Daddy Kong (ask Me What It Means You Will Laugh)

Pull out? Why would I ever pull out? It feels soooo much better for me to pin you down and fill you up. Push in and out so I can make sure you take it all. I don't really care what the consequences are for you, all that matters is how good it feels to breed you.

My favorite sex position is when you communicate your feelings in a direct way. So i don’t have to do the emotional labor of trying to decode exactly what the fuck you’re saying

🖤

Kiss her forehead while you’re pumping her full of cum

i don’t wanna exist in this world, i wanna exist in a spooky mansion with a vampire lord who is obsessed with me and needs me for sustenance

you can learn a lot about a girl by sticking your fingers in her mouth

I’m never letting you go

*flirts in reblog*