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the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

kids these days don't even appreciate a good monologue anymore. you cook up a perfectly good evil scheme and it's all "you'll never get away with this" and "justice will prevail". nobody knows how to listen. gone are the days of sitting quietly to hear out a good old fashioned how-i-dunnit. not even to buy time to secretly escape from a nefarious trap or nothing

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute