WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

one of my favorite genres of post is "evocative imagery"

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

anytime a woman starts talking about the “bonds of sisterhood that inherently exist between all women” you just know they bullied the weird girls in high school

@wizard-email

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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

@aseplant