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so you want to play totk at 60fps, don't you?
buuuuuuut you think... "egh, 80 or so bucks is a bit steep."
buy the game used, THEN get the enhanced thing or something. if you have the expansion subscription, no need to do anything. just download and get goin'!
theres also emulation!!! really, do whatever's best for you. if it makes sense for you to emulate, emulate, if it makes sense for you to buy a used copy, do that too!
remember to TEST YOUR GAMES before you get them used, but that's all i gotta say about it.
just enjoy video games, guys. have a great day.
if you bought the switch 2 I hope you have to live the rest of your life with nothing but minor inconveniences
I thought we were all in agreement that we wouldn’t support this overpriced slop because it would ruin the gaming industry, but you all like a bunch of pigs went for it anyway genuinely you all were willing to spend hundreds of more dollars than it was worth instantly all because you got a multiplayer, Mario kart and sequel to MID games. I hope it was worth it because now people who make minimum wage and can barely afford to begin with have to be stuck with $80 games and consoles that are overpriced. I bet you in five years from now consoles and PCs are going to be the same fucking cost because y’all wanted some sequels to fucking Kirby flyers or whatever the fuck it’s called. Y’all are fucking losers.
hey man. maybe it's time to log off for a lil' while. have a glass of water or a nap.
minecraft movie teaser: released
the internet: what the fuck. we never asked for this. this is slop. horrid.
mojang: ends mob votes forever
the internet: i love you more than anything ever. this is the most fantastic brilliant news ive ever gotten. i love you.
[yes i know warner brothers and mojang are separate entities but its still funny!]
they need to make soup stackable in minecraft
rabbit stew is such a good food source but i don't want an inventory full of stew
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…does alley have a goat leg? If not…what is it?!
Stride likes to hide it when she's asleep cuz he's an asshole
This is your sign to personalize your piglin ocs, this is your sign to take inspiration from different kinds of pigs when you draw piglins, and by god this is your sign to draw PIGlins with FAT AND MUSCLE. You hear me? FAT. MUSCLE. FAT. OKAY? Give that piglin a double chin at least rn or so help me
matt berry being in one of the greatest comedy games or all time and then suddenly being dropped into the minecraft movie makes me cackle
STOP MAINTAGGING YOUR SHITTY MINECRAFT MOVIE CRITICISM!!!! THESE ARE TAGS THAT THE ACTUAL FANDOM USES HOLY SHIT STOP FILLING THEM WITH "sorry story mode :((( minceraft movie worse :/" FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
reminder to not kick people who are excited for the movie. its probably gonna be bad but don't guilt trip people. we're above that, i hope.
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ok i know i've been reblogging a lot of slander for the minecraft movie but honestly if someone likes it and is excited for the movie then they should feel free to be! People are allowed to like things that most consider bad, and as much as I hate to say it, I'm sort of excited for it too! I have loved movies that youtube critics considered "bad" before, so maybe I will fall in love with this movie, or like it at the very least, who knows! And in case I'm going to be disappointed, I can just watch the MCSM remake instead. We'll see.
youre not gonna be able to bully the minecraft movie directors into reanimating anything because unlike with the sonic movie clearly the people who made this movie lack any personal nostalgia for it and dont get it beyond "game my kids play" and therefore just decided to take a popular ip and throw popular actors at it and spit out a corporate slop script and designs because they dont care about the viewers beyond their ability to consume and they dont care about the consumers' time unless it gives them money. to them we are pigs and this is the scraps mixed in a pail with mud and worms for us to gobble up and keep growing their coffers. its not made because they care and its not made to be cared about and i promise in like 2 years it'll disappear off streaming services because they dont care about it enough to pay to keep it around and obviously nobody's gonna rewatch it. honestly just dont watch it. not even out of spite. there's better things out there that respect your time and your hard-earned money
The piglin thing really is my biggest problem with the movie (and Legends too ftr)
Like it doesn't look like it's gonna be good in general either, but I'd probably be more amused than annoyed
But interpreting the piglins as evil is just such bad vibes, it's a bad narrative. Intentional or not, it frankly feels like an excuse to kill them and plunder their homes because they have valuables we (players) want
Sorry but we're the bad guys here, we're the ones invading their lands and their homes and stealing their shit. That's bad guy behaviour. The piglins aren't invading the overworld to kill and rob everybody, it's the other way around. This is literally just projecting
(And yes, this is pretty much how colonialism worked too: invade a land, rob everything you can carry, then villainise the locals when they get mad at you and try to chase you out, then use that to justify killing them and taking over the land, and finally you transform the land to fit your purposes and call it progress)
I mean it's kinda unfortunate that the game very much encourages this kind of behaviour. Like I'm not canceling Minecraft or anything but it's worth thinking about. You literally can't barter for the netherite template, you either rob the piglins or you don't get one, so the game incentivises you to become a robber, and then you justify yourself by claiming that it's okay because the piglins are trying to kill you (for invading their home and robbing them) and they were probably just being greedy anyway (not like you, you're just entitled to own everything of course)
idk, I don't wanna be a killjoy because raiding bastions is actually really fun. I'm just saying, if you're gonna be a bad guy just accept that you're the bad guy, don't try to shift the blame
i think we're digging a little too deep into the block game here. just a tiny bit?
youre not gonna be able to bully the minecraft movie directors into reanimating anything because unlike with the sonic movie clearly the people who made this movie lack any personal nostalgia for it and dont get it beyond "game my kids play" and therefore just decided to take a popular ip and throw popular actors at it and spit out a corporate slop script and designs because they dont care about the viewers beyond their ability to consume and they dont care about the consumers' time unless it gives them money. to them we are pigs and this is the scraps mixed in a pail with mud and worms for us to gobble up and keep growing their coffers. its not made because they care and its not made to be cared about and i promise in like 2 years it'll disappear off streaming services because they dont care about it enough to pay to keep it around and obviously nobody's gonna rewatch it. honestly just dont watch it. not even out of spite. there's better things out there that respect your time and your hard-earned money
omg how many times are y'all gonna make the same 1 sentence post about apologizing to minecraft story mode. we get it quit clogging the tags
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alright.
would the walking mushrooms in dunmeshi be not vegan
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