luna!

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

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Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

alright I completely forgot I said that until I saw my notifications blow up so, happy drag the body Monday ig

this is absolutely huge for the baba economy

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

I need a job that gives me money

i need a nothing that gives me money