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My (not full (yet)) piece for #cherribang2026 :)

Have Lucifer staying at the hotel after Dad Beat Dad, and the next morning Alastor's like "I used up all my masculinity yesterday I'm Mom today" and goes downstairs in a nice vintage dress and smokey eyes. Lucifer looks over and is like "Uh, who are you?"

And like. All activity in the lobby stops. Everyone turns to look at Lucifer. Because yeah Alastor's a little more dolled up but it is SO clearly Alastor. The king can NOT be this dumb.

Alastor: We literally met yesterday.

Lucifer: Nah, I think I would remember meeting that red loudspeaker's hot twin sister.

Charlie looks like she's about to speak up and correct her dad, but Alastor waves her off and is like "Yes... his twin sister... That's who I am, of course..."

And honestly Alastor isn't even thinking about identity shenanigans at this point, she just doesn't want to have to explain her identity to some guy she barely knows and certainly doesn't trust. Like, Lucifer doesn't need to know, let him think she's a pair of twins for the rest of his stay at the hotel, who cares?

Charlie and the others quietly decide to also keep their mouths shut because like... If Alastor doesn't want to out herself then THEY'RE not going to do it for her.

Meanwhile Lucifer's ears are ringing and he's retreated into his own mind as a wave of FURIOUS embarrassment sweeps over him because. Oh no he's actually said some REALLY dumb bullshit to Alastor's face regarding his "twin." For BOTH identities. He's told both identities that they should take after the other in some traits. IT'S THE SAME PERSON. ALL THOSE TRAITS BELONG TO THE SAME PERSON.

Alastor must have 100% been laughing at him mentally this ENTIRE TIME. FATHER STRIKE HIM DOWN HE CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS EMBARRASSMENT HE HAS TO DIE.

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(HH S1.1: >Vaggie: Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air! >Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too! Ahahahah!)

Alastor's cooking is amazing because he will not fuck up the opportunity to demonstrate that new orleans cuisine is the best however things are complicated by the fact that there's a nonzero chance that he got his sausages from cannibal town.

Lucifer never learned how to cook because he can just poof food into existence. The flavor reflects this.

Niffty made a jello salad monstrosity for dessert. Husk is too sober for literally any of this and his ass is not sober.

I’m almost certain we’re gonna get a beach episode. We already have the beach outfits so we might as well.

I was almost about to defend Niffty’s dessert making abilities because of the cookies in S1 and then I remembered the Pentious made those cookies!! So yeah, any dessert is dubious.

Lucifer might as well save himself the trouble of challenging Alastor to a cooking competition. Why waste his time when we all know who’s gonna win?

Oh, I definitely believe he’s gonna try his best to shake that girl off. Do everything in his power to distance himself from her, and cut her out of his life.

She’s too dangerous. Viv already said he pretty much adopted her in his mind. He cares about her, can’t stop himself from caring about her.

And that’s unacceptable.

So he’s gonna do whatever he can to push her away.

But Charlie is gonna do something nobody has ever done for him.

She’s gonna keep trying.

She’s not gonna let him box her out.

She won’t be pushed away.

She will not give up.

No matter what Alastor throws at her.

The same creator also has a pretty coop animatic of Charlie and vaggie fighting against the exterminator with little wolf, which honestly legendary could fit pretty well for Charlie as well, with Lilith being away right now and all. Monster perhaps as well for a more dark take of her character.

Ruthlessness could definitely be used for a gone wrong au where Charlie gets seriously injured or killed during the battle with the exterminator, only this time it's more among the lines if you hadn't killed my kid.

I think wouldn't you like could be a good song between lucifer and Charlie ngl, or between Alastor and Charlie.

No longer you could you git alastor in some ways I think.

I'm not sure about any of the others. Thunder bringer could be used for Adam or another angel that wants to restart the war, I suppose.

Any others would lead me to have to listen to them again so I can look over the lyrics. Again I just kept thinking after the first post about epic the musical songs being used in hazbin hotel animatics and it just got me thinking.

Roo and Lucifer in Scylla is brilliant! I’m desperate for Eldritch monster Roo.

I also like Little Wolf for Charlie. With either Alastor of Vaggi playing the part of Athena. And Legendary is definitely a Charlie coded song with plenty of Lilith as Odysseus.

Ruthlessness also works for Adam. If you think about it, him moving up the exterminations because an exorcist died had the same vibe as Poseidon being pissed about his kid being blinded.

I like “Wouldn’t you like” with Alastor and Charlie more than Charlie and Lucifer. I’ve already thought ‘Dangerous’ fits them well too.

I can only imagine one of the archangels in Thunderbringer. Specifically Micheal.

I’ve also seen an animatic of ‘Done For’ with Alastor and Lilith and it was amazing.