mango farmer from tahiti

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

This is who I want to get pegged by

if sirius ever got detained, he would immediately ask the officer whether there’s any way they could send him a copy of his mugshot afterward

ok but would u look at those baby blues

remus waist grabber lupin and marlene tit grabber mckinnon are best friends btw

dont forget sirius ass grabber black and dorcas thigh grabber meadowes

no fanfiction is bad btw. there is no standard. 'good' fanfic is entirely subjective. 'good plot that makes sense' and 'fleshed out characters' are entirely subjective things

this makes me feel better while im currently writing my own thanks