♡Deedee♡

PLEASE use contraceptives if you don't intend to bear children

i'm getting knocked up again Tonight

Stop killing babies.

holy fuck this was such a classic i forgot about this lmaooo

with everything i have i am requesting that bisexuals stop reblogging my posts about being femme. you’re grating on my fucking nerves when you tag my shit talking about your ugly loser fucking boyfriend and i hope you break up!

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

you know that two dykes fucking will never be heteronormative right? or am i delusional for thinking it was common sense…..?

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

Once I realized I could turn any piece of media into butchfemme it really opened my eyes to a whole new world…

people should get freaky and horny over me more often. I deserve the treat

lets play a game! its called take off all your clothes and touch yourself while i watch

i love you women with big noses

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.