of judicial discipline, a man above emotional whims! And yet, here he is, letting his sentences trail off when you speak, giving you slightly longer answers, andâdear heavensâactively enjoying your presence. This is not normal.
And the worst part? This man has probably gone his entire life with little to no romance. Like, I wouldnât be shocked if his idea of an affectionate gesture was signing off on an official document in a slightly less aggressive manner than usual.
Thisâthese emotions, these uninvited feelingsâare foreign territory. He is a man of rules, regulations, and strict decorum, yet his emotions refuse to be neatly filed away under "irrelevant distractions." Instead, they linger, pressing against his mind like an unsolved case that refuses to close.
He cannot deny the truth: he has feelings for you. But admitting it? Thatâs an entirely different battle.
Damnatio Kira is no stranger to challengesâcourt proceedings, high-stakes legal debates, political maneuveringâthese are obstacles he can navigate with ease. But this? This is uncharted territory, and while heâs confident he can overcome it, he keeps metaphorically raising an eyebrow at the sheer absurdity of it all. What is the legal precedent for this situation? Is there a written statute that outlines the proper procedure for confessing to someone? There should beâŚ
Damnatio is not, and I repeat not, a man ruled by emotions. So before he even considers acting on his feelings, he conducts a full internal investigation. Is this appropriate? Is it logical? Is it legal?
He weighs the implications like heâs deciding the fate of the kingdom. Would loving you interfere with his duties? Would it make him weak? Would it cloud his judgment? Would it compromise his ability to execute absolute justice? Are you a criminal? Have you ever stolen?! Do you secretly despise the very concept of justice?!? Oh no.
He triesâreally triesâto rationalize distancing himself. Itâs the obvious solution. If emotions are a distraction, then the simplest course of action is to remove the distraction. Simple. Logical. Clean. And yetâwhen he truly imagines it, imagines a life where he never confesses his emotions to youâthere is something unsettling about it. A hollow ache in his chest, a lingering emptiness that no amount of legal reasoning can explain away. And that? That is perhaps the most damning evidence of all.
He eventually comes around after months of internal debate, extensive self-questioning, and a ridiculous amount of silent brooding that, to the untrained eye, might just look like his usual brooding.
But no, this is different. This is love-induced brooding. He runs through every logical argument, every possible scenario, every conceivable counterpoint as if he's preparing a legal case rather than a confession.
At one point, he even considers drafting a formal statementâjust in caseâbecause, naturally, a confession of this magnitude requires proper structure and clarity. No room for misinterpretation. No loopholes. He is nothing if not thorough.
After a long and (honestly unnecessary) deliberation period, he finally reaches the conclusion that yes, he must confess.
It is not simply an option but an inevitability. The facts are undeniable, the evidence is overwhelming, and his judgment is final. This isnât just some fleeting sentimentâitâs a ruling. And once Damnatio Kira reaches a verdict, he does not waver.
Being the meticulous planner that he is, he does not confess impulsively. Oh, absolutely not. This is a man who arranges his daily schedule with the precision of a courtroom proceedingâhe is not about to let something as important as his confession be left to chance.
No, everything must be perfectly calculated. The timing must be ideal. The environment must be impeccable. The mood must be controlled. And, most importantly, it must be private. Heavy on the word private. This is not up for debate.
Itâs not that heâs embarrassedâhe has nothing to be ashamed of. He is simply a private man. He does not believe in making a public spectacle of his emotions. A man of his standing, his reputation, his dignity, does not just throw his feelings out for all to see like some reckless fool. The mere thought of confessing in a crowded space, where someone might overhear, is absolutely out of the question.
That being said, he carefully selects the perfect locationâa place that is both serene and dignified, where the weight of the moment will be appropriately recognized. The grand gardens outside the Clover Kingdom courthouseâyes, that will do.
The air is crisp, carrying the subtle scent of blooming flowers, providing a backdrop of refined tranquility. It is a place that embodies both formality and peace, perfectly suited for himâa man of unwavering principleâbut also welcoming enough for you.
He times it perfectly. As the sun begins to set, casting a golden hue over the kingdom, the atmosphere takes on a solemn beauty befitting such an important occasion. The interplay of warm light and cool shadows adds a sense of gravity to the momentânot that heâd ever admit he planned for it to be this picturesque. But he definitely did. Because, of course, he did.
Damnatio is not one for flowery, over-the-top declarations. He has no interest in grand, poetic confessions or dramatic proclamations of love that sound like they belong in a cheap romance novel.
No, his wordsâlike everything else in his lifeâare precise, carefully measured, and deeply intentional. This is not a man who rambles or says anything he does not mean. But despite his best efforts to maintain control, to deliver this confession as smoothly as he would a well-prepared legal argument⌠he finds himself nervous.
Just a little. Barely noticeable. Insignificant, really. Itâs not like his composure faltersâhe remains as poised as ever, back straight, expression neutral, voice steady. But internally? His heart is beating a fraction faster than usual.
There is a tension in his chest that he refuses to acknowledge. His mind, so accustomed to order and calculation, finds itself in unfamiliar territory. His entire approach to life has always been dictated by structure and logic, and yet here he is, experiencing something that defies both.
But, of course, he is Damnatio Kira, and there is no possible way he is admittingâeven to himselfâthat he is nervous. Absolutely not. Instead, he stands before you, his posture rigid with its usual discipline. To the average observer, he appears utterly in control. But youâyou might notice the subtle tension in his shoulders, the slight stiffness in his movements. A rare, almost imperceptible indication of nerves.
Finally, after a long pause, he speaks. His voice is measured, deliberate, him.
âI have spent considerable time analyzing these emotions," he begins, every syllable spoken with the weight of a man who has been thinking about this for an unhealthy amount of time. "I once believed them to be an interferenceâan irrationality that would disrupt my judgment. However, I have come to understand that denying them would be a disservice to both logic and justice."
He meets your gaze, unwavering. There is no hesitation, no uncertaintyâonly the quiet, steady resolve of a man who does not say things lightly.
"I admire you." A beat of silence, heavy with meaning. "More than that, I find myself drawn to you in ways I cannot ignore. Your presence is⌠grounding. I value your mind, your strength, your unwavering spirit. And I wish to stand beside you, not as an enforcer of justice, but as a man who has allowed himself to feel deeply."
And that? That is huge coming from him. This is a man who prides himself on control, on reason, on maintaining an unshakable sense of composure at all times. For him to admit that youâa single personâhave caused him to not only feel but to embrace those feelings? That is the closest thing to a poetic confession youâre ever going to get from him.
He does not immediately reach for your handâDamnatio is not a man of casual, impulsive gestures. But there is something in his expression, something rare and unguarded, a silent question lingering in his sharp gaze. If you reciprocateâif you accept his wordsâthere will be the faintest curve at the corners of his lips, the rarest glimpse of a smile. Not a smirk, not a polite, diplomatic upturn of his lips, but an actual, genuine smile.
And that? That is something reserved only for you. <333
As for how heâd propose, Damnatio Kira is not the kind of man to make impulsive decisionsâleast of all when it comes to something as monumental as marriage.
Just as he meticulously weighed the implications of confessing his feelings, he approaches proposing with the same level of care, scrutiny, and almost bureaucratic precision. This is not something to be done lightly, and certainly not something to be rushed. No, this requires thorough examination, detailed internal analysis, and possibly even an extensive mental checklist that he updates regularly.
Marriage, to Damnatio, is not some whimsical, romanticized fairytale. It is a lifelong commitment, a legally and emotionally binding contractâone that holds immense weight. If he is to vow himself to another person, it must be with the absolute certainty that this is the right decision, one that aligns with his principles, his responsibilities, and most importantly, with you.
And so, before even thinking about proposing, he conducts an extensive period of self-examination. Iâm being dead serious here. He systematically evaluates every aspect of his lifeâhis work, his values, his prioritiesâensuring that he is fully prepared for what this commitment entails.
This man absolutely sits down one evening, steeples his fingers, and thinks. Deeply. How will this affect his career? How will he balance his duties with his devotion to you? Will marriage compromise his sense of justice? (No, of course notâdonât be ridiculous, Damnatio.) But most importantly, is this a decision that is logical, rational, and undeniably correct?
Spoiler alert: it is.
But itâs not just himself he evaluates. Oh, no. Damnatio also ensures that you are ready for this kind of commitment. He is not the type to propose blindly, assuming you share his level of certainty.
Instead, he subtlyâyet intenselyâobserves. Not in a creepy way (hopefully), but in a way that is undeniably calculated. He pays attention to your words, your behaviors, your reactions whenever the subject of marriage comes up in conversation. He carefully assesses the stability of your relationship, ensuring that you are genuinely happy, that your bond is strong, and that you are open to the idea of a future together.
And when I say he ensures, I mean he ENSURES. This man is internally running a full-scale audit on your relationship. Every interaction, every moment, every shared glance is another piece of data meticulously added to his ever-growing mental case file labeled "Is Proposing a Sound Decision?" There is no way he is moving forward with this unless he is 100% certain that you are comfortable, ready, and willing.
The irony of it all? You probably have no idea heâs doing this. On the outside, he remains his usual composed, unreadable self. Meanwhile, on the inside, heâs conducting the most thorough pre-marital assessment the world has ever seen.
Damnatio does not pick just any ring. Oh, noâthis man approaches ring shopping the same way he approaches judicial proceedings: with the utmost precision and unwavering attention to detail.
There is no âoh, that one looks niceâ or âthis should do.â Absolutely not. If heâs going to select a symbol of your lifelong commitment, then it must be custom-made, designed with the same level of meticulous craftsmanship that he applies to everything in life.
The band? Sleek, refined, and practical. No gaudy, over-the-top embellishmentsâDamnatio is not the type to make a spectacle of things. The metal is polished yet understated, perhaps platinum or a high-quality white gold, exuding quiet sophistication. The design is minimalist but not plainâperhaps it has an engraved scale motif, subtly woven into the band, an elegant nod to both his devotion to justice and the balanced nature of your relationship.
As for the gemstone, Damnatio does not choose one based on superficial extravagance. The meaning behind the stone is paramountâthis man probably spent hours researching the symbolism behind every single gemstone, weighing their significance as if he were evaluating a high-profile case.
In the end, he would likely settle on something that reflects both wisdom, stability, and deep devotionâperhaps a sapphire, symbolizing sincerity, loyalty, and unwavering commitment. Or maybe an alexandrite, a rare stone that subtly shifts colors under different lighting, representing growth and transformationâfitting, given how you are the one person who has managed to make him embrace emotions he once dismissed as distractions. Either way, the stone is not chosen for its flashiness, but for its meaning. Every element of the ring holds purpose.
And of course, he ensures that the ring is practical. The setting is secureâhe is not about to give you a ring where the gemstone could possibly fall out. It is designed to be worn comfortably in daily life, because Damnatio refuses to be responsible for you losing a legally and emotionally significant object due to poor craftsmanshipâŚ
Now, when it comes to where he proposes, Damnatio is extremely deliberate. This moment is meant to be intimate, meaningful, and above all, private. The last thing he wants is some oblivious passerby ruining the gravity of the moment. Imagine someone sneezing mid-proposal? Or a random toddler screaming in the background? Injustice. He would literally have to take a moment to collect himself if that happened.
So he chooses a location that holds significance for the both of you. Perhaps it is late at night in his study, the room illuminated by the soft, flickering glow of candlelight. There is a quiet stillness in the air as he pours you both a cup of tea, the faint scent of parchment and ink lingering in the backgroundâa setting that feels wholly yours, untouched by the outside world.
Or maybe it happens during an evening walk through the palace gardens. The air is crisp, the stars bright against the dark sky, and the only sound is the rhythmic crunch of gravel beneath your steps.
Either way, Damnatio approaches this moment with the same weight and deliberation he applies to every decision in his lifeâexcept this time, itâs different. Itâs not a ruling, not a matter of law, not a carefully constructed verdictâitâs you. And that makes all the difference. There is still that unwavering sense of seriousness about him, but beneath it, there is something softer. Something human.
When he kneels, it is not because tradition dictates it. Damnatio Kira does not abide by unnecessary social customs simply for the sake of itâno, this is a deliberate act, a conscious decision. It is a gesture that holds meaning, a symbol of trust, of choosing you not because it is expected, but because he wants to.
He takes your hand in hisâhis grip firm yet careful, as if memorizing the feeling of your touch in this exact moment. His thumb brushes over your knuckles, a rare and unspoken tenderness in the gesture. Damnatio is not a man of unnecessary displays of affection, but this? This is different.
His sharp gaze locks onto yours, unwavering as ever, but this time, there is something else there. A rare, almost imperceptible vulnerability. Something unspoken yet deeply felt.
âI have found in you a partner,â he begins, his voice steady, measuredâbut there is a depth to it, a weight that cannot be ignored. âNot only in love, but in life. Someone whose presence brings clarity, whose mind challenges my own, whose heart has become an irreplaceable part of my existence.â
There is no grand, poetic declaration. No exaggerated flourishes of sentiment. Thatâs not who he is. But his words are chosen carefully, each one carrying the full weight of his emotions. Because Damnatio does not say things he does not mean.
âI wish to share my life with you,â he continues, his grip on your hand tightening just slightly. âNot as a duty, not as an obligation, but as my choice.â He draws in a breath, exhaling slowly, as if grounding himself in this moment. âWill you stand beside me? As my equal? As my spouse?â
The moment you say yes (cause youâre not going to say no, right??? RIGHT???), there is a pauseâa single breath of silence in which he processes your answer. And then, for the briefest of moments, something changes. The tension in his shoulders eases. His expression, typically composed and guarded, shiftsâjust enough for a rare, genuine emotion to break through. Relief. Certainty. And the smallest, but most profound, of smiles.
Now, on the surface, he appears as calm and composed as ever. But trust me, internally? The man was nervous. At least a little bit. Not because he doubted your answerâno, he had ensured that the probability of rejection was almost nonexistent (he probably ran the numbers on this in his head).
But because this is you. And despite all his careful planning, despite all his logic, nothing could fully prepare him for the sheer weight of feeling that overtakes him in this moment.
With deliberate care, he takes the ringâthe ring, the one he spent entirely too much time designing to perfectionâand slips it onto your finger. There is something almost ceremonial in the way he does it, as if sealing something far greater than just a commitment.
And then, in an uncharacteristically tender display, he lifts your hand to his lips, pressing a lingering kiss to the back of it. It is a rare, fleeting moment of open emotion, one he allows himself only because it is you.
SUMMARY: Basically, this is just them with a s/o thatâs similar to Princess Peach. You know, the pretty pink princess. Or at least somewhat like her. I donât know.
WARNINGS: FEMALE READER + OOC LAW I THINK OOPS + NOT PROOFREAD
CHARACTERS: SANJI, BUGGY, LAW
NOTES: First and last time writing for Law because I thought itâd be fun but I just got confused. I realize I know absolutely nothing about him.
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You carry yourself with an effortless grace that could make even the gruffest pirate pause mid-battle just to wonder, âAm I underdressed?â Your elegance isnât the flashy, over-the-top kind; itâs that natural kind that makes people straighten their shirts when you walk into a room.
Youâre warm, polite, and so endlessly charming that even the Heart Piratesâa group that probably considers a decent meal a luxuryâcanât help but adore you. They call you âthe sunshine of the Polar Tang,â mostly because you bring a level of civility and joy that their captain... well, doesnât exactly exude.
Youâve somehow become the balancing force to Lawâs constant âIâm-scheming-your-demiseâ aura. The guy broods enough to form a storm cloud, and there you are, quietly unraveling it by being genuinely delightful.
Now, letâs talk about the Peach energy, because itâs real. Despite your best efforts, you have a knack for finding yourself in situations.
Maybe you decided to help an old man cross the streetâonly for the old man to whip off a disguise, reveal heâs an infamous bounty hunter, and attempt to hold you hostage. Maybe you wanted to admire the ocean and accidentally got cornered by some rowdy pirates. Or maybe you thought that mysterious cave looked interesting, only for it to be filled with dangerous creatures. Whatever the scenario, chaos seems to have a crush on you.
To your credit, you donât intend to end up in trouble. You genuinely try to handle things on your ownâgiving it the old âI can do this!â attitudeâbut, unfortunately, youâre about as equipped for the pirate world as a peach in a blender. Whether itâs a horde of enemies or just a really strong gust of wind, the universe has decided that youâre going to need rescuing regularly.
Itâs not that youâre weakâyou just seem to attract danger like a magnet. And while youâd think Law might get fed up with playing knight in shining tattoos, he... doesnât. Not really.
Law gets it. Youâre fiercely independent and hate feeling like a burden, but he doesnât mind. In fact, itâs become an unspoken part of his routineârescue you, make sure youâre okay, then immediately lecture you in his usual monotone like he isnât already planning to do it all over again tomorrow. âYou could just stay where itâs safe,â heâll say, but his crew knows better. The man wouldnât know what to do with himself if you werenât around to keep him on edge.
Speaking of his crew, theyâve got opinions. Theyâll tease Law about how his stress levels visibly skyrocket whenever youâre out of sight. âWeâre basically your babysitters now, Captain,â Shachi will snicker, only to get a death glare so potent heâll âvoluntarilyâ go clean the shipâs engine room.
Secretly, though, theyâre obsessed with you. You bring a softness to their rough pirate livesâsomething none of them realized they needed until you came along.
And Law, for all his grumpiness, is no different. Heâs fiercely protective of you, even if heâd rather keelhaul himself than admit how much you mean to him out loud. Heâll stay up all night planning out ways to keep you safe while muttering about how âthis wouldnât be an issue if youâd just listen,â but deep down, heâs relieved to have someone like you in his life. Because no matter how much trouble you attract, your presence reminds him thereâs still warmth and light in a world as cold and brutal as his.
The way you and Law met probably felt like something out of a storybook... if the storybook had a lot more pirates, Marines, and chaos than romance.
Maybe your quiet, peaceful life was abruptly thrown into disarrayâan attack on your village, a chance encounter while you were trying to mind your own business, or one of those classic pirate mix-ups where everyone assumes youâre hiding some sort of secret treasure.
Whatever it was, Law inevitably ended up stepping in. At first glance, you two couldnât seem more differentâheâs brooding and calculating, while youâre so kind-hearted and optimistic that you practically radiate sunshine. Itâs the kind of contrast that could make people scratch their heads and wonder, âHow does this even work?â
At first, Law definitely wrote you off as just another naĂŻve civilian who had no idea how dangerous the world could be. His brain probably went into full judgment mode, thinking, This oneâs not going to last a week out here.
But life has a funny way of humbling even the most jaded pirate captain, and it wasnât long before Law realized how wrong he was about you. Beneath all that sweetness and softness lies a quiet strength that caught him completely off guard. Youâre not delicate or cluelessâyouâve just decided to meet the worldâs cruelty with unyielding compassion, which, frankly, is a concept that makes Lawâs brain short-circuit. He respects it, though. Deeply. And before he knows it, the walls he spent years building start to crack under the sheer force of your kindness.
It was inevitable, really. Youâre the sun to his storm cloudâbright, warm, and kind of annoying when you shine directly in his eyes, but also the one thing he didnât realize he needed.
The crew loves to joke that youâre a âwalking Vitamin D supplementâ for their perpetually moody captain, and while Law might roll his eyes at the teasing, even he canât deny how much youâve changed his life. You have this uncanny ability to bring out the best in others, even when theyâre at their worst, and thatâs not something Law takes lightly. In his pragmatic, often dark world, youâre his light, whether he admits it or not.
Your relentless optimism baffles him at first. Like, how? How? Youâre staring down danger or watching plans fall apart, and youâre still looking for the silver lining. Law probably had a full existential crisis the first time you smiled in the middle of a mess and said, âItâs going to be okay!â because his natural response is âNo, itâs not!â
But over time, heâs come to find it endearingâcomforting, even. Itâs one of the countless little things about you that heâs grown to admire. Though heâd rather perform surgery on himself than say that out loud.
Law is reserved when it comes to showing affection, but his actions speak volumes. While he might not be the type to openly gush about his feelings, heâs constantly looking out for you.
From small gestures like making sure youâve eaten to big ones like moving mountains (or enemies) to keep you safe, heâs always finding ways to show how much he cares. If youâre cold, heâll drape his coat over your shoulders without a word. If youâre hurt, heâll fuss over you in his usual deadpan wayââYou need to be more careful. No, Iâm not overreacting. Youâre at risk of breaking half your bones.â The crew loves to poke fun at how much attention he pays to you, but everyone knows thatâs just Lawâs way of loving you: quiet, steady, and unwavering.
Your views on Law? Oh, you see right through that stoic, unapproachable exterior. To most people, heâs all sharp edges and cool detachmentâa brilliant tactician, yes, but also the kind of person who could silence a room just by looking at someone the wrong way.
But to you? Heâs so much more than the quiet, brooding captain everyone else sees. You understand the weight he carriesâthe pain, the responsibility, and the sheer gravity of being the one everyone depends on. You admire his intelligence, his leadership, and the way he shoulders burdens most would crumble under without ever complaining (well, maybe a little grumbling). Heâs not just strongâheâs steady, and thatâs something youâve always respected about him.
Of course, youâre not blind to his flaws. Law is... letâs call it a work in progress when it comes to emotional vulnerability. Heâs about as expressive as a brick wall most days, and youâve definitely had moments where youâve wanted to grab him by the shoulders and shout, âJust tell me how you feel already!â But youâre patient with him, because you know that for someone like Law, even the tiniest emotional crack is a big deal.
You cherish those rare moments when he lets his guard down around youâwhen he trusts you enough to let you see the parts of himself he hides from the rest of the world. Maybe itâs a quiet confession late at night, or a small, almost imperceptible smile he saves just for you. Whatever it is, you hold onto those moments like treasures, because you know how much they mean.
You have your own way of easing his burdens, and itâs nothing grand or flashy. You donât push or nag (okay, maybe a little nagging when heâs been awake for 48 hours straight). Instead, you remind him in gentle ways that he doesnât have to carry everything alone.
Youâll drop by his workbench with a cup of tea, remind him to rest, or place a hand on his shoulder when he looks like heâs about to overthink himself into oblivion. Sometimes, you donât even say anythingâjust being there, offering quiet support, is enough to make him realize he doesnât always have to be the one in control.
Now, when it comes to affection, Law is... restrained, to put it kindly. Public displays? Not happening. But behind closed doors? Oh, heâs a different story. Heâs still reservedâthis is Law weâre talking aboutâbut thereâs a tenderness in the way he shows his love.
Heâll lace his fingers with yours as you sit together in comfortable silence, or press a soft, lingering kiss to your forehead. His way of loving you is subtle but deeply meaningful, and you wouldnât trade it for the world.
You, on the other hand, are a little more open about your affectionâokay, a lot more open. Youâre the type to surprise him with hugs, plant kisses on his cheek out of nowhere, and generally throw him completely off his game. And while he pretends to be exasperated by your spontaneous affectionâcue the obligatory âYouâre ridiculousâ mutteringsâheâs terrible at hiding how much he secretly loves it. The faint smile tugging at his lips or the way his hand always instinctively finds your waist when you hug him? Dead giveaways. Letâs face it: Lawâs not fooling anyone, least of all you.
And oh boy, letâs talk about the crew, because the Heart Pirates? They are obsessed with you.
From the moment you stepped onto the Polar Tang, you had them wrapped around your finger without even trying. Your sweet, nurturing nature has made you the unofficial âmomâ of the crew, which is hilarious considering how technically Law is supposed to be the one keeping them in line.
They come to you for everythingâadvice, comfort, snacks, or just to share some ridiculous story about the latest misadventure they got themselves into. Youâve somehow managed to make a group of hardened pirates feel like a bunch of overgrown kids who want nothing more than to make you smile.
And Bepo? Oh, Bepo is ridiculously attached to you. From the second he saw you in your lovely pink dress, looking like youâd wandered straight out of a fairy tale, he was done for. He absolutely adores how you always have a kind word, a warm smile, or a head pat just for him. Bepo is basically your big, fuzzy bodyguard whenever Law isnât around (or even when Law is around). He also thinks you and Law are the perfect matchâheâll tell anyone whoâll listen about how opposites attract and how your warmth balances out Lawâs âgrumpy geniusâ vibes. Itâs honestly adorable how much he ships you two.
Shachi and Penguin? Oh they are living for the dynamic between you and Law. They love to tease their captain about how heâs gone soft since meeting you, constantly throwing out little comments like, âCaptain, you used to glare at everyone. Now you just glare at everyone except her.â Or, âWow, she must be magic, because I havenât seen you scowl in at least 30 seconds.â
But hereâs the thingâthey genuinely adore you. Youâre like the heart of the crew (pun fully intended), and theyâd do anything to keep you happy. If youâre ever feeling down, Shachi and Penguin are the first to spring into action, whether itâs telling ridiculous jokes, pulling silly stunts, or just being their usual chaotic selves until you laugh. Seeing you happy makes their day, and theyâd probably fight a Sea King if it meant keeping that smile on your face.
Honestly, youâve somehow managed to charm the entire Heart Pirates into becoming your biggest fans, and even Lawâstoic, unflappable Lawâcanât help but appreciate how much brighter life aboard the Polar Tang feels with you around.
Youâve got a serious knack for decorating, and it shows. Somehow, youâve managed to turn the submarine into a cozy little floating home. The crew is obsessed with all the small, thoughtful touches you addâlike fresh flowers in makeshift vases, cute curtains in the kitchen (Shachi swears they make the food taste better), and even little seasonal decorations.
During holidays, the Polar Tang becomes the most festive pirate ship on the Grand Line, and youâre the mastermind behind it all. Even Law, who claims not to care about âfrivolous distractions,â canât help but notice how much more inviting the ship feels since you came aboard. Not that heâd ever admit it out loud.
Youâre also ridiculously good at calming Law down, which is nothing short of miraculous given his stress levels. The man is like a tightly wound spring 90% of the time, but you? You have this uncanny ability to bring him back to earth.
Maybe itâs the way youâll gently massage his shoulders when heâs been hunched over maps and medical charts for hours, or the way youâll sit beside him in complete silence while he worksâjust being there seems to soothe him. He wonât say it, of course, but heâs pretty sure youâre the only reason he hasnât had a full-blown stress-induced meltdown yet. The crew has even started calling you âCaptainâs secret remedy,â though theyâre careful not to say it where Law can hear.
Now, letâs talk about your wandering habit, because oh boy, does it keep the crew on their toes. You have this tendency to get distracted by anything interestingâan unusual flower, a cool-looking rock, or even just a particularly fluffy cloudâand before anyone knows it, youâre gone. Cue the Heart Pirates scrambling around, shouting your name and looking like a bunch of worried kids searching for their lost mom in a mall.
Law? He tries to stay calm, but you can practically feel the vein popping in his forehead as he orders the crew to split up and find you. When they do (usually with Bepo carrying you back like a lost kitten), Law gives you an exasperated scolding that starts with something like, âDo you have any idea how dangerous it is to wander off?â But itâs always painfully obvious that heâs more relieved than angry. His voice softens by the end, and if you look closely, you can even catch a flicker of a smile as he mutters something about how impossible you are.
Oh, speaking of getting lostâletâs talk about the real issue here: the number of dangerous situations you somehow manage to find yourself in. Law is constantly on edge whenever youâre in danger, and honestly, at this point, the crew has an ongoing bet on how many seconds itâll take before he snaps and goes full Surgeon of Death mode to get you back.
The moment someone even thinks about threatening you, Law is already five steps ahead, scalpel in hand, ready to annihilate whoever was foolish enough to try. Pirates? Gone. Marines? Bye. A particularly aggressive seagull that got a little too close? Room. Shambles. That seagull is now halfway across the Grand Line.
And look, you hate being the damsel in distress. Youâre not some fragile thing that needs constant saving, and you do try to handle things yourself. But the pirate world is insane, and sometimes you just canât help it!
The good thing is, Law never makes you feel weak or incapable. He doesnât belittle you, doesnât act like youâre some helpless porcelain dollâhe just reminds you (in his usual grumpy but affectionate way) that itâs okay to rely on him and the crew.
Heâs not protecting you because he thinks you canât handle yourselfâheâs doing it because the thought of losing you? Absolutely unacceptable. Youâre his heart, and if that means going overboard every now and then to keep you safe, well⌠thatâs just part of the deal.
Overall, Law is an absolute sweetheart when it comes to you, even if he pretends otherwise. He may act all stoic and indifferent around others, but the moment youâre involved? The man is whipped. The crew knows it, Bepo knows it, even the enemies that Law obliterates in your name know it.
And believe me, you are the only pretty pink princess who has his heart. There is no competition. You have officially claimed the Surgeon of Death, and at this point, not even the Grim Reaper himself could pry him away from you.
ă BUGGY ăęŞŕ§
Buggy, being Buggy, has extremely mixed feelings about this whole situationâabout youâthough not in a bad way. Well, actually, sometimes in a bad way, but only because his life expectancy has taken a serious hit since you waltzed into it.
On one hand, you are the perfect âtrophyâ partnerâthe kind that makes people do a double take and wonder how in the world Buggy the Clown pulled that. Youâre beautiful, graceful, and beloved by everyone, which does absolute wonders for his ego. He loves parading you around like his greatest treasure, soaking in the envy of every poor soul who lays eyes on you. Look at this, losers! I bagged royalty!
On the other hand? You are the single greatest headache of his life. You attract trouble like a magnet, and it drives him absolutely insane.
Why is everyone and their mother trying to kidnap you? Why do you always end up in some ridiculous perilous situation that he has to fix? At this point, he might as well hand out numbered tickets to your kidnappers like a circus concession stand.
Every other day, heâs busting down doors, sword-fighting goons, and yelling âHANDS OFF MY PRINCESS!â like a deranged theater actor. He likes showing off, sure, but even he has a limit. He doesnât know whether to bask in the glory of saving you again or throw a tantrum over the fact that you needed saving again. Heâs a pirate, not a babysitter! But heaven forbid anyone else call you helpless, because then heâs suddenly giving a dramatic speech about how strong and amazing you are.
Your first encounter with Buggy was, predictably, a disaster. Maybe you accidentally wandered into his territory, blissfully unaware of how much danger you were supposed to be in, and Buggyâbeing the opportunistic showman that he isâimmediately saw an easy hostage situation.
Jackpot!
You were obviously important, and he could already hear the ka-ching of ransom money pouring in. He was fully prepared to be all menacing and pirate-yâcackling, monologuing, the whole shebangâbut then you ruined everything.
You didnât scream. You didnât beg for mercy. You didnât even flinch. Instead, you smiled sweetly at him, like he was some street performer you just happened upon, andâget thisâyou complimented his outfit. His outfit. Nobody ever did that. People either trembled in fear, scoffed at him, or called him a clown (which, yeah, but still). And here you were, looking like you stepped out of a fairytale, treating him like he was some dashing nobleman instead of a loud-mouthed pirate with a detachable head.
Buggy was, for lack of a better word, malfunctioning. His jaw practically hit the floor (literallyâit detached).
Who were you?! Some weird, sheltered royal with no sense of self-preservation? Some actual goddess in disguise? The fact that you spoke to him so normallyâso politely, evenâcompletely fried his brain. And then, the unthinkable happened: he got flustered. Him! Buggy the Clown! Flustered! He had half a mind to throw you off his ship just to regain control of the situation.
At first, Buggy assumed you were just another soft, naive little thing with no clue how the real world worked. That was fineâheâd met plenty of those before. He figured youâd either bore him quickly or crumble at the first sign of real danger. But nope.
Nope.
The more time he spent with you, the more you confused him. Yes, you were gentle, sweet, and impossibly kind, but there was something else beneath all that frilly perfection. A quiet resilience that he couldnât wrap his head around.
You werenât afraid of him. Not even a little. And worse? You saw him. Really saw him. Past all the bravado, the exaggerated theatrics, and the over-the-top confidence. You looked at him like he was someone worth looking at, and it scared the hell out of him. He didnât know whether to gloat or run for his life.
And then, before he even realized what was happeningâBOOM! The clown fell in love. Hard. Like, face-first into a pie-level hard. And it was maddening. How dare you be so effortlessly enchanting?! How dare you make him feel things?! Heâs supposed to be the one dazzling you, not the other way around!
But now here he is, tripping over his own feet to impress you, overcompensating with twice the usual theatrics, and begrudgingly coming to terms with the fact that heâs completely whipped.
Throughout your relationship, Buggy viewed you as someone delicateâsomeone fragile, someone who needed him. A perfect, soft little thing who required his protection, his guidance, his leadership. And, oh boy, did that do wonders for his ego. Having someone as refined and stunning as you hanging onto his every word? Clinging to him like he was the only thing standing between you and total disaster? Chefâs kiss. Absolutely intoxicating. He practically preened under the idea of being your big, strong, capable pirate protector.
It was perfectâuntil it wasnât. Because, to his utter horror, you were not as helpless as he originally thought. Sure, you still got into trouble more often than any reasonable person should, but the way you handled it threw him completely off.
Most people would scream, cry, or crumble under pressure. Not you. No, you had this weird, infuriating, utterly baffling ability to remain kind and optimistic no matter whatâand it messed with his entire worldview.
Youâd be in the middle of a hostage situation, tied up in some dingy shipâs hull, and instead of panicking, youâd justâcasually compliment the dĂŠcor. âOh, I love what youâve done with the place! Very rustic!ââlike you were at some fancy dinner party instead of a literal life-or-death situation. Buggy, watching this unfold from his hiding spot, would be losing his absolute mind. Like, hello?! Are you seeing the same situation heâs seeing?! Heâs over here preparing a flashy, show-stopping rescue mission, and youâre out here making small talk with your captors.
It took him way too long to realize that your strength wasnât in fightingâit was in the way you never let the world break you. You didnât need to swing a sword or punch someone through a wall though that would be hot, not gonna lie; you had this unyielding belief that peopleâeven himâcould be good. And that? That was terrifying.
Because then came the worst part. The part that really, really messed him up. Your affection. Your genuine, unshakable kindness toward him.
Buggy is used to being feared. Mocked. Looked down upon. Heâs had people laugh at him, insult him, call him a jokeâbut you? You never did. You never treated him like he was lesser. Instead, you looked at him like he was someone worth believing in. Someone important. And he hated it. (He did NOT hate it.)
Cue him absolutely breaking down in the dumbest, most Buggy way possible. Youâd gently cup his face, look at him with those big, soft, loving eyes, and tell him how much you believe in himâand this man would be fighting for his life not to sob uncontrollably on the spot. Heâd let out the most choked-up, high-pitched laugh and be like, âHah?! W-What kinda dumb thing is that to say?!â while his lips tremble and his whole body visibly shakes.
âOi, quit lookinâ at me like that!â heâd snap, dramatically throwing a hand over his face like some tragic, heartbroken theater actor. âIâI donât need thisâDONâT YOU DARE START HUGGINâ MEâoh, dammitââ (he is now sobbing into your shoulder.)
You see right through Buggy. Every over-the-top gesture, every dramatic monologue, every flamboyant display of confidenceâyou know whatâs really going on beneath all that. Buggy is loud, flashy, and demands attention, but underneath the showmanship? Heâs insecure as hell. He craves recognition like itâs air, and if heâs not the center of attention, heâs spiraling into a full-blown existential crisis.
You adore his charisma, you admire his ambitionâbut you also know exactly when to call him out on his nonsense. When heâs standing on a crate, making some absurd proclamation about being the greatest pirate to ever live, youâre the one sighing in the background like, âUh-huh. And how exactly are we paying for food this week, O Mighty Captain?â
He hates when you ruin his âmoment,â but also? He lives for the back-and-forth. If anyone else interrupted his grandstanding, heâd throw a fitâbut when you do it? Heâll grumble, roll his eyes, and let you get away with it. (Not because heâs whipped, shut up.)
Despite all his flaws, you find his energy downright refreshing. Life with Buggy is never boringâhow could it be when youâre dating a human fireworks display? His dramatic nature makes even the most mundane situations feel like some kind of high-stakes performance.
He canât just walk into a roomâhe bursts in like heâs making his grand entrance at a royal ball. He doesnât just get annoyedâhe throws himself to the ground like a soccer player taking a dive, dramatically clutching his chest like heâs moments away from death.
And the worst part? Itâs contagious. You should be exasperated, but half the time, youâre laughing instead. When he flops onto the deck and wails, âI CANâT GO ONâTHIS IS THE END FOR MEââ youâre just like, âOh no, my poor tragic prince, whatever shall I do?â while fanning him with a banana leaf.
And Buggy? He eats it up. Absolutely thrives on it. If you play along, he gets ten times worseâsuddenly, heâs swooning into your arms like a melodramatic noblewoman in a soap opera, milking the attention for all itâs worth. Heâll groan, âI am but a weak, delicate soul, my loveâkiss me before I fade awayââ while peeking to make sure youâre actually entertained by his nonsense.
But beyond the theatrics, you admire something much deeperâhis resilience. For all his bluster and exaggeration, Buggy has something that genuinely impresses you: he never stays down. The world constantly underestimates him. Heâs been knocked off his pedestal more times than he can count. Heâs been beaten, humiliated, betrayedâand yet, he always finds a way to claw his way back up.
You see what others donâtâthe sheer determination it takes to keep going when the world insists youâre a joke. And maybe thatâs why, even when heâs being the most ridiculous man alive, you canât help but love him for it.
Buggy is an absolute menace when it comes to showing you off. If you think youâre gonna get a humble, lowkey boyfriend who keeps things privateâthink again. This man will take every possible opportunity to brag about how he âsnagged the most gorgeous, elegant woman in the entire worldâ like he just won the grand prize at a legendary treasure hunt. And if anyoneâANYONEâdares to so much as breathe in a way that implies disagreement? Oh, theyâre dead to him. Immediately. Gone. Erased from existence!
âHUH?! EXCUSE ME?! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT MY LADY?!â Heâll physically step in front of you, arms spread wide like a human barricade, as if some poor soul just committed the crime of the century by not gasping in awe at your presence. âOH, IâM SORRY, DID I HEAR SOMEONE IMPLY SHEâS ANYTHING LESS THAN A PERFECT, DROP-DEAD, SHOW-STOPPING GODDESS?!â (No one actually said that, but Buggy felt the disrespect in the air.)
He is INSANELY possessive. The man is a walking âDO NOT TOUCHâ sign when it comes to you. If another pirate so much as looks at you for too long, itâs over. Expect immediate chaos. Heâll be up in their face in seconds, waving his arms around, yelling at full volume.
âTHE HELL ARE YOU STARINâ AT, HUH?! SHEâS TAKEN! DO I NEED TO CARVE IT INTO YOUR FOREHEAD?!â If the other guy even blinks wrong, Buggy is already throwing punches (or dramatically detaching his hand to slap them from across the room). It doesnât matter if the âthreatâ was literally just some confused shopkeeper trying to hand you changeâBuggy will find a reason to make it a fight. Unless you put him back in his place and tell him to cut it out.
And for all his big talk and theatrics in public? Behind closed doors, heâs a total clingy mess. The moment the two of you are alone, all that bravado goes straight out the window. Heâs like a needy catâone second heâs acting all high and mighty, the next heâs practically melting into you, desperate for affection.
You two arenât just loversâyouâre hair-care buddies! Youâll sit between his legs, and heâll hum dramatically while gently brushing your hair, saying stuff like, âA princess like you deserves the best, babe, and lucky for you, I got impeccable taste.â And in return? You get full access to his hair. Want to brush it? Go for it. Want to braid it? Absolutely. Want to tie it into the most ridiculous hairstyle imaginable just to mess with him? Cat ears? Pigtails? A tiny crown made of hair clips? Be his guest. Heâll grumble the entire time, but he secretly loves the attention. Just donât tell anyone.
Now, if heâs feeling down? Oh, you better be ready for the most dramatic, Oscar-worthy performance of your life. Buggy does not suffer in silence. Ever. If heâs upset, you will know. Because the moment he senses a bad mood coming on, he will throw himself directly onto your lap with the biggest sigh known to mankind.
âUghhhhhh⌠life is so hard⌠I am but a shell of my former, glorious self⌠will no one take pity on this tragic soulâŚ?â (He says this while looking directly at you, waiting for you to shower him with affection.)
If you donât immediately start pampering him? He will complain until you do. Youâll be sitting there, minding your business, and heâll dramatically shift around, groaning louder and louder like heâs physically dying until you acknowledge his suffering.
He wonât say âgive me attentionâ outright, but he will whine until you start running your fingers through his hair, kissing his forehead, or calling him handsome.
And once you do start giving him love? Game over.
This man melts. Absolute putty in your hands. You cup his face and call him handsome? Heâs turning bright red, gripping your sleeves like you just saved his entire existence. If you kiss his nose? He short-circuits. Heâll grumble, âTch, yeah, whatever,â but his eyes are literally sparkling and heâs holding back the biggest, goofiest smile.
Buggy the Clown: the worldâs most chaotic, over-the-top, dramatic pirate captain⌠and also the neediest, clingiest mess of a man when it comes to you.
Got it! Hereâs the longer, funnier, and more dramatic version, keeping everyone strictly in character:
Buggyâs crew adores you. And when I say adores, I mean they practically worship the ground you walk on. They donât just see you as Buggyâs partnerâthey see you as their Princess. The Princess of the Buggy Pirates, if you will. And sure, technically Buggy never officially gave you that title, but when has his crew ever needed permission to do anything that involves excessive fanfare and dramatics?
They treat you with the same level of respect (and fear) that they do Buggy. If Buggy says something, they listen. If you say something, they listen harder. Because letâs be realâBuggy yells at them constantly, and at this point, theyâre desensitized.
But you? You say something in that sweet, polite voice of yours, and suddenly theyâre all standing up straighter, fixing their posture, and saluting like they just got orders from a Celestial Dragon.
You have the ability to turn even the roughest, most hardened pirates into absolute putty. Weâre talking about men who have committed actual crimesâburly, terrifying, bloodthirsty guys with scars, missing teeth, and bounty posters longer than a grocery list. But the moment you acknowledge them? Instant personality shift.
Picture this: The meanest, gruffest, buffest, scariest man on the crew. This guy is 24/7 glaring, arms crossed, permanent scowlâsomeone who looks like he eats nails for breakfast. The kind of man who could break a cannon in half with his bare hands.
And then you, all sweet and polite, walk up to him and say something as simple as: âOh, youâre working so hard today! Thank you for everything you do.â
This absolute mountain of a man suddenly goes completely still. His pupils dilate. His grip tightens on whatever unfortunate object he was holding (RIP to that barrelâhe just crushed it in his hands). And then, slowly, like a glitching machine, he turns to look at you.
And then? Cue the big, admiring, starry anime eyes of awe.
This brick wall of a manâthis terrifying pirate who could probably bench press the entire shipâjust went from âI will gut you where you standâ to âI would lay down my life for you, my lady.â Instantly.
And this isnât a one-time thing. The crew as a whole operates like this. If you so much as ask for something, they will trip over themselves trying to make it happen.
You want a drink? Theyâre sprinting to get you the finest one on board. Youâre feeling cold? Suddenly, there are ten jackets being thrown onto you, and now youâre buried in layers like some kind of overstuffed marshmallow. You need help carrying something? Donât even think about itâthere are six guys already rushing to do it for you.
Buggy HATES how much they love you. Not because he doesnât want you to be adored (his ego thrives on it), but because he was supposed to be the center of attention. But now? Now he has to compete with you for his own crewâs admiration. And the worst part? They listen to you more than they listen to him!
âHEY! IâM YOUR CAPTAIN! I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND HERE!â
âYes, of course, Captain!â (But theyâre still looking at you like a bunch of lovesick puppies.)
If Buggy really wants to get under their skin, heâll try to make you look like the bad guy (which NEVER works).
âYou know, sheâs not actually a princess.â
âSheâs practically a queen, Captain.â
âSHE IS NOT A QUEEN EITHERââ
The crew is 100% convinced that you and Buggy are a âpower couple.â And not in the fearsome, terrifying wayâno, they see you both as something straight out of a dramatic romance novel. The chaotic, flashy pirate king and his elegant, graceful princess. One of the crew members is probably writing fanfiction about you two. Itâs only a matter of time before you find it.
One time, in your usual sweet and thoughtful way, you noticed how exhausted the crew looked after working all day. So, like the absolute angel you are, you innocently asked, âWould you all like a break? You look so tired!â And in one single, synchronized movement, the entire crew dropped what they were doing, threw their tools aside, and immediately slumped onto the deck like puppets with their strings cut.
Buggy, standing there with his arms crossed like some sort of divine overlord, exploded. âSHE DOESNâT GIVE THE ORDERSâI DO!!!â He screeched so loudly that birds scattered from the mast.
But did the crew listen to him? Nope. They were already getting comfy, stretching, and even pulling out snacks like this was a fully sanctioned break. Even Buggy begrudgingly flopped onto his chair, arms crossed, grumbling to himself as he sulked.
You once tried cooking for the crew, and letâs just sayâŚit was an experience. Visually? A masterpiece. A gorgeous display of food that looked like it came straight out of a gourmet magazine. Taste-wise? A biohazard.
Buggy, ever the showman and ever the fool in love, forced himself to eat it just to impress you. His face twitched with every bite, his pupils dilated in what could only be described as sheer survival mode, and he was sweating bullets. âM-Mmm! Delicious! So, uhâso much flavor! So manyâŚlayers!â
Meanwhile, the rest of the crew, seeing their captain suffering, knew they had no choice but to also play along. Cue a bunch of hardened pirates shoveling your food into their mouths while physically shaking, giving you pained thumbs-ups. They all absolutely got food poisoning that night, but not a single one of them would ever dare tell you.
Someone once tried to kidnap you, and by now, Buggyâs used to this happening (because of course it does). But when he finally stormed in to rescue youâred-faced, knives out, ready to annihilate whoever was foolish enough to steal his princessâhe was not expecting to find you casually sitting with your captors, drinking tea and laughing.
The kidnappers, now looking incredibly guilty and awkward, apologized the moment Buggy arrived, practically bowing to you like they were the ones who had been held hostage.
You always fix Buggyâs makeup when it smudges. No matter how much he pouts, whines, or tries to insist that heâs perfectly capable of fixing it himself, he never stops you. Youâll gently tilt his chin, dabbing away at the mess with a soft touch, and the whole time heâs sitting there grumblingâbut if you look closely, youâll see that his ears are bright red.
Buggy will throw hands with anyone who makes you upset. It doesnât matter who or what it isâif it upset you, itâs getting obliterated. A waiter gave you the wrong drink? That restaurant is dead to him! Someone accidentally bumped into you? They just signed their death warrant! If he so much as suspects someone hurt your feelings, heâs immediately demanding names. âWHO DID IT?! POINT âEM OUT! IâLL KILL âEM!â And you have to physically restrain him from declaring war over something as minor as a slightly rude comment.
Despite his dramatic nature, Buggy actually listens to you. Not that heâll admit it, of course. Heâll put up a big show about grumbling, rolling his eyes, and making a huge fussâbut if you really insist on something? He will grudgingly go along with it.
Like that time you sweetly asked him to wear a different hat because his usual one clashed with his outfit. He acted like it was a massive inconvenience, but the next day? New hat.
You have a habit of wandering off, and it drives Buggy up the wall. One moment youâre right there next to him, and the next? Gone. Cue instant panic. Buggy screaming at the top of his lungs, âWHERE THE HELL DID SHE GO?!â before frantically flailing around in full search mode.
You love dressing Buggy up, and while he acts like heâs too cool for it, he secretly loves the attention. Fancy hats? Done. Dramatic capes? Absolutely. But the peak of this happened one fateful day when you placed a sparkly tiara on his head.
And Buggy? The man who could yell and argue about anything? Completely. Silent.
His brain? Fully short-circuited. The second you placed it on his head and said, âOh! You look so cute!â this alleged fearsome pirate captain malfunctioned. Face bright red, jaw slack, eyes wide in absolute horror because why did he like that so much??
Overall, being with Buggy is chaotic, ridiculous, and absolutely hilarious. You are the gentle, elegant counterbalance to his loud, over-the-top personality, and despite all his theatrics, he adores you with every fiber of his being. Sure, you might get into trouble more often than anyone reasonably should, but at the end of the day, Buggy wouldnât have it any other way.
Because honestly? Whatâs the point of being the most flashy, spectacular pirate in the world⌠if he doesnât have the perfect, pretty pink princess by his side?
ă SANJI ăęŞŕ§
This man is not okay.
Like, genuinely, medically, psychologically, spiritually not okay when it comes to you.
The words feral, deranged, unhinged, down bad, and crazy donât even do it justice.
If you think Sanji is a mess around women in general, congratulationsâyou have unlocked Sanji: Special Deluxe Insanity Edition.
He is completely, utterly, unapologetically gone for you. You breathe? He swoons. You blink? He faints. You so much as glance in his direction? Congratulations, you have turned one Sanji into a malfunctioning, nosebleeding disaster. Donât worry, thoughâheâs not too bad. I think. Maybe. Who knowsâŚ
The first time Sanji saw you? Oh, you ruined him. Destroyed him. Rewired his entire brain chemistry.
The crew had stopped at a small island, maybe a cozy little town where you happened to be working, minding your own lovely, elegant, fairy-tale-esque business. And thenâBAM! Love at first sight. If Sanjiâs heart normally flutters around women, then congratulations, you just shot it clean out of his chest with a bazooka.
The moment Sanji first saw you, everything stopped. His body? Completely frozen. His cigarette? Slipped right from his lips, landing somewhere he would absolutely not notice for another five minutes. And thenâBOOM. His heart? Gone!!!! Shot straight out of his chest like an ACME missile, probably crashing into the nearest building. His brain? Fully out of commission. And then, to top it all off, cue the most dramatic nosebleed of his entire lifeâthis wasnât just a little trickle; this was a full-blown, send-him-into-the-atmosphere, catastrophic event. He practically stumbled forward, one hand over his heart, the other reaching toward you like some tragic, love-struck hero in a soap opera.
The air sparkles. Thereâs a soft pink glow surrounding you. The background music shifts into some dreamy, whimsical waltz. You might as well be making your grand entrance in a Disney movie because, to him, you are nothing short of royalty. In fact, if you told him right then and there that you were an actual princess, this man wouldnât even question it. Heâd just nod, drop to one knee, and declare his eternal devotion, already planning what title heâll take when he inevitably becomes your prince consort.
âA-AHâM-M-MY SWEET, PERFECT GODDESS! A VISION OF DIVINITY HAS BLESSED ME TODAY! HAVE I DIED?! AM I IN HEAVEN?! BECAUSE SURELYâSURELY, AN ANGEL HAS DESCENDED BEFORE MEââ
And you? Being the ever-polite, ever-graceful, ever-elegant soul that you are, simply blinked at him, your head tilting slightly in surprise before you smiled sweetly andâoh no. Oh NO. You thanked him for the compliment. You thanked him. Like a gentle, radiant sunbeam personified, your soft-spoken voice graced his ears with a sweet and simple âOh, how kind of you! Thank you very much.â
This almost killed him on the spot. No, literally. His soul left his body. His knees buckled. His vision blurred. This wasnât just love at first sightâthis was love at first potential cardiac arrest.
At first, Sanjiâs ridiculous level of flirtation was⌠a lot. The constant declarations of love, the dramatic gestures, the poetry recited at sunrise in your honorâit was overwhelming.
But the more time you spent with him, the more you realizedâhe actually means every word. This isnât just some fleeting infatuation or shallow admirationâSanji genuinely respects you. Sure, he practically melts whenever he looks at you, but his adoration goes way beyond that. He doesnât just see beauty; he sees you. Your kindness, your warmth, your way of making others feel at easeâhe treasures all of it. Even if you arenât a literal princess, he knows you have the heart of one, and that is what makes you truly radiant in his eyes.
And then when you joined the Straw Hats? Whether you were running from danger or just wanted adventure, Sanji was absolutely, completely, and unapologetically losing his mind.
This was it. His dream scenario. A pretty pink princess was now officially a member of the crew, and he did not know how to act. Protecting you? Yes. Cooking for you? Obviously. Showering you with compliments every second of every day? A moral obligation. You could literally just be standing there, doing nothing, and Sanji would be twirling around, gushing about how your mere presence brings grace to the ship.
You are not just his crush. You are his goddess, his queen, his princess, his absolute reason for breathing. He worships the ground you walk on. He treats you with so much respect, admiration, and devotion that itâs honestly impressive he hasnât physically ascended to another plane of existence just from looking at you for too long.
You think the stars are beautiful? No, you are more dazzling. The moon? Pales in comparison to your glow. The sun? An amateur next to you. Everything poetic and grand in the universe? Just a weak attempt to capture your radiance. And of course, princess or not, you are the most exquisite, elegant, perfect royal figure to ever existâand obviously, every princess needs a gallant, dashing, unwaveringly loyal knight, right? Ahem. Itâs him. He is the knight.
That being said, Sanji is on duty 24/7. The moment any danger even dares to think about approaching you? Forget it. The second something shady happens, he transforms from charming, flirtatious gentleman to deadly, no-nonsense warrior in half a second.
The smirk is gone. The cigarette burns a little hotter. His stance shifts, and suddenly, he is 1000% ready to kick a hole through the planet if it means keeping you safe. If anyone so much as looks at you wrong, thatâs their problem. (And by âproblem,â I mean âthey will be airborne in the next two seconds via a Sanji roundhouse kick.â)
Sanji is the very definition of a hopeless romantic, and when it comes to you, he does not hold back. Every single day, he finds some way to shower you with loveâwhether itâs breakfast in bed, candlelit dinners, or heartfelt love notes tucked into your belongings. Heâs always thinking of you, always scheming up some grand romantic gesture to make you swoon.
And the best part? Heâs so damn smooth about it. Youâll casually reach into your pocket andâoh? Whatâs this? A beautifully written letter describing in agonizingly poetic detail how much he loves you? Complete with your favorite flower pressed into the paper?
Watching him cook is a full-on event for you. The way he moves in the kitchen? Absolutely mesmerizing. Itâs like an art formâgraceful, effortless, hypnotic. You could sit there for hours just admiring the way he chops, stirs, and plates every dish with such precision. And you make sure to praise him every chance you get, because not only does he deserve it, but his reactions are priceless.
Compliment him just a little, and heâs already twirling with hearts in his eyes, giggling like a schoolgirl in love. Tell him his food is the best youâve ever had, and heâs gripping onto the counter for dear life, blushing so hard itâs a miracle he doesnât burst into flames on the spot.
Sanji is obsessive about your happiness. If you even hint that something is wrong, he will drop everything to fix it. You could cough slightly in the distance, and suddenly heâs at your side with tea, soup, a blanket, and an emergency medical team which he may or may not have just bribed into being on standby.
It doesnât matter if heâs half-dead, bleeding out, literally moments from collapsingâif you so much as sigh in a way that suggests youâre upset, he is UP.
He could be seconds from blacking out, but if you look even slightly troubled, suddenly heâs got a second wind, moving at the speed of light to solve whatever has made you frown. Because if youâre not happy? Nothing in the world is right. And if you laugh? If you smile at something heâs done? Thatâs it. Heâs dead. Youâve killed him. His soul has left his body. Heâs gone. Take him. Take everything. His heart, his mind, his soulâitâs all yours. Itâs been yours. Heâs just a lovestruck man at your mercy.
You admire everything about himâhis kindness, his loyalty, his unwavering dedication to his friends. And you make sure he knows it. You always remind him that he deserves just as much love and care as he gives to everyone else. Youâre not blind to how much he sacrifices, how much he gives without asking for anything in return.
You make it a priority to remind him that he is just as worthy of being cared for, that his needs matter, that he deserves to feel cherished too. And every time you do, he looks at you like youâve personally descended from the heavens to bless his existence.
Sanji is the most affectionate man to ever exist. He thrives on physical touch like itâs his life force. Holding hands? A necessity. Forehead kisses? Non-negotiable. Twirling you around like youâre the main character in some grand romance film? Happening at least twice a day.
If it were up to him, heâd be all over you 24/7, completely attached to your side like a lovestruck golden retriever in a suit. The man physically cannot function without at least some form of contact with you.
But the moment you initiate touch? Oh, itâs over. The second your hands cup his face, he melts. If you run your fingers through his hair? Heâs gone. No thoughts, no brain activity, just pure adoration and the overwhelming urge to marry you on the spot. He just sits there, eyes half-lidded, absolutely basking in the feeling like a cat getting head scratches.
And if you dare to kiss his cheek? Immediate collapse. His entire body shuts down like an overheated computer. His knees buckle, his soul departs, and the crew is already rolling their eyes because this is a daily occurrence. The time you kissed his cheek in front of everyone? He dropped instantly. Didnât even get a word out. Just thud. Zoro barely glanced up before sighing, "And there he goes. Again." The crew didnât even react. Luffy just stepped over his unconscious body like it was part of the scenery.
Other than your entire existence, Sanji absolutely worships your hands. Heâs obsessed with them. If you ever wonder why they randomly feel warm, itâs because heâs been holding them constantly. He loves kissing them, intertwining his fingers with yours, pressing them over his heart like heâs trying to fuse your souls together. If you ever cup his cheek and let your thumb stroke his face, expect instantaneous dramatic poetry about how youâve ensnared his heart for eternity.
Speaking of poetry, he writes you so much. Itâs honestly a little excessive. Some of it is actually incredibly well-written, heartfelt, and poetic. Other times, itâs just⌠gushing nonsense. Youâll find a folded note tucked into your belongings, expecting something profound, only to read: âYou looked so cute today I almost died. â¤ď¸â
And dear god, the flirting. It never stops. You thought he was bad before you got together? Oh, you had no idea. Because now? Now he can actually touch you. Now he can hold you close while whispering sweet nothings into your ear. Now he can trail his fingers up your arm while murmuring how divine you are. And the worst part? He goes all out. No restraint. No shame.
Heâll shamelessly dip you in public just to stare into your eyes like a romance movie protagonist, grinning like he just won the lottery (which, in his eyes, he absolutely did). And donât even think about trying to match his energyâbecause if you flirt back, he is absolutely ruined. Face flushed, knees weak, stammering out something incoherent before dramatically collapsing into your arms. You have way more power over him than you realize.
The Strawhats adore you. In their eyes, youâre like the crewâs sweetheartâsoft, kind, graceful, and somehow immune to the absolute chaos that follows them everywhere.
Nami and Robin? They see you as a little sister and will gladly throw hands if anyone so much as looks at you the wrong way. They love spending time with you, chatting over tea, doing each otherâs hair, andâmost importantlyâpicking your outfits. They treat it like an elite-level fashion game, playing dress-up with you like youâre their own real-life doll. You think theyâre just being sweetâmeanwhile, theyâre having the time of their lives deciding which gorgeous dress youâll wear today!
Luffy thinks youâre âthe nice one.â Which, in Luffy terms, means youâre the one who wonât immediately smack him when he does something dumb. So naturally, heâs always dragging you into his shenanigans. You could be peacefully drinking tea one moment, and the next, Luffy is pulling you onto some wild adventure that will absolutely result in at least one explosion. Youâve just accepted it at this point.
Zoro? Oh, he lives to mess with Sanji about you. Every time Sanji so much as breathes in your direction, Zoro is already smirking, fully prepared to ruin his day. Youâll catch him casually muttering things like, âDidnât know a grown man could be that whipped,â or âIf you cry any harder over her, youâll flood the whole damn ship.â Sanji will turn around, fuming, ready to fightâonly for Zoro to be completely unfazed. Itâs a game for him at this point.
But nothing compares to the time Luffy of all people managed to obliterate Sanjiâs soul in two sentences. One day, Luffy just tilted his head and said, âHey, Sanji, your girlfriendâs kind of like a princess, huh? You sure she wants to be with you?â Sanji DIED. You could physically see the light leave his eyes. He was not okay. He collapsed. Right then and there. On the floor. Fully motionless. Luffy didnât even realize what he did. He just blinked and moved on while Sanji had to take a full five business days to recover.
Now, letâs talk about Sanjiâs absolute need to carry you everywhere. Itâs actually ridiculous. He insistsâINSISTSâthat it is his duty as your ever-devoted knight to literally never let you walk again. Are you tired? Boom, youâre in his arms. Did you trip? No, you didnât, because he caught you before you even realized you were falling. Are you injured? He is already RUNNING at full speed, bridal-carrying you to safety. Are you just feeling a little lazy? No worries! Your personal chauffeur (Sanji) is here to carry you anywhere you want. You do not get a say in this.
And oh dear, the jealousy. Sanji triesâhe REALLY triesâto be cool about it.
Spoiler: he is not cool about it.
If another man even glances at you for too long, snapâhis cigarette snaps in half. The vein on his forehead starts pulsing. Before you even realize whatâs happening, Sanji is already rolling up his sleeves, ready to fight for your honor. You have to physically hold him back, hands on his chest, trying to calm him down before his foot ends up in another manâs face.
And if that man actually has the audacity to flirt with you? Oh, itâs OVER. Sanji is fuming. His eye is twitching, his hands are clenched into fists, and he is this close to committing a felony. Meanwhile, youâre just standing there, watching him spiral into jealous rage while the crew sighs in the background because this is a daily occurrence.
If you ever get kidnapped, Sanji goes absolutely feral. Itâs over for whoever took you. Heâs not just fightingâheâs demolishing everything in his path. He will not stop until youâre back in his arms, safe where you belong. And once he does? Your captors better start praying, because he will make them regret their entire existence. No oneâno oneâtakes his princess and gets away with it!!!!
If anyone so much as lays a hand on you, Sanji is already on sight. No mercy. No hesitation. Just pure, undiluted rage. And the thing is? Heâs more offended than you are. Like, you could be standing there, holding your arm from the pain, and heâs already cracking his knuckles, looking ready to end lives.
In his mind, you being hurt is the same as him being hurt. It doesnât matter if itâs a scratch or a serious injuryâheâs pissed. The moment he takes down whoever did it, heâs immediately by your side, checking every inch of you, gently touching your face like youâre made of glass, begging you to tell him youâre okay. If you so much as wince, he panics. Heâs not even thinking about himselfâhe just needs to know youâre safe.
Overall? Sanji is down bad. Like, tragically, hopelessly, absolutely down bad for you. Heâs a devoted lover, no doubt about it. Maybe heâs a little too passionate for someâbut for you? Perfect. Youâre his princess, after all, whether or not you actually are one. And hey, he was a prince himself onceâso really, this? This is a perfect match. His beloved princess and her knight? No. Her prince.
CHIBI MIHAWK
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + NOT PROOFREAD NOTES: based on THIS absolutely cute Mihawk figure. This was done on a whim on a school night so there may be oopsies here and there.
Somehow, some way, for reasons that defy logic, science, and possibly even the laws of nature, Dracule Mihawk is now a chibi. A pint-sized, absolutely microscopic version of himself with all of his pride, dignity, and soul-piercing intensity still fully intact.
Despite his new⌠predicament, Mihawk flat-out refuses to acknowledge that anything is out of the ordinary. He does not see himself as helpless. He does not see himself as weak. He will not be patronized. He is still the greatest swordsman in the world, even if he now looks like he could be comfortably carried around in your pocket. And yet, despite his best efforts to maintain an air of authority, his tiny body betrays him at every turn.
You, on the other hand, have been gifted with a chibi Mihawk, and while this has certainly thrown your daily routine into chaos, you canât deny that watching the worldâs most fearsome swordsman struggle to do literally anything at this size is, frankly, the greatest thing that has ever happened to you.
Chibi Mihawk, who you desperately want to scoop up and cradle like a fragile little kitten, but who absolutely will not allow it. Do not be fooled. He may be fun-sized, but he is still himselfâa walking embodiment of dignity, self-sufficiency, and sheer force of will.
If you so much as think about treating him like some kind of adorable novelty, expect an immediate and deeply unimpressed stare. Actually, scratch thatâyouâre getting the stare regardless. His golden eyes somehow retain the exact same sharpness as before, and there is something so deeply unnerving about being observed like a lesser life form by a man who is literally small enough to fit in a teacup. He does not blink. He does not move. He just watches you, silently, like a hawk preparing to swoop down on its unsuspecting prey.
And as if the sheer existence of a chibi Mihawk wasnât enough, his sword shrank too. Of course it did. Yoru is practically an extension of himselfâthere was no way it wasnât going to shrink right along with him. And now, you have not only a pocket-sized Mihawk but also a tiny, toy-sized Yoru that, miraculously, still looks just as menacing as the full-sized version. It is approximately the length of a butter knife. A very intimidating butter knife.
You have seen him attempt to sharpen it. With a rock. Like a miniature warrior preparing for battle, except there is no battle, just a very small man aggressively honing his skills on the coffee table. Oh, and his hat shrunk too. His entire outfit shrunk to match, and letâs be honestâthe sight of him in his dramatically oversized coat, which now practically drags behind him like a royal cape, is almost enough to make you lose it. But you donât. Because you know, deep down, that if you do, if you so much as let out a single laughâhe will remember. And he will wait.
You keep chibi Mihawk near you 24/7. There is no negotiation, no room for argumentâthis is non-debatable. The paranoia is REAL. He is the Worldâs Greatest Swordsman, and now he is the Worldâs Tiniest Greatest Swordsman, and there is absolutely no way in the nine circles of hell that you are letting him out of your sight for even a nanosecond.
What if he gets lost? What if someone steps on him?? What if a seagull snatches him up like a breadcrumb and carries him off to parts unknown?!? No. NO. Not on your watch. You have seen firsthand how ridiculously overpowered Mihawk is in battle, but even you have to admit that at his current size, he is disturbingly close to being classified as a snack.
Of course, Mihawk, being Mihawk, has very specific terms and conditions for how he is allowed to be carried. The only acceptable method? Perching on your shoulder like some kind of regal falcon. That is it. That is the rule.
Attempt to hold him any other wayâcupping him in your hands, cradling him like a baby, or heaven forbid, tucking him into your pocketâand you will be met with a stare so chilling it could freeze the sun itself. And then, in a voice that is far too calm for how deadly it sounds, he will warn, âYouâre testing my patience.â
Translation: You are moments away from death.
That being said, whether you like it or not, he is going to be on your shoulder. You are now a full-time, unpaid Mihawk perch. He will not ask permission, nor will he give you a choice in the matter.
You could be sitting down, minding your own business, and suddenlyâboomâthere he is, climbing up your sleeve with the sheer determination of a man who refuses to acknowledge that he is, in fact, fun-sized. You are now his personal throne, and he expects you to act accordingly.
Oh, and speaking of things you have no choice in? It is now your job to protect him from birds. You donât want to? Too bad.
The moment Mihawk shrunk, he went from world-renowned swordsman to potential bird food, and the reality of that is absolutely terrifying. You have no idea how many times youâve had to aggressively wave your arms and hiss at an overly curious pigeon while Mihawk simply crossed his arms and stared at it like he was daring it to attack. Like, sir, I donât think you understand, you are one second away from becoming someoneâs lunch.
Mihawk, despite being pocket-sized, still commands authority and expects to be treated with the same level of respect as before. Just because he is now a fraction of his usual height does not mean he is any less of a threat. (His words, not yours.) That means he still demands his wine, his alone time, and most importantly, his dignity. However, this is now impossible.
His first real struggle with his new reality? His wine.
Mihawk, being the man of refined tastes that he is, insists on drinking his wine as usual, except there is now a very specific and hilarious problem: the glass is twice his size.
Watching him attempt to lift it is a test of willpower on your end, because if you so much as smirk, he will know. And he will remember. Eventually, after a long, suffering silence, you had to find him a thimble just so he could properly enjoy his drink.
A thimble.
The Worldâs Greatest Swordsman is now delicately sipping wine from a thimble.
But donât say a word. Do not react. Do not acknowledge the absolute absurdity of it all. Because if you do, you will be on the receiving end of the most powerful side-eye of your entire existence.
Good lord. Good. Lord. You lose him a lot. And every single time, it shaves years off your lifespan. Your anxiety? Through the roof. Through the atmosphere. Through the stratosphere.
This man is naturally quiet, an observer more than a speaker, and now that heâs chibi-sized, he is literally a walking jump scare. One moment, heâs perfectly within sightâperhaps perched on the windowsill, staring out dramatically like heâs pondering the weight of existence, thimble of wine in hand. You blink. Gone.
And the worst part? He doesnât even do it on purpose. Mihawk doesnât wander off to be mischievousâhe just moves effortlessly, like some kind of stealthy little shadow demon. You could be in the same room, watching him one second, and then the next? Vanished.
And now you have to search for your tiny, lethal gremlin of a swordsman, all while panicking because what if you accidentally step on him?!? What if heâs under a cushion?! What if you sit down and crush him?!? Youâve started moving around with the same level of care and fear as someone navigating a minefield.
Mihawk, for his part, is completely unbothered. He does not understand why youâre always looking so frantic when you find him. He gives you a look that speaks why do you look so distressed? completely serious, as he lounges inside the empty fruit bowl on the counter like a very judgmental, brooding plum.
Reaching things has become an ordeal. Mihawk will not ask for help. Ever. If something is out of his reach, he will stare at it. Long and hard. Silently. Contemplating his options like heâs trying to calculate the meaning of life itself. He will not break his dignity by requesting assistance.
He will, however, accept help if you offerâbut not without a huff and a very reluctant, âDo not make a habit of this.â Right. Sure. Whatever you say, chibi swordsman.
Being picked up? Absolutely not. You tried once. Once. And the look he gave you? Terrifying. You have never felt more pierced to your very core than when chibi Mihawk silently judged you for daring to lift him like a plushie. He is not a toy!
However, if you warn him beforehand, he will begrudgingly tolerate itâbut only if absolutely necessary. If you say, âHey, I need to pick you up,â heâll fold his arms, let out a long, suffering sigh, and then mutter, ââŚVery well. But be swift.â Like youâre asking him to endure some great suffering.
That being said, no matter how much he despises it, he has no choice but to rely on you. And you know what? He hates that. There are certain things he simply cannot do at his current sizeâwhether itâs opening doors, climbing onto furniture, or reaching high places.
And you? You, his beloved, have become his reluctant savior. He tolerates your assistance, but you know every time he needs your help, a little piece of his pride crumbles.
Teasing is absolutely not tolerated. If you so much as snicker when he struggles with something, expect a sharp remark or, worse, a long, judgmental stare. You have never felt so silently insulted in your entire life. And heaven help you if you get too playfulâlike when you start poking at him or cooing at how âpreciousâ he looks. His eye twitches. His patience thins. You feel the silent threat in the air.
Sleeping is⌠complicated. His usual bed? Now far too big. You had to improviseâyou put together a small, makeshift bed just for him. And while Mihawk said nothing, you swear you caught the faintest hint of approval in his expression. Was that⌠was that a glimmer of impressed respect in his eyes? Youâll never know for sure, because heâll never admit it.
Despite your best efforts, though, Mihawk refuses to use the bed half the time. No, because that would be too simple. Instead, you often find him perched dramatically on a pillow, arms crossed, staring at the ceiling like heâs contemplating the tragedies of life. Why? No one knows. Itâs just what he does.
And then there was the night you woke up and found him curled up inside your scarf. Not for comfortâno, Mihawk does not need âcomfort.â According to him, it was âthe most efficient sizeâ for him to rest in. You stared at him, half-awake, and he just stared right back, daring you to question it. You didnât. You just went back to sleep, pretending you didnât see anything.
Food has been an experience. You may or may not have handed Mihawk a sewing needle as a sword as a joke. He was deeply offended. The moment you presented it, he narrowed his eyes and stated, âYou insult me.â
But guess what? He still uses it. Not because he wants to. No, he would never lower himself to such nonsenseâexcept he has. He has resorted to stabbing pieces of fruit with his tiny sewing-needle sword, all while maintaining a level of dignity that should not be possible. He will slice his meals with precisionâsmall, but still menacing. You have watched this tiny, furious chibi man cut a grape with the same energy he would use to cut down an opponent.
You laughed once. It was a mistake. The moment the chuckle escaped your lips, Mihawk slowly turned his head, golden eyes glowing with silent judgment. And then, with great deliberation, he impaled another piece of fruit without breaking eye contact. You shut up immediately.
When Mihawk finally returns to normal, he acts as if nothing happened. As if he was never a chibi. As if you never had to carry him around. As if he never sat in a fruit bowl or slept in your scarf like a very tiny, very dramatic king.
He refuses to acknowledge any of the more⌠humiliating moments of his chibi state. The silence is almost worse than if he had complained. Itâs the kind of silence that says, âWe will never speak of this. Ever.â
However, if you so much as bring it up⌠Oh, you fool. You absolute buffoon.
He will turn to you with one long, unamused stare. And then, with calm deliberation, his hand will subtly grip the hilt of his swordâa silent warning. A promise. Do not test me.
That said, you were particularly helpful during his time as a chibi, so he does, in his own way, show some small (read: microscopic) token of gratitude. Maybe heâll pour you a glass of wine. Maybe heâll spare you from one of his usual sharp remarks. Maybe, just maybe, heâll allow you one victory and not punish you too harshly.
But make no mistakeâhe remembers everything. Every single moment. Every joke. Every time you teased him. Every time you picked him up without warning.
And if you mocked him too much? You should start watching your back. Because Mihawk is not a man who forgets. And perhaps, one day, youâll wake up⌠and find yourself chibi.
And when that day comes? Mihawk will simply stand before you, full-sized once more, staring down at your tiny form. No words will be spoken. But his smirk will say everything.
Your fate has been sealed.

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SUMMARY OF REQUEST: You, a half-blind witch, form a sibling-like bond with Luffy, Ace, and Sabo after a chance meeting in your childhood, sharing joyous moments together. However, when your magic accidentally destroys villagersâ homes, fear and guilt convince you that witches like you donât belong in society. To protect the boys, you choose to leave them behind. Years later, they reunite with youâno longer the sweet, innocent sister they cherished but a feared âwicked witch,â shaped by the worldâs rejection. Luffy, Ace, and Sabo, now fiercely protective of you, refuse to let you go again, regardless of what it takes.
NOTES: Sorry this took so long! I hope I pulled off the platonic Yandere thing well. Itâs been a while since Iâve written, haha.
WARNINGS: FEMALE READER + NOT PROOFREAD
You, a half-blind young witch with a knack for avoiding trouble (or so you tell yourself), are peacefully gathering herbs in the forest near Grey Terminal. Youâre humming a little tune under your breath, your wand at the ready as you delicately pluck some rare leaves off a bush. The goal is simple: stay hidden, avoid the villagers who already think youâre the star of some horror story, and keep your magic under wraps.
Easy, right? Wrong.
Because when you least expect it, the whirlwind trio known as Luffy, Sabo, and Ace quite literally crash into your life.
It starts with Luffy, because of course, it does. Youâre mid-spellâprobably something harmless like mending a torn leafâwhen you hear an enthusiastic, âHEY! What are you doing with that stick?!â His voice is so loud it might as well echo across the entire forest.
You whip around in shock, clutching your wand like itâs your lifeline. Luffyâs wide-eyed grin is already locked onto you like heâs just found the coolest treasure in the East Blue. âWait, is that magic? Can you make me fly?!â he continues, completely ignoring the obvious panic on your face.
Sabo, ever the voice of reason, walks up behind him, his hat tilted slightly as he gives you a calm, reassuring smile. âLuffy, maybe donât freak her out, okay? Look, youâre scaring her.â Then he turns to you, hands raised like heâs trying to show you heâs not a threat. âHey, sorry about him. Heâs just⌠loud. Really loud.â
But you can tell even Sabo is curious. His sharp eyes keep flicking toward your wand like heâs trying to figure out how it works. Heâs calm, sure, but thereâs a twinkle in his eye that says, Tell me your secrets, and Iâll tell you mine.
Then thereâs Ace.
While Luffyâs practically bouncing in place and Saboâs trying to play mediator, Ace hangs back with his arms crossed, leaning against a tree. Heâs doing his best to look disinterested, but his glances toward you are far from subtle. Heâs clearly curious too, but his pride wonât let him admit it.
Instead, he grumbles under his breath, âItâs just a stick. Whatâs the big deal?â But then he catches you shrinking back a little, clutching your wand like itâs a shield, and his expression softens just a fraction. He doesnât say it out loud, but his thoughts are something like, If these idiots scare her off, Iâll bonk their heads.
You, meanwhile, are frozen. These three boys are loud, chaotic, and way too close for comfort. Youâre used to being the weird girl that everyone avoids, not someone who suddenly has an audience. You keep your head down, trying to mumble some excuse about just gathering herbs, but Luffy isnât having it.
âWhy are you hiding your face? Are you a witch or something?!â he blurts out, completely ruining your subtle attempt to slip away unnoticed. Sabo smacks him on the head with a look that screams, Seriously? Did you have to say that?
But despite your nervousness, you canât help but notice that theyâre⌠different. Chaotic, definitely. But still different nonetheless.
Luffyâs unrelenting cheerfulness and total lack of judgment start to chip away at your defenses. He keeps firing off questions: âCan you turn me into a frog? What about Ace? Heâd make a funny frog.â Heâs impossible to ignore, and before you know it, you find yourself gigglingâjust a littleâat his antics.
Sabo, ever observant, notices your hesitation and starts asking gentler questions, like, âSo howâd you learn to use magic?â or âWhat are you gathering the herbs for?â Heâs patient, waiting for you to answer in your own time, and you start to feel like maybe he really wants to understand.
Ace is the last to come around, but when he does, itâs in his own blunt, awkward way. âYou donât need to be scared of us,â he says one day, still leaning against that same tree, watching you quietly. âWeâre not like those villagers. And if anyone bothers you, Iâll punch âem.â Itâs not exactly poetry, but itâs enough to make you feel like maybe you donât have to hide from them.
Over time, the three of them settle into their roles as your self-appointed guardians. Luffy is the overenthusiastic protector, ready to fight anyone who looks at you funny. âSheâs my little sister now!â he declares one day, completely out of the blue.
Sabo, the logical one, tries to reign Luffy in but still makes it his mission to teach you things like self-defense and how to stand up for yourself.
Ace, though still a little gruff, is fiercely protective, always keeping an eye out for troubleâeven if it means starting a fight before one even begins.
From the moment you meet the trio, they decide you're their little sister. Itâs not a question, not something you get to vote onâitâs just a fact now.
âYouâre stuck with us,â Luffy announces proudly one day, grinning from ear to ear. You try to argue, maybe mumble something about being fine on your own, but itâs like talking to a brick wall with too much energy???
The more time you spend with them, the more you realize that, half-blind or not, witch or not, these three couldnât care less about the things that made you feel like an outcast. Instead, they admire you for it.
Luffy is your personal cheerleader. Heâs constantly pestering you to show off your magic, bouncing in excitement every time you do. âDo the thing again! The flower thing! That was so cool!â he demands, eyes sparkling. If you try to argue that itâs not a big deal, he pouts like a child denied dessert.
The second you cave and make something levitate or bloom, he cheers so loudly it startles the birds. âYouâre so cool!â he shouts, clapping like you just won the World Cup.
Ace, of course, is Ace. He teases you relentlessly, calling you a âlittle show-offâ whenever Luffy gets his way and you perform some magical trick. But thereâs an undertone to his teasing thatâs almost⌠proud.
Heâll smirk and say something like, âGuess youâre not completely useless, huh?â but the next thing you know, heâs nudging you and whispering, âHey, can you teach me how to do that? But donât tell LuffyâI donât need him getting ideas.â He even goes out of his way to help you practice in secret, keeping an eye out for nosy villagers while you experiment with spells.
And then thereâs Sabo. Ever the curious intellectual, he bombards you with questions about witchcraft. âSo how does it work? Is it instinct or something you have to study? Whatâs the difference between a potion and a spell?â
He listens intently to every answer, nodding like heâs filing the information away for future use. You suspect heâs secretly trying to find a way to combine your magic with his own cunning plans, but you let it slide. At least someone respects your craft in a way that feels⌠academic.
The three of them quickly become your fiercest protectors. Any time someone in the village so much as mutters the word âwitchâ in a tone that isnât pure reverence, Luffy is already halfway to throwing hands. âWhat did you say about her?!â he yells, fists up and ready.
Ace isnât much betterâhe glares daggers at anyone who dares insult you, his body practically radiating heat like heâs daring them to try something.
Sabo, ever the peacemaker, steps in to smooth things over. But even he isnât above reminding people to watch their tongues, even if heâs a little kid.
And then thereâs Aceâs quiet gestures of care. He has this uncanny ability to position himself exactly where your blind eye is, like heâs made it his personal mission to act as your missing sight.
If youâre sitting and eating together, heâll subtly take the spot where your blind side faces, keeping watch without making a big deal about it. If you ask him about it, heâll just shrug and mumble, âWhat? Someoneâs gotta make sure nothing sneaks up on you.â Itâs his way of protecting you without drawing too much attention to itâwell, that, and he secretly likes knowing you trust him to have your back.
The four of you became a force of natureâbarefoot chaos tearing through the forests, climbing trees, and building treehouses that somehow always managed to collapse halfway through construction because, surprise, Luffy would decide mid-project that âwe should add a slide!â or âwhat if we make it taller so it touches the clouds?!â
Despite the structural failures, those rickety treehouses became your safe havens, filled with laughter, scraps of stolen food, and the occasional argument over who got to sit in the âcool corner.â Sneaking into the Grey Terminal became your second favorite activityâafter surviving the treehouse disasters, of course. For the first time in your life, you didnât feel like âthe blind witchâ or an outsider; you were just you.
The boys never treated your blindness or magic as weaknessesâinstead, they were quirks theyâd hype up endlessly. Ace would nudge you and go, âCâmon, show me that spell again. You know, the one that made Luffy trip over his own feet for an hour.â
Sabo, ever the strategist, decided to take a more practical approach: âYou should learn to fight with a pipe like me,â he said one day, handing you one. âImagine if you combined magic and combat. Youâd be unbeatable!â Of course, this idea got Luffy so hyped that he tried to fight both of you at once. It ended with him tangled in vines after you accidentally cast a spell mid-sparring session.
And Luffy? Oh, Luffy was a one-man cheer squad who took his role very seriously. Heâd bounce around like a rubber ball, practically yelling, âDo something cool! Do something cool!â every time you so much as looked at your wand. If you didnât comply fast enough, heâd lean in way too close with a giant grin and plead, âPleeeeeeease?â until you caved.
On one memorable occasion, you enchanted a stick to bop him on the head every time he spoke. Instead of being mad, he laughed so hard he cried, running in circles and yelling, âITâS ALIVE! THIS IS AWESOME!â Sabo and Ace had to physically hold him down to stop him from naming it and keeping it as a pet.
Ace, ever the âcool big brother,â tried to play it off like he wasnât as impressed by your magic. âYeah, itâs okay, I guess,â heâd say with a smirk before sneaking over later to ask if you could enchant his pipe or teach him a spell.
Despite his teasing, he was the most protective of your abilities. If anyone so much as looked at you funny for being a witch, Ace would give them the most nastiest glare a child could give. And if they dared to say something out loud? Oh, boy. Letâs just say the villagers learned quickly to keep their opinions to themselves when Ace was around. Heâs got a mean mouth too.
Despite the chaos and the bickering, the boys loved your optimistic view of the world. Youâd sit together under the stars, your eyes shining with hope as you said things like, âMaybe one day, theyâll see witches arenât all bad.â
Luffy would nod so earnestly it made you smile. âYeah! And if they donât, Iâll just punch âem until they do!â heâd declare with his trademark confidence. Sabo would chuckle, resting his chin in his hand. âOr we could change their minds without violence. That tends to work better,â heâd add, though his smile always carried a hint of mischief. And Ace? Heâd ruffle your hair in that big-brother way of his and say, âDonât worry about them. Weâve got your back, and thatâs all youâll ever need.â
No matter how bleak things looked, they made sure you never lost that spark of hope. âWeâll make the world better for you,â Sabo promised one night, his voice soft but sure. âFor all of us.â Ace nodded, his expression unusually serious. âAnd anyone who tries to hurt you? Theyâll have to deal with us first.â Luffy, of course, chimed in last, his voice full of unshakable determination. âYouâre never gonna be alone again! Weâre your big brothers now, and that means forever!â
For the first time in forever, you believed it.
One fateful day, your world turned upside down in a way none of you could have foreseen. You were playing near the edge of the village with your three chaos-bringers-turned-big-brothers, attempting a new spell youâd seen in an old grimoire.
It was meant to be harmlessâa little flick of your wand, a few whispered words, and voilĂ ! A flower blooming out of season. Easy, right? Wrong. Maybe it was the pressure of your brothers cheering (read: screaming) in the background, or maybe it was the rock a villager hurled at you while yelling, "Get out of here, witch!" Either way, your concentration shattered, and the spell spun wildly out of control.
The explosion that followed wasnât huge, but it was big enough to leave a crater in the ground and send a nearby chicken coop flying into the air like some bizarre farm-themed firework display. Several homes suffered damage too, their walls splintering from the force, and villagers scrambled in terror. It was chaosâabsolute chaosâand in the middle of it all, you stood frozen, your wand trembling in your hand, horrified at what had just happened.
âIâI didnât mean to," you stammered, tears streaming down your cheeks as you turned toward the villagers. âIâm sorry! I swear, I didnât mean to!â But they werenât listening. To them, this wasnât an accident. It was proofâproof that the strange little witch-child was dangerous and couldnât be trusted. Their fear quickly turned to anger, and soon a mob was forming, voices shouting things like, âSheâs a menace!â and âSheâll destroy the whole village if we let her stay!â
Luffyâs response was as immediate as it was predictable: rage. âHEY, SHUT UP!â he yelled, stomping toward the crowd with all the righteous fury a child could muster. âItâs not her fault! She didnât do anything wrong!â He planted himself firmly between you and the mob, his small fists clenched at his sides, his face red with anger. âYouâre all just a bunch of jerks!â he added for good measure, as if that would settle the matter.
Sabo, the ever-calm strategist, tried a different approach. âPlease, listen,â he said, stepping forward with his hands raised in a gesture of peace. âIt was an accident, okay? She didnât mean to hurt anyone.â His voice was steady, reasonable, the kind of voice that made people want to stop and think. Unfortunately, reason didnât stand much of a chance against an angry mob.
Ace, however, wasnât interested in reasoning. While Sabo tried to talk sense into the villagers and Luffy yelled at anyone who dared to interrupt, Ace grabbed a stick from the ground, his eyes blazing with determination. âIf any of you so much as look at her wrong, youâll have to go through me first,â he growled, positioning himself directly in front of you. Despite his small stature, he looked every bit the future fire-wielding pirate heâd one day become.
The three of them stood their ground like a tiny, scrappy army of misfits. Luffy stomped his foot and shouted threats at anyone who dared to step closer. Sabo spoke with a diplomatâs calm, though his clenched fists betrayed his growing frustration. And Ace? Ace was ready to fight. If anyone so much as twitched in your direction, that stick in his hand was going to meet its mark.
Despite being just kids, they were unyielding, their loyalty to you outweighing any fear they might have felt. Luffyâs voice cracked as he shouted, âYouâre not taking her! Sheâs our sister, and weâre gonna protect her no matter what!â Sabo, still trying to be the reasonable one, added, âIf you force her to leave, youâre making a mistake. Sheâs not dangerousâsheâs kind!â Ace, of course, kept it blunt: âIf you lay a finger on her, Iâll beat you into next week.â
Despite everything the boys had done to defend you, the guilt gnawed away at you like a parasite. The villagersâ words echoed in your mind, cruel and unrelenting: âYou donât belong here. Youâre a danger to everyone around you.â
No matter how much Luffyâs loud assurances, Saboâs calm reasoning, or Aceâs fierce protection tried to drown out those accusations, they clung to you like a curse. You believed it all, convinced that you were the problem. Worse, you feared that by staying, youâd drag the boys into even more trouble.
The thought of them getting hurt because of youâit was unbearable. You imagined Luffy throwing himself into yet another fight on your behalf, Sabo pleading with people who wouldnât listen, and Ace taking on an entire mob with nothing but his fists and his righteous fury.
Late that night, when the forest was dark and the only sounds were the rustling leaves and distant chirps of crickets, you slipped away. The moonlight guided your trembling hands as you scribbled out a tear-soaked letter. You kept it short but heartfelt, explaining your reasons:
âI canât stay. Iâm too dangerous. I love you three so much, but I canât keep putting you in harmâs way. I need to find somewhere I can belong, somewhere I wonât hurt anyone. Please donât come looking for me. Iâm so sorry. Please take care of each other.â
You folded the letter carefully, as though it were the last piece of you you could leave behind, and placed it where you knew theyâd find it. Then, clutching your wand and what little you could carry, you walked into the shadows of the forest. With every step, your chest ached as if someone had taken your heart and squeezed it until it couldnât bear the pain anymore.
Morning came, and chaos erupted the moment they realized you were gone. Luffy was the first to notice, and his reaction was classic Luffyâpure, unrestrained emotion.
He bolted out of the treehouse, running in frantic circles as he yelled your name at the top of his lungs. When his search turned up nothing, the tears started, big, fat droplets streaming down his face as he wailed, âSHE LEFT US! SHE LEFT ME!â
Sabo tried to be the calm one, but even he was visibly shaken, clutching your letter in his hands so tightly it crumpled. His voice cracked as he read your words aloud to Ace and Luffy, his composure slipping with every sentence. âShe⌠she thinks sheâs dangerous,â he muttered, his usually steady voice trembling. âShe thinks sheâs protecting us by leaving.â His hands balled into fists, and for the first time, you saw a flicker of anger behind his calm demeanor. âI shouldâve seen this coming. I shouldâve stopped her.â
Ace, on the other hand, was a storm brewing on the horizon. He stood there silently for a long moment after hearing your letter, his expression unreadable. Then, without warning, he grabbed a stick and smashed it against the nearest tree. âThis is all their fault!â he snarled, referring to the villagers who had driven you to this point. His hands shook with barely-contained rage as he glared at the horizon, as if daring the universe to throw another obstacle in his way. âThey did this. Not her. And now sheâs gone because of them!â
But even in his anger, Aceâs determination shone through. He turned to Sabo and Luffy, his voice steady but fierce. âWeâre going to find her. One day, no matter how far she goes, weâre bringing her back.â
âYeah!â Luffy sobbed, his fists clenched tightly. âWeâre not gonna let her go forever! Sheâs our sister!â His face was red and blotchy, tears still spilling as he stomped his foot for emphasis. âWeâll get her back, and then Iâm gonna make her promise to stay forever!â
Sabo nodded, his usual composed demeanor replaced with quiet resolve. âShe belongs with us. And weâll make sure she knows that, no matter how long it takes.â
From that day forward, it became an unspoken vow between the three of them. They didnât know when or how, but they would find you again. Ace reminded them of it constantly, his fiery determination keeping their spirits high. Luffy, as always, wore his heart on his sleeve, loudly declaring to anyone who would listen that he had a sister and he was going to find her someday. And Sabo, ever the planner, quietly began preparing, mapping out potential paths you might have taken and thinking of how theyâd convince you to return.
You may have walked away that night thinking you were doing what was best for them, but little did you know, those three boys had made you a promiseâa promise that no distance, no obstacle, and no force in the world could ever break.
After leaving your childhood behind, you wandered aimlessly through endless forests, dark swamps, and towering mountains, each step taking you farther from the trio who once made you feel like you mattered. Surviving alone as a child wasnât just hardâit was soul-crushing.
Nights were the worst. The silence was so loud it drowned out your thoughts, leaving you alone with memories of Luffyâs laughter, Aceâs teasing smirk, and Saboâs reassuring words. Those memories had once been a source of comfort, a little spark of warmth to get you through the cold. But as the years went on, they became a cruel reminder of what you lost.
At first, you clung to their love like a lifeline, hoping it could fill the hole in your heart. But reality was unforgiving. You met villagers who screamed at the sight of you, merchants who refused to sell you food, and travelers who spat cruel words at the mention of witches. No matter how small your magic or kind your intentions, people feared you. And fear always turned to hatred.
Slowly, their hatred began to drown out the lingering love you once felt from Sabo, Ace, and Luffy. Every cruel word, every stone thrown, chipped away at the sweet, optimistic child you had been. You started believing what the world seemed so desperate to prove: that you were unworthy of love, unworthy of kindness, and destined to walk alone.
Eventually, you gave up trying to prove yourself.
If the world wanted you to be a monster, then fineâyouâd be a monster. You threw yourself into your magic, pushing its limits until it felt like the only thing that couldnât hurt you. Spells that once brought you joyâlike making flowers bloom or levitating tiny objectsâwere replaced with defensive barriers, fire conjurations, and illusions so terrifying they could make the bravest soul flee. You werenât practicing to entertain anyone anymore. You were practicing to survive.
With every spell you perfected, a little more of your warmth faded away. By the time you reached adulthood, the hopeful dreams of your childhood had been buried beneath layers of bitterness and fear. Helping others was no longer your goalâprotecting yourself was. If people feared you, at least they wouldnât come close enough to hurt you.
Your appearance changed with your growing power and isolation. Gone were cheerful smiles of your youth. Instead, you donned long, flowing robes of dark green and black, their edges frayed from years of wandering. Your blind eye, once a source of insecurity, now became a symbol of your transformation. It faintly glowed when you used your magic, an eerie light that only added to your intimidating presence. Your gaze, once soft and full of curiosity, had hardened into something cold and unyielding.
Stories of the "wicked witch" began spreading like wildfire. They whispered of a woman who lived deep in the mountains, wielding magic so powerful it could summon storms or make crops wither. Some said you cursed anyone who dared enter your domain. Others claimed you were the reason children went missing or villages mysteriously disappeared. Of course, none of it was trueâwell, most of it wasnât true. But you didnât care to correct the rumors. If they kept people away, all the better.
You told yourself this isolation was for the best. The farther people stayed from you, the safer theyâd be. And maybe you believed that, at least at first. But there were nightsârare, fleeting nightsâwhen the old memories crept back in.
Youâd find yourself staring at the stars, thinking of how Luffy used to point out constellations with his tiny, sticky hands. Or youâd hear the crackle of a fire and remember Aceâs mischievous grin as he dared you to roast marshmallows with magic. Or maybe youâd see your reflection in a still pond and hear Saboâs gentle voice saying, âYouâre not dangerous. Youâre just you.â
Those memories hurt more than any stone or insult ever could. Because deep down, you knew the truth. You werenât the monster the world painted you to be. But it was easier to live as the wicked witch than to let anyone close enough to hurt you again. So you embraced the role, burying your longing for love and acceptance beneath layers of bitterness and pride.
The years didnât dim their determination. From the moment you vanished, Luffy, Sabo, and Ace vowed to find you, no matter how long it took. You were their sibling, the missing piece of their chaotic trio-turned-quartet, and the idea of leaving you out there aloneâespecially in a world that didnât understand or accept youâwas unthinkable.
Sure, life moved on, and they had their own battles to fight, but every step they took, every new place they explored, carried the same question: Could you be here?
When they finally found you, it wasnât a tearful, joyous reunion like they had imagined countless times. No, the figure standing before themâdark robes, piercing gaze, blind eye faintly glowing in the dim lightâwas a far cry from the sweet, hopeful sibling they had grown up with. The âwicked witchâ they had heard whispered about in fear and awe was unmistakably you, but the change was so drastic, it made their chests ache.
Naturally, Luffy was the first to act, because of course he was. Despite the eerie vibe you gave off, despite the cold, unreadable look in your eyes, he threw caution to the wind. âITâS YOU!!!â he yelled, his voice ringing through the air like a cannon blast. Before you could even blink, he launched himself at you like a human missile, wrapping his arms tightly around your waist. His grin was as bright as ever, but it faltered when you didnât react, your arms hanging limp at your sides.
âGet off me,â you said flatly, your voice sharp enough to cut through the moment.
Luffy blinked, his smile faltering. âHuh? Butâitâs me! Itâs Luffy! Remember?â His arms stayed locked around you, though, like if he let go, you might disappear again.
Sabo approached next, his heart twisting at the sight of you. He could tell from the way you stood, your guarded posture and the steely edge in your voice, that life had hardened you in ways he and the others couldnât begin to imagine. Still, he wasnât ready to give up. âItâs been a long time,â he said softly, his tone carefully measured. âWeâve been looking for you all these years. Youâreâwell, youâre different, but youâre still you, right? Youâre still our little sibling.â
âNo,â you snapped, your voice colder than the frost in the mountains you now called home. âStop calling me that.â
Thatâs when Ace stepped forward, his jaw tight and his fists clenched at his sides. âWhy?â he demanded, his voice filled with the frustration and heartbreak he had bottled up for years. âWhy did you leave us? We know what the letter said, but thatâs not good enough. I want to hear it from you. The real reason.â
Your gaze flickered to him, a flash of emotionâguilt, maybe, or regretâbriefly breaking through your hardened exterior before you quickly masked it. âI left because I had to. Because people like me donât get to have happy endings. I wouldâve just dragged you down. Donât you get it? You were better off without me.â
Luffy, of course, shook his head so furiously it was a wonder it didnât fall off. âThatâs not true! Youâre wrong! Weâre better with you! Youâre our family, and family doesnât leave family behind!â
âWeâre not kids anymore,â you retorted, your voice laced with bitterness. âYou canât just fix everything with hugs and stubbornness, Luffy. Iâm not the person you remember. Iâve accepted who I amâwhat I am. I donât need your protection, and I definitely donât need your pity.â
Saboâs heart ached at your words, but he didnât let it show. Instead, he stepped closer, his tone gentle but firm. âItâs not pity. Itâs love. And itâs not something you can just turn off, no matter how much you try to push us away.â
Ace, his frustration reaching its peak, finally snapped. âYouâre not fooling us. I donât care how powerful or scary you think youâve becomeâbeneath all that, youâre still the same person who used to trip over her own feet trying to show off her magic. Youâre still our sister, and weâre not leaving without you.â
His words struck a nerve, and for a split second, the mask you wore so carefully slipped. The memories they stirredâthe laughter, the teasing, the warmthâhit you like a tidal wave. But you quickly pushed it all down, shoving the emotions back into the box you had sealed away years ago.
âYou donât understand,â you said, your voice quieter now but no less firm. âYou canât just barge in here and expect everything to go back to the way it was. Iâve changed. You shouldâve let me go.â
Deep down, though, their presence stirred something in youâsomething you thought you had buried for good. For the first time in years, the icy walls you had built around yourself felt like they were beginning to crack. But you werenât ready to let them in, not yet. So you turned away, your heart aching as you whispered, âJust go. Please.â
Luffy, of course, refused to let go of you, clinging to you like a stubborn child. Saboâs eyes softened with understanding but also sadness, and Ace clenched his fists, his jaw tightening. Itâs not that heâs upset with you, heâs more so upset with what the world has done to you to make you this cold. But they didnât care how long it took. They werenât going anywhere. Theyâd lost you once, and they werenât about to let it happen again.
Luffy, as always, is the most relentless. No matter how many times you tell him to leave, no matter how coldly you speak or how fiercely you use your magic to push him awayâhe keeps coming back. Even if you send him flying through the air with a gust of wind or trap him in vines, he shows up minutes later, scratched and dirty but grinning as if nothing happened.
âIâm not leaving!â he shouts, planting his feet firmly on the ground. âYou can throw me, trap me, or zap meâI donât care! Youâre my family, and Iâm not losing you again!â
His determination is maddening, but itâs also heartbreakingly familiar. Deep down, it stirs something in you, a flicker of the bond you thought youâd severed long ago. But you shove the feeling aside, insisting that itâs better this way. Yet, Luffyâs persistence never wavers. He follows you everywhere like an overgrown puppy, his sheer presence a constant reminder of the love youâve tried so hard to forget.
Sabo, ever the strategist, takes a different approach. He doesnât push or demand; instead, he quietly works his way back into your life. Heâs always nearby, watching, waiting, making sure youâre safe. He uses his calm demeanor and sharp intellect to subtly manipulate situations, ensuring you never feel completely alone.
âWe donât have to talk about the past,â he says one evening, his voice gentle as he sits near you by a crackling fire. âI just want to be here, thatâs all. No expectations, no pressure.â
He gives you space when you need it, offering his presence as a steady anchor rather than a demand for reconciliation. Still, his unwavering kindness wears down your defenses bit by bit, even if you donât want to admit it.
Ace is as fiery as ever, his protectiveness dialed up to an almost overwhelming level. Anyone who dares speak ill of youâwhether they call you the âwicked witchâ or something worseâimmediately faces his wrath. He doesnât hesitate to threaten them, his fists clenched and his fiery abilities ready to strike if needed.
âSay that again,â he growls at one unfortunate villager who muttered something under their breath. âI dare you.â
Around you, though, Aceâs fierce demeanor softens, though his protectiveness remains just as strong. He still instinctively positions himself on your blind side, just like he did when you were kids, standing in the perfect spot so he can âbe your eye.â Itâs a small, endearing gesture that tugs at your heart every time, no matter how much you try to ignore it.
âYou donât have to do that,â you murmur one day, your voice quieter than usual.
âYes, I do,â Ace replies firmly, his expression softening as he looks at you. âIâve always done it, and Iâm not stopping now. Iâm not letting you face anything aloneânot ever again.â
No matter how much you try to push them away, they refuse to give up. Luffyâs relentless optimism, Saboâs quiet persistence, and Aceâs fierce protectiveness create a barrier you canât seem to break through. Slowly but surely, they chip away at the icy walls youâve built around yourself, their love and determination refusing to fade.
The brothers' determination eventually cracks the ice around your heart, their love and loyalty proving stronger than the bitterness and pain youâve clung to for so long. Slowly but surely, they remind you of the person you used to beâthe kind-hearted, optimistic sibling who once dreamed of helping others. Though itâs not easy, you begin to let them back in, allowing yourself to feel the warmth of their bond again.
They donât just offer you their loveâthey offer you protection, in every sense of the word. They stand beside you as you begin using your magic for good again, shielding you from the judgment of others and reassuring you that youâll never have to face the cruelty of the world alone. Luffyâs boundless enthusiasm reignites your hope, Saboâs steady support grounds you, and Aceâs fiery devotion reminds you that youâre worth fighting for.
âYou donât have to do it all yourself,â Sabo tells you one day, his voice steady but warm. âWeâre here, and we always will be.â
âAnd if anyone has a problem with you,â Ace adds, cracking his knuckles, âtheyâre gonna have a problem with us first.â
âYeah!â Luffy chimes in, throwing his arms around you with his usual exuberance. âYouâre stuck with us now, and no oneâs taking you away!â
Their protectiveness becomes almost comical at times, but you know it comes from a place of love. If anyone so much as looks at you the wrong way, theyâre immediately on high alert.
Villagers whisper about how the âwicked witchâ has terrifyingly powerful guardians now, and anyone foolish enough to test that quickly regrets it. One unfortunate soul who dared insult you was swiftly met with Aceâs fire, Luffyâs fists, and Saboâs calculated fury. Letâs just say they didnât make that mistake twice.
Honestly, everything is back to normal. Ace is back, Sabo is back, Luffy is back, and it feels like the old cheerful days. This time, however, thereâs no leaving. No tearful goodbyes, no lonely nights wandering through forests, no self-loathing letters explaining why you had to go. Theyâve made it clear: youâre staying, no matter what. Either you stay with them or they follow you around endlessly.
âWeâre stronger now,â Ace says firmly, his voice filled with conviction. âAnd weâre never letting you go again.â Luffy nods enthusiastically, while Sabo places a reassuring hand on your shoulder. They donât just say itâthey prove it, every day, with their unwavering loyalty and love.
Though this means they likely donât let you out of their sights for even a nanosecond, you feel like youâve truly found your place again. The darkness of your past doesnât disappear, but with your brothers by your side, it becomes easier to face.
MARINES AS GUARDIAN ANGELS!
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: this was a really random idea thatâs been sitting in drafts for too long. someone please write more for the marines đ
AOKIJI/KUZAN
As your guardian angel, Aokiji takes a chill approachâliterally and figuratively.
Picture him lounging in an oversized beanbag cloud, sipping iced coffee (because hot coffee is just too much work) while keeping one lazy eye on you. Heâs the kind of guardian angel who firmly believes in your freedom to live your life, make your choices, and occasionally trip over them like a newborn giraffe learning to walk.
âGrowth, y'know?â heâd say with a shrug, ice cubes clinking in his drink. He's not hovering over you with a checklist of rulesâheâs more like a life coach who doesnât believe in micromanaging.
Aokiji's presence is undeniably calming, like a cool breeze on a sweltering day or the sound of rain when you're wrapped in a blanket. You wonât always see him stepping in, but thatâs part of his method.
Subtle nudges? Oh, heâs got those in spades. You might feel an inexplicable urge to turn left instead of right, or decide to call it quits on a bad idea at the last second. Thatâs Aokiji for you. Heâs like the universeâs âAre you sure about that?â pop-up notificationâbut without the nagging.
Now, donât get it twisted: Aokiji isnât lazy, heâs strategically hands-off. Why? Because he wants you to learn how to fend for yourself. âItâs your life, not mine,â heâd remind you, probably lying on a cloud hammock and tossing snowballs into the abyss for fun.
He genuinely believes in you, even when you donât believe in yourself. He figures that if heâs always there holding your hand, youâll never learn to walk on your own. âAnd besides,â he might add with a yawn, âyouâd just get annoyed with me after a while.â
But letâs talk about when you mess up. You know those moments when you think, This is genius, but it turns out to be a disaster? Aokiji lets you go through with itânot because he enjoys watching you flail okay, maybe a little, but because he knows mistakes are part of the process. He might even be sitting there like, âHmm, thisâll be a good lesson. Painful, sure, but memorable.â
Of course, heâs got limits. If your grand oopsie is about to land you in the ICU or worse, youâll suddenly find yourself narrowly avoiding disaster, courtesy of a well-timed intervention. Heâs not heartless, after all. âEh, canât let you die; thatâd make me look bad,â heâd say with his trademark deadpan delivery.
The real humor here is in how he communicates with you. Instead of some grand angelic vision, you might get a sudden brain freeze while debating a bad idea. Or maybe a random bird drops an icicle near your feet, and youâre like, âWhat the heck?!â
Meanwhile, Aokijiâs up there smirking, muttering, âMessage received, I hope.â Heâs not about to hold neon signs that scream DONâT DO IT, but heâll definitely leave breadcrumbs for you to figure things out.
Aokiji, as your guardian angel, is the embodiment of patienceâlike, Buddha-level patience, but with way more chill and significantly less sitting under trees. He doesnât push, prod, or poke.
Instead, heâs the guy who casually tosses a single, offhand comment into the mix that leaves you spiraling into an existential crisis. Youâll find yourself staring into the distance, thinking, Wait⌠was that⌠wisdom? And it always is.
The kicker? He does it so rarely that every time he decides to share something meaningful, itâs like being hit by a truck made of profound truths. You walk away stunned, muttering, âWow, okay, Mr. Cool Nonchalant Guardian Angel. Didnât know I signed up for a TED Talk today.â
But those nuggets of wisdom? Oh, they stick. Some lodge themselves in your brain permanently, popping up at random moments years later, leaving you to wonder how this laid-back angel became a cornerstone of your moral philosophy. Youâre not even mad about it. If anything, youâre a little awestruck. Heâs like the personification of âquiet cool,â and every time he speaks, it feels like hearing the worldâs calmest mic drop.
Aokijiâs ability to understand human emotions is almost spooky. He doesnât just get youâhe gets you.
You could be a sobbing mess of self-doubt and regret, and there he is, just vibing, no judgment in sight. âYeah, you screwed up,â heâd say, leaning back like itâs no big deal. âBut who hasnât? Thatâs kind of the whole point of being human.â And somehow, those simple words are exactly what you needed to hear. If it were physically possible, heâd pat you on the back, but instead, you get a breeze, a faint chill, and a casual remark like, âRelax, kid. Youâre doing fine. Maybe take a chill pill while youâre at it.â
Heâs the angel you instinctively turn to during your worst emotional slumps, partly because heâs so good at making you feel better, and partly because you know heâll listen without so much as raising an eyebrow.
He doesnât lecture or overwhelm you with advice; instead, he offers thoughtful insights that make you stop, think, andâmore often than notâreassess everything you thought you knew. His words arenât just comforting; theyâre life-altering. You might find yourself walking away with a fresh perspective on your struggles, life in general, and the universe itself.
But hereâs the kicker: Just when youâre about to thank him for being the coolest, most insightful guardian angel in existence, heâs gone.
Poof.
Out of sight.
Youâll look around, confused, only to realize heâs off napping somewhere, snoring like a chainsaw. Heâs like that friend who gives you the worldâs best advice and then immediately acts like it was no big deal. Honestly, youâre starting to think he does it on purposeâdrops some wisdom, lets you stew on it, and then ghosts like heâs too cool for gratitude.
Still, you canât help but admire the guy. Aokiji is the guardian angel you didnât know you needed, with a knack for making you feel seen, understood, and, weirdly enough, okay with all the messy bits of life. Sure, heâs napping more often than not, but when heâs there? Oh, he delivers.
Aokiji is the kind of guardian angel who sees life not as a perfectly arranged puzzle but as a beautiful, chaotic messâand he wants you to see it that way too. He encourages you to embrace the imperfections, those little unexpected quirks that make life worth living.
Spill coffee on your shirt during a meeting? Heâd probably shrug and mutter, âEh, youâve got character now.â Trip over your own feet in public? âStyle it out,â heâd say in your mind. If youâre too hard on yourself, heâs right there, reminding you to ease up. âCome on, kid, the worldâs already tough enough. You donât need to pile on yourself too.â His voice in your head is like a soothing balm for your overworked inner critic.
When it comes to guiding you, Aokiji isnât about hand-holding or spoon-feeding. Heâs more like the cool uncle who asks the kind of questions that leave you wondering, Wait, was that advice, or was he just messing with me?
He nudges, hints, and lets you figure it out. Trusting your instincts is something he wants you to master, and heâs there to give you the confidence to do it. But donât expect a detailed PowerPoint presentation on what to doâthis is Aokiji, not a corporate retreat.
Now, dangerous situations? Thatâs where Aokiji gets serious. He doesnât mess around when someoneâor somethingâthreatens his human. If harm is coming your way, he steps in, ice-cold resolve and all, to make sure youâre safe.
Heâs got a rule: if you mess up and learn the hard way, fine. Thatâs growth. But harm coming from another person? Absolutely not. Heâs not about to let you get hurt on his watch. Whether itâs de-escalating a heated argument, keeping you out of physical danger, or just freezing the bad vibes in their tracks, Aokiji ensures you walk away unharmed, emotionally and physically intact. You donât even realize how much he does for you half the time because, well, heâs subtle like that.
But hereâs the best partâAokijiâs big brother energy. Later that night, when the adrenaline has worn off, and youâre snuggled under your blanket, ready to doze off, he might quietly check in.
Maybe he descends from wherever angels chill out and, with his usual laid-back demeanor, murmurs, âYou okay, kid?â And there it is againâthat kid nickname. Itâs not condescending, not in the least. Itâs warm, protective, and a little teasing, like heâs the big brother you didnât know you needed.
Sometimes itâs easy to forget heâs technically an angel and not just your overchill sibling figure. He calls you âkidâ so often, you half expect him to ruffle your hair one day.
Aokiji isnât flashy or overbearing; heâs just there, in the best way possibleâsteady, reliable, and cool as ice. You feel safe knowing that, whether itâs finding beauty in lifeâs chaos or keeping you safe from harm, heâs always got your back.
KIZARU/BORSALINO
Kizaruâs style as your guardian angel is as perplexing as it is entertaining. Heâs a walking enigma wrapped in golden light, delivering cryptic remarks that leave you scratching your head more often than not.
His approach? A strange mix of lighthearted teasing, unpredictable antics, and that signature laid-back demeanor that somehow manages to both calm and confuse you at the same time.
Imagine this: youâre stressing over a big decision, and suddenly, out of nowhere, Kizaru pops in with his usual drawl, âOooh, whatâs the rush? Doesnât seem that urgent to me.â You turn to him, shooting him the most baffled âwhat?â look in existence, only to find him lazily smirking like he just walked off a beach. His expression clearly says, What? What?âand now youâre even more confused.
Naturally, youâre like, âWhat did you mean by thaââ but before you can finish, he casually snaps his fingers, and suddenly your coffee spills... somehow forming a perfect replica of a smiley face on the table.
Youâre left staring at the mess, dumbfounded, as Kizaru stretches, mutters, âGuess thatâs your sign,â and vanishes into thin air, leaving you no closer to answers but definitely distracted enough to forget what you were worrying about.
When it comes to intervention, Kizaru operates on a whole other wavelength. Heâs not going to swoop down dramatically to save you from dangerâthatâs too ordinary for him. No, his methods are indirect and borderline bizarre.
Maybe he makes your phone randomly restart, delaying you just enough to avoid crossing paths with a reckless driver. Or perhaps your shoe suddenly comes untied, forcing you to stop and miss stepping into a bad situation.
It all seems coincidental, but then, just as youâre shaking your head at your âbad luck,â you catch the faintest sound, like a whisper carried on the breeze: âOooh, close one.â Itâs so distant, so ridiculously faint, that you almost convince yourself you imagined it. Almost.
Kizaruâs interventions always leave you wondering. Is he deliberately cryptic for fun, or is there a method to his madness? Either way, his unpredictable nature means you never know exactly what to expect.
One day, he might save you with the equivalent of a cosmic prank; the next, heâll throw you a curveball disguised as the worldâs most nonsensical advice. But thatâs just Kizaru for youânever straightforward, always keeping you on your toes, and somehow managing to make you laugh in the middle of chaos.
Despite his laid-back attitude, Kizaru has an almost intimidating depth of knowledge and experience. Heâs been around the cosmic block a few times, but youâd never know it by the way he casually tosses advice your wayâif you can even call it advice. His pearls of wisdom tend to come wrapped in riddles and cryptic one-liners that make you feel like youâre playing some celestial guessing game.
Youâll stand there, trying not to pull your hair out, and blurt, âCan you just give me a normal answer for once?!â But no, not Kizaru. Instead, heâll give you that trademark smirk, shrug in slow motion, and murmur something like, âMmm⌠why do today what can wait until tomorrow?â
Then he vanishes, leaving you with nothing but your rising blood pressure and the gnawing suspicion that his nonsense will somehow make sense later. Spoiler alert: it does. And when it finally clicks, youâre equal parts impressed and annoyed because, of course, he knew what he was talking about all along.
But letâs not mistake his nonchalance for indifference. Beneath that carefree exterior, Borsalino is fiercely loyal to you. He might act like heâs just here for the vibes, but the truth is, heâs always keeping a close eye on you. His interventions are so seamless, so bizarrely timed, that they feel almost miraculous.
Picture this: youâre seconds away from stepping into a complete disaster, and suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear his voice drawl, âOoooh⌠nice try, but no.â Before you can even process whatâs happening, the threat is neutralized in the most inexplicable way.
One time, youâre about to walk into a room thatâs about to collapse, and bamâthe door jams before you can enter. You stand there, frustrated, yanking at the handle like itâs some kind of cosmic joke.
Later, when you realize what you narrowly avoided, you hear the faint echo of his chuckle. âBet youâre glad you didnât get in,â heâd say, probably lounging on a cloud, sunglasses slightly askew.
And his methods? Completely unconventional, borderline ridiculous, and yet undeniably effective. He doesnât fight danger head-on. Instead, he works smarter, not harder, defusing situations in ways that leave you standing there, blinking, like, *Wait, what just happened?* Did the danger really disappear, or did Kizaru just bend the laws of reality around you for fun? Probably both.
Kizaru is the wildcard of the guardian angel trio, and oh boy, does he embrace the role with gusto. Unpredictable, occasionally maddening, and always one step ahead, he keeps you on your toes like itâs his celestial hobby.
His favorite pastime? Teasing you into oblivion. Whether itâs a cheeky remark about your life choices or a cryptic observation that leaves you spiraling in self-reflection, he somehow manages to fluster and enlighten you in the same breath. Youâll glare at him, cheeks puffed in frustration, and heâll just raise an eyebrow, his smirk practically saying, âDid I say something wrong? Noooo⌠I donât think so."
When life has you wound tighter than a violin string, Kizaru steps in with his patented chaotic chill energy to shake things up. Heâs the angel equivalent of a âlive a littleâ poster, casually reminding you to loosen up and stop sweating the small stuff.
Overthinking something? He might âaccidentallyâ cause your phone to die mid-rant, leaving you forced to sit with your thoughts and, begrudgingly, chill out. Spilling your coffee? Misplacing your keys? Yeah, thatâs probably him too. But hey, itâs harmless enoughâjust enough chaos to nudge you into realizing that life doesnât always have to be taken so seriously.
His humor is his greatest weapon against your stress. Say youâre in the middle of a meltdown over tomorrowâs presentation; heâll saunter in, leisurely as ever, and go, âOooh⌠stressing already? You didnât even mess up yet! Guess you like to start early, huh?â
Cue your annoyed groan as he lounges somewhere nearby, maybe filing his nails or inspecting his sunglasses. His nonchalant attitude can be infuriating, but deep down, you know heâs got a point.
And Kizaru isnât just messing aroundâheâs strategic about his nonsense. He knows when to lighten the mood and when to drop a line that actually sticks with you. Sure, he can be playful, but his ultimate goal is to remind you that life is meant to be lived, not just stressed over.
Tomorrowsâ worries? Thatâs for tomorrow. Todayâs? Eh, deal with them and move on. Heâs not about to let his adorable, flustered little human keel over from worry. "Canât have you overthinking yourself to an early grave," heâd joke, smirking as you roll your eyes.
AKAINU/SAKAZUKI
Oh boy, where do we even begin with Akainu?
Strap in, because this guy takes the concept of âguardian angelâ to a whole new level. You thought guardian angels were supposed to be all soft and comforting? Not Akainu. Nope. Heâs not here to coddle you; heâs here to run your life like a military operation. Imagine having a drill sergeant and a guardian angel rolled into one, and youâll start to get the picture.
Akainu takes his role very seriously. Like, obsessively so. His whole vibe screams, I will protect you at all costs, even if itâs from yourself, and you will thank me later.
And yeah, you do feel safe with him around, but letâs be realâitâs hard to relax when youâve got someone barking orders about how to âmake better life choicesâ while glaring at your empty water bottle like hydration is a personal affront. "Drink more water. NOW. How are you supposed to survive without proper hydration?"
Heâs firm, heâs direct, and he does not mess around. If you so much as think about doing something remotely risky, Akainu is there, arms crossed, his eyebrows furrowed in the most intimidating dad-face imaginable. âWhat are you doing? Did you think that through? No? Then donât do it.â And if you try to argue? Forget it. âIâm your guardian angel, not your yes-man. Sit down.â
Anything he sees as a threatâbad friends, bad habits, bad decisionsâgets obliterated faster than you can say, âBut Akainu, waitââ Nope, no waiting. Heâs already neutralized the problem, metaphorically or maybe literally incinerated it, and is giving you the look. You know the one. The look that says, âThis wouldnât have happened if you listened to me the first time."
And letâs talk about how thorough he is when it comes to your safety. During moments of crisis, Akainuâs got the whole situation handled before you even realize thereâs a crisis.
Someoneâs being aggressive toward you? Theyâre suddenly very apologetic. Demonic entity lurking around? They take one look at Akainu and nopenopeNOPE their way out of existence. Seriously, demons probably swap horror stories about him around their little demon campfires. âYeah, I tried to mess with one of his humans once. Never again. The guyâs a walking no-fly zone."
His presence is like a massive, unyielding shieldâa big, lava-hot wall of âtry it, I dare youâ energy. Itâs comforting in a Wow, Iâm invincible with this guy around kind of way, but also mildly terrifying because Akainu does not do half-measures. Heâs all in, all the time.
Despite all his drill-sergeant-meets-volcano-dad intensity, Akainu has a surprising amount of faith in you. Shocking, right? He genuinely believes in teaching you resilience and strength. Sure, heâs the guy who will body-check a demon into another dimension if they even look at you funny, but he also knows that shielding you from every challenge isnât going to help you grow.
So he lets you struggle a littleânot in a cruel way, but just enough for you to toughen up and figure things out. But donât worry, heâs got an internal alarm that goes off the second things get too real. Stakes too high? Heâs there faster than you can say, âWait, is this lava?â
Hereâs the thing about Akainu: he values discipline like itâs a currency, and he really wants you to learn how to take care of yourself. Butâbig âbutâ hereâhe also respects your autonomy.
If you donât want to listen to him? Fine. Thatâs on you. Just donât expect him to take it lightly when your bad decision inevitably explodes in your face. âOh, so this is what happens when you ignore my advice? Huh. Interesting. Didnât see that coming. Except I did. I told you it would happen. Repeatedly.â
Even if you do ignore him, curse at him, or (heaven forbid) give him attitude, Akainu isnât going anywhere. Sure, he might look like heâs about to erupt into a full-on volcanic tantrum, his metaphorical head steaming like an active geyser, but hereâs the kicker: heâll still protect you. Because youâre his human, and youâre stuck with him whether you like it or not.
And, yeah, heâll scold you afterward. Oh boy, will he scold you. His lectures are legendaryâpart life lesson, part motivational speech, part âhow do you not already know this?!â But underneath the frustration and the stern tone, you can tell it all comes from a place of genuine care.
His blunt, sometimes harsh advice might feel like a slap in the face (or a splash of molten lava), but itâs always honest, always unfiltered, and always rooted in his desire to see you thrive.
Akainu keeps a close, very close watch over your life. You think youâre sneaky? Think again. Heâs analyzing every decision you make like a CIA agent reviewing classified files. If thereâs even a hint of danger, heâs already two steps ahead, ready to intervene. He doesnât sugarcoat anything, ever.
Youâre not going to get soft reassurances or âeverything will magically work outâ vibes from him. Instead, you get the no-nonsense truth, served with a side of tough love and a lot of crossed arms.
If youâre reckless, self-destructive, or just plain dumb about your decisions, Akainu is going to let you hear about it. Youâll practically feel his fiery glare boring into your soul as he gruffly commands, âStop that.â Not a suggestion, not a requestâjust a straight-up order. And, letâs be honest, youâll probably stop, if only because his tone makes it sound like not stopping would somehow make the Earth implode.
While Aokiji is all about sprinkling breadcrumbs and letting you follow the trail like some kind of life lesson scavenger hunt, Akainu is not about that life. Oh no. Akainuâs approach is more⌠letâs call it âvisually and audibly overwhelming.â
Picture this: heâs standing in front of you holding a giant, blinding neon sign that screams, âDONâT DO IT!â Not enough? Donât worryâheâs also got a roaring semi-truck idling nearby, a megaphone cranked up to the max, a PA system blasting the same warning on repeat, and, for good measure, an air raid siren wailing in the background. Oh, and fireworks. Big, loud ones spelling out, âI SAID NO.â
And yet, somehow, beneath all the volcanic intensity, Akainu has⌠a soft spot for you. Yes, Akainu, the walking embodiment of no-nonsense justice, has a tender side. Shocking, I know. Donât expect him to go all mushy on youâheâs not about to hand out hugs or write heartfelt letters. His care comes through in a way thatâs 100% Akainu: practical, efficient, and borderline bossy.
For instance, if youâre not eating properly, heâll make sure you doâeven if it means somehow orchestrating events so your favorite meal shows up at the perfect time. âCoincidenceâ? Please. Thatâs Akainu, silently shaking his head at your questionable life choices and ensuring you donât faint from malnutrition.
Dangerous situation? Forget about it. Youâre already being quietly guided away before you even realize the threat existed. Your environment feels oddly stable and secure? Yep, thatâs him too, working behind the scenes like the overprotective angel he is.
Itâs wild to think about, but Akainu really does care in his own gruff, no-frills way. He might not shower you with affection or words of encouragement, but his actions? Oh, they speak volumes. Because at the end of the day, Akainuâs brand of love is this: making sure his human is alive, well, and not being an idiot.
When it comes to emotional support, Akainu is⌠well, letâs just say heâs a bit out of his element. Itâs not that he doesnât careâhe does, deeplyâbut the man wouldnât know how to ask âAre you okay?â if you handed him a script and a teleprompter. Emotional vulnerability? Yeah, thatâs uncharted territory for him.
If youâre having a rough time, heâll ensure youâre safe and secure, no questions asked. Did someone hurt you? Heâs already dealt with itâdonât ask how. Are you overwhelmed? Suddenly, your to-do list is mysteriously cleared, and your surroundings feel unnervingly calm. Did you notice your favorite comfort item conveniently reappear out of nowhere? Yeah, thatâs him. Heâs got your back, but donât expect him to say it out loud. Words are not his weapon of choiceâlava fists are, but we digress.
And, oh, he will check up on you later. Not in a âHey, how are you holding up?â kind of way. No, his style is more... covert ops. Picture this: youâre fast asleep, blissfully unaware, and Akainu is leaning over you like a silent hawk, his brows furrowed as he inspects your face. Is your expression too tense? Are you frowning? Smiling? Breathing weird? Heâs taking mental notes like itâs a military debriefing.
He might even mutter to himself while pacing. âThey seem fine⌠I think. Maybe. But what if theyâre not? Should Iâno, thatâs stupid. Theyâll be fine. Probably.â Eventually, he narrows his eyes, nods in silent approval, and disappears back to wherever guardian angels hang out, fully convinced that his midnight reconnaissance mission was a success.
Itâs almost sweetâif it werenât just a tiny bit unsettling. But hey, thatâs Akainu for you. He may not be a master of emotional nuance, but heâs got his own way of showing he cares. Whether itâs through practical actions, silent observations, or his âsecretâ check-ins, you know heâs always watching over you⌠in his Akainu way. And honestly? Thatâs more comforting than heâll ever admit.
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Meeting Victor is like trying to pet a stray cat: approach too quickly, and heâs gone before you even say âhello.â Heâs a master of the subtle retreatâone second there, the next, poof, like smoke in the wind. Victorâs shy, wary nature doesnât just make him skittish; itâs practically an Olympic sport. Heâs the reigning champion of Avoidance 101.
But donât worryâif you come at him gently, with no sudden movements and a kind heart, he might cautiously peer out from behind the metaphorical couch. Itâs a process though, so buckle up for the long haul. Winning Victorâs trust is less about grand gestures and more about the quiet, unspoken ones.
Want to impress him? Forget the flashy declarations of friendship and instead offer to help him feed the strays orâbetter yetâsilently leave him a little note of encouragement. Heâll find it later, blush like a tomato, and spend three days overthinking how to say âthank you.â
Victor values people who respect his boundaries like theyâre sacred artifacts in a museumâlook, but donât touch, unless invited. The tiniest, most understated acts of care leave the biggest impression on him.
Did you pick up a letter he dropped without making a big deal about it? Congratulations, youâre now a recurring character in the cinema of Victorâs mind. Heâll replay that scene like itâs Oscar-worthy, analyzing it frame by frame. âWere they just being kind, or did they pity me?â heâll wonder at 3 a.m., sandwiched between anxiety and the hope that maybeâjust maybeâyou actually like him for who he is.
Spoiler alert: Victor is going to assume pity at first. Thatâs just his brand.
Victorâs idea of initiating a conversation is basically an international diplomatic incident. Heâs not one to start talking, because, letâs be honest, that requires bravery, and heâs still working up to being brave enough to ask for extra ketchup at the fast food drive-thru. But once he trusts you and thatâs a long journey involving more emotional hoops than the Olympics, heâll let slip little nuggets of his inner world.
Heâll drop these tiny little gems about himself like itâs a treasure hunt, but youâve got to be quick, because theyâre easy to miss. One day, he might casually mention how a certain flower takes him back to his childhoodâcue the mental image of him as a tiny, awkward version of himself, surrounded by daisies.
Another time, he might comment on how peopleâs faces light up when they get letters, like heâs some sort of professional mail therapist who knows the emotional impact of a good envelope. When Victor opens up, itâs like witnessing a rare bird in the wildâblink and you might miss it.
Victor is not one for blatant hints, because heâs too busy trying to avoid direct confrontation (his skill at this could be rivaled only by the worldâs most skilled diplomats). So, no, heâll never explicitly ask for your company, because that would require him to open his mouth and risk exposing his soft, squishy emotional side.
Instead, his actions do the talkingâthough they might need a bit of interpretation, so keep your detective hat on. Victor might subtly adjust his delivery route so it conveniently passes by places you frequent. It's almost as if heâs carefully plotting to get within a five-foot radius of you, and hey, who could blame him? Maybe heâs just really into the whole âunexpectedly running into people you knowâ thing.
Or, if heâs really feeling bold, heâll linger a little longer when dropping off your mail, as if the mailbox suddenly has some profound existential meaning. If you happen to notice this and casually join him (because you are a good person who isnât going to let Victor spiral into further awkwardness alone, right?), heâll be overjoyedâbut also extremely flustered, because admitting he wants you around would require him to admit he has feelings. And that, my friend, is a level of vulnerability heâs not quite ready for. But donât worry, his heartâs doing the cha-cha on the inside.
Victor is a masterclass in the actions speak louder than words school of love. Heâs not going to serenade you with declarations of affection or wax poetic about how your eyes sparkle like the morning dewâbecause, frankly, just thinking about that would make him combust.
Instead, he shows he cares in his own quiet, sneaky way. Mention your favorite tea once, and guess what? Heâll remember it for eternity. Heâs got a mental file labeled Your Preferences: Highly Classified thatâs better organized than the national archives.
Youâll casually say, âOh, Iâve been meaning to read this one book,â and BAMânext thing you know, itâs magically in your mailbox with a little note that just says, âThought you might like this.â And if thereâs a stray cat you always stop to pet, Victor will casually start carrying an extra biscuit in his satchel for it.
Letâs be honest, thoughâif you look hungry enough, that biscuit might end up being for you. Itâs basically his love language: tea, books, and snacks.
If you want to make his day, just sit next to him quietly and do something peaceful together. Heâs like a houseplantâhappy just existing in the same space as you, soaking up the shared sunlight.
Whether youâre tending a garden, reading side-by-side, or helping stray animals, those moments make him feel like heâs starring in his own low-budget indie movie (the kind with no dialogue but lots of meaningful glances).
Thereâs no pressure to talk, and thatâs exactly how he likes it. If he had his way, his life would just be a montage of cozy, quiet activities with you, set to the soft plink of piano music.
Of course, Victorâs social anxiety has a habit of pulling pranks on both him and everyone else. One minute, heâs enjoying your company; the next, heâs retreating like a vampire caught in the sunlight. No explanation, no warningâjust poof, gone. Itâs not you, itâs himâand his brain, which likes to play a cruel game called Letâs Overthink This Until We Die.
If he avoids eye contact or looks like heâs considering tunneling through the nearest wall to escape, itâs not because youâve done anything wrong. Heâs probably just overwhelmed and desperately trying to remember how humans are supposed to behave. Give him some space, and heâll come back once heâs convinced himself you donât secretly think heâs the most awkward person alive.
Spoiler: he totally thinks you think that anyway.
Victor wrestles with an Olympic-level sense of unworthiness, like his brain has its own personal commentator constantly reminding him, âAnd here we have Victor, doubting his ability to be loved againâ10 points for consistency!â
He struggles to believe that anyone could genuinely care for someone like him, especially given his arsenal of awkwardness and insecurities. Seriously, if self-deprecation were a sport, heâd have a gold medal and a sponsorship deal.
But hereâs the thing: if youâre patient and reassuring, heâll eventually start peeling back the layers of his fears. He might quietly admit to his scopophobia (fear of being stared at), his doubts about whether heâs even capable of forming meaningful relationships, orâprepare yourself for heartbreakâhis lingering sadness over never receiving a letter addressed just to him. (Excuse me while I cry forever.)
When this happens, please, for the love of all that is good, donât panic and start shouting affirmations at him like youâre his personal life coach. Victor thrives on calm, gentle reassurance, not pressure or raised voices. Your steady, quiet presence is like emotional chamomile tea to his frazzled soul.
Despite all his self-doubt, Victor is ridiculously perceptive about your emotions, even if he doesnât always know what to do about them. Heâs the kind of guy who notices youâre upset before you even realize it yourself.
Did you sigh a little too heavily or stare off into space for three seconds longer than usual? Victor clocked it. And while he might not be the type to launch into a grand speech about feelings, heâll wordlessly show his care in his own way.
Maybe heâll leave a single flower on your deskâno note, no explanation, just there, like a little whisper of âI see you.â Or, if heâs feeling extra sneaky, he might nudge Wick in your direction, because letâs be real: nothing cheers a person up like an adorable animal whoâs clearly been coerced into playing emotional support.
One thing Victor absolutely loves is writing letters. And by love, I mean obsesses over to an absurd degree. His letters to you are the perfect blend of poetic and adorably clumsy, like heâs trying to pour his heart out but keeps tripping over the words.
One moment, youâll be reading something surprisingly profound about how much he values your presence, and the next, youâll find a sentence where heâs clearly panicked mid-thought and gone with something hilariously awkward. (âYour eyes remind me of⌠uh⌠really nice things!â)
But what makes these letters so special is how deeply personal they are.
Theyâre filled with gratitude for the quiet joy you bring into his life, written in a way thatâs so uniquely him you can practically hear him fumbling through each line. Honestly, if love languages were mail-based, Victor would be your number-one postman.
Crowds and Victor go together about as well as oil and waterâor Victor and social confidence. But if you casually mention liking something, prepare yourself, because this man will brave the seventh circle of hell (the local market) to get it for you.
Picture it: Victor, sweating bullets, weaving through bustling streets like a man on a mission, clutching his satchel like itâs a lifeline. Heâll return flustered but victorious, the prized item wrapped so carefully youâd think it was made of glass.
His face will be a mix of relief and pride, as if heâs just slain a dragon. (To be fair, for Victor, that is the equivalent.) Donât be surprised if he brushes off your thanks with an awkward, âOh, it was nothing,â while secretly hoping youâre impressed by his bravery. Spoiler alert: you should be.
Wick, Victorâs trusty dog, isnât just a petâheâs practically a third wheel in your relationship. And, honestly? Itâs adorable.
Victor sees Wick as an extension of himself, so when Wick curls up in your lap or adorably gnaws at your shoelaces, thatâs basically Victor saying, âI trust you with my soul, but, you know, through the dog.â
The moment you start caring for Wickâfeeding him, petting him, or playing fetchâVictorâs heart practically bursts into a thousand sparkly pieces. Watching you with Wick is like watching someone hold a tiny, fluffy version of his heart in their hands. Wickâs antics arenât just cute; theyâre a whole bonding experience.
Honestly, at this point, the three of you are a family. Wickâs the child, Victorâs the awkwardly doting dad, and youâre the incredibly patient parent trying to keep them both in line.
Arguments with Victor are about as common as a solar eclipse: rare, slightly uncomfortable, and leaving everyone a bit disoriented afterward. Confrontation isnât in his wheelhouseâif thereâs tension, his first instinct is to retreat like a turtle into its shell.
If heâs hurt, he wonât blow up or yell; instead, heâll quietly pull away, letting his mind run a marathon of overthinking. By the time youâve moved on, heâs still replaying the argument on loop like a bad soap opera. But hereâs the thing: Victor is ridiculously introspective.
Once heâs processed his emotions a process that may or may not involve pacing, Wick cuddles, and at least one existential crisis, heâll write you a letter. And not just any letterâa heartfelt, soul-baring essay on what went wrong, why he feels the way he does, and how much he still values you.
Victorâs ultimate dream isnât flashyâitâs not a yacht, a mansion, or a five-star lifestyle. No, in Victorâs perfect world, itâs just the two of you, Wick happily trotting at your heels, living your best life of ultimate domesticity.
No loud parties, no awkward small talk, just a quiet house with a cozy garden and maybe a suspiciously large collection of rocks Victor has insisted are âartistic.â The joy of daily routinesâmaking tea, feeding stray animals, and Victor nervously handing you love letters heâs rewritten five timesâis his idea of pure bliss. If this man ever proposes, itâs going to involve Wick wearing a bowtie and an âI woof youâ sign, so brace yourself for maximum wholesome chaos.
One day, Victor might finally muster the courage to show you his favorite quiet spots. Each one has a backstory thatâs equal parts sweet and painfully awkward.
Thereâs the meadow where he feeds stray animals because, of course, heâs secretly the neighborhood Dr. Dolittle. Thereâs the stream where he collects smooth stones, claiming they âhelp him think,â even though heâs just really bad at skipping rocks. And then thereâs the old tree. Beneath its branches is a hollow stuffed with letters Victor was too shy to deliver as a teenager.
Youâll probably find one addressed to âThat Kind Lady at the Bakery Who Smiled Once,â because heâs been like this forever. And if youâre really lucky, heâll read one out loud, stammering through every word.
Over time, you become more than just his partnerâyouâre his anchor, his emotional life raft, and occasionally his human shield in crowds. While Victor still breaks into a cold sweat at the thought of socializing (his personal Mount Everest), your presence helps him step outside his comfort zone.
Maybe heâll start saying âhelloâ to strangers instead of just nodding and looking at his feet, orâdare we dreamâheâll manage a full conversation without overanalyzing it later.
Knowing youâll always have his back gives him the courage to face the terrifying world of small talk and eye contact. And when heâs feeling especially brave, he might even join you in a crowd without Wick acting as his emotional chaperone. Just donât expect miraclesâVictorâs still Victor, after all. But you love him either way, shy or not <3
CHRISTMAS BONUS
Yes, itâs his birthday, but itâs also Christmas, and letâs just say the holiday tends to hog the spotlight like a diva at center stage. While everyoneâs busy decking the halls and roasting chestnuts, Victorâs birthday barely gets a whisper. Imagine being handed a gift as a kid and hearing, âThis counts for Christmas and your birthday!ââtraumatizing, honestly.
As an adult, heâs resigned himself to the overshadowed celebrations, but deep down, it still stings a little. But thatâs where you come in.
If you acknowledge his birthday with a small, heartfelt gestureâa handwritten card, a bouquet of winter flowers, or even a slightly burnt homemade cookieâheâll be so touched he might need to sit down. (Emotionally overwhelmed Victor is a sight to beholdâthink deer in headlights but with more blushing.)
On Christmas morning, Victor isnât inside unwrapping presents or sipping cocoa by the fire like a normal person. Nope, heâs outside in the frosty dawn, feeding the stray animals, because of course he is.
When you join him, he wonât make a big deal about it, but his face will light up like a Christmas treeâalbeit a very understated one. Without a word, heâll pull out an extra scarf from his satchel and gently wrap it around your neck. If you thank him, heâll just mumble something about it being cold, all while his ears turn red.
Wick, meanwhile, will be living his best life, barking like a lunatic and spinning around your feet in an uncoordinated display of canine excitement. Between the wagging tail, Victorâs shy smiles, and the soft crunch of snow underfoot, itâll feel less like a Hallmark movie and more like a quiet, perfect slice of real lifeâthe kind of moment Victor secretly dreams about but never dares to ask for.
Victorâs favorite part of the holidays isnât the gifts he receivesâitâs watching other people open theirs. Specifically, your gift. While youâre tearing into the wrapping paper, Victor is sitting there, looking like a bundle of nerves wrapped in a sweater, his amber eyes fixed on you with a mix of hope and terror.
His present is always something heâs put way too much thought into: a delicate trinket he made himself, like a pressed flower bookmark or a small wooden carving of you and Wick that probably took him hours. Heâll fidget like crazy as you look at it, practically sweating bullets, and then stammer out something like, âI-I wasnât sure if youâd like it, but I thought, uh... maybeâŚâ
Hereâs the thing: youâd better say you love it. Not just âlike it,â but full-on, scream-with-joy love it. Why? Because poor Victor will have spent approximately 400 sleepless nights agonizing over that gift. When you smile and tell him itâs perfect, heâll just about melt into the couch with relief.
Externally, heâll nod and mumble, âIâm glad,â like itâs no big deal, but internally, heâs bursting into a fireworks display so sparkly it could rival New Yearâs Eve. Wick might sense the mood too and start barking happily, adding to the chaos.
In the evening, as the holiday buzz winds down, you and Victor find yourselves by the fire, sharing a quiet, intimate moment. Heâs wrapped in a blanket like a burrito, and his hands are cradling a mug of tea that heâs barely touched because heâs too busy working up the courage to speak.
Finally, he starts recounting a few childhood Christmases. His voice is soft and hesitant, like heâs afraid the words might shatter if he says them too loudly. The stories themselves are simpleâa handmade toy from a neighbor, the first time he saw snowâbut his eyes glow with such quiet contentment that you can practically see the warmth of those memories written all over his face.
When the fire burns low, the two of you head out for a walk. Snow is falling in soft, lazy flakes, the kind that makes the world feel like itâs holding its breath. Wick, of course, is living it up, bounding ahead and occasionally stopping to sniff a suspicious patch of snow before darting off again.
Meanwhile, Victor stays close to you, his gloved hand brushing yours but never quite daring to hold it unless you make the first move. For once, he doesnât feel the usual anxiety about being seen. The world could be watching, but with you beside him, it doesnât matter. He feels safe, as though the snow-covered streets and the warmth of your presence are enough to shield him from everything else.
And if Wick comes barreling back mid-walk, absolutely covered in snow and looking absurdly pleased with himself, Victor might let out the softest laugh youâve ever heard. Itâs rare, like spotting a shooting star, and it fills the quiet evening air with a joy so pure you canât help but smile.
REQUEST: Hey! I saw your post about Julius x singer!s/o and I really love it! Can you do Julius with an s/o that loves to dance?
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: Julius đŤś
Julius strikes me as... quite the dancer. Not in the stiff, formal way you might expect of the Magic Emperor, but in the if-you-left-him-alone-on-a-dance-floor-with-music, heâd absolutely tear it up kind of way.
Thereâs just something about his boundless curiosity and love for spontaneity that screams hidden dance machine. At least to me. He might not admit it outright, but trustâif you ever caught him alone, heâd be moonwalking through the corridors of the Clover Kingdom.
But letâs talk about you. Your love for dance is something Julius adores because itâs so different from the rigid, structured life heâs surrounded by. To him, itâs like youâve found a secret way to escape the chaos of battles, duties, and time itself. When he watches you move, itâs as if all the pressures of leading the Magic Knights fall away, replaced by something rare and timeless.
Speaking of watching you danceâoh, he watches. And when I say âwatches,â I mean Julius has eyes only for you. His gaze follows you like the hands of a clock, but with none of the urgency.
Thereâs a quiet reverence in how he observes you, like heâs witnessing a fleeting masterpiece that can never quite be replicated. Itâs not just admirationâitâs captivation. Itâs Julius thinking, Wow, so this is what beauty looks like when itâs truly free.
And of course, in his ever-charming way, heâd draw comparisons to his love for magic. âYou know,â heâd say, his voice thoughtful and playful, âwatching you dance reminds me of time magicâeach movement so precise, yet flowing freely. Itâs like the hands of a clock moving in perfect rhythm!â
He wouldnât even realize how cheesy he sounded because, to him, itâs simply the truth. Youâre mesmerizing, and every step you take feels like a moment he wants to hold onto forever.
Julius is all in when it comes to supporting your love of dance. We're talking full, unwavering dedication here. Rearrange his entire schedule just to catch one of your performances? Done. Slip out of meetings with high-ranking officials because he âsuddenly remembered something urgentâ? Oh, absolutely.
Marx is already rolling his eyes because he knows exactly where his boss isâeither out hunting for intriguing new magic or sneaking off to wherever you are, dancing your heart out. And really, what else could Julius prioritize over you? (Certainly not boring paperwork.)
When Julius does find you, itâs not exactly a subtle arrival, either. Heâs the type to stand off to the side with his arms crossed like a proud dad, but the moment you start moving, his eyes light up with pure amazement.
His eyes sparkle and that signature wide grin of his appears, and for however long youâre dancing, heâs transfixed. Time? Deadlines? Bureaucratic responsibilities? Irrelevant. Itâs just you, him, and the joy radiating from your movements.
And if you catch him watching? Oh, heâs got the look. You know the one. The eyes filled with awe, the soft smile creeping in, the slight tilt of his headâheâs practically shouting, âThatâs my s/o! Look how incredible they are!â without actually saying a word. (Though, if Marx were there, you can bet Julius would be rambling about your talent for at least the next twenty minutes. Poor Marx is just trying to keep things on track while Julius waxes poetic about how youâre like âliving art.â)
But Julius doesnât stop there. Oh no. Heâs not just a spectatorâheâs your biggest cheerleader. The kind of person who encourages you to step out of your comfort zone, perform for others, and share your gift with the world.
âYou have this incredible ability to make people smile,â heâd say with that heartfelt sincerity of his. âYou should show more people what you can do!â And when you hesitate, wondering if youâre really good enough, Julius is already halfway through an impromptu speech about how your dancing brings joy, connection, and maybe even a little magic to everyone who sees it.
The idea of you teaching others? Fascinating. Heâs absolutely on board, probably throwing out ideas left and right: âWhat if you taught a class at the Magic Knightsâ headquarters? We could call it... hmm... Dance for the Soul! Or maybe Rhythmic Magic? No, wait! Time to Dance!â (Heâs laughing at his own pun before you even have the chance to react.)
Julius might not be a dancer by nature, but his sheer enthusiasm for trying is more than enough to make up for his lack of skill. When he attempts to mirror your movements, heâs... well, clumsy.
Thereâs no other way to put it. His steps are awkward, his timing is a little off, and sometimes he looks more like heâs dodging invisible attacks than actually dancing. But you canât help finding it absolutely endearing. Heâs so earnest, so determined to share this with you, that it doesnât matter if heâs good or not.
His favorite thing, though, is when you lead him in a simple waltz. The steps are easy enough for him to follow most of the time, and he adores how close it allows him to be to you. Heâll insist that heâs "studying" your movements, claiming itâll help him better understand the rhythm and flow of dance. But youâre not fooled.
You can see it in the way his eyes linger on you and how his lips curve into a soft smile. Julius isnât studying anythingâheâs just completely captivated by you and your amazing dance moves. And honestly, you could be doing the simplest thing, like clapping along to a beat or tapping your foot, and heâd still think you were the most incredible thing in the room.
Sometimes, heâll joke about using his Time Magic to help him out. âWhat if I just slowed myself down a little?â heâd say with a playful grin. âThat way, Iâd have a better chance of not stepping on your toes.â You know heâs teasing, but thereâs a tiny part of you that wonders if heâs genuinely considering it. He probably is.
Juliusâs playful side also shines through when it comes to surprising you. If youâre dancing alone in a quiet room, completely absorbed in the music, heâll suddenly appear out of nowhere, courtesy of his Time Magic.
One moment youâre alone, and the next, there he is, joining in with an exaggerated bow or a twirl thatâs far more dramatic than necessary. âCare for a partner?â heâll say, his tone light, as if he hadnât just jumpscared you.
Julius is nothing if not romantic, and when he gets the chance, he loves whisking you away to a secluded spot in the Clover Kingdom, hidden from the prying eyes of the world. Itâs usually somewhere peaceful, with a perfect view of the night sky.
Under the blanket of stars, heâll ask you to dance. Sure, his moves might still be a little clumsyâheâs no professional, after allâbut heâs so earnest that it doesnât matter. Heâs trying his best, and the way he looks at you, like youâre the only person in the universe, makes up for every misstep.
Festivals bring out a more playful side of Julius. The moment he hears music in the streets, heâs tugging you into a spontaneous dance right there in the middle of the crowd. Julius doesnât care whoâs watching; heâs shameless about showing affection, especially when it comes to you.
Heâs grinning ear to ear, twirling you around, and maybe throwing in a silly flourish or two just to make you laugh. He knows people are probably staring, but he doesnât mindâheâs staring too, completely captivated by your joy. And hey, someone has to properly show off how amazing you are, right?
At some point during the festivities, he might even suggest teaming up for a performance. âWhat if we combine your dancing with my magic?â heâd say, his excitement lighting up his face. And of course, Julius wouldnât settle for anything less than spectacular.
Heâd create ethereal visualsâglowing clock faces that tick in time with the music, cascading stars that shimmer around you, and soft, golden auras that trail your every step. Itâs not just a performance; itâs an enchanting display of magic and movement that leaves the entire audience in awe.
And oh, does he love seeing peopleâs reactions. The way their faces light up, the whispers of admiration as they watch youâit fills Julius with so much pride he can barely contain it. Heâs practically bouncing on his heels, like a kid on a sugar rush, proudly boasting about you as if he isnât the freaking Wizard King of the Clover Kingdom.
Some days, when the weight of being the Wizard King feels particularly heavy, Julius will seek you out with a soft smile and a simple request: âWill you dance for me?â Itâs not just about the beauty of your movements; for him, itâs a way to unwind, to find peace after the chaos of his responsibilities.
Sometimes, heâll join you for a slow, gentle dance to calming music, his steps more careful than usual as he holds you close. Other times, heâs content to sit back, his gaze filled with quiet admiration, as you lose yourself in the rhythm, your movements like magic in their own right.
Julius also often goes out of his way to enhance these moments for you. Heâs commissions musicians to play your favorite songs, ensuring the melodies are just right. If he canât find a musician, heâll jot down the names of songs or even snippets of lyrics in his journal, secretly planning to surprise you with them later. His effort is as touching as it is endearingâhe just loves seeing your face light up when you hear a familiar tune.
For your birthday or other special occasions, Julius takes things to another level. Using his Time Magic, he creates dazzling effects that turn your dances into something out of a dream.
Glittering sand suspended mid-air, glowing orbs that pulse gently in time with your movements, or delicate trails of light that follow your every stepâitâs his way of celebrating you. He always watches with a mix of pride and awe, knowing no magical display could ever outshine the joy you bring him.
And then thereâs Juliusâs unpredictable streak, which makes every day with him an adventure. One afternoon, he might show up with a beautifully tailored outfit in hand, an eager grin tugging at his lips.
âI happened upon this while exploring the markets,â heâd say, far too casual for someone who clearly planned this all along. âI just knew it would look perfect on you while you danced.â The outfit is, of course, stunningâand heâll insist on seeing you try it out immediately, claiming he needs to âmake sure itâs practical for twirling.â
On the most random of daysâat the most random of timesâheâll suddenly challenge you to a dance battle. Itâs always for fun, of course, but he takes the âbattleâ part hilariously seriously. If youâre in a competitive mood, heâs even more eager to go all out, complete with his usual playful antics.
And yes, he absolutely cheats.
His Time Magic makes an appearance almost immediatelyârewinding his moves to perfect a spin or fast-forwarding himself into positions you could never predict. Itâs less of a fair fight and more of a chaotic display of Julius being Julius.
Skill-wise, he doesnât stand a chance, but that doesnât stop him from putting on a show. Heâll ham it up like thereâs no tomorrow, pulling exaggerated poses and over-the-top flourishes that leave you laughing so hard you might actually lose your footing.
And if you do end up letting him win (out of sheer pity or because you canât breathe from laughing so much), heâll act like he just conquered the Clover Kingdomâs greatest challenge.
Still, thereâs no denying who the real star is. No matter how much fun heâs having, Julius loves watching you completely outshine him. Your talent leaves him in awe every time, and heâs not shy about admitting itâeven in the middle of your battle.
âIncredible!â heâll exclaim, pausing mid-step just to admire how effortlessly you move. Itâs all the proof you need that, despite the antics, he knows heâs lucky just to share the moment with you.
For Julius, your passion for dance is the perfect balance to the weight of his responsibilities as the Wizard King. It brings light and vibrancy to his life in ways few things can.
To him, your dances arenât just performancesâtheyâre moments of pure, unfiltered magic, far more powerful than any spell he could cast. Youâre his personal muse, the source of so much joy and inspiration, and he wouldnât trade that for anything in the world. <3
REQUEST: Do you think you can do the request for the reader who was a villain in the entire superhero world who somehow gets transported into one piece world and meet yandere Shanks? I like to imagine the reader acting naturally mischievous, just like Jinx from Arcane, although she only did it for fun and to survive for some reason.
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: I really hope I did this right because I have NOT been on my A game lately đ
Your arrival in the One Piece world is less of a graceful entrance and more of an explosionâliterally.
One moment, youâre minding your own business, and the next, youâre plummeting from the sky like some demented shooting star, limbs flailing and curses flying. You crash into the middle of a bustling port town, sending crates, seagulls, and the occasional unlucky bystander scattering in all directions. The dust settles, and there you are, standing in a crater of your own making, grinning like you meant to do that all along.
Welcome to the Grand Line, where logic checks out and chaos clocks in.
The marines stare at you with the wide-eyed horror usually reserved for sea kings or Luffyâs buffet bill. Pirates gawk, unsure whether to laugh, run, or offer you a drink.
You give them your signature sharp, mischievous grinâone part charm, two parts âIâm going to ruin your day,â and an extra sprinkle of âjust try me.â Confusion ripples through the crowd like a wave. You bask in it, your energy crackling and boundless, a living storm wrapped in human skin.
The local pirate crew, tough guys with a collective IQ rivaling a bag of rocks, size you up and make the classic mistake: they think youâre just some eccentric with a flair for drama.
Thatâs when you move. Before they can blink, youâve turned their leaderâs sword into a modern art installation, shoved two marines into a barrel labeled âPickled Fish Heads,â and balanced a seagull on your shoulder for dramatic effect. Panic and hilarity ensue.
Word travels fast on the high seas, and it doesnât take long for whispers of your chaos to reach ears in the highest (and lowest) places. The World Government adds your name to their ever-growing list of headaches, filed under âurgentâ and âwhy do we even bother?â Youâre not just a problemâyouâre a full-scale diplomatic incident wrapped in a smirk and delivered with a bow. Basically, youâre a concern now.
But itâs not just the marines who take notice. Somewhere far off, a certain red-haired pirate lifts an eyebrow. âLooks like thereâs a new wild card in the deck,â Shanks mutters, eyes glinting with that mix of amusement and intrigue. Congratulations, youâve officially caught the attention of the worldâs most unpredictable forces. This is where his obsession with you begins.
At first, Shanks is amusedâentertained, evenâby the novelty you bring to the seas. Honestly, who wouldn't be? The way you breeze through confrontations with the grace of a tornado and the subtlety of a sledgehammer piques his interest.
Watching you dismantle the strongest foes, evade the deadliest traps, and still manage to smile through it all is like watching a firework show that never endsâbright, unpredictable, and dangerously beautiful.
But Shanks isnât some easily impressed fool. No, heâs smarter than that. He doesnât just enjoy the show and move on. No, his amusement slowly morphs into something deeper. Something moreâŚobsessive. You donât just break rulesâyou make your own. And that, my friend, gets under his skin in a way he wasnât prepared for.
Itâs not just the chaos you bring to the table, but the fact that you seem to slip through danger with such ease. You take risks like youâre daring the world to stop you, and yetâyou never get caught.
Shanks, being the perceptive captain he is, knows thereâs something behind that. Thereâs a fire in you, sure, but thereâs also something moreâa certain⌠darkness? A guardedness that doesnât show on the surface but flickers in your eyes every time someone gets too close.
Oh, he notices that. You laugh and joke with everyone around you, your antics a constant stream of unexpected, glorious chaos, but when itâs just youâwhen the spotlightâs not on you, when you're not performing for an audienceâyouâre different.
Your smile tightens, sharp as a blade, more of a dare than an invitation. Itâs like a challenge in disguise, one that says, If you want something from me, you better be prepared for the cost. Shanks watches, fascinated, as you put on this show of being carefree and invincible, but underneath all the madness, youâre calculating. Youâre always thinking, always a step ahead.
Itâs obvious you donât trust anyone, not completely, and Shanks? Well, Shanks doesnât push too hard. Not yet, anyway.
Heâs intrigued, yes. But heâs not stupid. He knows better than to charge in like some lovesick fool. You? Youâre unpredictable, like a live wire just waiting to snap. He doesnât want to get too close too fast, doesnât want to make you feel cornered or raise an eyebrow at him.
And besides, thatâs part of the fun, isnât it? Watching from a distance, observing your every move, figuring out what makes you tick. The dance between curiosity and caution. Where did you come from? Who are you, really? How do you work? What makes someone like youâso erratic, so full of lifeâtick? Is it just instinct? A desire to keep the chaos alive? Or is there more to you than meets the eye?
And so, he watches. He watches the way you challenge the strongest and most fearsome foes like itâs nothing more than a Tuesday morning. He watches the way you smile at danger, never afraid of it, never running from itâjust wading through it like you were born for it.
And more than anything, he watches the way you handle yourself when the storm clears, when youâre alone in the aftermath of all your destruction. In short, his intrigue starts with hearing about you, then turns into obsession when he finally sees you in action. Shanks is no stranger to dangerous things. And you, my dear, are dangerousâalbeit in the best way possible.
Eventually, after admiring you from the shadows for so long, he decides to approach you. He does it in the most Shanks-like way possible: a mix of casual charm and reckless abandon. Heâs not one for grand entrances; no crashing through walls or dramatic monologues here. No, heâs more of a âshow up when you least expect it, but somehow it feels like heâs been there all alongâ type.
Picture this: youâre lounging somewhere high upâbecause heights are fun and gravity is just a suggestion when youâre you. Maybe youâre perched on a crooked rooftop, legs dangling dangerously over the edge as you tinker with a small gadget you found in some unsuspecting marineâs coat pocket. Itâs a ticking contraption that probably shouldnât be ticking, but thatâs half the fun, isnât it? The town below is bustling, oblivious to the chaos brewing in your hands. A seagull eyes you warily, as if itâs considering retirement if you stick around any longer.
Thatâs when he makes his move.
Shanks approaches you the way a cat would approach a birdâslow, steady, and with a smirk that suggests he already knows how this will end. He makes his presence known before he gets too close, humming some sea shanty thatâs off-key enough to be endearing but not so bad that youâd throw your shoe at him.
Heâs got his signature grin in place, the kind that says Iâm here for a good time and maybe a headache or two. The townspeople below donât even bat an eye; theyâre too busy trying to remember if they left their windows locked the last time you strolled by.
Now, Shanks isnât trying to startle you. Heâs smarter than thatâheâs seen what happens to those who catch you off guard. One minute, theyâre standing proud, and the next, theyâre tied up in some sort of human pretzel that makes them reconsider all their life choices.
No, he doesnât want to be on the receiving end of whatever improvised booby trap you have up your sleeve today. So, once heâs within sight, he makes sure to announce himself, arms spread wide as if to say, Look! No hidden swords, no sudden moves. Just me and my questionable sense of judgment.
âAm I interrupting, or is this a bad time to mention that thingâs probably set to explode?â He quips, eyes twinkling with amusement. Of course, heâs not really worriedâitâs Shanks. The manâs faced off against warlords and monsters that would send most pirates running home to their mothers, so a mischievous villain with a penchant for mayhem? Thatâs practically a vacation.
You arch a brow, glancing from him to the gadget thatâs still ticking away. Itâs almost funnyâthe most wanted man on the seas is standing there, grinning at you like heâs just wandered into a tavern and found the last seat at the bar.
Shanks knows heâs playing a risky game, approaching you unarmed and unafraid. But then again, thatâs exactly the kind of gamble he loves. Heâs betting that the spark of curiosity in your eyes will outweigh whatever impulse tells you to turn this meeting into a test of reflexes. And letâs be honest: heâs not wrong.
You tilt your head, the corners of your mouth quirking up just enough to let him know youâre intriguedâbut not enough to let him off the hook. Whatâs his angle? Why is one of the most infamous pirates in the world standing here, acting like heâs just interrupted a casual hobby and not a potentially catastrophic experiment?
Itâs not lost on you that most would run in the opposite direction at the mere sight of you tinkering with something potentially explosive. But this man? This ridiculous, audacious, red-haired captain? Heâs leaning in, all while wearing that grin thatâs one part roguish and two parts Iâm absolutely going to regret this later. And somehow, thatâs exactly what makes him fascinating.
At first, itâs almost funny. Because after that heâll just start popping up out of nowhere, leaning casually against a market stall or sipping a drink at some rowdy tavern youâre sure he has no business being in.
He always wears that same knowing smile, as if the universe itself just happens to love playing matchmaker with you two. âCrazy running into you here,â heâll say, voice laced with that lazy, deep amusement that makes you want to both smirk and roll your eyes. Crazy? Please. The only thing crazier is how often heâs finding you in the middle of your next big scheme.
But soon, the pattern becomes unmistakable. It doesnât matter where you goâa sleepy fishing village where you may or may not have set a few docks on fire for fun, or a dense jungle where youâre sure no one could possibly find you while you scout for mischiefâthere he is.
Always at the perfect time, always with that lopsided grin and a sparkle in his eye that says heâs loving every second of it. Itâs uncanny, really. The manâs supposed to be one of the most powerful pirates alive, yet here he is, spending an absurd amount of time just âaccidentallyâ running into you.
And oh, how it gets under your skin. Because whether youâre raiding a marine base disguised as a disheveled merchant or setting up a prank involving way too much gunpowder and a seagull with questionable morals, there he isâunfazed and curious, with that maddening, calm presence of his.
Heâs not just watching; heâs studying you, savoring every moment like youâre the best show on the high seas. Sure, anyone else would be calling for backup or running for cover, but not him. No, heâs the fool standing in the eye of the storm, watching with the kind of exhilarated wonder usually reserved for treasure hunts or legendary battles.
You, on the other hand, start to notice his little game. The âoincidencesâ pile up until theyâre as obvious as a sea king at a beach party. Youâre torn between annoyance and amusement. Itâs flattering, in a way.
After all, itâs not every day that someone like Shanks, with all his charm and laid-back swagger, goes out of his way to stalkâsorry, coincidentally encounterâsomeone as unpredictable as you.
But itâs also infuriating. Who does he think he is, trying to turn the tables on you? Youâre the master of chaos, the orchestrator of mayhem, and here he is, making you feel like youâre the one caught in some elaborate game.
Still, you try to outwit him. You switch up your routines, veer off into the most uncharted, unpredictable places, places so remote even the mapmakers just gave up and doodled sea monsters instead. You lay low, stir up trouble in places youâre sure wonât make it back to any pirate worth their salt. But somehow, some way, there he is.
Maybe heâs helping himself to an ale at the dingiest bar you could find, or maybe heâs leaning against a tree in the middle of nowhere, one hand on his sword and a smirk that practically screams, You didnât really think Iâd let you get away that easily, did you?
And if you try to push him away, that just wonât work. If anything, heâs more enchanted. Because to Shanks, every glitter bomb, every prank, every trick you pull is just another piece of the puzzle, another reason to be fascinated by you.
And somewhere between dodging your traps and trying not to laugh himself to death, he realizes heâs not just amused anymoreâheâs head-over-heels, completely gone, the kind of infatuation that doesnât end with simple fascination but with something much deeper. The man who could laugh off an admiralâs challenge now finds himself more captivated by you than any battle or bounty could ever make him.
Shanksâ affection sneaks in slowly, like a storm building on the horizonâquiet at first, but impossible to ignore once it hits. It starts as something harmless: an extra drink sent your way when youâre raising hell in a tavern, a knowing smirk as he casually keeps one hand on his sword when a fight breaks out.
But then it grows.
He starts hoveringânot in an obvious, clingy way, but enough that it feels like heâs always a step behind you. Whether youâre flipping off marines or turning another pirateâs ship into a makeshift fireworks display, heâs there. Watching. Always watching.
And for someone whoâs supposed to be laid-back, Shanks sure has a knack for snapping to attention whenever youâre around. His laugh gets a little tighter when someone brings up your antics, like heâs torn between pride and worry.
His crewmates donât miss a thing, of course, but they keep their mouths shut. They know better than to tease their captain about the gleam in his eye whenever you come up in conversationâor the way his fingers tap restlessly on the table when he hasnât âaccidentallyâ bumped into you in a while.
Itâs funny, really. Shanks is a Yonko, one of the most feared men in the world, and yet here he is, acting like a lovesick teenager. And the best part? He thinks heâs hiding it. Heâs still doing his whole carefree routine, leaning against doorframes and cracking jokes like he doesnât have an entire fleet of informants feeding him your every move.
But the shift is there, subtle but undeniable. His usual nonchalant swagger stiffens just a bit when another pirate crew gets too close to you, his grin falters for half a second when someone else makes you laugh, and his voice drops into something darker, something more dangerous, when he tells you, âStay where I can see you.â
Oh, and letâs not forget the moment you decide to respond in the most you way possible. Because if Shanks is going to try to rein in your chaos, youâre going to remind him exactly who heâs dealing with.
Maybe you flash him your sharpest grin, the kind that screams I dare you. Or maybe you immediately do the opposite of what he asked, vanishing into the crowd like a puff of smoke just to see how fast heâll find you again. (Spoiler alert: itâs fast. Too fast, honestly. How does he keep doing that?)
Or maybe you just pull one of your classic stuntsâa grenade-like gadget tossed high into the air with a wild laugh, sending nearby pirates scrambling for cover while you pirouette out of harmâs way. The chaos doesnât faze you; itâs your natural state.
Shanks, on the other hand? He doesnât even flinch. He just stands there, arms crossed, watching you with that maddening mix of amusement and exasperation, like a parent watching their kid lick a lightning rod during a storm. Sure, heâs smiling, but thereâs a tightness to it, a barely-contained edge that says, Youâre going to be the death of me, arenât you?
But thatâs the thing about Shanksâheâs not angry. No, heâs enchanted. Youâre a hurricane in human form, and he doesnât want to tame you. He just wants to keep you safe. And thatâs the part that messes him up the most: you donât need him to protect you. Youâve been surviving on your own for years. You donât need Shanks. But oh, does he need you.
And the more he watches you dance on the edge of chaos, the deeper he falls. He sees the way you laugh in the face of danger, the way you challenge anyone and everyone with that gleam in your eye, like youâve got nothing to lose. But he also sees the cracks, the moments when your guard slips and the weight of your past sneaks through.
And those moments? They hit him harder than any punch ever could. Because for all your chaos, all your wild unpredictability, he knows thereâs a part of you thatâs still searchingâfor what, heâs not sure. Safety? Belonging? Something else entirely? Whatever it is, Shanks wants to be the one to give it to you.
But heâs careful. Oh, heâs so careful. He canât let you see just how deep this obsession goesânot yet. He keeps his grin wide, his tone light, his demeanor easygoing. But every time you pull one of your stunts, every time you put yourself in danger just for the thrill of it, his heart clenches.
And when someone else gets too close, when they so much as look at you the wrong way, that laid-back facade cracks, just for a second. Because Shanks may be calm, may be collected, but when it comes to you? Heâs a man on the edge. And you? Youâre still playing your own game, dancing circles around everyone who tries to keep up.
Letâs skip to maybe a few months or so: Itâs one of those rare, quiet momentsâwell, as quiet as things get with you around. Maybe youâre perched precariously on a ledge, fiddling with some contraption made from salvaged parts that you swiped from a marine ship, casually ignoring the fact that the thing looks like itâs one wrong wire away from detonating in your hands. Shanks is nearby, sitting cross-legged on a crate, his hat tipped back and his arms resting on his knees, watching you like youâre the most fascinating thing heâs ever seen. And honestly, you are.
Thatâs when you drop it. Completely unprompted, of course, because why would you bother easing him into it? One second youâre talking about how annoying it is that the marines keep sticking Wanted posters of you up in towns you havenât even been to yet, and the next, youâre casually saying, âOh yeah, by the way, Iâm not even from this world. So thatâs a thing.â
Shanks pauses mid-drink, the rim of his mug hovering just shy of his lips as he blinks at you. For once, the ever-unflappable Red-Haired Yonko looks... well, flapped. He sets his beverage down slowly, his eyes narrowing in that curious, thoughtful way of his, like heâs trying to decide whether youâre messing with him or if youâve finally gone completely off the deep end. (Letâs face it, itâs a toss-up.)
You, of course, are completely unbothered by his reaction. In fact, youâre barely paying attention to him at all, too busy tinkering with your little doomsday deviceâor whatever the hell that thing is.
You start explaining, your words coming out in bursts of chaotic energy as you wave your hands around (which, considering youâre holding wires and probably a live battery, is extremely concerning).
You tell him about your worldâhow itâs full of superheroes and villains, and how you were one of the latter. Not because you were evil or anything, but because it was fun. Survival was tough in a world like yours, so you made your own fun, pulled a few heists, caused a bit of mayhem, blew up a few buildings here and there (details, details).
You glance up at Shanks, your eyes sparkling with mischief, and add, âAnd then one day, BAM! Out of nowhere, I get spawn and fall from the sky and into this place. Like the universe itself went, âYou know what? Youâre too much for this world. Letâs try you somewhere else.ââ You laugh, loud and unrestrained, clearly enjoying the absurdity of it all.
Shanks, meanwhile, is still trying to process what youâve just told him. Itâs not that he doesnât believe youâhonestly, at this point, heâd believe just about anything when it comes to youâbut itâs a lot to take in. Another world? With superheroes and villains? And youâyouâwere one of the villains? He canât help but chuckle at that. Of course, you were. It explains so much.
Still, he has questions. So many questions. Like, how did you get here? Can you go back? Do you even want to go back? And, more importantly, what kind of idiot superheroes let you run wild long enough to wreak havoc in their world?
He doesnât ask, thoughânot yet. Instead, he watches as you get bored of your gadget and toss it behind you with a shrug, causing a small explosion that sends a flock of seagulls squawking into the sky. You donât even flinch, just lean back on your hands and grin like a kid who just got away with stealing cookies from the jar.
âThat explains why no oneâs ever heard of you,â Shanks finally says, his tone light but his eyes sharp, studying you. âNot that it matters. Youâve already made a name for yourself here.â
You smirk at him, that wild, mischievous grin that makes his chest tighten in a way heâs not ready to unpack. Of course, youâve made a name for yourself here. Youâre you. Doesnât matter what world youâre inâyouâre always going to be the storm that leaves chaos in its wake.
But what Shanks doesnât sayâwhat he wonât say, not yetâis that your revelation changes everything for him. Because now, itâs not just about keeping you safe from the marines or rival pirates. Itâs not just about protecting you from the dangers of this world. Itâs about keeping you here. In this world. With him. Because if youâre not from here, if you somehow came from somewhere else, then whatâs to stop you from vanishing again?
The thought sends a spike of unease through him, but he buries it beneath his usual easy grin. He wonât let that happen. He canât. Youâve turned his world upside down in the best possible way, and heâs not about to let you slip through his fingers.
If the universe went through the trouble of dropping you into his life, then damn it, heâs going to make sure you stay there. Even if it means playing along with your chaos and keeping his own obsession hidden behind that charming, carefree facade.
And so, life continuesâa kaleidoscope of chaos, obsession, and unpredictable adventures that leave the Grand Line buzzing with your name. Shanks, ever the enigma, plays his role of charming pirate captain to perfection, but you know better by now.
The surface-level grin, the casual remarks, the way he always "just happens" to be in the same port town as you? Yeah, no oneâs buying that anymore. The man is hooked, and not even the sea itself could untangle him from you.
But the question lingersâwhat next? Youâve already turned this world upside down, left a trail of havoc, and made a Yonko, one of the most powerful men alive, fall head-over-peg-legs obsessed with you.
And yet, your spirit is as untamed as ever. Shanks knows this, too. Oh, heâd love for you to stay, to have you as part of his crew or even just within reach, but you? Youâre not the type to stick around for too long. Youâre a storm, a burst of energy that refuses to be tied down by anythingânot even the Red-Haired Pirate himself.
Still, Shanks canât help but hope. He wonât say it outright, of course. Instead, heâll do what he does best: adapt.
If you decide to wander, heâll make sure to hear about your escapadesâwhether from his informants, his crew, or the occasional Wanted poster featuring your grinning face plastered in every marine office from here to the New World. And if he hears that youâre in trouble? Oh, heâll be there. Not immediately, because that would be too obvious, but soon enough to lend a hand and maybeâjust maybeâsteal a bit more of your time.
And if you do decide to stay? If you decide that maybe, just maybe, the chaotic magnetism between the two of you is worth exploring? Well, Shanks isnât going to complain. Heâll welcome you with open arms and maybe a locked door or twoâjust in case you try to bolt, ready to see where this wild ride takes the both of you.
But hereâs the thingâthis is your story. Whether you stick around, sail off on your own, or somehow find a way back to your world of superheroes, itâs all up to you.
Shanks knows this, even if he hates to admit it. He knows he canât control you, and truthfully, he wouldnât want to. That unbridled chaos is part of what drew him to you in the first place.
So maybe one day youâll vanish, just as suddenly as you arrived, leaving behind a legend that grows wilder with every retelling. Or maybe youâll stick around, redefining what it means to be a pirate in this world. Either way, one thing is certain: youâve left a mark on this worldâand on Shanksâthat wonât be forgotten anytime soon.
And who knows? Maybe chaos itself has finally found a place it belongs. Or maybe it was never about belonging at all. Either way, the seas will never be the same. And neither will he.

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I know almost NO ONE in the OP fandom cares about Akainu or the marines at that, but gosh, Iâve been so hyper-fixated on the admirals for way too long I HAVE to talk about them. I know absolutely no one who loves these justice freaks as much as I do, and Iâm going to die in 5 seconds and make it the worldâs problem if I donât speak up about my love for them.
This post is going to talk about Akainu because currently heâs my number one. I donât really know where Iâm going with this, but for now I mostly just want to rant about him and the actor he was based off ofâcall it fun facts about Akainu or whatever. Frankly, I could see why so many people hate himâfor killing a beloved character, right? I think thatâs why almost everyone just utterly dislikes him, and thatâs completely understandable. But I wish more people could talk about him because heâs a really interesting character to me.Â
Warning there is no grammar in this because Iâm currently writing this on a whim.
The actor Akainu is based on is Bunta Sugawaraâwhich probably most people arenât familiar with. The only reason I even found out about his existence was because of this.
And Oda was right to say that those still in school likely donât know who the hell these actors areâbecause they were from a long time ago. Well, kind of. Not reallyâI donât know. Yusaku Matsuda was born on September 21st 1949âKunie Tanaka on November 23rd 1932âand Bunga Sugawara on August 16th 1933âwhat Iâm trying to say here is that they were all somewhat born in close range yearsâif that make sense.
And yes, Bunta actually voiced Kamari from Spirited Awayâthereâs actually a video on YouTube showing Bunta doing his voice lines with Hayao Miyazaki and a few other people sitting in the back as Bunta does his thing. I unfortunately canât find that video anymore but it was cute because when Bunta does a lot of hand gestures while reading his linesâit was amusing to watch.
Did you also know that Akainuâs real name, Sakazuki, is actually the name of a film Bunta played in? I have yet to watch the movie, but itâs about a young yakuza soldier (that soldier being Bunta) torn between staying in his current life or leaving his family when his boss refuses to follow their ancient code of ethics. I can say, though, that I have watched like two or three movies that Bunta played in (in fact Iâm currently watching The Viper Brothers!!!). Iâve also watched a bunch of other trailers of films he plays inâand you know what I notice every single time?
Bunta always plays this short-tempered, stern, and violent character. Like, I mean ALWAYS. And you know what else? Heâs always starring in Yakuza filmsâlike almost all his movies have something to do with the Yakuzaâwhich is ironic considering Oda made Akainu very dogmatic about justice, and obviously anything yakuza-related is far from justice. When you compare the characters Bunta plays as and Akainu, you can literally see how perfectly Oda blended the two. Like most of the characters Bunta plays, Akainu is also firm, stern, stoic, serious, dogmatic, short-tempered, and aggressive. The only drastic difference is how Akainu is all about justiceâwhile the characters Bunta plays mostly have to do with just getting to power and the usual yakuza stuff, you know? If you look up Bunta Sugawara, youâll get a bunch of trailers of all the different films he plays in, and youâll see exactly what I mean.
Did you ALSO know that Bunta was aware that Akainu was based off of him? Iâm not even joking. I did the biggest đŽ of my life when I found out.
When Bunta retired, he became a farmer. His farm sold chilli pepper and the brand logo for that was literally THIS:
Oda himself drew his hot pepper brand logoâno joke. Itâs amazing because now I canât stop thinking about another universe where One Piece just takes place in a modern AU and Sakazuki is just a guy selling chili pepper. Oda said the order to draw the chili pepper logo was actually made by Buntaâs wife. And if Iâm not wrong, I believe Bunta even commented as a joke that heâll use the logo as long as One Piece is popular. Itâs even better when you realize itâs confirmed that Akainuâs favorite goods are white rice and HOT PEPPER.
Ugh, just imagine Akainu selling chili pepper instead of being such a single-minded justice freak of a manâŚ
Anyway, thank you for coming to my ted talk. If you sent in a request, Iâm working on itâTRUST. đ
You already know who this is lmao. Since you wrote Andrew perfectly from IDV I GOTTA see how you write Frederick relationship overview đđ I love my poor disgruntled ex prodigee French man
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: Iâve got nothing to say about Frederick mains yet because I stopped playing around his releaseâŚbut iâm sure his mains are fun to play with. I imagine they accidentally pop ciphers a lot too.
At first, Frederick would charm you in a way that feels almost unfair, like heâs playing a game you didnât know youâd signed up for???
Youâd find yourself completely entranced by Frederickâthereâs no escaping it. This man doesnât just walk into a room; he makes an entrance with a grace so smooth it practically slides in on polished shoes. Heâs got this natural elegance that makes you wonder if he spends his weekends secretly training under some Victorian-era etiquette coach.
Every word, every subtle movement, is meticulously chosen to leave a lasting impression. You can almost hear a soundtrack playing whenever he talks. His gaze? Oh, itâs not just looking at you; itâs reading your very soul, flipping through your emotional pages like a well-loved book. This guy has the power to sweep any lady off their feet, whether they want to be swept or not. But donât get too worriedâyouâre not just anyone to Frederick.
Dating Frederick is like a high-stakes thriller with poetic intermissions. When heâs chosen you as his focus, youâll know it. Heâs as devoted as a knight in shining armor with an artistic twist. Forget flowersâheâs out there composing symphonies that embody the way you laugh or the way you wrinkle your nose when youâre annoyed.
And yes, heâs that extra. But itâs not all rainbows and heartfelt sonatas. His passion runs as deep as the Mariana Trench, and with that comes a protective streak that would put guard dogs to shame.
His moments of jealousy? Letâs just say he doesnât do halfwayâFrederick only knows extremes. If you so much as wave at your barista a second too long, brace yourself for a brooding soliloquy about loyalty and his existential fear of being forgotten.
See, the man doesnât just want to be liked or loved; he needs to be your everything. Heâs got this internal scoreboard and if heâs not winning the gold medal in your heart, whatâs the point? To Frederick, being mediocre is worse than losingâitâs being invisible, and he wonât settle for that. And honestly, why should he?
When it comes to love, Frederick doesn't do simpleâno, he composes entire symphonies that could put Hollywoodâs most dramatic love themes to shame. His idea of showing affection? Itâs nothing short of an epic masterpiece.
Youâd find yourself at the center of a grand concerto, where each note is painstakingly crafted to echo the highs, the lows, and those delicious in-betweens of your relationship. And, of course, private performances would become as routine as morning coffee.
Picture this: Frederick seated at a piano, fingers dancing across the keys, eyes darting to your face every other second as if he's trying to capture every flicker of your reaction. Is that awe? Is that admiration? Good. Heâll take that as a win. Your approval? Itâs like a five-star review in a world where his love language is measured in crescendos and decrescendos.
But let's not forgetâFrederick is a hopeless romantic, the kind whoâs read Wuthering Heights one too many times and thought, Yeah, I can top that.
Love letters? Oh, theyâre not just notes; theyâre beautifully penned, metaphor-laden works of art that could make Shakespeare sit down and take notes. Candlelit concerts? Heâs already planned three for next month, complete with a playlist that rivals the greatest romantic ballads in history.
And the surprises donât stop there; you'll find flowers and little notes tucked into places you'd never expect: your bag, the fridge, maybe even the laundry hamper (donât ask how they got there).
But for all his flair, Frederick isnât just about grand gestures. There are those quieter, softer moments that catch you off guard and remind you that his love is as layered as one of his symphonies.
A simple lean of his head on your shoulder while you read, a touch so subtle you almost question if it happened, or that electric, intense gaze from across a crowded roomâthose moments are like a secret shared between the two of you. Itâs like speaking an unspoken language, one where every glance and touch is a verse in an ever-unfolding poem that only the two of you understand.
Frederickâs sensitivity is a double-edged sword in your relationship, like owning a cat thatâs both affectionate and completely unpredictable. On one hand, his perceptiveness is unmatched. This man could tell youâre upset from the way youâre stirring your coffee or the subtle shift in your smile.
Before you even have the chance to sigh, heâs there with those eyes full of concern, ready to listen and offer comfort that feels like a warm blanket on a cold day. Itâs this deep empathy that forges an almost magical connection between you two, making you feel seen and understood in a way thatâs rare. When Frederickâs with you, heâs with youâbody, mind, and soul.
But thereâs a catch, and itâs a big one.
His own emotions are about as stable as a teetering Jenga tower in the middle of an earthquake. Frederick feels everything on a scale of 1 to 100, with no in-between. Did you forget to say goodnight because you fell asleep? Prepare for an orchestra of internal questioning that could rival Hamletâs soliloquy. Did you compliment a friendâs new jacket without immediately reassuring him that he still has the best taste in the room? Cue the silent spiral of doubt. He doesnât just overthinkâhe over-operas. (Am I funny yet or do I just sound corny?)
Reassurance isnât just appreciated; itâs essential. A simple âIâm here for youâ can turn his internal storm into a calm, clear sky. Without it, his mind becomes a symphony of self-doubt, complete with the tragic overture of âAre they slipping away?â
And while it might sound exhausting, knowing this about Frederick means youâre sharing in something unique: a relationship where vulnerability is met with raw honesty and a commitment to each otherâs emotional landscapes. Just be prepared for those moments when your calming words are the only thing standing between him and a full Shakespearean-level existential crisis.
While Frederick effortlessly projects an aura of undeniable charm and sophistication, itâs in those rare, private moments that you get to see beyond the polished exterior. These are the times when the cracks in his armor show, and you catch glimpses of the man behind the grandeur.
Heâll sit beside you, the gleam in his eyes softened, and open up about the disappointments that still gnaw at him. Heâll talk about the aching void left by his estranged family, the times he felt abandoned, and the relentless fear of mediocrity that follows him like a shadow he canât shake.
Itâs then you realize that his vanity isnât just there to dazzle; itâs a well-crafted shield, desperately protecting the perfection-seeking artist whoâs terrified of being truly seen and found wanting. In these moments, your acceptance of himâraw, imperfect, and honestâis worth more than a standing ovation at a sold-out concert.
But, spoiler alert: listening quietly wonât cut it.
He doesnât just want to see that youâre present; he needs to hear your voice, feel your words like a balm on his frayed nerves. A silent nod isnât enough when his mind is a cacophony of insecurities. He craves your reassurance like itâs the only song that can drown out the dissonance of self-doubt.
Then there are those times when Frederickâs paranoia takes center stage, and his brain transforms into a crime scene investigator looking for clues of your potential disinterest. Did you pause a beat too long before answering a question? Heâll dissect that silence like a forensic expert, eyes narrowing as if you just handed him the Rosetta Stone of heartbreak.
Even your simplest words or expressions are put under a microscope, magnified until heâs convinced heâs found proof that youâre slipping away. And yes, this can lead to some tension thatâll have you wondering if youâre in a relationship or a 24/7 reality show with constant performance reviews.
But hereâs the twistâyour patience and understanding are the keys to unlocking the security he craves. Sure, it might feel like youâre on an emotional tightrope at times, but when you take that moment to reassure him, to tell him heâs enough, youâll see the tension melt away, and the storm in his eyes settle. Your steady, confident love is what helps Frederick silence the relentless chorus of doubt, making him feel seen, cherished, andâfinallyâsecure.
Frederick has an eye for beauty, a radar for aesthetics, and a deep appreciation for lifeâs most elegant experiences, so if youâre with him, get ready for a whirlwind of high-class romance. Dates with Frederick arenât just nights outâtheyâre productions.
Picture this: a night at the opera where heâs reserved the best seats, just for you and him, leaning close to whisper his insights on the music while his fingers absentmindedly trace patterns on your arm. Or an evening spent at a prestigious art gallery where he guides you from piece to piece, sharing stories and perspectives that make the artwork come alive.
Even a simple walk in the park with Frederick is elevated; heâs not just strollingâheâs carefully navigating to the most scenic routes, stopping at every blooming flower and golden-lit pond to take in the view and share a quiet moment of awe with you. Heâll glance at you with that expectant smile, as if to say, Isnât this incredible?âand yes, heâll definitely be checking to see if you agree.
And yes, if youâre wondering, he does have standardsâexpectations, even. Frederick doesnât want to enjoy these experiences alone; he wants to bask in your shared appreciation, revel in your mutual admiration for art, architecture, and all things exceptional.
Heâll be delighted to show you off to his social circle, introducing you with a certain pride, as if youâre the finest piece in his collection of treasured things. But with that comes an unspoken agreement that youâll match his refined demeanor and partake in his world of cultured conversation and elegant gestures.
Now, donât get me wrong, heâs not expecting you to memorize 18th-century sonatas overnight or debate the merits of impressionism versus post-impressionism at every cocktail party. But if he catches even the slightest yawn during a concert or a vague, non-committal âIt was fineâ when he asks your thoughts on an exhibitâoh boy, brace yourself.
His brows will furrow in a way that says Is this really happening?, and suddenly, the air will feel a bit tense, like youâve hit a wrong note in the symphony of his evening. He thrives on shared enthusiasm, so when he doesnât see that spark in your eyes, heâs left wondering if youâre really on the same page or if youâd rather be anywhere else.
The key to navigating these moments? Patience and a touch of reassurance that, yes, youâre in this for the full experienceâfancy outfits, whispered critiques at the opera, picturesque paths and all.
One thing about Frederick? He holds mediocrity in absolute contempt. This extends beyond his own aspirations and into the realm of your relationship, which, to him, is just another area where greatness must reign supreme.
If you're with Frederick, get ready for a personal coach, cheerleader, and, occasionally, an overly intense life mentor wrapped into one. Heâll push you to chase your dreams and wonât just clap when you reach a milestoneâheâll give you a standing ovation, complete with dramatic applause.
But with that passionate encouragement comes an edge; Frederick will also be your most unsparing critic, the kind whoâll say, âThat was good, but it could be phenomenal,â right when youâre ready to celebrate. Itâs motivating, sure, but if you donât share his relentless pursuit of excellence or just need a break now and then, it might feel like youâre jogging beside someone whoâs running an ultra-marathonâŚ
If you really want Frederick to beam like he just won an award, show a genuine love for his craft or nurture a passion of your own. Respect for talent and hard work is practically woven into his DNA, so when he sees that you have your own spark, thatâs when you become more than just a partnerâyouâre his muse, his equal, the one who fuels his artistic spirit.
Conversations with Frederick are not your run-of-the-mill small talk. Forget chatting about the weather or weekend plans; heâs here to unravel the mysteries of the human mind, ponder the nature of ambition, and debate the intricacies of creativity.
His interest in dissecting emotions, motivations, and talent isnât just a casual hobby; itâs like heâs running a one-man TED Talk every time he opens his mouth.
And you? Youâll probably find yourself nodding along, wide-eyed, captivated by the way he speaks with such eloquence that even the most mundane statement sounds profound.
Honestly, he could say, âAn orange is orange,â and youâd be nodding like, âAbsolutely, thatâs so true,â while trying not to swoon from the sheer brilliance of his delivery.
That said, these conversations arenât just one-sided lectures. Frederick expects engagement, intellectual back-and-forth, even if it turns into a bit of a debate. And make no mistakeâheâs got strong opinions and isnât afraid to challenge yours, especially when it comes to art and talent.
But hereâs the thing: he respects those who can spar with him in these verbal duels. If you stand your ground and hold your own, youâll earn a rare, approving smile that makes all those philosophical tangents worth it.
Plus, thereâs something quite mesmerizing about listening to himâhis voice, rich and confident, pulls you in, and youâre left thinking, âYes, Frederick, tell me more about the complexities of human nature and why oranges are orange,â while internally planning your Nobel Prize acceptance speech for keeping up with him.
Beneath Frederickâs air of grandeur and confident public persona, thereâs a side of him that only you get to seeâa soft, almost fragile version of himself that craves simple, unguarded intimacy. These are the moments when he lets the mask slip and the weight of being Frederick Kreiburg, the heir, the prodigy, the perfectionist, melts away.
Itâs in these quiet interludes that you find him seeking solace, laying his head in your lap as you read, his fingers idly tracing patterns on your knee while he closes his eyes, enjoying the rare sense of peace. He doesnât need to fill the silence with grand words or impressive declarations. In your shared space, the performance is over; heâs just Frederick, vulnerable and human, grateful that he doesnât have to strive for perfection in your presence. Your presence alone is enough to soothe the symphony of doubt that usually plays on loop in his mind.
And while he might dazzle the crowds with his musical prowess and philosophical musings, one of his quieter passions is equestrianismâa skill that, unlike many of his pursuits, isnât about impressing others but about finding a rare moment of freedom. Itâs a pastime that lets him shed the pressure and simply enjoy life for what it is, the rhythmic pounding of hooves syncing with his heartbeat as he gallops across open fields, feeling the wind tug at his platinum hair.
When he invites you to join him on horseback rides, itâs more than just an activity; itâs an invitation into this private realm where he feels unburdened and alive. Teaching you to ride? Oh, heâll approach it with all the patience and joy that he usually reserves for his most cherished pursuits. Heâll guide you with an amused smile as you find your balance, his hand never straying too far from yours, ready to steady you at the slightest wobble.
But nothing makes his heart lift quite like seeing you experience the same exhilaration that riding brings him. That shared thrillâthe wind in your hair, the laughter that bubbles up as you both race through sun-dappled trailsâis something he treasures. Itâs one of the few times where his worries, ambitions, and relentless pursuit of excellence fade into the background, and itâs just the two of you, free and unbound.
And when he looks over at you, eyes bright and a grin cracking through his otherwise composed demeanor, you realize that, yes, this is Frederick at his happiestânot the heir or the virtuoso, but a man who, for once, is simply living in the moment, sharing it with the one person who makes it all more vibrant.
Ah, the shadows of Frederickâs pastâa specter that never quite left him, always lingering in the corners of his mind, whispering doubts and sowing restlessness. There are days when this presence looms larger, and he becomes a man consumed by his inner turmoil, pacing like a caged lion or retreating into the sanctuary of his study.
In these moments, itâs like heâs waging a war with his thoughts, wrestling with the frustration of creative blocks or the relentless voice that tells him heâs never enough. He might shut the world out, drowning himself in a storm of music thatâs as chaotic as his thoughts, fingers flying over the keys, each note a plea for peace that never quite comes.
Itâs during these times that your role is both simple and profound. You may not know it, but your quiet, unwavering presence is the lighthouse guiding him through the storm.
A soft touch, the brush of your hand against his arm as you pass by, or just sitting in the room while he spiralsâthese things are the lifelines he doesnât always know how to ask for but desperately needs. And while you might think that just being there isnât enough, oh, how wrong youâd be.
The truth is, your patience and silent support do more than calm the chaos; they remind him that he isnât alone in the struggle. Your reassurance is like a hidden chord in his symphony, one he clings to when the rest feels dissonant.
Of course, itâs not always easy. There will be times when the emotional weight feels as if itâs pressing down on you too, and you catch yourself thinking, Is this worth it?
And then you rememberâremember the man behind the polished façade, the one who laughs a little too loudly when heâs truly caught off guard, or who looks at you with such raw, unguarded affection that it makes your heart stutter. The one who finds solace in resting his head in your lap and who lights up when he shares the simple joy of a horseback ride. The man who, despite his brilliance and bravado, is just as flawed and human as anyone else.
And in those moments, it doesnât feel so exhausting. It feels like youâre part of something beautiful and rareâlike youâre holding a piece of someone that no one else gets to touch, no matter how flawless his public persona may seem.
You realize that while being with Frederick comes with its trials, it also comes with moments of breathtaking vulnerability and love so consuming that it makes every struggle worth it. Because underneath the charm, the intensity, and the restless ambition is a man who, at the end of the day, needs you more than heâll ever admit out loud. And that? That makes it all worthwhile.
ASL BROTHERS WITH A SHY S/O
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + NOT PROOFREAD
CHARACTERS: Luffy + Ace + Sabo
NOTES: Do Luffy haters exist? Itâs a dumb question, yesâbut Iâm genuinely curious. Heâs so cute and dumb, I find it hard to not love him.
LUFFY
Luffy wouldnât really âgetâ shyness in the conventional sense. But hereâs the thing about Luffy: heâs all about accepting people as they are, no questions asked. He treats you with the same bright-eyed, wide-grinned enthusiasm he shows everyone. The idea of you needing to be more outgoing wouldnât even cross his mind because, to him, youâre already perfect as you are. Shyness? Never heard of it. Just pass the meat, please.
Now, Luffyâs approach to social interactions is, well, 100% Luffy. He doesnât really adapt his wild and carefree style to match anyone elseâs comfort levels. If you're quiet and reserved, thatâs coolâLuffy just goes on living life at full volume like itâs another Tuesday on the Sunny.
At first, you might be left wondering how in the seven seas youâre going to survive the endless hurricane of chaos that follows this rubbery captain around. But soon, and without realizing it, you start to find that his reckless antics and headfirst approach to life are... kind of charming. Sure, itâs like living next door to a tornado, but itâs a tornado that makes you laugh until your sides hurt and never lets you get too deep into your own thoughts.
Whatâs funny is that while he doesnât actively try to make you feel more comfortable, he ends up doing it anyway. Itâs his Luffy magic. You find yourself smiling more often, your shyness loosening its grip bit by bit as he does dumb stuff and throws himself into trouble that only Luffy would consider fun.
Heâll walk up to you, grin stretching from ear to ear, holding out some bizarre, questionably edible snack and say, âYou gotta try this!â And just like that, the nerves you felt melt awayânot because heâs making an effort to make you feel at ease, but simply because heâs himself.
And sure, sometimes his energy is a lot. Weâre talking sprinting-across-decks, yelling-about-meat kind of âa lot.â But in the middle of all that noise, you come to realize that you feel safer and more at ease when youâre around him. Why? Because Luffy has this way of making everything fun and natural, and soon enough, that includes you too.
Before long, your shyness isnât something you worry about around him; itâs just another thing Luffy accepts without blinking, like itâs the most normal thing in the world. And in his eyes? It is.
Itâs cute because you two really are like the sun and the moon, with Luffy as the blazing, never-stopping sun, and you being the more reserved, quiet moon. Itâs like a cosmic duoâheâs all light and energy, and youâre the calm, cool reflection of it all. You balance each other out in the weirdest, most wonderful way.
And when people catch wind of the fact that Luffy is dating someoneâlet alone someone as shy as youâitâs like watching a cartoon characterâs eyes bug out of their head. Yeah, theyâre not wrong to be surprised, but Luffy doesnât care. Heâs already busy thinking about whatâs next on the agenda, probably involving meat or some kind of treasure hunt.
Luffy is anything but shy. He could probably talk to a rock and think itâs the best conversation heâs had all day. So when it comes to affection, heâs not exactly one to shy away from it. He might not be the clingiest partner out thereâheâs not going to be hanging off you like a koala (okay, maybe sometimes)âbut you can bet heâs there, always.
Whether itâs randomly giving you a hug in or tossing his arm around your shoulder like itâs no big deal, heâs just Luffyâand that means showing affection wherever and whenever he feels like it, no matter whoâs watching. Basically, heâs like a âhereâs my arm, itâs yours nowâ kind of guy.
While Luffy doesnât exactly get what makes you shy, heâs surprisingly good at picking up on your feelings. If youâre feeling anxious, or if youâre shrinking back into your shell a little bit, Luffy has this unbelievable ability to sense when you need a change of pace. Without even thinking about it, heâll grab your hand and drag you off on some wild adventure, just to get your mind off things.
He doesnât even need a reasonâhe just knows that you could use a distraction, and heâs the perfect person to provide it. Besides, that just gives him more time to spend with you! And, of course, he might offer you one of his beloved snacks or a full meal if youâre feeling off. Seriously, do you know how big that is? Luffy parting with his food is like a miracle in itself, so if heâs offering it to you, you better believe youâre special.
And letâs talk about the food thing for a sec. Do you even realize how big of a deal it is that Luffy shares his food with you? Like, do you know how many times heâs turned down offering a bite of his meat to anyone? Probably never. So when he hands you a piece of his prized food, you know itâs a huge honor. Weâre talking sacred territory here.
If you ever doubted your place in Luffyâs heart, just remember: he shares his food with you. Thatâs a level of trust and affection that not even the grandest feast can outdo. Trust me, youâve got a special place in his world, and itâs right next to the meat and maybe a little bit of the chaos.
Luffyâs naturally the type of guy whoâd include you in absolutely everythingâbecause why wouldnât he? To him, youâre part of the crew, part of his world, and that means heâs going to drag you into every single bit of it.
Youâd be minding your own business, maybe sitting quietly with your book or trying to sneak in a nap, when suddenlyâBAM! Luffy's in front of you, grinning like a madman, already talking about the next big adventure or game that everyoneâs playing. âCâmon, join us!â heâd say, and before you could protest, heâs already tossing you into the mix.
Itâs not that heâs forcing you to join, thoughâLuffy just has this way of making you feel like you should be there, without ever putting you on the spot. His carefree, inclusive attitude makes it feel like the natural thing to do. You never feel pressure; you just feel... valued. Like you belong, whether youâre quietly cheering from the sidelines or joining in with your own brand of awkward enthusiasm.
Itâs like Luffyâs energy is so contagious that you canât help but want to be part of whatever insane thing heâs cooking up that day, even if itâs just watching him eat his weight in food and making random, nonsensical decisions.
If anyone ever crossed the line with youâteased you, made you uncomfortable, or said something that got under your skinâLuffy would flip the script faster than you can blink. That goofy, carefree grin would disappear in an instant, replaced by a rare, uncharacteristically serious expression.
Suddenly, heâs standing right in front of you like a human shield, ready to take down anyone who dared upset you. Heâs usually a chaotic force of nature, but mess with his loved ones, and thatâs when you see a side of him that is all about protecting you.
He wouldnât hesitate to confront the person, his voice firm and unwavering. âHey! Thatâs not cool! You donât mess with my crew!â Heâs not one for subtlety or second-guessing, so youâd know right away that Luffyâs on your side. If someoneâs being rude or making you feel small, heâll make sure they know theyâve messed with the wrongggggg person.
The crewâs used to this by nowâbecause Luffy, despite his childish nature, would go to the ends of the earth to defend the people he cares about. Youâd feel like the most important person in the world in that moment because, in his eyes, you are.
Luffyâs loyalty is on another level entirely. Once heâs decided he cares about someone, theyâre inâno questions, no conditions, just pure, unfiltered loyalty. If youâre lucky enough to be someone Luffy loves, youâd know it in every grin, in every spontaneous gesture, and in every single, joyfully shouted âLetâs go!â Youâd never have to second-guess where you stand with him, because Luffyâs affections are as clear as day, as honest and unwavering as the sea he dreams of conquering.
So whether youâre officially part of his crew or not, in his mind, youâre always one of them, and heâd tell anyone whoâll listen, âYeah, theyâre with me!â with a pride thatâd make your heart swell.
The best part? Luffy would constantly invite you to tag along on whatever wild journey or ridiculous stunt heâs about to pull. Thereâd be no hesitation; itâd be, âHey! Letâs go on an adventure!â as if going on an impromptu quest was as simple as taking a stroll to the market. Itâs almost like Luffy has this unspoken rule: every exciting, crazy, fun thing has to be experienced with you.
From treasure hunts that end up in unexpected fights with sea kings to races through bustling ports (where he definitely has no idea where heâs running but is laughing the whole time), Luffy wants you there, right in the middle of it all. Youâd probably sigh at the thought of jumping headfirst into another unpredictable situation, but Luffyâs enthusiasm is like a gravitational pullâitâs impossible to resist.
And thank goodness for that, because your timid self wouldnât stand a chance at taking the lead in any of these wild endeavors. Luckily, Luffyâs the type to charge forward, dragging you along by the hand with zero doubts and zero plans. He makes all the decisions for both of you, which, sure, sometimes means ending up lost on an island full of very angry, very large monkeys because, âThey looked friendly!â
Youâd feel a mix of exasperation and endearment at his antics. He doesnât realize it, but his willingness to be the fearless leaderâeven if his plans are sometimes made with the strategic prowess of a rubber chickenâtakes the pressure off you. You donât have to stress over decisions or worry about whether youâre doing the right thing, because Luffyâs already ten steps ahead (probably literally sprinting) and dragging you along with a confidence that borders on reckless.
And honestly? Thatâs part of the charm. His âplansâ might be half-baked and a little foolish, but he makes up for it by being completely and unapologetically himself.
Youâd find yourself smiling more than you ever expected, getting swept up in the whirlwind that is Luffy, and realizing that being with him means never feeling alone, even if youâre quiet or shy.
His laughter, his outbursts, and his impulsive decisions would all become things you cherish, because with him leading the way, life feels a little less scary and a lot more exciting.
ACE
Ace is all warmth and energy, like a bonfire on a chilly night, and heâd go out of his way to make sure you feel comfortable in his presence. Despite his natural tendency for excitement and spontaneity, heâd be mindful of your shyness, making a conscious effort to dial down the volume when needed.
Youâd catch him lowering his voice a bit, softening his laughter, or even sitting a little closer with a reassuring grin. His laid-back nature would do wonders for your anxiety, melting it away bit by bit like ice under the sun. Heâd take a more casual, playful approach when heâs with you, balancing his liveliness with a kind of gentle attentiveness that makes your heart feel at ease.
Ace has a knack for starting conversations, even if the topic is completely random. Heâd sense your hesitance and jump in without skipping a beat. âDid I ever tell you about the time I tried to cook for the crew and accidentally set a whole forest on fire?â heâd start, eyes twinkling as he watches your reaction.
His stories are always ridiculousâstories of clumsy mishaps, epic pranks gone wrong, or that one time he fell asleep mid-battle. Youâd find yourself laughing in spite of yourself, the tension in your shoulders easing as you realize heâs making himself the butt of the joke, just to make you feel more at ease. Heâd keep talking until he sees that spark of amusement in your eyes, and then keep going, his smile growing wider every time you giggle.
And Aceâs teasing? Oh, heâd be a master of that fine line between making you laugh and making you blush. Heâd lean in, smirking just enough to be charming, and say, âWhatâs this? A smile? I knew it was in there somewhere.â His playful comments would come with a wink and a laugh, just enough to make your face warm, but never enough to make you feel like youâre being put on the spot.
If he ever saw you growing quiet or noticed that hint of panic in your eyes, heâd immediately back off, switching to a softer tone and throwing in a quick âIâm just messing with yaâ followed by that disarming grin of his.
Ace would be incredibly in tune with your reactions, watching for the tiniest signs that youâre feeling overwhelmed. The moment he picks up on it, heâd change gearsâmaybe suggesting a quiet spot on deck where you could sit together and watch the stars, or offering to take a walk to get some fresh air. Heâd brush off the seriousness with a light, âHey, itâs just us. No pressure, alright?â The way he says it makes you feel safe, like itâs just you and him against the world, no expectations or worries allowed.
Ace is the definition of a warm hug in human form, so being a tactile person comes naturally to him. But when it comes to you, heâd show an impressive amount of restraintânot an easy feat for someone whoâd usually throw an arm around a friend without thinking twice. Well, youâre not just his friend but his lover, obviouslyâbut what Iâm getting at us that heâs a pretty affectionate guy.
Heâd start small, easing you into it with light touches: a friendly pat on the shoulder when you share a joke, a playful ruffle of your hair that would leave you smiling and maybe a little flustered. Youâd catch the subtle glances heâd shoot you afterward, as if heâs silently checking, Was that okay? Did that make you uncomfortable? Itâs endearing how heâs so in tune with your comfort level, his natural affection turned into a gentle dance of patience and care.
As time went on and your confidence around him grew, Ace would start to introduce more meaningful touches. Heâd sneak in side hugs when youâre sitting together, leaning into you with that easygoing smile of his that made your heart race. And when the day finally came that you leaned into him on your own, whether it was out of exhaustion or just because you felt safe, the soft, proud look on his face would be priceless.
Ace would make a big deal out of it in the quietest way possible, his hand finding yours in a reassuring squeeze as if to say, Hey, look at you, being brave. Eventually, heâd graduate to full-on snuggling when you were comfortable, and the first time he wrapped you in his arms and pulled you close, youâd know just how deeply he cared.
And when social situations become too muchâbecause letâs face it, Ace has a lot of friends and a magnetic personality that draws people inâheâd be the first to notice if youâre starting to feel overwhelmed.
In those moments, heâd spring into action without making it obvious. Heâd tell a ridiculously over-the-top story, one that would steal the spotlight from everyone else and have the whole roomâs attention fixed on him, leaving you a moment to breathe.
Ace would always throw himself into being the distraction, whether it meant cracking jokes or reenacting a failed stunt that ended with him pretending to trip over his own feet. Heâd shoot you a quick wink in the middle of it, as if to say, See? Iâve got you.
Itâs not that he wanted to be the center of attentionâokay, maybe a little, but only when itâs for you.
Heâd take on the role of court jester, chaos-maker, or even reluctant hero if it meant taking the pressure off you for a while. If anyone questioned it, heâd brush it off with a laugh and a shrug, all while keeping an eye on you to make sure you were okay.
And if things really got too much, Ace wouldnât hesitate to steer you away from the noise altogether, leaning in close and saying, âLetâs get outta here for a bit, yeah?â Heâd lead you somewhere quieter, a hand on your arm or fingers interlaced with yours, the simple touch grounding you as you walked.
Youâd both end up somewhere peaceful, maybe under the stars or by a flickering campfire, where heâd wrap an arm around your shoulder and say, âYou donât have to explain. Just take your time.â And you would, with the steady thump of his heartbeat right next to yours, knowing heâd take on the world just to make sure you felt comfortable and safe.
Ace would be your number one cheerleader, hyped beyond belief over every little victory you achieved. You managed to say something in a group conversation? Heâd beam at you like you just solved world peace. âLook at you go! Youâre amazing!â heâd shout, probably a bit louder than necessary, with that signature grin that lights up his entire face.
If you reached out to touch his arm or, heaven forbid, initiated a hug, thereâd be a solid five minutes of him staring at you in delighted disbelief before breaking out into an excited, âDid you justâ? You did! You did!â
What you might not notice is that whenever you step even half a toe out of your comfort zone, Ace is in the background punching the air with all the subtlety of an over-caffeinated kid at a birthday party.
It doesnât matter if itâs a tiny thing, like making eye contact with someone new, or a big step like saying a few words in front of the crewâAce is celebrating it like you just discovered the One Piece itself.
He might look a bit unhinged to anyone passing by, but heâs never cared about that. Youâre his person, and your wins are his wins. Heâs just out here being the proudest guy alive, punching invisible foes and mouthing, Thatâs my partner!
And the way he looks at you? Itâs like youâre the most priceless treasure in the world, and not just in the fleeting, pirate-wants-your-gold way. No, Aceâs gaze is full of warmth and genuine awe, the kind that makes you feel like youâre wrapped in a blanket of sunshine.
When you speak, whether itâs a confident statement or a hesitant mumble, Ace is all ears. His eyes would fix on you with this almost comically serious expression, nodding along like youâre revealing some ancient, life-altering secret.
You could point to the sky and say, âThatâs the sky,â and heâd respond with a deep, earnest nod and a wide grin, âExactly! I love that you noticed!â The rest of the crew might shake their heads and mutter things like, âHere they go again,â but Ace doesnât care. If it matters to you, it matters to himâsimple as that.
It doesnât matter how mundane your observation is or how shyly you say it; to Ace, every word is golden. Heâd hang on every syllable as if you were weaving a tale worthy of a bardâs song. Youâd catch him repeating things you said back to you later, just to show heâd remembered, saying things like, âOh yeah, like you said the other day, the sky really was a perfect blue.â
Itâs almost ridiculous, but thatâs Aceâheâd make you feel like every tiny thing you did was extraordinary, because in his eyes, it truly is.
SABO
Sabo is the calm breeze compared to the whirlwinds that are Luffy and Ace, which makes him the perfect blend of approachable and comforting.
With his natural ease and warm, diplomatic demeanor, youâd find yourself feeling more at peace around him sooner than youâd expect. Saboâs the kind of person who could have a conversation with anyone, but when heâs with you, youâd feel like youâre the only one in the world that matters.
Heâs just got this knack for making everything feel safe, like heâs a sturdy anchor in a storm. If you ever started to feel overwhelmed, Sabo would be the first to notice, with a quiet attentiveness that doesnât scream Iâm watching you but more like Iâm here if you need me.
Heâd be a master of subtlety, paying close attention to what made you nervous and what helped you open up, all without making it seem like he was analyzing you. Youâd catch him making mental notes when you shifted uncomfortably or lit up at something specific. Heâs probably like, âWrite that down, write that down!â in his head.
And heâd use those observations to make your interactions more comfortable. If he noticed that certain topics or big crowds made you anxious, heâd steer conversations towards lighter things or find a reason to take a quiet walk somewhere less crowded.
Sabo would never rush you into sharing more than you were ready for. He understands that trust is built slowly, like adding logs to a fire, not dumping gasoline on it and hoping for the best.
Sabo would show his affection in the most considerate ways, taking into account what youâd find comforting rather than overwhelming. That being said, grand and dramatic gestures arenât his style when it comes to you; heâd save those for his other acts of rebellion.
With you, heâd stick to smaller, more intimate actions. Heâd brush his fingers across yours before holding your hand, always making sure it was welcome. Heâd lean in a little closer when youâre talking, eyes fixed on you with that soft, attentive gaze of his that makes you feel like you have all the time in the world.
Thereâd be moments when heâd reach out with a light touch on your arm, or just the simple press of his shoulder against yours when you sat side by side, enough to let you know he was there but never too much to make you uncomfortable.
Itâs like he has a sixth sense for what was just the right amount of closeness. And if you ever looked unsure or nervous, Saboâs eyes would catch yours, full of warmth and encouragement, like he was silently saying, Take your time, Iâm not going anywhere.
The patience heâd show would be unmatched; you could almost hear him mentally cheering you on even if you were just picking your words slowly or taking a deep breath before saying something important.
And the way heâd support you? Subtle but powerful. If you ever found yourself second-guessing or fumbling, heâd quietly step in to help redirect the conversation or offer a reassuring comment. âI think thatâs a great point,â heâd say with genuine enthusiasm, giving you that extra boost of confidence.
And when youâd catch him watching you speak, the look in his eyes would always be one of admirationânever judgment, never pressure, just pure, patient support. And whether itâs a simple chat or a quiet walk together, Saboâs presence would be your reminder that youâre valued, seen, and cherished, just as you are.
When it came to conversations, Sabo would be your guy for deep, meaningful talks, but with a healthy dose of humor to keep things light. Heâd pick the coziest, quietest corner on the ship or at a cafĂŠ, leaning in with a thoughtful smile and saying, âAlright, you ready to hear some top-secret stories about Ace and Luffyâs greatest flops?â And heâd be off, recounting tales of Luffy trying to eat something he really, really shouldnât have or Aceâs legendary nap times that ended in near-disaster.
His stories are designed not just to make you laugh, but to remind you that even these larger-than-life brothers were and still are total dorks sometimes. And before you know it, youâre easing into sharing a few of your own stories, prompted by his gentle encouragement and the safety his presence provided.
If there was ever a moment where you hinted at wanting to join in on an activity or step outside your comfort zone, Sabo would light up like someone just told him there was free cake on deck. But instead of jumping up and down and looking crazy, Saboâs celebration would be the dignified, internal kind.
Picture a boardroom in his mind filled with 10 tiny Sabos all jumping out of their chairs, high-fiving each other, and throwing confetti in the air. On the outside, heâd just offer you that calm, reassuring grin and a simple, âYouâve got this. And if not, weâll laugh about it later, yeah?â
Heâd be your biggest silent cheerleader, always ready with a patient hand to guide you or a subtle nudge if you needed it. If you wanted to join in on a game or join a conversation but hesitated, Sabo would seamlessly include you, making it feel natural and not like he was pointing out your shyness.
Heâd say things like, âHey, I think Y/N would be perfect for thisâwhat do you think?â and then shoot you a wink that says, See? Not so bad, right? And when you took that first step, whether it was a comment or a hesitant laugh at a joke, Saboâs inner cheering squad would be losing their collective minds.
So while Ace might be punching the air and Luffy would probably shout, âYou did it!â at full volume, Sabo would play it coolâat least on the outside. But donât be fooled. The minute he seeâs you trying something new or making a move outside your comfort zone, those 10 tiny Sabos in his head would be throwing a full-on carnival, complete with fireworks and dancing.
And heâd just keep giving you that look that said, Youâre amazing, and Iâm so proud of you. Because to him, youâre always worth celebrating, no matter what.
If thereâs one thing Sabo doesnât tolerate, itâs someone messing with the people he cares about. So if he spotted you feeling uncomfortable or noticed someone trying to be intimidating, heâd swoop in with the subtlety of a master diplomat. Sabo wouldnât make a scene, but instead, heâd redirect the situation like an absolute pro.
Maybe heâd throw out a well-timed joke, ask a question that shifts the focus, or suddenly develop an urgent need for your opinion on something random, like, âHey, didnât you say you know a lot about⌠apples?â The offender would be left blinking, and youâd find yourself in a new conversation before you even realized what happened. Crisis averted, all thanks to Saboâs suave social maneuvering.
And then thereâs Saboâs sweeter sideâhis covert operation of affection. He knows that grand, dramatic proclamations can sometimes make you want to dive head-first into the nearest bush, so heâs perfected the art of subtle, heartfelt gestures.
Heâd leave little handwritten notes tucked in places he knows youâll find, maybe in your favorite book or slipped under your plate at breakfast. Each note would be filled with the kind of genuine, thoughtful words that would make your heart do an embarrassing little flip. Theyâd say things like, I know youâre stronger than you think, and I canât wait for the world to see it, too, or The stars were beautiful last night, but not as much as seeing you smile today.
And donât even get started on the letters. Oh, the letters. Sabo would write you these intricate, beautifully crafted notes that read like they came straight from the heart of a poet whoâs just returned from a victorious battle.
He could have just finished a day of intense Revolutionary Army missions, covered in dust and exhaustion, but youâd still get a note that starts with, Hey, you. Iâm thinking about you, and ends with some metaphor about how your presence makes the world brighter, even when heâs knee-deep in chaos.
Youâd find trinkets, tooâmaybe a small charm he found that reminded him of you or a pressed flower from somewhere he thought was pretty. Itâs the little things that would make your day and remind you that, no matter what chaos heâs wrapped up in with the Revolutionary Army, youâre always on his mind. And when youâd look up at him, cheeks flushed from finding yet another one of his notes or small gifts, Sabo would just grin that charming, lopsided grin and say, âDid you find it? Good. I meant every word.â
Heâs protective, thoughtful, and romantic in a way that feels like itâs tailored just for you. And even if heâs balancing the weight of revolutions and strategic plans, Sabo makes sure you know that youâre not just part of his lifeâyouâre the best part.
Yandere Ryuya Ryudo? I love this man, I need people talking about him more..
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + YANDERE THEMES + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: anon you get the most biggest, fattest apology ever because of how long it took me to answer this. I hope youâre still out there anon donât leave me đ
Even as a lovesick, obsessive man, Ryuya keeps his cool as if heâs one sword slash away from giving a TED Talk on emotional composure. The guyâs got the balance of a tightrope walker carrying a tray of drinks during a windstorm. No matter how deeply that obsession with you runs, he doesnât let it bubble up to the surface in ways that would make the townsfolk side-eye him or question his leadership. Nope, heâs not going to throw any wild tantrums or declare an impromptu war over a misplaced smile someone else sends your wayâheâs too strategic for that.
But donât be fooled. Behind that warm smile and those wise, all-knowing eyes is a mind running laps like itâs training for the Olympics of Devotion. He harbors an overwhelming, nearly primal need to protect you, keep you close, and, well, own your heart like itâs prime real estate. The twist? You wonât catch on right away. This man is subtle enough to win gold in the âStealthy Obsessionâ category. To the untrained eye, heâs the same calm, respected leader who probably volunteers at orphanages and helps old ladies cross the street.
As the shogun of the Land of the Sun, Ryuya is practically revered for his sharp insight and perceptive nature. The man could probably tell what you had for breakfast based on how youâre holding your chopsticks. This laser-focused awareness carries over into his relationship with you, turning his perceptiveness up to a level that might make you wonder if heâs reading your mind.
Spoiler alert: he isnât
But itâs close enough to be unsettling. He can read your expressions, body language, and those little, seemingly insignificant shifts in your mood with the ease of a scholar flipping through his favorite book. If you so much as think about stubbing your toe on a chair, Ryuyaâs already offering to rearrange the entire room to âavoid accidents.â
And don't even try to lie about how youâre feelingânothing escapes his watchful eye. If you're upset, tired, or, heaven forbid, daydreaming about someone else, Ryuya will know before you do. And when it comes to others taking an interest in you? Well, he notices that too, with a smile thatâs just a touch too calm to be entirely reassuring. But the real magic lies in how he handles it: subtle, calculated, and so composed that youâd swear he could maintain his serene expression while solving a Rubikâs Cube in one hand and sipping tea with the other.
Ryuyaâs protective nature is already legendary as a leader, but when it comes to you, he becomes fiercely defensive, employing his strategic mind to keep you safe or steer you clear of anyone he perceives as a threat. But donât expect dramatic outbursts or sword-swinging chaosâthatâs far too messy for a man of his poise. Instead, he prefers the art of subtle manipulation, weaving his intentions so seamlessly into everyday situations that you wouldnât even notice. Like that guy who got a little too flirty with you the other day? Oh, how peculiarâturns out heâs been suddenly transferred to a far-off village where heâs now spearheading a project to study moss.
And that sweet guy you thought was cute and hoped would strike up a conversation? Well, surprise! Heâs recently discovered an urgent calling to become a monk and has taken a vow of silence for the next decade. Ryuya doesnât need bloodshed or threats to secure his place at the center of your world. He just uses his clever tactics and foresight, making sure any potential romantic competitors have more pressing matters to attend toâpreferably far, far away.
So while you might wonder why youâre seeing fewer familiar faces or why the local single scene has mysteriously thinned out, Ryuyaâs there with his calm smile and warm gaze, acting like nothingâs out of the ordinary. Just business as usual for the shogun who happens to know you better than you know yourself.
Ryuyaâs way of talking to you is always gentle, like a warm breeze rustling the cherry blossoms. But make no mistakeâthereâs a subtle firmness beneath his words that makes challenging him feel like trying to argue with gravity. Heâs got a knack for convincing you with arguments so logical and well-constructed that by the time heâs finished, youâre nodding along and thinking, Yeah, avoiding that bustling festival totally makes sense. Who needs loud drumming and fun anyway?
His intentions come across as so pure and caring that you never suspect a hint of manipulation. After all, why would the wise, even-tempered shogun of the Hino Country, who radiates the calm of a thousand meditative monks, be pulling any strings? Impossible, right?
But hereâs the catchâRyuya sets boundaries so smoothly that they feel like theyâre made out of care and concern (which, to be fair, they partly are). He genuinely wants to keep you safe, but mostly, he wants you where he can see you, hear you, and remind himself that, yes, you are indeed his. And if that means crafting an ironclad schedule that seems helpful but is really just a glorified plan to keep you within a 10-foot radius of him, then so be it.
Now, while Ryuya wonât storm in and outright forbid you from hanging out with people or going places, heâs got more tricks up his sleeve than a stage magician. That meeting you planned to attend? Rescheduled at the last minute to clash with a âmandatoryâ luncheon heâs hosting. The friend you wanted to visit? Turns out theyâve been called away on urgent, mysterious business. Itâs almost comical how things fall into placeâor fall apartâjust when youâre about to step out of his shadow. And if you do get a burst of independence and declare, âYeah, Iâm going to that party, deal with it,â well, donât be surprised if you find out the venue had a âplumbing issueâ or the host suddenly came down with an âunexplained fever.â Weird how that works, huh?
Even if you somehow manage to outmaneuver his finely crafted web and go somewhere he canât follow, donât think for a second youâre free of his watchful eye. Ryuyaâs got his waysâtrusted allies, trained falcons, or even a casually placed mirror that he insists is purely decorative. Heâs got a need to know where you are and what youâre up to. Because if he canât be there with you, heâs at least got to have eyes on you from somewhere, making sure youâre safe, happy, andâmost importantlyâcoming back to him.
So when your plans mysteriously unravel or your friends cancel for the third time this week, just remember: itâs not fate, itâs not bad luck, and itâs definitely not the universe conspiring against you. Itâs just Ryuya, the shogun whoâs more dedicated to knowing your schedule than his own.
Ryuyaâs love language is acts of service dialed up to an art form. Forget guessing gamesâthis man anticipates your needs with such precision that youâd think heâs got a script of your life hidden somewhere. He makes sure youâre always comfortable, well-fed, and surrounded by your favorite things, to the point where the idea of seeking comfort or support from anyone else seems downright silly. Why would you, when the shogun himself is out here making sure youâve got everything from your favorite tea blend to that rare snack you mentioned once three months ago?
His caretaking isnât just thoughtful; itâs like being wrapped in a soft, unbreakable cocoon of reassurance. A cocoon that, coincidentally, keeps you exactly where he wants you: close. Feel like you need a few days off to unwind? Donât worry, heâs already sent a politely worded notice to your boss. And just like that, youâre âon leave.â But donât get too excited about all that new free timeâyouâll owe him for this little favor, and his idea of payback is spending the whole day by his side, preferably in his sightline at all times. Itâs a âday off,â but with the unspoken rule that your itinerary is now the Ryuya Scheduleâ˘, complete with walks that just happen to pass his favorite places and meals that last three hours too long.
And if there ever comes a moment when you question the intensity of his affection or casually float the idea of needing a bit more freedom, Ryuya has a way of making those doubts dissolve faster than a sugar cube in hot water. Heâll look at you with those earnest eyes, speaking with a conviction that could probably charm the clouds out of the sky. Heâll remind you how much he values you, how your happiness is his top priority, and how everything he does is for you, never to you. Itâs not possessiveness, no, itâs just love taken to a meticulous, slightly suffocating extreme. <3
And hereâs the kicker: when he speaks like that, so genuinely and sweetly, itâs almost impossible not to believe him. You might start to wonder if maybe youâre overthinking things. Why push back when you have someone who knows your favorite flowers, makes sure your tea is brewed just the way you like it, and literally rearranges his entire schedule to accommodate yours? Exactly. You werenât trying to push back anyway, right? Besides, heâs just the most thoughtful, considerate guy looking out for youâwhat could be wrong with that?
He has this uncanny ability to make you feel like every decision you make is entirely your own, even when those choices align perfectly with what heâs been planning all along. Want to take that spontaneous day trip? Funny, he already booked the horses and packed a picnic. Thinking of learning a new skill? Oh, look, Ryuya just so happens to know the best teacher in the land whoâs âfree this week only.â Itâs all very convenientâalmost as if fate itself is working overtime on his behalfâŚ
He listens to your thoughts and opinions, and you can tell he genuinely values your input. Youâre not just an accessory to him; youâre an integral part of his world, one heâd guard with his life. But in those deep conversations where you spill your dreams and plans, you might notice later that things shift ever so slightly in the direction he wanted all along. He steers the ship with such finesse that youâll find yourself wondering how you ever thought any other course made sense.
If patience was a sport, Ryuya would have a trophy shelf bigger than the Hino Country itself. Heâs a master of the long game, playing it with the precision of a shogi grandmaster. Even though heâs positively lovesick and could probably write an epic poem about every little thing you do and donât put it past him to have a scroll or two hidden away, he never rushes. He knows that showing his hand too soon or coming on too strong would push you away, and thatâs the last thing he wants. So, he waitsâsilently, diligently.
Ryuyaâs patience allows him to time his words and actions perfectly, so his influence never feels stifling or sudden. No, heâs not going to burst in with grand proclamations or dramatic speeches. Instead, heâs the âplant, watch, growâ type. Heâll skillfully drop a seed of an idea into a conversationâsomething that seems innocuous at first. And then, like magic (or more accurately, careful planning), that idea starts to bloom in your mind until one day you wake up and think, Hey, I really should stay closer to home for a while.
And Ryuya? Heâll smile knowingly, offer his support, and be right there by your side as if itâs the most natural thing in the world. Because to him, it is. His influence is like water finding its way through stoneâpatient, constant, and ultimately, unstoppable. You donât even realize how seamlessly your world has intertwined with his until you look around and see that the path youâre on is the one he quietly laid out, step by step. And by that point, it feels so right that pushing back isnât even on your radar. Why would it be? Ryuya has ensured that wherever you end up, itâs exactly where he wants to beâwith you, of course.
However perfect Ryuyaâs strategy may be, he isnât immune to moments of doubt. There are times when the shogunâs composed exterior cracks, if only for a heartbeat. Late at night, when the world quiets down and even the crickets fall silent, he wonders if what heâs doing truly aligns with the moral leader he so painstakingly built himself to be. These fleeting moments of guilt tug at the corners of his mind, whispering questions that make him pause: Am I crossing a line? But those thoughts are soon swept away by the weight of his feelings. Because when it comes down to it, heâll choose you over ethics every time, even if that choice leaves a bitter taste.
And behind closed doors, when itâs just the two of you, his mask falls away completely. His gaze grows more intense, like heâs committing every detail of you to memory for fear it might be the last time. The air shifts, charged with something electric and unspoken. His tone, usually as light as a summer breeze, drops to a murmur, carrying an edge of raw honesty. Heâll confess, not just in words but in the way he holds your gaze, how he cannot fathom the idea of you slipping through his fingers. How you mean more to him than heâd ever admit to anyone else, how even the shogunâs wisdom pales in comparison to the madness heâd embrace for you.
Itâs a rare, unsettling glimpse into the depth of his need, a depth that feels all-consuming and leaves you wondering just how far heâd go to keep you. Maybe itâs just the weariness of the day, you tell yourself. Maybe heâs just tired, or hungry, or caught up in the moment. Yeah, thatâs itâheâs probably just tired. Being a shogun isnât an easy position to hold, after all.
But then he leans in closer, eyes dark and unwavering, and whispers something that sends a shiver down your spine. And suddenly, you realize that in this quiet room, with his soft voice wrapping around you, the walls donât feel quite as open as they did before. And thatâs when it dawns on you: Ryuya isnât just the shogun, the wise leader who ensures peace and prosperity. No, heâs also the man who would move mountains, break promises, and bend even his own moral compassâjust to make sure you stay right there, by his side.
ok can we have a part 3 for yandere zenon x cheater reader? im so totally absorbed in this scenario. For part 3, zenon somehow finds out that dante forced himself to reader and reader chan was loyal and faithful all this time. ((but now after the isolation and abuse reader chan went through [that she didnât deserve ofc], she does not harbour any sort of feelings for zenon anymore. basically sheâs now numb and emotionally unavailable)) zenon also finds out that dante ordered his dark disciples to twist the what truly happened which caused to put all the blame on reader chan. basically dante being dante and spreading his evilness. what would happen now that everything has been uncovered?
BTW I REALLY LOVE YOUR WRITINGS I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL. THANKS SO MUCH đđđ
WARNINGS: FEMALE READER + YANDERE THEMES + DANTE SUCKS + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: I honestly did not think Iâd ever get to part 3 with this. Sorry this was so short, anon. And thank you for your kind words, I hope youâre doing well too đŤđЎđЎđЎ
I read this request and did the biggest đŽ of my life
Okay, so imagine Zenon, standing in the dim, ominous corridors of the Spade Kingdomâs fortress, a place so lacking in interior design youâd think they hired someone who exclusively works with shades of "doom" and "gloom." Heâs brooding as usual, probably wondering why they ran out of skull wallpaper for the meeting room. And thenâboomânews drops like the worldâs most dramatic mic: Dante had forced himself on you, and you, the loyal soul that you were, got framed, slandered, and thrown under the metaphorical bus while Zenon fell for the whole twisted story like it was some top-tier villain plot.
How does Zenon find out? Picture this: A Dark Disciple, sweating like they're in a sauna, stumbles in, eyes darting like they just got caught in a game of "Who Told Zenon the Truth First?" Maybe this Disciple is one of those rare ones who took a philosophy course once and grew a conscience. Or maybe Zenon overhears a whispered conversation while passing by, because let's face it, his ears seem to pick up everythingâheâs like the NSA of the Spade Kingdom, minus the Wi-Fi.
The moment the pieces click into place, the atmosphere drops about 20 degrees. Everyone nearby suddenly finds a very urgent task to do elsewhere. Danteâs penchant for turning every situation into a melodramatic power play has finally caught up with him. He had you cornered, used his twisted charisma and brute force to strip away your peace, and then had the audacity to spin lies thick enough to strangle your truth. Zenon never fancied himself an emotional man, but realizing you bore this cruelty alone ignites something he can't quite name but feels suspiciously like...regret? Rage? Maybe even shame? Oh, weâre venturing into feelings territory, and Zenon didnât sign up for this emotional rodeo.
Enter Zenonâs response: the guy's ice-cold exterior shatters. Anger seethes through him in waves so palpable you could surf on them. He doesnât yellâZenon isnât exactly a karaoke enthusiastâbut his silence becomes so sharp that even the bravest Dark Disciple in the room considers updating their will. In his head, heâs calculating: How do you punish a brother who holds all the arrogance of a peacock that just discovered mirrors?
But hereâs the kicker: as he processes this, he knows how numb you've becomeâhow the light in your eyes that once flickered even in darkness now looks like someone turned the âOpenâ sign of your soul to âClosed.â And it hits him in a way that no bone magic ever could. The one person who stayed true, who endured his coldness and the insanity of being tied to him, was left shattered and empty because he couldnât see through Danteâs lies.
And letâs not forget, Zenon is not a talk-it-out kind of guy. Heâs more of a âthis ends with me breaking several laws of nature and decorumâ type. Once the truth settles, and he stands before you in that isolation chamber he should have burned down ages ago, thereâs a new weight in his stare. No words will fix the cavern between you now, and he knows it. Youâre a shell of who you were, and Zenonâs about to realize that revenge on Dante isnât just personal; itâs poetic justice wrapped in a tragic bow. And Dante? Well, letâs just say his evil cocktail is about to become the least of his problems.
The bloodlust that ignites in Zenon when he finally pieces together what happened isnât just your run-of-the-mill rageâitâs the kind of fury that could power a medieval war machine. And the best part? This time, itâs not directed at you; no, youâre the one thing in this twisted story he doesnât blame. All that anger has one target, and itâs wearing Danteâs smirking face. The fact that itâs his brother who crossed the line? It doesnât matter. Family dinners were awkward enough before this, but now, they might as well be battlegrounds.
He shouldâve seen it coming, really. That nagging thought needles at him like a thorn he canât pull out. A part of him knew Dante might one day take an interest in youâitâs Dante, after all, a man who considers âpersonal boundariesâ a foreign concept, especially when it comes to beautiful women. But Zenon thought he had kept a tight watch on you, sure that the shadows of his vigilance were enough to protect you. Turns out, even shadows have blind spots, and Dante knew exactly how to slither into them.
And as that anger festers, Zenonâs usually ice-cold logic burns with a single focus: Dante. Dante, who knew you were Zenonâs, who saw that invisible line in the sand and not only crossed it but danced on it. Dante, who left you a shell, drained of feelings, left with nothing but numbness where there used to be warmth and hope. Zenon knows you arenât to blame. Not for this. Not for anything. The thought anchors him even as the violent storm inside threatens to break him. You were his; you were true and faithful, even when he was too cold, too distant to see the truth.
The million-dollar question: what now? Whatâs Zenonâs next move, and what kind of trouble has Dante unknowingly signed up for? Well, let's just say the Zogratis family reunion is about to get an upgradeâfrom âtenseâ to âbloodbath, guest-starring the Grim Reaper.â Listen, Zenonâs been holding it together with that controlled, cold demeanor of his, but finding out what Dante did to you?
Dante might have a reputation as the charming, ego-fueled ladiesâ man of the Spade Kingdom, but he messed upâbig time. He shouldâve known better than to touch you, Zenonâs one precious, untainted thing in a world full of corruption. Zenon isnât impulsive, no; heâs meticulous. Heâs the guy who plots three steps ahead even when heâs playing chess against himself. But with this revelation, his obsessive tendencies are cranked up so high that the needle might as well snap off the dial.
And donât get it twisted: this isnât a rage-fueled rampage. Zenonâs not going to storm down the hall, screaming like some low-level henchman caught in a tantrum. This is a hunt, a cold, methodical execution where Dante is the prey, and Zenon is Death with a bone to pick. Because in Zenonâs world, harming you is a cardinal sin, punishable by, well... death. Family ties? Irrelevant. Brotherly bonds? Not like that ever existed in the first place. Dante didnât just cross a line; he set the whole dang map on fire.
Donât think Zenon is going to play fair or drag this out. Heâs not the âmonologue and let the bad guy escapeâ type. Heâs the âIâm going to remove you from existence before you even register whatâs happeningâ type. Dante is powerful, sure, but Zenonâs on a mission fueled by obsession, betrayal, and a smoldering, controlled fury. If youâre worried Zenon might not win this? Donât be. Danteâs facing a man whoâs decided that brother or not, you messed with his world. And Zenon doesnât just plan for victoryâhe guarantees it.
Zenonâs attacks are like clockwork: precise, merciless, and unforgiving. Each blow he lands isnât just a strikeâitâs a declaration of betrayal avenged, a reminder to Dante of just how far he crossed the line. Zenon doesnât waste his breath on dramatic speeches or curses. No, his silence is deafening, a silent promise that words would only cheapen what he intends to do. The only sound between them is the sharp clash of their power, punctuated by the chilling realization that Zenon isnât here for a fight; heâs here for an execution.
Dante, in his typical fashion, tries to laugh it off, throwing taunts like theyâre worth more than the air heâs wasting. But Zenon? He doesnât flinch, doesnât react. Danteâs bravado falls flat, lost in the shadow of Zenonâs ice-cold, calculating expression. A face so still, so controlled, it could freeze the blood of anyone foolish enough to witness the carnage. The fight itself is brutal, a display of Zenonâs sheer depth of possessiveness and hatred, honed to a deadly edge. When the final blow comes, itâs swift and final, a moment so silent it almost echoes.
He emerges victorious, a grim conqueror of a battle that wasnât just personalâit was sacred. But hereâs the thing: victory doesnât taste like anything at all. Not when he returns to you and finds your eyes as distant and cold as the deepest, most unfeeling void.
The sight of you, numb to the core, eats at Zenon in ways no physical wound ever could. He hides it well, of course. Thatâs what he does bestâkeeping his pain locked up so tight it would take a miracle to crack him open. But the reality is, seeing you so lost, so detached, shatters whatever satisfaction he could have drawn from avenging you. He knows he canât force a reaction; demanding you to feel again would only be another cruelty added to the list of things you never deserved. So, he waits, resigned to the idea that your trust, your warmth, might never come back to him. That he might have won the battle, but lost the war for your heart.
But Zenon is nothing if not relentless. The yandere in him, that twisted, obsessive part, doesnât mind waiting. If all he can do is dedicate his life to protecting you from the distance, even if you stay cold and unreachable forever, then so be it. He will guard you, care for you, and devote himself to you, even if it means living with the torment of knowing that redemption is out of reach. Because for Zenon, loving youâeven from afarâis a battle heâll keep fighting, whether or not you ever feel again.
Although youâre now as emotionally numb as a frozen fish stick, Zenonâs trust in you skyrockets. Why? Because nothing screams loyalty louder than surviving Danteâs twisted schemes while staying faithful to the guy who basically invented stone-cold silence as a personality trait. So congratsâif Zenonâs trust was a vault before, itâs now a fortress with âNo Trespassingâ signs aimed at everyone except you. Gone are the days of cold punishments and harsh treatment. Turns out, finding out that your brother is the villain of the century makes Zenon reevaluate his methods faster than you can say, âTherapy, maybe?â
Now, Zenon knows youâre numb, probably for good, but that doesnât mean heâs planning to make it worse. In fact, punishing you is out of the question now. He wonât say itâbecause if Zenon admitting fault out loud isnât the eighth wonder of the world, I donât know what isâbut he realizes his old ways of dealing with his feelings wonât exactly be much to help you feel again, you know?
So he tries to reach out. Tries being the keyword here. He approaches cautiously, as if youâre a wild animal that might bolt, or worse, give him that blank, thousand-yard stare. Zenon doesnât do verbal apologiesâwhy use words when glaring and brooding have always worked just fine? Instead, he goes for subtle actions. He starts taking care of you like a silent, overbearing butler, appearing out of nowhere to make sure youâre fed, warm, and alive. You didnât ask for any of this and definitely donât react, but that doesnât stop him.
Need a blanket? Itâs already on you before you even shiver. Water? Magically appears on your nightstand, as if hydration is suddenly Zenonâs personal crusade. He watches over you with a sort of quiet devotion that would be almost romantic if it werenât so intensely unsettling. But, hey, romantic or not, heâs attentive. Is he creepy? Maybe. But heâs there, and heâs not going anywhere. Even if all heâs met with are your blank stares and silence, Zenon is prepared to keep trying, his version of an apology more action-based than a dozen heartfelt âIâm sorriesâ ever could be. Because while you might be numb, heâs going to make sure youâre not alone in that.
If Zenon was obsessed before, now itâs like heâs taken his fixation and turned it into a full-time jobâcomplete with unpaid overtime and zero vacation days. He devotes himself to silent acts of penance, the kind that would make a monk say, âTake a day off, man.â He sits by your side, sometimes for hours, not saying a word, his usually cold eyes softer but more haunted, as if hoping his mere presence can stitch up the deep wounds that words canât touch. Itâs like heâs trying to will the shattered pieces of your spirit back together, one silent moment at a time.
Zenonâs aware that what Dante did left emotional scars so deep that even time itself might throw up its hands and say, âSorry, this oneâs beyond me.â But that doesnât stop him. No, Zenon becomes obsessed with coaxing even the tiniest spark of emotion from you. A flinch, a sigh, even a glance that doesnât feel like itâs staring straight through himâit would all mean progress to him. Itâs an all-consuming mission, and he approaches it with the same deadly focus he uses in battle, only now, his enemy isnât a person; itâs the void thatâs swallowed you whole.
If it takes the rest of his life, so be it. Zenonâs not exactly the type to quit, and the idea of you staying numb, an unresponsive shell of the person you once were, gnaws at himâsurprisingly. So he keeps trying, meticulously and obsessively. Because somewhere in the depths of his fractured, intense devotion, he believes that if anyone can reach you again, itâs him. And if it means spending the rest of his life searching for that lost light in your eyes? Well, Zenon figures heâs got time. Plenty of it. After all, heâs already given you his heartâwhatâs a lifetime in comparison?

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Can you do the yandere alphabet for Julius and Lucius?
WARNINGS: GENDER NOT SPECIFIED + YANDERE THEMES + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: Anon, Iâm gonna be honest with youâI havenât written for Lucius in so long I lowkey kind of struggled for his partâŚso sorry about that â¤ď¸âđŠš
JULIUS NOVACHRONO
A = Affection (How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?)
Julius is a naturally affectionate guy, no doubt about it. But as a yandere? Oh, he cranks that up to eleven. Heâs not just attentive; heâs hyper-attentive, to the point where you might start wondering if heâs somehow become omnipresent. His affection goes beyond sweet gestures and into full-on "I need to know youâre okay every single second" territory. Heâs always there, making sure youâre comfortable, cared for, and wrapped up in his Time Magic like some magical security blanket. The manâs like your personal space heaterâbut, you know, with magic.
And if weâre being real here, heâs not shy about physical affection either. Heâs always reaching for your hand, brushing your hair out of your face, or hugging you like youâre going to vanish if he lets go. Itâs sweet, but itâs also a little intenseâlike heâs trying to make sure you donât forget for even a second that youâre his. Honestly, it's like the guy canât breathe without you nearby, which is pretty ironic considering heâs the Wizard King with control over time. He could literally freeze a moment and stretch it out forever, but nope, heâs right there, all up in your business 24/7.
But hereâs the thing: his affection, while overwhelming, is never meant to be suffocating. He genuinely means well; heâs just so head over heels that heâs a bit clueless about how overbearing it comes off. Heâs like a puppy who doesnât realize heâs grown into a full-sized dog and keeps trying to fit in your lap. Itâs not that heâs trying to smother you; itâs just that heâs so wrapped up in his feelings that he canât handle the idea of being apart from you for even a nanosecond. He might be the ruler of time, but when it comes to you, every moment feels like a lifetime without your presence.
B = Blood (How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?)
Julius does absolutely everything in his power to avoid physical violence; heâs the kind of yandere who prefers to get what he wants through clever manipulation and the strategic use of his magic. Heâs got that "Iâd rather talk it out" energy, or maybe "Iâd rather warp time and rearrange the situation until it works in my favor" kind of vibe. Bloodshed? Thatâs like, plan Zâwayyyyyyyy at the bottom of the list of options. Heâs not eager to see anyone hurt, especially since, despite the whole obsessive yandere thing, the guy still has a heart. Itâs just a heart that happens to be laser-focused on you. But hey, at least heâs consistent, right?
Even in his yandere state, heâs still compassionate and empathetic; he genuinely believes violence isnât the answer. Itâs like heâs trying to show that even with his unhealthy levels of obsession, he can still hold on to some of that Wizard King morality. But, and itâs a big but, if it ever came down to itâlike if he really had no other choice, if every possible peaceful method had failedâthen yeah, heâd resort to violence. Heâd do it swiftly, though. Julius isnât the type to let things get messy; heâd use his time magic to make it quick and painless, like pulling off a band-aid (a magical band-aid, mind you).
Itâs not that he wants to spill blood; itâs more like heâd do whatever it takes to protect whatâs most important to him: you. And if that means ensuring anyone who threatens you is out of the picture, well, heâs got the power to handle it discreetly. Heâs not about to let things get dramatic or drawn-out. In his mind, if it must be done, itâs going to be done efficiently, with as little suffering as possible. Heâs still got that compassionate side buried in thereâjust wrapped up in a whole lot of obsession.
C = Cruelty (How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?)
Honestly, kidnapping isnât Juliusâs styleâeven in yandere mode. The guyâs all about playing the long game, keeping things friendly, and working his charm. Heâs got that Wizard King charisma, and heâd much rather convince you with sweet words and acts of kindness than snatch you up and lock you away. But, alright, letâs imagine he does resort to kidnappingâbecause, you know, the question calls for it.
If Julius were to kidnap you, it would be the most polite, gentle kidnapping imaginable. Youâd almost be confused, like, âWait, am I being kidnapped, or am I on a really weird vacation?â He wouldnât be rude, mocking, or condescendingâno, no, thatâs not how he treats his beloved. Why would he ever speak harshly to you? Youâre the person he cherishes above all else. So instead, heâs all smiles and soft words, doing his best to make the whole situation seem as un-scary as possible. Itâs almost unsettling how sweet he is about the whole thingâlike, you know somethingâs not right, but at the same time, how could someone so gentle and caring be the bad guy here?
At first, he might go a little overboard with the pampering, trying to ease you into the situation and get you comfortable. He knows what heâs done doesnât sit right with you because, you know, kidnapping is usually a red flag, so heâs on a mission to prove that itâs not as bad as it seems. Expect all the royal treatmentâmeals brought to you, cozy blankets, books, and entertainment, anything to make you feel comfortable and safe. Itâs almost like heâs overcompensating, trying to fill the awkwardness of the situation with as much affection and care as possible.
In his eyes, heâs just doing whatâs necessary to get you past any fears you might have of him. But hereâs the kicker: heâs so nice about it that it makes you question everything. Itâs like heâs trying to rewrite the narrative of kidnapping itselfââOh, youâre not my captive; youâre my honored guest!â And throughout it all, he remains respectful, patient, and kind, making it clear that no matter how strange things are, heâd never dream of being cruel to you. In his mind, if heâs as gentle and caring as possible, youâll come to accept his affection and eventually see things his way.
D = Darling (Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling's will?)
Like I mentioned just now, Julius isnât the type to jump straight to abduction. Heâs all about patience and subtlety. But, okay, if weâre diving into this hypothetical where he does kidnap you, itâs a bit more complicated. The thing is, itâs all about timeâfitting for someone with Time Magic, right? At first, heâs going to do the classic yandere thing: take away your will (and ability) to leave. No sneaking out, no slipping away when heâs not looking. Youâre basically stuck, and he makes sure of that. He might not be thrilled about it, but heâs too concerned and worried to let you out of his sight at first. Youâre kept safely in his space, just like any other yandere would do.
But hereâs where things get interesting. As time goes onâbecause, hey, no oneâs as good with time as Juliusâheâs watching you closely. Heâs waiting for that moment when you start to calm down, to settle into the situation, and maybe even⌠accept it? Heâs hoping that as you mellow out and get more comfortable around him, youâll start to relax. And once he sees that, heâll start to loosen his grip. Slowly, heâll give you back a little bit of freedom, like easing off the brakes after a long stop.
Itâs not because he wants to keep you locked away forever. No, deep down, Julius wants you to be freeâhe really does. Heâs not one of those yanderes who thrives on control just for controlâs sake. But the problem is, he canât risk losing you. The thought of you just up and leaving one day? Terrifying. Thatâs why he kidnaps you in the first place. He canât take any chances.
Once heâs confident that youâre not going to bolt the second he lets you out of his sight, heâll start letting you do things on your own again. Maybe you get to wander the streets alone, maybe you can hit up your favorite shops or go about your day-to-day lifeâjust with one little catch. Heâs still watching, of course. You might not see him, but trust me, heâs keeping tabs. Thereâs always going to be that sense that youâre not totally free, but hey, at least you can stretch your legs a little, right?
Of course, privacy is another story. Even when you get your freedom back, heâs always going to know where you are and what youâre doing. Itâs like heâs given you a leash, and though itâs longer now, itâs still there. So, freedom? Kind of. Privacy? Not a chance.
E = Exposed (How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?)
Oh, this man is exposedâand not in the typical yandere "I'm hiding my true nature" kind of way. No, Julius is out here practically wearing his heart on his sleeve, and honestly, it's almost a little surprising for a yandere. You'd expect someone in his position to keep up a facade, maybe hide behind his usual charm and playful attitude, but nope. He only keeps up his playful and charm facade in publicâyou know, as the Wizard King. But with you, he drops that mask like itâs nothing, and what you see is raw, unfiltered Julius. He lets you in on his biggest fears, especially when it comes to losing you, and trust me, he's very open about how much he loves you. Like, almost too open. You might even find yourself thinking, "Wait, is this guy trying to guilt-trip me? Am I supposed to feel bad for him right now?"
And look, with most yanderes, youâd probably be right to assume thatâemotional manipulation is kind of their bread and butter. But not Julius. When I say heâs exposed, I mean really exposed. Heâs not out here playing any mind games; heâs just laying it all out there, hoping you understand how much you mean to him. No deception, no schemesâjust pure, unfiltered sincerity. Itâs like he thinks, âHey, if weâre going to be together, weâre going to be real with each other,â and he genuinely believes that.
Sure, it might come off a bit intense. I mean, how often do you meet someone who's so emotionally vulnerable they could basically be the poster child for a heart-to-heart conversation? But thatâs just how he is with you. Youâre his lover now, and in his mind, that means no more walls, no more pretending. Itâs just him, being 100% honest with his feelings, whether youâre ready for that level of sincerity or not.
Itâs not about guilt-tripping, and it's definitely not about manipulation. Julius genuinely just wants you to understand that when he says he loves you, he means it with every fiber of his being. So while most yanderes might use their emotions as a weapon, Julius is over here treating them like an open bookâone heâs inviting you to read cover to cover.
F = Fight (How would they feel if their darling fought back?)
Oh, this man is absolutely HURT. And not just the "ouch, you hurt my feelings" kind of hurt, but the deep, soul-crushing, "why are you doing this to me when all I want is to love and protect you?" type of hurt. You can practically see the disappointment etched all over his face, but it's mostly that emotional pain that gets to him. You fighting back? It genuinely confuses him. In his mind, heâs doing everything out of loveâso why would you resist?
But let me be clear: Julius isnât the type to snap or lash out if you push back. Oh no, heâs not going to raise his voice, throw a tantrum, or get violent. Thatâs not his style. Instead, heâll let out this sad sigh, maybe give you that lookâyou know, the one that makes you feel like you just kicked a puppy. Then, without any harshness, heâll calmly use his magic to gently subdue you. No roughness, no aggression, just disappointment. Itâs like heâs saying, âWhy are we even doing this? Canât we just love each other in peace?â
Julius is all about keeping things gentle. Even when heâs feeling emotionally wrecked, heâll never resort to anything violent or extreme to get you back under control. Heâll probably just freeze time around you for a bit, just enough to calm things down, then softly talk you through it. Itâs all about creating this sense of, âHey, Iâm not mad, Iâm just hurtâand we can work through this.â Sure, you might not like it, but at least heâs not out here going full yandere psycho.
But make no mistakeâwhile heâs being gentle, he will put you back in your place. Heâs got the power to do it without breaking a sweat, but heâs so emotionally invested in you that he wonât cross any lines. Youâll be subdued, but itâll be like being gently pushed into place by someone whoâs more disappointed in the fact that this is even necessary. So yeah, youâre not getting away with fighting back, but at least you can count on Julius being as soft as possible about itâjust enough to remind you whoâs in control, but never enough to make you fear him.
G = Game (Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?)
Itâs definitely not a game to Julius. He takes your relationship seriouslyâobsessively so. But hey, he wouldnât be totally honest if he said he didnât feel at least a tiny bit of amusement when you try to outsmart him. Thereâs this little flicker of curiosity in him, a sense of, âOh? What are they going to try next?â Itâs almost like watching a puzzle unfold, and Julius canât help but be intrigued by how youâre going to maneuver through the situation. He wonât admit it outright, but thereâs definitely a small part of him that finds your attempts to outwit him... well, kind of entertaining.
That said, donât think for a second that he sees this as a game. Itâs not. He values the relationship way too much to treat it like some kind of cat-and-mouse chase. Julius is all about balance, and even though he might find your cleverness interesting, heâs not going to encourage it. Heâs got that Wizard King mentalityârisk is not something he likes to play with, even with all the Time Magic at his disposal. To him, this relationship is way too important to leave anything to chance.
But hereâs where it gets tricky: Julius is confident. Like, really confident. Not the cocky type of confidentâbut just normal confident, you know? He knows that, no matter how clever you get, heâs got the ultimate ace up his sleeveâhis control over time. That means, in his mind, you can try whatever you want, and heâll still ensure your inevitable return. Itâs not arrogance, exactly; itâs more like he knows that no matter how far you wander, he has the means to bring you back to him. So in a way, heâs fine with giving you a bit of freedom, letting you try to outsmart him here and there, because deep down, heâs certain the outcome wonât change.
Itâs almost like watching a chess match when you already know how itâs going to end. Sure, itâs fun to see the moves, but in the end, heâs always a few steps ahead. So, while he might find a bit of enjoyment in seeing what youâll try next, thereâs never any real doubt in his mind that youâll end up right where he wants youâright by his side.
H = Hell (What would be their darling's worst experience with them?)
Remember how I said Julius is gentle when it comes to putting you back in your place? Yeah, well, donât let that fool you into thinking his gentleness doesnât pack a punch. Sure, heâs not violent or harsh, but youâve gotta keep in mind that the manâs literally the Wizard King. Heâs got the power to make âgentleâ feel a lot heavier than it sounds.
So letâs say youâve made a habit of trying to escape. Julius, being the master of Time Magic, isnât going to get aggressive. Nope. Instead, he gets creative in the worst possible way. Picture this: every time you defy him, every time you make a break for it, he uses his magic to create a loop, forcing you to relive that moment of rebellion over and over again. At first, you might think, "Okay, I can handle this. Whatâs a little time loop?â But trust me, you canât. Itâs way more than you bargained for.
Itâs not just about repeating the same moment. Over time, it wears you down in every way. Mentally, you start feeling like thereâs no way out. Emotionally, itâs drainingâgoing through the same motions, only to have him bring you right back to square one. Physically, it takes its toll too, even if you're just walking in circles or struggling to escape. And hey, maybe even spiritually, itâs exhausting, like your soul just canât take the weight of being stuck in this endless loop of defiance.
For Julius, this isnât cruelty for the sake of it. In his mind, itâs necessary. Itâs a âlesson,â a way to show you that no matter how hard you try, thereâs no escaping him. Itâs his way of teaching you that resistance is futileâliterally. And the worst part? Heâs not angry while doing it. Heâs just calmly, almost lovingly, reminding you of your place. Thereâs something deeply unsettling about being punished by someone who seems to genuinely believe theyâre helping you.
Itâs honestly a terrifying reminder of just how powerless you are against his magic. No matter how gentle he is, the message is clear: you canât escape him, and the more you try, the more exhausted youâll become. Heâll make sure you understand that lesson, even if it takes a few dozen loops to get there.
I = Ideals (What kind of future do they have in mind for/ with their darling?)
His ideal world? Itâs actually pretty simple when you break it down. Sure, heâs got all the time magic and the responsibilities of the kingdom, but when it comes to you, Julius just wants the domestic dream. You, him, together, living a peaceful life where you accept your role as his partner, both emotionally and practically. He doesnât envision you as someone kept in the shadows or locked awayâhe wants you to understand what he does, to support him, and to see that this life heâs offering is the best option for the two of you.
And in his mind, itâs not even a question of if youâll come around, but when. Time is his best ally, after all. Julius believes that with enough time, youâll start to see things his way. Youâll realize that being with him is not just an option, itâs the best option. The future he sees is one where youâre both bonded in every wayâphysically, emotionally, spirituallyâliving that calm, domestic life, side by side.
Heâs not asking for much, right? Just the âusualâ life, where youâre always with him, supporting his duties, and, in return, heâll give you the worldâor, you know, as much of the world as the Wizard King can offer. In his mind, thatâs the kind of future anyone would want. And with a little patience and a lot of time magic, heâs convinced youâll want it too.
J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?)
Julius is definitely prone to jealousy, but heâs not the type to let it spiral into a whole dramatic scene. Heâs mature and composed about it, like the seasoned Wizard King he is. I mean, heâs not the kind of guy whoâs going to throw a fit or give the death stare to every person who gets a little too friendly with you. Heâs got enough self-assurance to know that your relationship is solid and safe in his very capable, time-bending hands.
Honestly, itâs not like jealousy hits him often. He trusts you and heâs confident enough in himself and his connection with you that it takes a lot to push him over that line. When those little pangs of envy do strike, he doesnât lash out or lose his cool. Instead, he just kind of⌠silently acknowledges it and then moves on, letting it wash over him like, âOkay, thatâs a thing Iâm feeling, but itâs fine. Weâre fine.â You might not even notice heâs feeling jealous because he keeps it so well under wraps.
Listen, itâs all about that quiet confidence of his. He knows heâs got the power to keep you with himâfiguratively and literally. So while others might lose their temper over jealousy, heâs just sitting there like, âYeah, no. Weâre good.â Heâs not worried about someone else swooping in and stealing you away because he genuinely believes in the bond you share. And letâs be real, the man who literally controls time doesnât exactly feel threatened by much!
K = Kisses (How do they act around or with their darling?)
When youâre around, Julius is just his normal selfâjust dialed up a notch in the affection department. Heâs the same charming, approachable, and easygoing Wizard King everyone knows and respects, but heâs not shy about showing how much he cares for you. Itâs not over-the-top to the point where people are rolling their eyes or muttering, âHere they go again.â Itâs just⌠obvious. Heâll casually hold your hand, rest his arm around your shoulders, or throw in a little inside joke that only you two get. Itâs enough to make it clear to anyone watching that youâre his, but not enough to be cringe-inducing or awkward for everyone else in the room.
Heâs like the poster child for âaffectionate but not obnoxious.â People might smile or whisper about how sweet he is with you, but no oneâs rolling their eyes or feeling like they need to fake gag. Itâs that perfectly balanced PDA that everyone tolerates.
And as for those Yandere tendencies? Forget about it. Heâs the picture of a dream man, an ideal partner, always smiling and attentive but not in a creepy way. Nothing about him screams "possessive" or "obsessive." He keeps all those intense feelings and thoughts hidden behind that charming, easygoing demeanor. Heâs got his act down so well that even if someone tried to accuse him of being overprotective or controlling, people would probably just laugh it off.
To the world, heâs just an affectionate, doting boyfriend whoâs got everything under controlânothing weird or suspicious here! Heâs smooth enough to let his true nature simmer beneath the surface, showing you and only you the full extent of his obsession, but making sure everyone else just sees the charming man in love.
L = Love letters (How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?)
Juliusâs way of courting is like a masterclass in emotional intelligence. He doesnât just bombard you with generic âI love youâ messages or flashy gestures. No, heâs way more refined and strategic than that. Julius takes the time to understand youâyour likes, your interests, your worries, and what makes you tick. And then he crafts these thoughtful, personalized notes that feel like theyâre speaking directly to your soul. His letters are beautifully written, almost poetic, without being over-the-top or insincere. He knows just the right words to weave a connection between you two, slowly and subtly drawing you closer to him.
Itâs not all grand declarations and roses either. Julius is perceptive and precise; he doesnât miss a beat. If you ever try to pull away or distance yourself, he doesnât panic or lash out. Instead, he sends letters expressing his regret, his sorrow at the growing gap between you. Itâs not a guilt tripâitâs more like heâs quietly reaching out, saying, âI miss you, and I hope we can find our way back to each other.â Itâs disarming in its sincerity and vulnerability, and it makes it that much harder to actually break away from him. Heâs not aggressively pulling you back; heâs inviting you to return willingly.
Outside of these carefully crafted letters? Heâs just your regular Julius Novachrono. Friendly, approachable, with that same easygoing charm. He doesnât overwhelm you with constant affection in public or try to flaunt your relationship. To everyone else, it just seems like heâs a genuinely considerate and charming man. No one would guess heâs meticulously planning every word and action to keep you closeâhe just seems like the perfect partner. But behind every letter and every carefully chosen phrase is that obsessive, love struck side quietly steering the ship.
M = Mask (Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?)
Juliusâs true nature is like flipping a coinâone side is the easygoing, jovial Magic Emperor that everyone knows and admires, and the other is a deeply obsessive partner behind closed doors. In public, heâs got his act down to a science. Heâs charming, approachable, and always smiling. People see the relaxed, carefree Wizard King whoâs both a competent leader and a friendly face. He laughs easily, cracks jokes, and offers that reassuring presence everyone relies on. You wouldnât suspect a thing from the way he interacts with his captains and citizensâjust the same old Julius, with no hint of his hidden intensity.
But when itâs just the two of you, the other side of that coin comes out. Heâs still mostly the same Julius, but now the mask is off, and his affection is turned all the way up. Heâs more touchy, more attentive, and definitely more possessive. Itâs not like he suddenly becomes a different person, but you can tell thereâs an underlying intensity in everything he does. Where he might have just given a casual hand on your shoulder in public, in private, itâs more like a lingering touch, a tighter embrace, or an almost desperate look in his eyes. Itâs still Julius, just with an added layer of obsession simmering beneath that calm exterior.
N = Naughty (How would they punish their darling?)
When it comes to punishment, Julius plays the long gameâmentally and emotionally. He doesnât believe in physical harm; itâs just not in his nature. Instead, he uses his Time Magic to create these psychological traps, forcing you to relive arguments or moments of defiance in an endless loop until you eventually break down and comply. Imagine having the same disagreement over and over, with no real sense of how much time has passed or when it might end. Itâs subtle, but itâs incredibly effective. The exhaustion creeps up on you, making you question your own memory and sanity, and eventually, youâre left with this overwhelming sense of futility.
Julius sees this as a more âhumaneâ form of discipline, almost like heâs gently guiding you back onto the right path rather than punishing you outright. Itâs not violent, but itâs still a form of controlâa mental cage disguised as an endless rewind button. And if youâre worried about him losing his temper or laying a hand on you? You can let that fear goâbecause Julius absolutely REFUSES to physically harm you, even in his darkest moments. Itâs a line heâs unwilling to cross because, in his mind, what heâs doing isnât about hurting youâitâs about keeping you safe, teaching you a lesson in a way only he can.
O = Oppression (How many rights would they take away from their darling?)
When it comes to freedoms, Juliusâs strategy is all about control and patience. At first, he takes away all your rights and autonomy. He wants to strip away any illusion of independence so you can settle in, and by âsettle inâ. But hereâs the catch: once he notices youâre getting more comfortableâactually comfortable, not just pretendingâheâll slowly start giving you back small pieces of freedom, bit by bit.
Think of it like earning privileges in a really messed-up game of trust. Show him youâre genuinely settling in, and he might let you have more time alone or even go outside under supervision. He wants to see genuine acceptance, not just some facade, and believe me, youâre not fooling this guy. Heâll see right through any fake smiles or acts of devotion. If you think you can just put on a lovey-dovey act to get back your freedoms, you might as well give up nowâJulius knows the difference between genuine affection and an Oscar-worthy performance.
In his mind, itâs all about ensuring your âsafetyâ until you can prove to him that youâre truly accepting of this life with him. And once you do? Heâll reward that acceptance with more freedoms. But make no mistake: the leash is always there, even if it gets a little longer over timeâŚ
P = Patience (How patient are they with their darling?)
Julius isnât just patientâheâs exceedingly patient. Heâs got all the time in the world, quite literally, and heâs fully aware that winning you over isnât going to be an overnight thing. He knows you wonât accept his love right away, and heâs perfectly fine with that. In his mind, your resistance is just a temporary obstacle, not a permanent barrier. He believes his persistence will eventually wear you down, like waves gradually eroding a stone. And with his Time Magic, heâs got a pretty big advantageâhe can afford to wait you out.
If youâre throwing a tantrum, screaming, or just completely losing it, he wonât get angry or frustrated. Instead, heâll take it in stride, viewing it as a natural reaction to the situation. Are you crying your eyes out all day, at every hour? As much as it breaks his heart to see you in pain, Julius remains steadfast. He wonât snap or lose his patienceâinstead, heâll calmly reassure you, trying his best to soothe you and help you feel comfortable. He doesnât want to force you to accept his love; he wants you to genuinely come around to it.
In his eyes, all the tears, the anger, and the resistance are just part of the process. Itâs all temporary turbulence in a relationship heâs confident will eventually find smooth waters. Heâll wait as long as it takes, and in the meantime, heâs there to comfort you through all of it, always with that patient smile. You might feel like youâre hitting a wall with him, but Julius? Heâs got the patience to outlast every outburst, every tear, and every attempt to resist.
Q = Quit (If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?)
If you were to actually die, the heartbreak Julius would feel would be on a catastrophic levelâlike the man got hit by a million emotional wrecking balls all at once. He might be obsessive, yes, but that doesnât make his love any less genuineâjust more intense. Losing you wouldnât just hurt him; it would break him. Imagine the Wizard King, the man who leads with a smile and endless charisma, completely shattered because youâre gone. It wouldnât just be heartbreakâitâd be like his entire world collapsed. Heâd probably be so devastated heâd question his own powers, his decisions, everything, and would find himself trapped in a spiral of guilt and despair.
And if you somehow successfully escape? Come on, this is Julius weâre talking about. You might have slipped through his fingers for a moment, but if you think heâs going to let you go just like that, well, thatâs a bit naive. Heâs the freaking Wizard King with control over time itselfâletting you run off into the sunset isnât exactly on his to-do list. Julius would be devastated, sureâhis heart crushed at the idea of losing you. But unlike with your death, where his pain would be immeasurable, escaping just makes him more determined. To him, itâs not an endingâjust a setback.
But hereâs where things get really intense: Julius isnât one to just sit back and accept fate. Oh no, heâd bend reality itself to undo whatever it was that took you from him. If you die, heâd rewind time to a point where youâre alive, no matter how many attempts it takes. If you escape, heâd loop back and make sure that door was locked or that your window wasnât left openâany little thing he mightâve overlooked. In his mind, thereâs always a way to fix things, to create the âperfectâ outcome where youâre together.
Juliusâs obsession runs so deep that he wouldnât move on, no matter what happened. He believes, with every fiber of his being, that given enough time literally, he can create the future he envisionsâone where youâre by his side, no matter the cost. So, if you die or successfully escape, you might think thatâs the end of itâbut for Julius, itâs just another loop to reset until he gets it right.
R = Regret (Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?)
Julius isnât entirely blind to the morality of what heâs doing. Deep down, he does feel a sense of regretânot because heâs unsure of his love for you, but because he couldnât win your heart the way he wanted to, without all these drastic measures. In his perfect world, youâd willingly accept his affection, confine, or control. But reality didnât work out like that, so here he is, convincing himself that this path is the only way to keep you safe and happy.
Julius rationalizes everything heâs done with a well-intentioned narrative: âItâs for your own good,â or âOne day, youâll see why I had to do this.â He genuinely believes that with enough time, youâll eventually understand that his actions, no matter how obsessive, were all born from a place of love. And as much as he feels that twinge of guilt, heâs not going to let it change his course of action. Letting you go isnât an option in his mindânot now, and probably not ever.
Yes, thereâs a real heart in there, a genuine, caring part of Julius thatâs wracked with guilt over forcing you into this situation. But that doesnât mean heâs going to set you free. To him, this is the only way to keep you both safe and happy, even if you canât see it yet. Heâs utterly convinced that with time (and, of course, heâs got plenty of that), youâll come around to understand his love and intentions.
So while he does feel regret, itâs more of a bittersweet acknowledgment that he couldnât create a perfect love story without pulling some strings. But giving up on you? Absolutely not. In his eyes, this is all just another challenge to overcomeâa painful compromise heâs willing to make until you see things his way.
S = Stigma (What brought about this side of them? childhood, curiosity, etc?)
Honestly⌠itâs hard to pin down exactly where this obsessive side of Julius comes from, but thereâs a good chance it ties back to his responsibilities as the Wizard King. Think about it: he spends every waking moment shouldering the weight of an entire kingdom, constantly trying to maintain peace and keep things in balance. That kind of pressure isnât something you can just shrug off, even if youâre someone as whimsical or carefree as Julius. So maybe, when it comes to you, you represent that rare piece of comfort and genuine connection he craves but feels he canât attain through his public role.
Being in such a powerful and demanding position, Julius is probably used to people respecting, fearing, or idolizing himâbut never really seeing him for who he is underneath all that authority. Youâre different, and thatâs both exciting and terrifying for him. His obsession might stem from this desire to keep that connection secure, almost like heâs terrified that losing you would mean losing one of the few genuine things in his life.
So in a way, it makes sense that his fixation on you is so intense. Youâre not just someone he loves; youâre a refuge from the constant duty and facade heâs forced to maintain. He wants to protect that refuge, even if it means crossing lines or using his power to do so. In his mind, losing you isnât an option because youâre the one thing in his life that isnât about being the Wizard Kingâyouâre about being Julius.
Or maybe Iâm just reaching for the stars for this one. Who knows.
T = Tears (How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?)
Seeing you cry, scream, or shut yourself away absolutely shatters Julius inside. Heâs not blind to your suffering; it affects him deeply, and part of him hates that heâs the reason behind it. But he convinces himself that your pain is just a "necessary step" on the path to a better future together. Heâs in denial, reallyâholding you close, whispering sweet reassurances like, âItâs okay, Iâm here,â or, âYouâll see in time, everything will be alright.â Meanwhile, heâs sidestepping the fact that heâs the very cause of this mess.
And your tears? They donât make him reconsider. In his mind, theyâre proof that youâre scared and vulnerable, reinforcing his belief that you need his protection even more. Heâs twisted the narrative so tightly around his idea of keeping you safe that your cries and pleas to be left alone only fuel his determination.
So if you try to push him away or tell him to back off, itâs not going to work. He wonât just leave you alone, even if you beg for space. Instead, heâll double down on the comfort, trying harder to âmake you seeâ that everything heâs doing is for your own good. His reassurances are endless, his grip is unwavering, and his resolve to âprotectâ you only gets stronger with every tear you shed.
U = Unique (Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?)
Juliusâs approach to being a yandere stands out because he steers clear of the classic violent or physically intimidating tactics. Instead, he leans into his mastery of time magic and a softer form of emotional manipulation to create a psychological cage thatâs way more sophisticated than a typical yandereâs. He doesnât need to lock you in a literal room; heâs got the power to make time itself your prison.
Whatâs even more unique is that, compared to most yanderes, he gradually grants you more freedom. Heâs not too keen on the idea of keeping you cooped up forever. As time passes, heâll give you a longer leashâletting you venture out, make decisions, maybe even regain some semblance of a normal life⌠sort of. But this freedom is only an illusion because, in reality, his grip remains firm. You may not be physically restrained, but youâre still emotionally and mentally bound by his presence and his magic. So, hooray for a little more freedom⌠but also, not really!
V = Vice (What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?)
Julius, for all his big-time magic and being basically a living, breathing timepiece, isnât invincible when it comes to emotional vulnerability. Basically, hereâs the small crack in the armor: his need for validation. It might seem like a tiny detailâlike discovering Supermanâs kryptonite is just a heavy diet of carbsâbut itâs key. If you can somehow convince him that you genuinely accept him or pretend, then youâve got an entry point to start working your own magic. Get him to believe that youâre warming up to him, and you might just worm your way into earning his trust. Once youâre in there, deep in that emotional vault, youâd have more chances to plot an escape.
Of course, this isnât a one-way ticket to freedom; itâs more like trying to sneak out of a house guarded by both a paranoid watchdog and a CCTV system that can literally rewind time. Youâll have to keep up the act without Julius catching on to any hesitation or cracks in your facade. Heâs analytical, and the moment he smells betrayal, itâs game over. But, if you can consistently show that âgenuine affectionâ without letting your poker face slip, you might just get the chance to slip away.
Key word: MIGHT
Just pray you donât accidentally call him by the wrong name or flinch when he goes in for a hug, or your time pun very much intended will be up.
W = Wit's end (Would they ever hurt their darling?)
Julius? Physically harm you? Not a chance. The idea of laying a finger on you in anger is absolutely out of the question. Julius would genuinely die before he let himself cross that line because in his mind, hurting you physically would shatter the very foundation of his obsessionâsorry, I mean, love for you.
That said, mentally? Oof. Thatâs a different ball game. Julius is a master of time and, unfortunately for you, that means heâs got a lot of tricks up his sleeve that donât involve lifting a finger. So if heâs at his witâs end, he might resort to more subtle methods, like trapping you in a disorienting time loop. Imagine having the same conversation on repeat, or worseâreliving that one argument over and over until you feel like your brainâs about to turn into scrambled eggs. It's his twisted way of keeping you in line while convincing himself that he hasnât really hurt youâat least, not in the traditional sense.
So long story short: Julius? Lay a finger on you? Never. But donât think for a second heâs not prepared to mess with your head if it means keeping you in his grasp. Because to him, breaking you down mentally isnât the same as hurting youâitâs just helping you understand how much he cares.
X = Xoanon (How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?)
Julius doesnât just put you on a pedestalâhe practically builds a shrine and lights candles around it. To him, youâre not just the center of his universe; youâre the literal center, the sun to his gravitational pull, the glue holding his timeline together. And when Julius sees someone as his key to happiness and stability, thatâs not a casual crushâitâs borderline holy devotion. This man will twist reality itself if it means keeping you happy, comfortable, andâmost importantlyâby his side.
Youâre not just the apple of his eye; youâre the entire orchard. He wants your love, sure, but itâs not just a want; itâs a need. To him, youâre like the keystone in an archâremove you, and his entire world risks collapse. So heâll stop at nothing to keep you where you are, locked securely in that special place heâs carved out in his heart and mind. And if he senses you slipping away? Expect reality to bend a little more than usual. âAllâs fair in love and time manipulation,â right?
When it comes to winning you over, thereâs pretty much nothing he wouldnât do. Time magic? Check. Reality-bending? Check. Gaslighting reality itself into keeping you by his side? Triple check. Because in the gospel according to Julius, if he can convince you to stay with him forever, then all those sacrifices were just acts of devotion.
Y = Yearn (How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?)
Julius isnât the type to rush into thingsâheâs got all the time in the world, literally. So when it comes to you, heâs willing to play the long game. This guy will spend months, even years, meticulously observing you like heâs preparing for the worldâs most intense final exam. Heâll study your habits, routines, preferences, down to which hand you use to brush your teethâŚitâs weird, yeahâbut he probably actually knows which hand you use to brush your teeth with. Heâs so strategic that if there was a gold medal for obsessively planning, Julius would be its reigning champion.
Now, about snappingâitâs not really his style. Julius wonât just flip the switch one day and show up at your door, eyes glowing with time-warping intent. No, heâs far too patient and calculating for that. He takes his time, crafting an intricate web where every thread is designed to lead you straight to him. If youâre imagining some dramatic, sudden outburstâforget it. What you should be worried about are those quiet, all-too-composed moments where heâs just smiling and nodding, because thatâs when his brain is ticking like a well-wound clock, planning every step of your âfutureâ together.
When he finally decides itâs time to make his move, rest assured, heâs not diving in without backup plans A through Z ready to go. By the time Julius âsnaps,â heâs really just executing a plan thatâs been in the works for ages, and by then, your chances of escape are slim to none. So donât waste time worrying about him snapping like some unhinged maniacâitâs not the big breakdown you should be afraid of, but the steady, calculated build-up. All those daydreams heâs having about the two of you? Heâs already way past imaginingâitâs more like heâs making itinerary notes for your future.
Z = Zenith (Would they ever break their darling?)
For Julius, breaking you isnât the goal at all. Heâs not in this to shatter your spirit or leave you a hollow shellâheâs aiming for something far more insidious: a genuine connection, or at least what he thinks is genuine. But the trouble is, his methods are about as gentle as a sledgehammer wrapped in velvet. He might not intend to break you, but the relentless way he traps you in those exhausting, sanity-testing time loops as âpunishmentâ does more damage than he probably realizes. In his mind, itâs all in the name of helping you understand his version of love and careâheâs not trying to hurt you; heâs just trying to make you see.
The irony is that resisting him for long enough means you might end up breaking yourself. Going through that same situation, conversation, or argument over and overâlike a psychological treadmill from hellâwould wear anyone down. Itâs like trying to escape a maze only to find yourself back at the entrance every single time. Your defenses would start to crumble, your mental exhaustion would reach its peak, and youâd feel like youâre at your breaking point. But hereâs where Juliusâs bizarre form of compassion kicks in.
Julius understands, in his own twisted way, that these punishments are draining. Heâs aware that if left unchecked, this psychological torture could actually destroy youâand thatâs not what he wants. So in his post-punishment âcool-down phase,â he shifts gears, switching to comforting and reassuring you whether you want it or not. Heâll be there with a soothing voice and a gentle hand, convincing you that heâs doing this out of love, out of a desire to keep you safe, even if you despise him for it. He wonât let you completely tip over the edge because, in his mind, heâs there to be your savior, your protectorâeven if heâs the one creating your turmoil in the first place.
So while it feels like youâre always on the brink of breaking, like youâre balancing on a tightrope with no safety net, Julius keeps pulling you back just enough to keep you from falling completely. Itâs a messed-up balancing act: youâre teetering, exhausted, and desperate for relief, but you never fully break because heâs always there to catch you, to hold you steady at that edge. Itâs not freedom, not even closeâbut itâs his way of ensuring you stay whole, just enough to be his.
LUCIUS ZOGRATIS
A = Affection (How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?)
Luciusâ way of showing affection is like trying to hug a boa constrictorâtight, unyielding, and with the illusion that he's doing it for your own good. His love is rooted in his grandiose vision of creating a âperfectâ world, and you, dear darling, are just another piece of that puzzle that he must polish to fit. Heâs paradoxically both gentle and overwhelming. Imagine being wrapped in a silk glove thatâs ever-so-slightly squeezing the life out of you. One minute, heâs all soft, lingering touches, fingers gliding over your skin like heâs crafting a masterpiece, whispering sweet nothings about your role in his ideal future. The next, his grip might tighten, a subtle but firm reminder that heâs the artist, and you are the art.
B = Blood (How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?)
Lucius doesnât revel in bloodshedâheâs not here to get his hands dirty for the thrill of it. But if someone threatens his grip on you or his grand vision, theyâve practically handed him a permission slip for ruthless efficiency. Why waste time swinging when he can just manipulate souls? His Soul Magic makes violence almost boringly clinicalâlike heâs performing a minor surgery instead of altering their life, spirit, and magic power.
If itâs between keeping you by his side or letting a pesky obstacle stand in the way, Lucius wonât hesitate to do what he calls "cleaning up." And by "cleaning up," I mean heâll just rearrange their soul and make them not be as a pesky obstacle as before, but now an obedient follower of his. Heâs more surgeon than sadist, executing his violence with an almost unsettling sense of calm. Thereâs no splatter for splatterâs sakeâjust a surgical strike that leaves nothing but a memory in its wake.
But donât mistake his preference for efficiency as a reluctance to get messy. If his control over you is at stake, heâs willing to go to any length to keep things tidy, even if that involves spilling a little bloodâor a lot of it. His method is polished, but the results are as ruthless as they come.
C = Cruelty (How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?)
Lucius isnât going to resort to something as pedestrian as outright mocking you. Thatâs not his style. He doesnât need to throw petty insults or humiliate you outrightâhis cruelty is far more sophisticated, like a perfectly sharpened scalpel. Instead, heâll meticulously dismantle your sense of self, piece by piece, until you genuinely believe heâs the only one who knows whatâs best for you. Think of it as psychological warfare but with an air of twisted benevolence. He wants you to think heâs your savior, not your captor, all while heâs slowly tightening the chains.
Lucius is the master of emotional coercion, guilt-tripping, and gaslighting with a side of faux concern. You think you made a decision on your own? Heâll subtly remind you that, no, it was actually him who enlightened you to the âright choice.â You feel like pushing back a bit? Heâll sigh and tell you how disappointed he is. And donât even think about disagreeing with himâitâs not that heâll punish you with overt anger; heâll just look at you with that disappointed, pitying gaze, as if to say, âOh, how misguided you are to think you can question me.â
D = Darling (Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling's will?)
Lucius isnât the type to leave your free will intact if it inconveniences him. Heâd rather meticulously construct a situation where your "choices" just happen to align perfectly with what he wants. You see, Lucius isnât going to chase you down every time you try to rebel. Instead, heâll craft a neat little reality around you where disobedience feels almost... impractical. Heâs like that overbearing GPS that keeps saying, "Recalculating," but with a sinister smirk, making sure you only ever take the route he planned.
And letâs be clearâheâs not just putting up a few guardrails. Weâre talking total control over your environment. Expect him to start chipping away at your connections to friends and family faster than you can say, âHey, why havenât I heard from them in a while?â Heâll isolate you, all while making it seem like heâs protecting you from those "unworthy influences." Before you know it, youâre depending on Lucius for every ounce of interaction, like your entire social lifeâs been relocated to one dude.
Restricting your movements? Oh, heâll do that tooâboth figuratively and literally. Try to wander too far or question too much, and suddenly heâs there, gently redirecting you with that eerie "You donât know whatâs best for youâI do" look. He wonât lock you in a dungeonâthatâs too obvious. Instead, heâll subtly corral you into the life he envisions, all the while making you feel like this new âfreedomâ heâs given you is a reward for your cooperation. Itâs like heâs got a monopoly on your entire existence, and you didnât even realize you were playing Monopoly in the first place.
And while all of this is happening, Lucius will maintain that level-headed, smug facade, as if gaslighting you into compliance is his way of showing love. Because, in his mind, molding you into his ideal companion isnât just a desireâitâs his way of showing you your "true potential." Really, isnât that the worst part? He honestly believes heâs doing you a favor. Itâs like if a life coach got way too into your personal life and then decided to stay there... forever.
E = Exposed (How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?)
Lucius baring his heart? Please. This man doesnât just hide his cardsâheâs got them locked in a vault with security clearance. Vulnerability is not in his playbook, and he doesnât feel the need to let you in on his deepest fears or insecurities. Instead, he opts for the grand, sweeping gestures of devotion that feel almost like a politicianâs campaign speech. Heâs all about selling you on a dreamâhis dreamâwhere youâre his perfect partner, standing by his side as he "revolutionizes" the world (or, you know, controls it, but he wouldnât phrase it that way).
Lucius isn't about confessions; heâs about convictions. Heâs not sitting you down for some heart-to-heart where he spills his childhood traumas and secret anxieties. Nah, heâs sweeping you up in these grandiose promises, like heâs the protagonist in some tragically romantic opera, whispering about destiny and greatness with an air of suave authority. Call him a smooth operatorâbecause he really is one. I mean, you could play Sade in the background, and it would probably just feel right. (đľNo need to ask, heâs a smoooth operatoooorr... đľ You know the song. You get it. Do I sound like a loser yet.)
To him, his version of vulnerability is trusting you enough to buy into his vision. Thatâs about as bare as his heart gets. Instead of crying on your shoulder, heâs the type to look deep into your eyes and say, âTogether, weâll reshape this flawed worldââlike itâs some kind of love declaration. Emotion, to him, is just another tool to wield, another smooth line to draw you in closer. And heâs dangerously good at it, like a salesman who knows exactly which insecurities to poke at so youâll buy that overpriced insurance plan.
And when it comes to being âvulnerable,â Lucius isnât trying to share his fearsâheâs trying to share his certainty. Heâd never confess to a weak spot, because in his mind, having one is almost beneath him. Vulnerability, after all, implies you have something to lose, and Lucius? Heâs above all that. He doesn't need to break down walls when heâs too busy building castles in the airâcastles where heâs the king, and youâre meant to stay locked away, admiring the view.
F = Fight (How would they feel if their darling fought back?)
Oh, Lucius would find it downright adorable if you tried to fight back. Imagine a cat lazily watching a mouse try to scramble awayâitâs almost endearing to him that youâd entertain the idea of resistance. Heâs not going to lose his cool; in fact, heâs amused. Like, âOh, look at you trying to assert your independenceâhow precious.â To him, your rebellion isnât a threat; itâs just another bump on the road to your inevitable enlightenment.
Lucius views your resistance as a misguided phase, like youâre a rebellious teenager acting out because you havenât grasped the bigger picture. In his mind, youâre simply wrestling with your own ignorance, and itâs his job to guide you towards acceptance. He wonât lash out or lose his temperâno, thatâs beneath him. Instead, heâll just subtly tighten his grip, metaphorically speaking.
Open rebellion would be met with that signature Lucius approach: a gentle but unyielding restraint, like velvet shackles. Heâs the type to softly say, âYouâre only hurting yourself,â while making it clear that resistance is pointless. Heâd see this little rebellion of yours as something to manage, like a storm that he knows will pass. Heâs patient enough to wait it out, firm enough to hold his ground, and calculating enough to subtly nudge you back into line without breaking a sweat.
G = Game (Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?)
Lucius wouldnât call it a gameâheâs far too self-important for that. In his eyes, this isnât a playful chase; itâs more like a refinement process. Your attempts to escape or resist arenât a source of outright joy, but rather, validation of his own self-appointed mission to "perfect" you. Your struggle is proof to him that youâre still not seeing the light, which only reinforces his belief that he, and only he, is capable of guiding you towards that enlightenment.
But donât get it twistedâthereâs definitely a little smirk hiding behind that stoic mask of his. Heâs not cackling like a cartoon villain, but deep down, thereâs a twisted satisfaction in knowing that youâre trying and failing to break free. Itâs the intellectual thrill of having a puzzle to solve. He sees you as a challenge, a work of art that isnât quite complete yet, and heâs the artist holding the brush.
Lucius enjoys watching you resist, not because he takes pleasure in your suffering (heâs not that overtly sadistic), but because it feeds his ego. He interprets each failed attempt at escape as further evidence of your imperfectionâa flaw that he must correct. Itâs like watching a child trying to color outside the lines; he finds it endearing, even admirable in its own misguided way, but heâs fully committed to making sure you stay within those lines. In his head, heâs your savior, guiding you away from your own ignorance.
And, of course, heâs got that "I told you so" energy just waiting to drop the moment you realize the futility of it all. He wonât rub it in your face, but heâll have that air of subtle superiority. "See?" heâd say, with that maddeningly calm voice. "This is why you need me." Itâs not exactly a game, but he certainly enjoys being the only one who knows all the rules.
H = Hell (What would be their darling's worst experience with them?)
Your worst experience with Lucius wouldnât be a single dramatic moment, like an outburst or a locked roomâit would be the slow, creeping realization of just how much control he has over every part of your life. He leaves no detail overlooked, no thread loose. One day, itâll hit you that every little bit of "freedom" you thought you had was an illusion, and every rebellion you plotted was something he anticipated ten moves ago. Heâs essentially playing chess while youâre stuck with a Rubikâs Cube, and heâs somehow rigged that too.
The real nightmare isnât just the physical cage; itâs the mental one. Imagine realizing that all your options, all your allies, and all your potential escapes were subtly cut off, one by one, without you even noticing. Youâre isolated, surrounded by an ever-tightening web of manipulations and lies, all crafted by someone who genuinely believes heâs saving you from yourself. Itâs like finding out your house has been bugged for years by the person who hands you the keys each day with a smile.
But, of course, Lucius wouldnât stop at that. One of the weekly specials on the Lucius Manipulation Menu would be his "playful" teasing about his Soul Magic. Heâd drop it into conversation like a casual remark, mentioning how he could manipulate the souls of the people you care about most. Itâs almost like heâs dangling that possibility over your head, watching to see your reaction. Itâs the ultimate "Just kidding... unless?" routine. And even if you tell yourself itâs all just talk, the thought of your loved ones being turned into Luciusâ puppets? That sticks with you. Itâs a psychological hammer heâs always holding over you, ready to swing if you step out of line.
The worst part? Deep down, you know that this isn't just an empty threat. He already knows exactly who you care about and how much, and heâs not afraid to use that knowledge against you. Heâll smile and say heâs just teasing, but with Lucius, every joke is laced with the possibility of it becoming reality. Keep pushing him, and who knows? That nightmare scenario of seeing a friend or family member turned into one of his obedient followers might just come true.
Imagine the heart-wrenching feeling of watching someone you love look at you with empty, compliant eyesâall because you thought you could push back against Lucius. Itâs psychological warfare, with Lucius playing both the aggressor and the savior in his twisted little mind. And that, my friend, is pure hell.
I = Ideals (What kind of future do they have in mind for/ with their darling?)
Luciusâ dream future isnât just a cozy cottage with a white picket fence. No, weâre talking world domination with a side of soulmate goals. His ultimate vision is to bring âtrue peaceâ to the world under his iron-fisted rule as the Final Wizard King, with you at his side as the perfect partner. And when I say "at his side," I mean more like his arm candy-slash-right-hand in this dystopian peace project. Forget romantic beach sunsets; think more along the lines of overlooking a perfectly ordered empire where every single person is molded to fit his definition of perfection. Ah, romance!
Lucius genuinely sees the two of you as a power coupleâthe sort that reshapes the world together. While heâs out there "purging imperfections" and ruling with divine authority, he expects you to be his unwavering support, his confidant, the one person worthy of standing at his side in this shiny new utopia. Itâs not just about love, per se; itâs about unity in a grand vision, like youâre Bonnie and Clyde except Clyde controls life and death and has a thing for social engineering.
And donât think youâre getting off easy in this futureâheâs got very specific expectations of what this partnership should look like. Youâre not just an accessory; youâre his proof that his way is the right way. He imagines the two of you as the embodiment of order and perfection, ruling over this so-called paradise he plans to create. Youâll smile approvingly at his every decree, nod in agreement when he lectures about his higher purpose, and maybeâjust maybeâhold his hand as he declares peace to the masses heâs, uh, "perfected."
In Luciusâ mind, this isnât just a power fantasy; itâs a destiny heâs generously letting you be a part of. Lucky you, right? Heâs convinced that once you fully embrace his vision, youâll be just as devoted to this future as he is. After all, whatâs more romantic than ruling the world together in a meticulously crafted utopia, where every rebellious soul has been neatly dealt with? Who needs candlelight dinners when you can have the eternal glow of world peace and unwavering loyalty?
J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?)
Jealousy? Oh, Lucius doesnât have time for such petty emotions. Heâs way too busy planning to become the Final Wizard King to let a little thing like envy get under his skin. Heâs not sitting there stewing because someone else got a smile out of you or made you laugh. Lucius is above that.
But make no mistake: just because he doesnât throw jealous tantrums doesnât mean heâs totally indifferent. Luciusâ possessiveness isnât driven by insecure jealousy; itâs rooted in his self-righteous belief that only he understands whatâs best for you. Youâre his project, his masterpiece in progress, and heâll be damned if some outside force messes with that. Anyone trying to influence or take up space in your life? Yeah, thatâs just an annoying little speed bump on the road to his perfect future.
If someone gets too close or starts tugging at your independence, Lucius wonât be flipping tables or throwing out dramatic ultimatums. No, noâheâll quietly and efficiently eliminate the competition, like sweeping crumbs off the table. Imagine heâs a master chess player, and whoeverâs making you smile a little too much is just a pawn in his way. Heâll rearrange circumstances to remove that âthreatâ without you even realizing it. Maybe that friend moves away, or that co-worker suddenly gets transferred. Heâs not lashing out in a fit of rage; heâs methodically tightening his grip on your life while maintaining that unnervingly calm smirk of his.
And why doesnât he lash out? Because Lucius is secure in his belief that his hold over you is already ironclad. Heâs so convinced of his control that he doesnât see other people as competitionâjust minor nuisances to be managed. In his mind, no one else is worthy of you, no one else can offer the âenlightenmentâ he can, and no one else can possibly sway you from the path heâs set for you. So, why waste energy on jealousy when heâs already five steps ahead of everyone else?
K = Kisses (How do they act around or with their darling?)
Lucius doesnât suddenly switch gears and act like a giggling high schooler when youâre around. Heâs still got that intense, calculated presenceâexcept with you, thereâs this extra layer of possessiveness wrapped in a cool, collected demeanor. Heâs not the type to whisper sweet nothings in your ear or give you playful little pecks. His idea of intimacy involves more of a quiet, commanding closeness that lets everyone know youâre his.
People around him can tell instantly that youâre not just another pawn in his grand plan. Youâre something moreâa critical piece of his vision, someone he sees as an extension of himself. Lucius doesnât try to sugarcoat it either; thereâs no facade of âOh, weâre just partners in this journey of life.â Nah, everyone and their grandma knows youâre more than that to him. He doesnât even bother pretending that youâre on equal footingâheâs got that possessive aura turned up to eleven, and heâs not hiding it.
And why would he? Whoâs going to call out the all-powerful, soul-manipulating, future-ruling mastermind for being a little overbearing with his partner? Exactly, no one. Itâs not that heâs outwardly aggressive about it; itâs more like the possessiveness is so deeply woven into his character that it feels natural for him to treat you like a prized possession in the gallery of his perfect world.
So while Lucius might not be all about sweet kisses and innocent gestures, heâll place a hand on your shoulder in a way that speaks volumes, like silently reminding you and everyone else whoâs in charge. His actions arenât loud, but they donât need to beâhis grip on you is as subtle as it is unyielding. Itâs not romantic in the traditional sense, but for Lucius, itâs all part of letting you and the rest of the world know exactly where you belong: at his side, under his rule, in his version of paradise. đ
L = Love letters (How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?)
Luciusâ idea of courtship isnât flowers and chocolates; itâs more like a TED Talk on why youâre the keystone in his grand mission. Heâs not the type to swoon or stammer over his wordsâoh no. When he approaches you, itâs with the confidence of a man whoâs already calculated every possible outcome and knows youâre going to be part of his life. And if he chooses to write you a letter? Youâd better believe itâs going to read like a mix between a philosophical manifesto and a business proposal.
In typical Lucius fashion, he wouldnât start with âDear loveâ or âYouâre the light of my life.â Instead, it would be something like, âIn you, I have discovered the necessary component to achieving true peace.â Talk about romance! But hey, heâs got a vision, and youâre smack-dab in the middle of it. Heâd lay out his admiration for your qualities not as a starry-eyed lover but as someone acknowledging a key asset in his grand design. Basically, Luciusâ version of âI love youâ is more like, âYou are indispensable to the perfection of this world.â
If youâre expecting compliments on your eyes or how lovely you looked that one day, forget it. His words are grandiose, with a touch of that almost cult-leader-like conviction. Heâll go on these long, eloquent monologues about your âsignificanceâ and how your role aligns perfectly with his destiny. Itâs not flattery in the traditional senseâitâs more like heâs handing you the script for your role in his self-written narrative. No pressure, right?
And while he might not shower you with declarations of undying affection, his words would make it abundantly clear that he sees you as a vital piece of his world. Heâs not just saying âI need you,â but more like, âYou are essential to the future I will create, and together, we will bring forth a new era.â So romantic, in a vaguely threatening, âjoin me or perishâ sort of wayâŚ
M = Mask (Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?)
No.
Nope. Not even a little bit. Lucius isnât out here juggling different personas like heâs in a soap opera. What you see is what you get, and thatâs the same calculating, self-assured, and slightly terrifying visionary in every setting. Why would he bother putting on a mask when heâs absolutely convinced that heâs already right about, well, everything?
Lucius walks into a room with that "Final Boss" energy, and he doesnât turn it off just because the audience changes. Heâs not going to smile more to put someone at ease or crack a joke to lighten the mood. Thereâs just no mask to peel away. Lucius doesnât see the need to hide his true self, because in his mind, his true self is the ultimate truth. And if people are uncomfortable with that, well, theyâre just not seeing the bigger picture.
N = Naughty (How would they punish their darling?)
For Lucius, punishment isnât about causing you physical painâitâs about a âcourse correctionâ in line with his grand vision. Heâs not going to lose his cool and lash out at you in anger or frustration; Lucius sees that as a waste of time and effort. Why would he bother bruising your arm when he can bruise your spirit and realign your thinking instead?
If you step out of line or fail to meet his expectations, Luciusâ go-to punishment would be isolationâcutting you off from any sense of independence or connection you might have left. He might lock you away in a grandiose, almost monastery-like room where youâre left to reflect on your mistakes, with nothing but silence to keep you company. No visits, no communication, no freedomâjust a constant, suffocating reminder that heâs the only person in your world who matters.
Itâs not physical harmâitâs deprivation of everything that makes you feel human. Your agency, your choices, your connectionsâtheyâre all privileges that Lucius grants, and he can revoke them just as easily. The psychological weight of it is immense, and thatâs the point. He doesnât want to just punish you; he wants to reform you, make you understand that defiance isnât just a mistakeâitâs a deviation from the path heâs so kindly laid out for you.
At his most âsevere,â Lucius might resort to a firm grip, just to emphasize his dominance and remind you of whoâs in control. But even then, itâs more about sending a message than inflicting actual pain. Why break you down physically when he can dismantle you mentally, piece by piece, and rebuild you into the perfect companion for his vision?
In short, Luciusâ punishments are carefully crafted exercises in psychological dominance. He wants you to understand the extent of his control, to feel that your entire existence is tied to his approval. And by the end of it, youâll be questioning if your defiance was ever worth it, or if freedom is just another illusion in the perfectly constructed world heâs created for you.
O = Oppression (How many rights would they take away from their darling?)
Lucius wouldnât just show up and say, âHey, guess what? Youâre no longer a free person.â No, his methods are much more insidious and calculated. Heâs the kind of guy whoâd frame each new restriction as a favor, something heâs doing for your own good. Heâd tell you itâs all to keep you safe, enlightened, and on the path to perfection. Itâs like being caged in gold barsâlooks pretty, but youâre still trapped.
Luciusâ approach would be gradual. At first, it might just be limiting who you talk to, convincing you that certain people are âdistractionsâ or âunfit influencesâ on your growth. Then, maybe heâd start scheduling your days to align with what he believes is best for you. As time goes on, these restrictions multiply like rabbits until, before you know it, youâre in a psychological straitjacket. Even your thoughts start to feel like theyâre on a leash.
He wouldnât go for outright physical restraints because, honestly, Lucius doesnât think he needs them. His control is so overwhelming that heâd rather manipulate your mind and emotions into a state of dependency, making you almost grateful for the structure heâs imposed. Itâs not just about taking away your physical freedomsâitâs about reshaping your reality to fit his narrative. In his mind, youâre not losing rights; youâre gaining purpose. How thoughtful!
But ifâand itâs a big âifââyou cooperate with him genuinely and truthfully (and heâll know if youâre faking it), Lucius would ease up on the restrictions. He might even give you back âmostâ of your freedoms, like a benevolent ruler granting privileges to a loyal subject. Youâd still never get full autonomy, though. Letâs not kid ourselves; in Luciusâ world, true freedom is the freedom to agree with him, and anything beyond that is just chaos.
Overall, you might get some breathing room if you play along, but Lucius is always going to keep a tight leash on the bigger picture. After all, heâs not just managing your lifeâheâs saving the world, and youâve got a part to play in that whether you like it or not.
P = Patience (How patient are they with their darling?)
Lucius isnât just patientâheâs practically the epitome of patience. Think of him as a human chess master who already knows how the game will end, no matter how many moves you make to try and outsmart him. Heâs not rushing because, in his mind, your resistance is just a temporary obstacle in the grand plan heâs set for you. You throwing a fit is like a kid throwing sand at the tideâineffectual and almost cute to him.
You could hurl every insult in the book, scream until youâre hoarse, or try every last wrestling move youâve seen, and Lucius would barely flinch. Heâs got the patience of a monk combined with the smugness of someone who knows heâs already won. If anything, your outbursts just seem to reinforce his belief that youâre not yet âenlightened,â so heâs more than willing to wait out the storm. After all, why would he let a cute, lovely little thing like your rebellion ruffle his feathers?
Thatâs the maddening partâhe never loses his cool. You could literally slap him, and heâd still be standing there, looking down at you with that same composed, slightly amused expression like youâre acting out a scene heâs already memorized. Itâs almost as if heâs silently challenging you to try harder because deep down, he finds your defiance more of a mild inconvenience than a genuine threat.
Honestly, itâd drive you crazy. Itâs like trying to fight a brick wall that occasionally lectures you on why resisting is pointless. That patience? Itâs not just a personality traitâitâs a weapon. A weapon he wields with precision to wear down your will until resistance feels as exhausting as arguing with someone who thinks pineapple on pizza is non-negotiable. Your resistance is a formality, a box to check off on his way to reshaping you into the perfect piece of his grand design. And heâs got all the time in the world to let you figure that out.
Q = Quit (If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?)
Letâs get one thing straight: for Lucius, the concept of you âdyingâ is laughably moot. I mean, really, itâs a non-issue. Thanks to his powers, he can revive you from the most gruesome fatesâfatal wounds, near-dismemberment, anything. In his eyes, youâre practically immortal. So unless you spontaneously combust while trying to flee, heâs not letting go that easily.
Now, as for escaping? Good luck with that. The moment you think you can slip away, Lucius will dispatch an army of clones and his Paladins. Theyâll be scouring every corner of existence to bring you back, because in Luciusâ twisted logic, youâre not just a person; youâre a vital part of his grand scheme. Spoiler alert: they WILL find you. Heâs the sort of guy who has contingencies for your contingencies, and his persistence is truly a sight to behold.
So letâs be real: the whole idea of him moving on is laughable. Thereâs no âwhat ifâ scenario here; the thought of you escaping or being lost to him is about as likely as Lucius turning into a puppy. Heâs more likely to turn every corner of the world upside down in search of you, employing every method at his disposal until he has you right back in his grasp. Youâre stuck in this elaborate game of emotional chess, and thereâs no checkmate in sight until he decides itâs over.
The only real hope for escape lies in a heroic intervention, like Anti-Magic Asta swooping in like some over-the-top action hero to save the day. But until that happens, forget about quitting or getting away. Youâre in Luciusâ world now, and the rules are all his.
R = Regret (Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?)
Oh sweet summer child, if you think Lucius would ever feel guilty about abducting you, then you clearly havenât been paying attention. In his world, heâs like a knight in shining armorâexcept the armor is made of manipulation, and the shining part is just his unshakeable belief that heâs the savior of this twisted story. To him, your abduction isnât a crime; itâs a necessity. Heâs saving you from the chaos and flaws of the world outside, and he views his actions as a kindnessâlike taking a cat off the street and then refusing to let it go because, letâs face it, it just canât take care of itself.
Regret? Guilt? Those words might as well be in a different language for Lucius. Heâs convinced that heâs doing you a favor by keeping you close, and heâll definitely remind you of that whenever you express any desire to escape. You see, in his mind, letting you go is as absurd as handing over the keys to a sports car to someone who canât even reach the pedals. Youâre integral to his grand plan, and he doesnât just mean youâre some interchangeable pawn on his chessboard; youâre the queen, and heâs not about to trade that piece away for anything.
So if youâre imagining some heartfelt moment where he pauses and reflects on the morality of his choices, you can forget about it. Thatâs not happening. Instead, heâll probably double down, pulling out his smoothest lines about how itâs all for your own good, and how lucky you are to have him as a guide.
Letting you go? Now thatâs just funny. If you think heâs going to open the door and say, âOkay, youâre free to go, my darling,â youâre about as mistaken as a mime trying to order a cheeseburger. Heâll hold onto you tighter than a kid gripping their last cookie in a room full of friends. Youâre not just a part of his life; youâre the centerpiece of his meticulously crafted plan for world peace.
S = Stigma (What brought about this side of them? childhood, curiosity, etc?)
His overwhelming desire to âimproveâ you mirrors his quest to perfect the world around him. Picture a painter with a vision so grand that they canât help but see every imperfection as a flaw to be corrected, and youâll start to grasp where heâs coming fromâŚ
T = Tears (How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?)
To Lucius, those tears are not signs of weakness; theyâre just proof that you havenât quite accepted your role in his meticulously crafted vision. Itâs like heâs been waiting for you to see the light, but instead, youâre still fumbling around in the dark. He views your pain as confirmation of the worldâs corruption, reinforcing his unwavering belief that he alone possesses the key to your salvation. In his mind, every tear you shed is just another layer of the flawed reality heâs determined to erase. So, while youâre thinking, âIâm a hot mess right nowâ heâs over there with his metaphorical clipboard, taking notes and strategizing on how to guide you back to the path he believes is right.
U = Unique (Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?)
Lucius stands apart from your classic yandere archetype like a fine wine at a party full of boxed beverages. While many yanderes are often characterized by wild emotions, impulsive decisions, and an insatiable craving for their darling's attentionâthink of them as the love-struck tornadoesâLucius operates with a cool, calculated precision that borders on eerie.
For Lucius, love isnât just a feeling; itâs a meticulously orchestrated strategy aimed at achieving his vision of a perfect world. Heâs not driven by mere passion or jealousy but by a steadfast belief in a future where you play a pivotal role. Instead of relying on chaotic whims and emotional outbursts, heâs more like an architect sketching out blueprints, ensuring that every element fits seamlessly into his grand design.
While your average yandere might resort to dramatic gesturesâlike stalking, melodramatic threats, or even impulsive violenceâLucius opts for subtler methods. Heâll employ psychological manipulation, social isolation, and emotional coercion like a seasoned chess player maneuvering their pieces across the board. He sees every interaction as a move toward the endgame heâs envisioned, where youâre not just a passive participant but a vital component of his master plan.
This calculated approach means heâs not just obsessed with you in the traditional sense; he views you as a unique puzzle piece essential for his envisioned utopia. Heâs not out to cause chaos for the sake of chaos; rather, heâs on a mission to âsaveâ you from the flaws he believes the world has imposed upon you. So if you think of your typical yandere as a whirlwind of emotions, Lucius is more like a storm thatâs been perfectly predicted, with every gust of wind and drop of rain serving a specific purpose in his eyes.
V = Vice (What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?)
His greatest weakness is, quite ironically, his own towering ego and his unwavering conviction in his ideals. Heâs like a walking billboard for self-assuredness, strutting around with the kind of confidence that could make a peacock jealous. You might think, âGreat! I can totally use that against him!â But hereâs the kicker: itâs not as easy as it sounds.
See, while his ego is a glaring flaw, it also acts like a protective shield, completely insulating him from doubt. Heâs so convinced that heâs the master architect of a perfect future that any attempts to exploit this weakness will likely bounce right off him like a rubber ball. You could try to shake his confidence by questioning his plans or pointing out flaws in his grand design, but heâll just smile that smug little smile and dismiss your concerns as naive, silly ramblings. Itâs almost impressive how firmly he believes in his own infallibility. In a nutshell, your chances of exploiting Luciusâ vice for a successful escape are pretty slimâvery slim. Sucks to be you, huh?
W = Wit's end (Would they ever hurt their darling?)
When it comes to Lucius, the idea of him hurting you is far from the chaotic, reckless violence you might expect from other characters in the yandere genre. Instead, his approach is a meticulously calculated maneuver. If he ever resorts to hurting you, itâs not out of rage or whimsy; itâs a carefully considered act intended to teach you a lesson about the consequences of disobedience, a lesson closer to molding you into his perfect lover for the new era heâs planning to create.
As for physical harm, Lucius will only ever resort to a firm grip, to reinforce his point or to remind you of his control. Itâs less about inflicting pain and more about establishing dominance. He wonât be throwing punches or engaging in dramatic confrontations; instead, heâll assert his authority in subtle yet powerful ways. He thrives on the knowledge that he can manipulate the situation to keep you in check, all while maintaining that charming demeanor of his.
So while Lucius may not physically hurt you in the traditional sense, the psychological scars he leaves behind can cut deeper than any knife ever could. In his eyes, hurting you is a necessary evil, a step in the process of molding you into the companion he believes you should be.
X = Xoanon (How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?)
Lucius doesnât quite revere you in the typical, candlelight-dinner-and-flower-petals kind of way. Instead, he sees you as a vital component of his grand designâan irreplaceable vessel for his vision of a perfect world. Think of it this way: to him, youâre not just a person; youâre the keystone in the arch of his ambitions, and heâll do everything in his power to ensure that you fit snugly into that role.
His âworshipâ is less about adoration and more about control. He doesnât bow down or sing your praises; rather, he orchestrates your life as if youâre a piece on his chessboard. He believes that by reshaping you, heâs doing you a favor. In his mind, this isnât just manipulation; itâs a profound act of loveâthough it's a love that feels more like a gilded cage than a romantic fairy taleâŚ
So what lengths would he go to win you over? Imagine a meticulous architect ensuring every beam and support is in place to create a flawless structure. Lucius would cut off access to your friends and family, restricting your movements and molding your thoughts to align with his ideals. Heâd shower you with grand promises of a better world if you only surrender your will to him. Every act of control is couched in this twisted reverence, as he believes heâs guiding you to enlightenment.
His lengths are vast and thorough, employing every tactic at his disposalâfrom emotional manipulation to subtle coercionâbecause in his mind, any means justify the end goal: you becoming the perfect partner in his quest for a utopia. So, while you may not find him kneeling before you, he certainly sees you as a treasure to be safeguarded.
Y = Yearn (How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?)
Lucius isnât the type to suddenly âsnapâ like a character in a drama who loses their cool all at once. Nope, heâs way too composed and strategic for that. Remember, patience is his thing. He plays the long game, seeing your resistance as a temporary hurdle on the road to what he believes is inevitable acceptance.
Lucius would never show desperation or impulsiveness, even if it feels like itâs taking forever to get you to fall in line. Itâs almost eerie how collected he remains, waiting as you resist, plot, or even openly rebel. Heâs that guy who could be waiting for the stars to align, and he wouldnât flinch once.
Instead of snapping, he slowly tightens his grip, all while maintaining a serene demeanor thatâs somehow more unsettling than someone who flies off the handle. If anything, your continued resistance only fuels his belief that heâs right to keep pushing, right to reshape you for âyour own good.â Heâd say, with that ever-so-slightly patronizing smirk, âItâs only natural for you to struggleâit shows youâre still finding your way. But donât worry, I have all the time in the world.â
Thereâs literally no snapping point for Lucius because his patience is practically unbreakable. He doesnât have a dramatic breaking momentâheâs like water, slowly wearing away at a rock until itâs shaped exactly the way he wants it.
Z = Zenith (Would they ever break their darling?)
Lucius isnât actively trying to crush your spirit into dustâat least not in a straightforward, malicious way. His endgame isnât about making you a shattered shell but transforming you into what he sees as your âideal self,â molded to fit neatly into his grand vision. In his mind, breaking you isnât breaking at all; itâs refining you, burning away all those pesky imperfections that keep you from seeing things his way.
However, because Luciusâ methods are so intense and unrelenting, achieving that level of transformation might mean pushing you to the edge or beyond. He views it as a necessary sacrifice, like pruning a tree to help it grow properly. If you end up emotionally drained or feeling like youâve lost yourself, Lucius wouldnât see that as cruelty. Heâd see it as progress, another step toward perfection.
To sum it up: Lucius wouldnât set out to break you, but heâs perfectly fine if thatâs the collateral damage of âperfectingâ you.
Hello! Could you do anything yandere shanks x female reader, but can you make it in a headcanon. Where shanks first meet the reader, how he got obsessed (was it "love at first sight") how he woos the reader, how he expressed his emotions, etc. But can you make it where that shank crew is obsessed with the reader, too? (Not romantically) more like a little sister/older brothers obsession. And they make sure no one gets the readers heart but shanks. But the reader later finds out about this and confront them about it and reveal that this was her (secret kink) but always kept it to herself because she knows it's not healthy, etc. How would they react? And could you do it in nsfw and sfw headcanon
WARNINGS: FEMALE READER + NOT PROOFREAD
NOTES: Super duper sorry anon, but I donât write nsfw. I still hope this is to your liking!
I imagine that Shanks first encounters you in a bustling port town, the kind where everything smells like saltwater and adventureâor maybe just fried fish, but weâll go with adventure. Youâre busyâmaybe working a stall, laughing with friends, or simply taking in the sights with this serene, unbothered expression. You stand out to him, not like a thunderbolt of âlove at first sightâ exactly, but more like a nagging feeling that something just clicked. Itâs like spotting a rare treasureâhe doesnât fully understand why heâs drawn to you, but he knows itâs significant. Itâs like finding a piece of his favorite puzzle that he didnât even know was missing.
At first, itâs just mild curiosity. Youâve caught his attention, and now heâs finding every excuse to watch youâcasually, of course. Heâs not a weirdo... not yet, anyway. Itâs all innocent in the beginning, but as time goes on, that curiosity becomes a full-blown obsession. He finds himself studying the way you smile, the way you tilt your head when youâre thinking, and even the way you roll your eyes when someone says something ridiculous. Itâs all too fascinating. Youâre like his own personal TV showâexcept the plot thickens with every episode. And oh boy, heâs hooked.
And thatâs when the possessiveness kicks in. Shanks starts convincing himself that everything you doâevery gesture, every laughâis somehow meant for him. Itâs a classic pirateâs mindset: when you spot treasure, you claim it. But Shanks, ever the suave captain, decides that this treasure is worth the wait. Heâs not about to rush in and scare you off, oh no. This isnât some quick plunder; this is a long game. Heâs willing to be patient, biding his time, and winning you over little by little. You might think heâs just being friendly or charismaticâafter all, heâs got that charm down to an artâbut every move he makes is a carefully calculated step closer to you. Creepy when you think about it, right? Unless youâre into it
Naturally, Shanksâ crew gets involvedâhow could they not? Theyâre a tight-knit bunch, practically a family, and if something or rather, someone is important to Shanks, theyâre all on high alert. They catch on to the way their captain looks at youâitâs not the usual playful grin or the casual glance he gives most people. No, itâs a look that says, âIâve found something I want to keep.â This man is intense and obsessed, and they can see it. So, being the loyal crewmates they are, they decide itâs their jobâno, their dutyâto help their captain out. Not that they think he needs the help (since heâs Shanks and all), but hey, why not give him an edge?
The crew quickly adopts the idea of you as their captainâs treasureâprecious and worth protecting. And just like that, youâre part of the family, whether you know it or not. They take on the role of overly protective brothers (whether theyâre older or younger doesnât matterâtheyâve all got that big sibling energy anyway). They make it their mission to watch over you, making sure youâre safe wherever you go. But theyâre not just watching from the shadowsâno, theyâre playing the long game, just like their captain is.
They know Shanks has enough charm to fill the Grand Line, so their strategy is different: theyâre trying to get you to seek him out more. Theyâve got complete faith in their captainâs charm; itâs just you who needs a little nudge in the right direction. They drop hints like, âOh, you know, Captain Shanks would love to see you at the tavern later,â or âWow, I bet the captain would be thrilled if you asked him about that.â Subtle, right?
As time goes on, they donât just see you as their captainâs potential love interestâthey genuinely start to see you as part of their crew. And in their eyes, that makes you family. Now, when someoneâs happiness is tied to their captainâs happiness, theyâre all in. They become more invested in making sure youâre content, safe, and most importantly, staying right where they want you.
Itâs all fun and games until you realize anyone getting too close to you except for Shanks is a problem. See, they want you to be a permanent part of their crew. Anyone who even thinks about getting too friendly with you instantly becomes enemy number one. Sure, theyâll try to avoid violenceâat first. But if they see you getting swayed by someone else, theyâre not afraid to roll up their sleeves and get a little more, letâs say, hands-on with the problem. Ruthless? Maybe. Necessary? In their eyes, absolutely.
This is where their âsiblingâ dynamic really comes into play. The way they see it, no oneâs good enough for their soon-to-be sister-in-law thatâs you, by the way except Shanks. They discourage any potential suitors by casually looming nearby, giving cold stares, or âaccidentallyâ interrupting conversations just as things start to get cozy. Theyâre there to make sure you stay unattached and grow more comfortable with Shanks and the crew. They gradually start making it clear that the only acceptable outcome is you being with their captain, and anyone else is just wasting their time.
And if you happen to be inexperienced in romance? Perfect! Theyâre thrilled. They take it as an opportunity to coach you, guiding you with all the expertise that only a bunch of rowdy pirates can offer. Theyâll give you tips some (good, some questionable) and make sure you know exactly how to charm their captain back.
Basically, any love life you had or might have wanted outside of Shanks is out the window. As long as this crew is around, youâre not finding any other suitorsâno chance, no way. Theyâll make sure the only person you ever have eyes for is Shanks. And if you were single before they met you, even betterâtheyâve got a blank slate to work with. Maybe Yasopp or Benn pat you on the back and say, âWell, lucky for you, our captainâs the best option youâll ever have.â
Shanks has this effortless charm about him thatâs practically impossible to resist. With his laid-back nature and easygoing smile, he knows exactly how to draw you in. From the very start, heâs friendly and approachable, making it feel like youâve known him for years. He knows how to make you feel at easeâhe cracks jokes, buys you drinks, and regales you with wild stories from his adventures at sea. Itâs hard not to feel comfortable around him when heâs so open and genuine, always acting like youâre old friendsâor maybe something more. And you? You start to think heâs just a normal guyâalbeit a pirate, but a friendly one. The truth? His charm of his isnât just naturalâthereâs a strategy behind it.
See, Shanks is playing a long game here. Beneath the friendly smile and the easy banter is a guy whoâs putting in work. Heâs paying attention to everythingâyour likes, your hobbies, and even the tiniest details. He notices what makes your eyes light up, the foods you prefer, the places you love to visit, and even the little things that make you cringe. Every time he interacts with you, itâs as if heâs reading straight from the playbook on âHow to Win Your Heart.â You think itâs just a coincidence that he always knows the right thing to say or do to make you feel special, but nopeâthatâs just Shanks doing his homework.
And itâs not just Shanks whoâs in on it; his crew is right there, playing their part like itâs a well-rehearsed performance. They hype him up constantly, making sure you know just how amazing their captain is. Theyâll tell you storiesâalways the ones where Shanks is the hero, the brave and selfless leader, or the guy who goes out of his way to help others. Of course, they know better than to lay it on too thick, but the message is clear: Shanks isnât just some ordinary pirate; heâs a guy worth betting your heart on. Theyâll casually mention his loyalty, his bravery, and his kindness, painting a picture of the ideal manâlike, really, who wouldnât want a guy like him? They frame it all so perfectly that you start to wonder if Shanks is exactly the kind of person youâve been waiting for. But little do you know, heâs been waiting for you!
It doesnât stop at words, either; the crewâs got action plans. Theyâll orchestrate these âcoincidentalâ moments where Shanks can swoop in like some dashing hero. Maybe your bag âaccidentallyâ slips off the dock, and thereâs Shanks, quick as lightning, retrieving it with that grin of his. Or perhaps youâre having a rough day, and suddenly Shanks appears with your favorite snack in hand, ready to lift your spirits. Itâs like clockworkâevery opportunity they get, theyâre making sure Shanks is there, saving the day or making things just a little bit easier for you. Itâs a collective effort, all geared towards making you see Shanks as the only option, the one whoâs been right there all along, just waiting for you to realize it.
When it comes to expressing his emotions, Shanks plays it smoothâreal smooth. Heâs affectionate, sure, but thereâs always that tiny hint of possessiveness lingering underneath, like a shadow just out of sight. Heâs subtle, though; he knows how to keep it from being obvious. He showers you with attention, and not in an overwhelming way, but just enough so you always know heâs thinking about you. It could be a small gift from his travelsâa trinket from a far-off island or a flower he swears is the rarest heâs ever seen. Or maybe itâs the little notes he leaves behind, simple but sweet, like a casual reminder that heâs never too far from your thoughts. Heâs always there when you need someone, even if you donât realize you need him. Shanks makes it pretty much impossible for you to forget about him.
And when others approach you, Shanks? Oh, he keeps his coolâlike, really cool. Heâs got that carefree smile and that laid-back attitude down to a science. Sure, he wants you all to himself, but part of his plan is patience. Heâs not about to lose his composure over some random individual trying to chat you upâno, no, heâs got the long game in mind. However, if someone starts getting a little too close for comfort, thatâs when youâll see him act. And trust me, when he does, itâs like a magician pulling off a trick. Maybe that person suddenly finds himself on the wrong side of a brawl with some random pirates, or they just âdecideâ to leave the island without a trace. Weird, right? Almost like they vanished into thin air. Shanks knows how to make things happen while keeping his hands cleanâor at least appearing to.
Eventually, you start putting the pieces together. You canât ignore the patternsâpeople who show interest in you either mysteriously vanish or suddenly avoid you like youâve got some kind of pirate plague. And then thereâs Shanks, who always seems to know everything happening in your life, almost like heâs got some sixth sense. Oh, and his crew? They just so happen to be wherever you are, ready to step in like overprotective siblings. Itâs all a bit too convenient, so you decide to confront them about it.
Shanks doesnât even try to deny it. In fact, he leans right into it, giving you the whole âIâm doing this for your safety; the worldâs a dangerous placeâ spiel. You know, playing the classic protector card. And, of course, his crewâs right behind him, backing him up like theyâre all in on this script. They swear theyâre only looking out for you, doing what any good âfamilyâ would do. They make it seem like itâs their sacred duty to keep you safe from any harmâor in this case, any potential love interests who arenât Shanks.
But when you drop the bomb and reveal that this was exactly what you secretly wantedâa possessive, obsessive kind of loveâthe reaction is priceless. Shanksâ face goes from a small hint of concern to this look of pure satisfaction. Itâs like youâve just handed him the keys to the treasure chest heâs been searching for lifetimes. Heâs definitely caught off guard for a second, but itâs the kind of surprise heâs thrilled about.
The crewâs reaction is just as entertaining. They look relieved and almost proud, like theyâve just gotten the ultimate validation. To them, itâs a sign that everything theyâve doneâall the lurking and schemingâwas the right move. You wanted this all along, so in their eyes, theyâre basically heroes. Now that youâve spilled the beans, they become way more open about their protectiveness, doubling down on their roles as your âbrothers.â Itâs like your confession flipped a switch for them, giving them free rein to crank up the possessiveness without feeling an ounce of guilt. If they ever felt guilty to begin with, that is.
From that moment on, theyâre even bolder with their interference. They donât bother hiding their efforts to scare off anyone who dares to get too close. In fact, they make sure you know that your place is with themâmore importantly, with Shanks. Heâs over the moon, acting like heâs won the ultimate prize. Knowing that youâre receptive to his obsession only fuels his determination to keep you all to himself. Now that youâve given him the green light, thereâs no turning back; his possessiveness has leveled up, and his crew is all-in, making sure the world knows youâre their captainâs treasure.
With everything out in the open, the dynamic between you, Shanks, and his crew hits a new level of intensity. Itâs like a silent contract has been signed: youâre theirs. Shanks cranks up the affection, pulling you even deeper into his orbit. Heâs always aroundâwhether itâs with charming smiles, playful touches, or just happening to be there when you need a shoulder to lean on. And his crew? Oh, they double down on their big brother act, making sure youâre never alone for a single second.
The crew practically builds an invisible barrier around you, creating a fortress of brotherly protection that no one can breach. Some poor soul tries to talk to you? Expect one of the guys to appear out of nowhere, putting an arm around your shoulder and shooting a âfriendlyâ grin thatâs a little too sharp. Youâre basically the most popular sibling in the overprotective pirate family now, and anyone who even thinks about getting close might as well just wave the white flag and walk away.
Theyâve turned âyou belong with usâ into their full-time job. If you ever wander off, itâs only a matter of minutes before one of them pops up with an âOh, there you are! Weâve been looking everywhere for you!â They act like itâs all in good fun, but thereâs no mistaking that underlying message: theyâre keeping tabs, and theyâre not letting you slip away.
And you canât help but feel the effect. They make you the center of their universe, their obsession, and honestly? Itâs kind of intoxicating. Sure, thereâs a part of you that knows itâs all a bit muchâmaybe even borderline unhealthyâbut when youâre surrounded by that kind of attention, itâs hard not to get swept up in it. And thatâs exactly how they want it. Youâre part of their âfamilyâ now, and theyâll do whatever it takes to keep you right where you are.
Shanks, of course, is the ringleader of it all. Heâs basking in the fact that youâve accepted his possessivenessâno, welcomed it. He knows itâs only a matter of time before youâre fully his, heart, body, and soul. And the crew? Theyâre just as invested in this little storybook endingâbecause, in their eyes, youâre not just their captainâs treasure; youâre their treasure too.